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2021

18

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Asshole Behind Thong Thursdays are a glorious day to celebrate the design flaw, that’s become a design win, in the design of the THONG…and that is that when bent over and looked at in the right way from the right angle you see full discolored asshole…

I don’t know what pioneer, trendsetter, first mover, figured it out, but I like to think they were taking thong selfies for someone on a dating app and realized they couldn’t get a good show without the asshole in…so they just went for it knowing they’d been fucking the dude in a few hours anyway…

Then there’s the whole hype of getting asshole pics from girls, nudes only count if there is anus in it, and everyone is so excited by anus, the unifying orifice…so any excuse to get the asshole out there is a good one…as asshole empowerment is real…

SO here’s some ASSHOLES behind thongs!

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2021

18

Feb

Salma Hayek Cleavage of the Day

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I recently saw some bullshit about Salma Hayek defending that she didn’t marry her billionaire for his money, but rather for love…and I thought the whole thing was idiotic because Salma Hayek is rich as shit in her own right, whether she burnt through her money or not, she’s Salma Hayek and if a nice billionaire is hitting on her at the same time some lowly millionaire is hitting on her….the millionaire likely less millions than she has….plus there’s the whole celebrity factor which also carries some value….because even if she’s broke being Salma Hayek is worth money…her IG alone has 17 million followers which is likely worth millions even though it’s just an instagram account…

So what I am saying is…rich and famous women date billionaires because they are just as shitty as the millionaires…only they have less to prove….

So if you’re whoever was calling out Salma Hayek for marrying a billionaire, saying she’s a gold digger, you’re a fucking idiot and don’t realize how much these TITTIES are worth….not to mention, it’s not like she’s Miranda Kerr…she’ SALMA HAYEK.

The Mexican Lebanese Dream…tits we’ve loved for 20 years…still has the tits and I am still a fan of all she does with those tits….so LEAVE Salma Alone internet…

I must defend her honor like the HERO I am…

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2021

18

Feb

Filippa Hamilton in a Magazine of the Day

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THIS Magazine has tried to sue me over the years even though in the beginning of the internet, or my internet, as DrunkenStepfahter, these fuckers paid me 1,000 dollars a month for clicks…so did FHM, COMPLEX and even VICE…yes people I was a BIGGER deal than these billion dollar companies for a solid year or so before the raped and pillaged me and left me in the dust on their quest of internet greatness..

So posting their pics always annoys me…but I figure a name a big as FILIPPA HAMILTON…who I have NEVER heard of will break down that barrier…no, not a shoot they do with an actual famous bitch, which they get on the odd occasion…but some 40 year old model who worked for Ralph Lauren back when you were probably 10.

So here’s Filippa Hamilton whover the fuck that is…

I don’t know if a shoot could be more boring, I mean it’s not 1999 people, step it the fuck up…

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2021

18

Feb

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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You have to appreciate the evolution of a titty flash….what was once reserved for college bus trips to the volleyball tournament, Jerry Springer episodes that were Too Hot for TV, or Girls Gone Wild Springbreak insanity, that ended up getting Girls Gone Wild in trouble for documenting….then there’s the Mardi Gras thing…I’ve been flashed over the years both by asking to be flashed and by surprise…and it only too a specific kind of girl to do that flashing…

NOW…it is a trending internet challenge called the TITTY DROP….

So girls who aren’t even wasted, making bad decisions, that they’ll either live with for their life or sue and get paid out for…has become self produced content that will live on the internet forever and that they’ll chase to get deleted in 10 years when they find god, or a real job or a husband who isn’t into titty flashers….and the whole thing is pretty amazing..

The internet has made flashing tits seem like a great idea that people just hop into and do becuase they have tits they want seen…without any concept of “maybe this won’t age well”….or “maybe I won’t be into this down the line”…it’s that instant gratification thrill….one I like watching…

LET THEM TITTIES DROP….and maybe some of your balls will drop you underdeveloped fucks…

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2021

18

Feb

Phoebe Tonkin Nude of the Day

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I don’t know when these Phoebe Tonkin titty pics are from, but that’s probably because I don’t know who Phoebe Tonkin is, despite having done a bunch of posts on her the last few months, because she’s got a hot body for a 31 year old that she shows off like an Australian would, because Australian girls have loose morals thanks to all the partying and lust for a good time they all seem to have, with those trashy accents and ancestors of criminals exiled there would do….but luckily, they have hot bodies, I guess surf and beach means general looking good in bikinis…it’s part of their lifestyle…along with being degenerate partyers…but then again, my Australian experience is one of slutty hot chicks having a good time as they travel from city to city spreading their legs…and not one of knowing what the fat, weird, locals look like…so my opinion, is more Crocodile Dundee inspired than ACTUAL fact…

BUT…this one is showing tits and that’s fun, so here are her tits…which are fun…..

If you don’t know who she is, she was on Vampire Diaries and Two Episodes of Westworld…not as exciting as the tits.

