Dude, I am all for counter culture and I know that the 80’s thing is in, so rocking an mid-80’s hip hop look seemed like a good idea. I also realize that being black means you have to identify yourself as an individual because all white people thing you look the same, but do you really want to be referred to as the “Black Dude with the Stupid Hair” because that’s what’s happened here Jamal. You remind me of a friend’s uncircumsized dick the day he asked me “Is this normal”, which it wasn’t, dudes penis tip had a black mould growing on it, and I realized the source of my breathing difficulties. Lucky for him, it was nothing a good shower and topical coat of couldn’t fix.

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Dude, I am all for counter culture and I know that the 80’s thing is in, so rocking an mid-80’s hip hop look seemed like a good idea. I also realize that being black means you have to identify yourself as an individual because all white people thing you look the same, but do you really want to be referred to as the “Black Dude with the Stupid Hair” because that’s what’s happened here Jamal. You remind me of a friend’s uncircumsized dick the day he asked me “Is this normal”, which it wasn’t, dudes penis tip had a black mould growing on it, and I realized the source of my breathing difficulties. Lucky for him, it was nothing a good shower and topical coat of couldn’t fix.

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It was a horrible show, with no budget, that I couldn’t watch more than 3 minutes of, no matter how drunk I was. Even if I passed out on the motherfucking floor and that shit came on, I would still find a way to change the fucking channel, even if it was to Dick Clark’s History of Rock and Roll infomercial….however the bitch in the show, named Tricia, is semi naked for some type of shitty photoshoot. This is what happens to you when you sign on to a shitty TV show…you end up doing cheap modeling work to pay for the Volks Jetta you bought with your huge paycheck from you shitty show….it was a four year lease, who woulda thought they would stop paying you after the first episode…I bet you didn’t Tricia you whore.

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I was raised in Texas, and in Texas we like guns. For those of you who can’t read, this shirt says “Keep It Real Love”, now I don’t know about you, but if I have a gun in hand, any bitch I approach is going to keep it real love, otherwise, she’d be stupid…but like grandma always said, you can’t rape the willing. Don’t get me wrong, I am not a rapist, but I think there is only one way to read this shirt at that is in a threatening way…it’s like bitch better keep it real or I will fuck you up….dudes I apologize, I just posted 20 posts and I don’t know what the fuck I am writing…my eyes are “Bloodshot” and they aint Jamaican man….

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I would totally fuck that shit out of Renee Zellweger’s mom. She has the body of a menopausal woman (because she is one), her chin merges nicely with her neck, forming a yet to be named body part, and most importantly she sluts out in animal prints. We all know that bitches who rock leopard just wants a nice dick in their ass….we also all know that no dick up in this motherfucker could satisfy, she is old and with age comes gaping holes…that’s where a 2L bottle of coke would come in handy and by handy I guess I mean you could use that too…….

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I would totally fuck that shit out of Renee Zellweger’s mom. She has the body of a menopausal woman (because she is one), her chin merges nicely with her neck, forming a yet to be named body part, and most importantly she sluts out in animal prints. We all know that bitches who rock leopard just wants a nice dick in their ass….we also all know that no dick up in this motherfucker could satisfy, she is old and with age comes gaping holes…that’s where a 2L bottle of coke would come in handy and by handy I guess I mean you could use that too…….

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Drunk is something we support, we figure being a former rockstar gives you the right to drink away all the money you made, hell, I work in a fucking factory and I spend all my money on booze, so why can’t Tommy Lee. We all saw him slammin Pamela, we know he’s slammin Tara Reid, an obvious fan of implants, and drunk. I remember when I was a fan of implants…it was in 1988, when they were just hitting the scene, I would frequent the local strip club and the regular girls would disappear for a month at a time, at first I figured one of 3 things happened, a drug overdose, they were raped or killed, or lastly the met a rich lonely old man who would take care of them. The tie-in to Tommy Lee is that he is capable of all three. We know drummers are violent, it’s a deep rooted bitterness that comes with being the band member no one notices. Over-compensation motherfucker, now keep on drinkin.

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Drunk is something we support, we figure being a former rockstar gives you the right to drink away all the money you made, hell, I work in a fucking factory and I spend all my money on booze, so why can’t Tommy Lee. We all saw him slammin Pamela, we know he’s slammin Tara Reid, an obvious fan of implants, and drunk. I remember when I was a fan of implants…it was in 1988, when they were just hitting the scene, I would frequent the local strip club and the regular girls would disappear for a month at a time, at first I figured one of 3 things happened, a drug overdose, they were raped or killed, or lastly the met a rich lonely old man who would take care of them. The tie-in to Tommy Lee is that he is capable of all three. We know drummers are violent, it’s a deep rooted bitterness that comes with being the band member no one notices. Over-compensation motherfucker, now keep on drinkin.

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Fat people shouldn’t have sex, that’s the school I come from and I am married to a fat woman, I am pretty fat myself, and don’t believe that we should ever engage in sex acts…I just let her eat cookies while I drink whiskey, it makes for a real healthy relationship….now I know all you fat bitches have your large underwear all tied up into a knot about this statement, but if you click on this link, I think you’ll understand where I am coming from, when you are doing your “thang” you don’t realize how fucking gross you look, but this will bring my point home. Cuddles.

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Look at her with her smug little face and her crossed little arms, telling the world that she takes no fucking bullshit and that she calls the nanny, who she knows better than her own mother a cunt, because the Guatemala bitch didn’t bring her enough cookies and more importantly because she can. There are no consequences in her little Princess world, and for that we here at DrunkenStepfather.com hate her.

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