I was never a fan of Chris Farley, I think dude deserved to die, being that fat and jacked on coke is bound to make your heart explode. But that’s got nothing to do with Nicolette Sheridan in her bikini, other than the fact that she was his leading lady in Beverly Hills Ninja, probably a high-point in both their careers, actually it proabably was in Nicolette’s, she’s been in many useless movies and Desperate Housewives is her meal ticket, you know riding high, playing the hot slut, washing her car in short-schwartz, seducing the middle aged men with her middle-aged cooter

I am generally into younger girls. After looking at these pics, I can spot the flaws, but some nights I go to bed knowing that I’d fuck the jar of peanut butter, if I could afford to replace it. My wife would go crazy if she opened up the the Jiffy first thing in the morning, before her busy day of lying on the couch doing nothing, only to find it that it was raped by me. So who the fuck am I, to be picky. That said – I would still do Nicolette and her 42 year old cooter.

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I was talking a 19 year old lesbian, actually she’s not fully lesbian she has had penis once but I don’t think she liked it, it probably messed up her hair and makeup or someshit. She’s a little high-maintenance and cock just gets in the way of looking pretty. So I’m talking to this lesbian who hasn’t realized she’s a lesbian yet, and she’s telling me about modern etiquette, that involves ripping lines of cocaine off the toilet seat at high profile clubs and ditching your classically trained Opera career, where you were once thought of as a child prodigy, to dress up in lingerie and dance around like your were Kelly Clarkson.

Charlotte Church says goodbye to culture and sluts it up like every good girl should.

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In other news, her Daddy just wants to get to know his little girl.

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I was talking a 19 year old lesbian, actually she’s not fully lesbian she has had penis once but I don’t think she liked it, it probably messed up her hair and makeup or someshit. She’s a little high-maintenance and cock just gets in the way of looking pretty. So I’m talking to this lesbian who hasn’t realized she’s a lesbian yet, and she’s telling me about modern etiquette, that involves ripping lines of cocaine off the toilet seat at high profile clubs and ditching your classically trained Opera career, where you were once thought of as a child prodigy, to dress up in lingerie and dance around like your were Kelly Clarkson.

Charlotte Church says goodbye to culture and sluts it up like every good girl should.

Check Out Video Here via ThighGuy

In other news, her Daddy just wants to get to know his little girl.

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When I think of England, I always think of beaches, cuz the country is known for sunny weather, oceanview and sand in your underwear. The British are known for their tanned surfing bodies and their dominance in all watersports. That’s why when I found out that Liz Hurley launched a swimwear line called “Beach”, I wasn’t the least bit surprised, seeing as she comes from England. I will not argue that she looks good for a 50 year old, and I will not argue that Hugh Grant got busted with a tranny whore while with her, but I will argue that she lacks creativity, calling swimwear “Beach” is as obnoxious as naming it “Bathing Suit” Now, I don’t fully have a problem with a bathing suit brand called “Beach”, I am poor and do everything generic, I can’t afford the big brand names. I am sure this is gonna be HUGE at K-Mart, right next to Kathly Lee Gifford’s lingerie line,

Go To Mr Skin to See More of Liz Hurley’s Skin

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When I think of England, I always think of beaches, cuz the country is known for sunny weather, oceanview and sand in your underwear. The British are known for their tanned surfing bodies and their dominance in all watersports. That’s why when I found out that Liz Hurley launched a swimwear line called “Beach”, I wasn’t the least bit surprised, seeing as she comes from England. I will not argue that she looks good for a 50 year old, and I will not argue that Hugh Grant got busted with a tranny whore while with her, but I will argue that she lacks creativity, calling swimwear “Beach” is as obnoxious as naming it “Bathing Suit” Now, I don’t fully have a problem with a bathing suit brand called “Beach”, I am poor and do everything generic, I can’t afford the big brand names. I am sure this is gonna be HUGE at K-Mart, right next to Kathly Lee Gifford’s lingerie line,

Go To Mr Skin to See More of Liz Hurley’s Skin

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I would hate to get caught in a leg-lock from the ever-big breasted cuz she’s fat, Kirstie Alley, because those motherfuckers are massive and being caught under the weight, while choking on the fat is not really the way I wanna die. I am not gonna get all morbid, and I will focus on the ray of sunshine after the storm in this pic, and that is Kirstie’s son, who may not be toting a rainbow flag just yet, but his girlie hair and Rod Stewart t-shirt is enough for us to know that he’s discovering himself sexually to pics of Malcom in the Middle.

See Kirstie Alley Naked at Mr Skin Before she was FAT

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I would hate to get caught in a leg-lock from the ever-big breasted cuz she’s fat, Kirstie Alley, because those motherfuckers are massive and being caught under the weight, while choking on the fat is not really the way I wanna die. I am not gonna get all morbid, and I will focus on the ray of sunshine after the storm in this pic, and that is Kirstie’s son, who may not be toting a rainbow flag just yet, but his girlie hair and Rod Stewart t-shirt is enough for us to know that he’s discovering himself sexually to pics of Malcom in the Middle.

See Kirstie Alley Naked at Mr Skin Before she was FAT

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The rumor is that these video clips of a girl getting fucked by a redneck with a dildo, stuffed in his pants and stickin’ out his fly is really of a younger Shania Twain. I think the reality of the situation is that the only thing Shania had to do with these clips is provide the soundtrack, and probably not even legitimately. The real issue at hand here is that dude’s stuffin her with a rubber dick, simulating real sex, and I don’t fully understand why. Either he’s impotent (we respect his creative ways to work around that), he’s got herpes (90% of the population does) or he’s not Shania’s boyfriend, and everyone knows that fucking someone with a rubber cock is not considered cheating, either is paying for sex. That was advice for you married guys who are in the mood to stray, but I realize none of you are married and the next time you have the chance to stuff a chick with a dildo is probably never.

It’s your turn to be the judge: Check Out:Shania Stolen Sex Tape Screenshots and Video Clips(phun.org) and let us know what you think. By us, I mean me. I don’t do entourages.

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