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Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2021

Feb

Bella Hadid Sunburn of the Day

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I don’t know if Bella Hadid has had her ribs broken like she was Kim Kardashian, but her “RATIO TUESDAY” doesn’t make any fucking sense and is just awkward looking…

But I never had any hope for Bella Hadid, because I remember when she was the ugly, mousy sister to the much hotter Gigi back when Gigi was all the fucking rage before realizing she was rich, had a One Direction boyfriend and idn’t need to be a vapid cunt crying for attention…it’s something naturally hot girls do…they got nothing to prove they are just hot….while the ugly girls out there are the ones trying to convince us they are hot with all their filters, their procedures on their faces, their fucking bullshit..

So looking at Bella Hadid and seeing a fucking freak of nature, than remembering that this is the face and body that fashion has decided is the single most important look out there, even if it’s all fake…is fucking criminal, damaging to the youth and misleading because she’s not hot…

They just like her views…and I guess she likes her views also…because she posted this strategically when The Weeknd was doing his half time show to get the residual “didn’t he date that monster Bella Hadid, you know the freak with all the plastic surgery that they try to pawn off as a naturally hot model in high fashion”….views…because she’s just fucking clickbait…and not good clickbait…rugged and disgusting clickbait…but she’s half naked and has tits so there’s that.

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2021

Feb

Phoebe Tonkin Bikini of the Day

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Pheobe Tonkin may be a barely famous Australian actress who was on the Vampire Diaries with Nina Dobrev the ginger fucker…as well as a spinoff of the Vampire Diaries…

But more importantly, she’s got a hot tight body in her bikini…it’s fit.

The good thing about Australian girls is that they come with a level of trashy surf bro attitude and they are hot…so unlike Americans where 1% of the population isn’t some obese motherfucker headed to Walmart for a barrel of fucking Cheese Puffs, the whole culture is based on fit, healthy, babes who like to party…the perpetual vacationers…which means that this one doesn’t have an ego that she’s better than the peasants, maybe her lackluster acting career has something to do with that to…you know HUMBLING…but since so many Australian girls are hot trashy bitches, that’s just normalized…making Phoebe Tonkin just livin her life as she shows off how skinny she is…but not in a cunty way, more in a jerk off to her wetness way…unless this is her bragging…I don’t know her…I just know I like her.

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2021

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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It goes without saying, but I’ll say it anyway, tiny tits are titties too…and even though they aren’t as heavy, they are worth as much as big fat sloppy tits, because women aren’t the deli counter, even if some of their vaginas look like they are.

I am a big fan of small tits, they carry themselves better in most positions, and big tits are a real roll of the dice gamble as to whether they’ll be as good as they look like they’ll be….or that the body they are attached to will be as tight as you’d want it to be, because genetically girl store fat…

I am a believer that a tighter, fitter body statistically comes with a set of small tits…nicer asses too..

I am a believer that fake tits are disgusting and self mutilating and that if you have small tits take owning them instead of destroying them into account…it’s a viable option…

So the unicorn of small body with big tits happen and it’s amazing, but the day to day tit target should be small tits…unless you’re into fat chicks in which case…you’re disgusting…

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2021

Feb

McKayla Maroney Hard Nipple of the Day

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People get so mad when you talk abotu McKayla Maroney taking that cash settlement from the Olympic team for exposing her and her teammates to criminal pervert doctor who would literally finger the teen girls when they came to him over sprained ankles and shit because their stage parents were just that fucking idiotic and sold on not ruining the opportunity of a lifetime to be Gymnastic heroes…

The parents should be in jail along with the pervert team doctor, seriously…

Except maybe Maroney’s parents, since Maroney apparently treated the whole experience like a sex worker would, with a little cash exchange since everyone’s got a price…

Why testify, when you can get paid!!

Not to mention, Maroney, soon after her Olympic win that made her a Meme and an Olympic hero when she was likely barely 18, was so quick to jump on social media to show off her body in bikinis, doing flexible shit to sexualize herself so that only a molested girl of her age could really properly execute…you know sexualizing herself when other girls her age were still playing with barbies…there’s always that girl in the group of girls…the pervert….

Obviously, being slutty on the internet helped elevate her fame and fortunes because Americans are perverts into gymnasts half naked…on the internet….

Only when she took the cash grab, she disappeared, but is back, probably planning an Only Fans launch that will get her paid out like a sex worker she trained to be…OLYMPIC level trained sex worker has a good ring to it…and this is her showing titties in a top…barely…but there’s nip…you know so we can support American Olympic heroes and such..

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2021

Feb

Amanda Cerny’s Weak Nude Video of the Day

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Amanda Cerny was one of the least eventful Playboy chicks when she first happened…you know trying to be that hot Playboy chick who was never that hot…we’ve seen her pussy and weren’t impressed by it back when she was trying that whole Playboy chick…

The only reason anyone even knows who her sloppy ass is is because when she was trying to be an overhyped and underwhelming Playboy chick she managed to get in with the Vine Crowd who are all now billionaires….they needed the “hot” Playboy chick as a costar and she was ready for the clout….despite not being the “hot chick”…but vine stars were all queer anyway…so they just assumed being a Playboy chick meant hot…..and she got to go viral….