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2021

18

Feb

Alexis Ren Thong of the Day

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I don’t know if Alexis Ren has become a “sex worker” which is code for “WHORE” in this era of woke because being a sex worker, or someone who gets paid for sex type things seems more classy than whore, when whore is just way easier to say and paints a far more accurate picture…

But I guess you don’t need a premium site to sell your nudes to still pot your asshole behind your thong…because INSTAGRAM encourages it…that’s how you get those likes and views…and the only funny thing about it is that these clickbait girls posting erotica like it’s a casual pic pretend that they are influencers, or talent that is beyond being a body on instagram that gets half naked, not that there’s any issue with being a body on instagram to get jacked off to….it’s just that they pretend they aren’t while WE know what you are up to…I mean…you’re showing an asshole behind thong to a bunch of fucking people willingly…and I guess I am looking at it willingly….I just think it’s unfair that the girls who suck dick on camera aren’t able to pull the same deals…like Dancing with the Stars…shit that this girl got while being just as a whorey.

Point is, I don’t complain when girls who had a lot of hype, try to keep that hype, showing their ass in a thong…I encourage it…so KEEP it coming…or at least keep the fans coming…if you know what I mean.

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2021

18

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Whether the majority of the USA is under some weird storm or the aftershock of some weird storm….despite being something us Canadians deal with daily….the Tanline LIVES ON…

It is the beacon of hope that the summer will comeback to us, so that our COVID Lockdown bullshit will be replaced with SUNSHINE…while still locked down….and that sunshine will kiss the bodies of girls with nothing better to do than to tan in their bikinis as running an internet business of selling nudes takes less than an hour a day, leaving lots of time to sunbathe.

These TANLINES are either SPRAY TANS keeping the DREAM alive, or girls who live in hot places who can still get tanlines, or TRASHY girls who do the whole tanning bed because skin cancer fear can’t thwart their TANLINE efforts…and I am into tanlines…they are hot.

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2021

18

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Mom’s Tits of the Day

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Nothing like some mom tits that are probably younger than her youngest child tits…since they are ridiculous tits…and definitely bolt on tits…to celebrate a stage parent.

I don’t know if Bella Thorne’s mom who sold her to the industry because she wanted to live the fucking dream..or because she thought her cunt shat out gold that the world needed to experience…or that she’s just Florida trash and Disney is a big deal in Florida, so working for them is way better than working at the Orlando motels amongst the crackheads…as a hooker…

I just know that she’s old, showing her tits, despite her kid being a success, whether they’ve had a falling out or not, as they do….but probably have reconciled since they are doing the only fans content studio together….and that’s pretty remarkable.

She’s from a different ear, maybe the Girls Gone Wild era, the Wet T-Shirt Contest era of tits getting flashed and even after the whole hollywood thing, she’s like, I’ll just do some sex work…its’ fun.

That’s the kind of mom we all need in our lives…a whore who knows what matters…

So if you have a mom out there, who isn’t dead, get her topless and run her onlyfans for her, it’s the gift of the year this Mother’s Day…you’ll see…share the tits you sucked on with ALL of us…and get paid….DEAL.

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2021

18

Feb

Woman Fights for her Phone and Other Videos of the Day

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Bat Hanging Off a Pet Dog

Snow VS Dude

My Kind of Yoga

Dumb on a Bike

High Speed Sledding!

Passenger Gets Pepper Sprayed…..

Dancing dude Dancing

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2021

18

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know why people are so mad at everything….just today I saw people mad at Letterman for an interview he had with Lohan 10 years ago where he was asking her about rehab and laughing about it….if bitch is going to rehab and can’t joke about it…then what’s the fucking point of living….then I saw people dragging Kendall Jenner for a Tequila company, calling her a colonialist, when everything they buy is made in China….and boycotting all things Kardashian would be VERY easy to do….but instead they tweet and IG about it and it makes the fucking news….fuck off……there was someone else getting dragged yesterday, oh yeah, Rihanna for wearing some Hindu bullshit that I am sure the Hindu people weren’t mad about but rather white people with their white guilt trying to make the world an equitable place by singling people out in the dumbest way since Kardashians will still be rich and money making and so will Rihanna with her made in China panties…so why fucking bother…

The level of uptight and outrage over such irrelevant shit makes no sense to me…this is supposed to be an apocalypse where we are all fighting for our lives, or flushing all the evil and bad in our lives, but instead people waste their time nitpicking garbage celebrities for their money making schemes….and basically everything else…

Find a fucking hobby…and here are some stepLINKS…

Kendall Jenner at the Nets Game
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Lucy Hale getting Fit
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This meme is Hilarious…You’ll Feel Personally Attacked!
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Hot Russian Model
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Demi Lovato had 3 Strokes and a Heart Attack…during her Overdose…Who Cares…
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Mallory Edens Bikini Show!
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Woman Willing 1,000,000 on Wheel of Fortune
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Guy Drops Phone in Boiling Hot Pot
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Bullet Spins Like a Top on Ice
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Man Covered with 10 Puppies
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Snow Train.
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Garbage Truck Bursts into Flames
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Brandi Granville Wants Armie Hammer to Eat Her
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6 Items for Movie Night!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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