So it’s nice to see her go back to her roots, despite all the brand deals she’s had all these years, because they forgot she was even a Playboy chick or that google could show you her cunt….

But with COVID and knowing she’s been naked online in the past, she probably figures she can mooch off her core audience who were into her Playboy shit some content…give them a little taste of her past…while still being brand friendly…cuz her NUDES aren’t NUDE…but still get her paid…

It’s a scam, but all these bitches are a scam, so at least we can see their scam asses, even if they aren’t that great….

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2021

Feb

Sara Sampaio Tit on Tit with Jasmine Tookes of the Day

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I don’t know why I don’t like Sara Sampaio, I mean she’s a Victoria’s Secret model so the brainwashing machine should have me thinking she’s a hot model…then there’s the whole light eyes with her dark hair that is on paper a marketing trait for a brunette to have that makes them more beautiful…maybe I am racist against the Portuguese, because I worked for shitty Portuguese first generation assholes, but that’s probably not the case, because I am into budget travel and I know that Portugal despite being seen as the asshole of Europe is also the gateway to Europe for broke asses like me looking for culture…plus I eat Portuguese roasted chicken whenever it comes up…

So maybe it has something to do with her jumping on the MeToo movement thing a few years ago where she whined about a photographer or magazine publishing her nudes that she signed the rights over to and equated that to being raped or MeTooed, all while being in a relationship with a rich guy into models, cuz that’s what rich guys do, and I guess what models do too…because if she wasn’t a VS model, she’d be working at the fishing boat with her family, married to one of the fishermen for sure…so what I am saying is she’s essentially a prostitute…..

I don’t mind her bikini content because it’s bikini content…so here that is…

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2021

Feb

Lindsey Pelas Tits Out in a Sheer Dress of the Day

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Lindsey Pelas is some big titty girl from Louisiana who has been around since instagram went viral back in 2013 and was able to take those massive tits to the fucking top of the LA sugar baby scene…that’s not to says that Pelas was fucking rich guys for money, I know nothing about her, it’s to say that her bit tits got her followers, her followers made her appealing to rich guys who like being around chicks other guys follow, because it’s got some sense of exclusivity even though it’s bullshit..but it’s the same reason rich guys fuck models that famous guys fuck…like getting some herpes ass whore’s herpes on your dick is awesome cuz they were from DiCaprio….I’m talking to you Nina Agdal and Bar Refaeli’s boyfriends…

Pelas, unlike most influencers hasn’t pretended to be much more than Glamour Model tits…she did Playboy, she’s done the men’s mags, she know the big tits were a gift to help her live her dreams and she embraced that male audience jacking off to her….she now charges them to see her tits…and is probably getting paid like a nude model with her own members site, which is not a new concept should….

The new concept in the nude model sites is that the girls doing the nude modeling were girls who pretended they were more than just bodies to jerk off to…giving into the pressures of selling panties, feet pics, etc….cuz they can cash the fuck in on it…

Anyway, it’s nice to see tits, knowing they are tits, for dudes who like tits…so here are those tits to remind you that not all “instagram” girls who have had success are trying to make you jerk off to their morning rituals, or their beauty routines, but rather still into the whole TITS GET HITS and HITS get me paid…hustle…

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2021

Feb

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants may be a pretty shitty thing for fat fucks like me trying to fit into them….cutting off my circulation…all because I need to make an appearance at the Welfare office and I don’t want them seeing me in my cum stained, soiled, dirty ass smelling sweatpants….

Tight Pants may be pretty queer when you see old men jogging or biking in their leggings, a trend that I’ll never understand and never really understood, because men have been wearing bike shorts with confidence since the 80s or before, even for their lesiurely sunday rides, and the whole thing is pretty fucking queer.

That’s why I used to refer to things as GAYER THAN BICYCLE SHORTS when I was allowed…not that I am not allowed, I don’t fold like that…as long as I pay for my own damn SERVER, I’ll call something gay….I may even call it a FAG…

But Tight pants on women are everything we need out of a pant, especially now that they are made with spandex….really getting into ever nook and cranny so that a motherfucker like me can practicially see the ridges of your anus….

So naturally, girls are whores, so buying and wearing tight pants isn’t enough for them, they need to selfie the motherfuckers for you to stare at them too…why limit tight pants to just people in your line of vision, share it with the world…you tight pant wearing slut.

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2021

Feb

Slide Fail and Other Video of the Day

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Freddie Mercury Lives

Bridge of the Day

Ball Buster

Tampa Fans VS a Tree

Feeding a Wild Bear…

Karen VS Kevin

Family Robbed at Gunpoint

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2021

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder how many single people out there are scared to actually meet because of COVID, despite the death rate on COVID being basically 0, even though it’s contagious as shit, most will survive…

I assume that people are horny enough to suck up to risk it, but then I also realize that people are fucking pussies who are scared of the world and when they do their online dating, they wear masks and social distance 6 feet apart to avoid getting COVID, even though if the person had COVID, you’d likely get COVID….

I guess the pressure is heavily on the dudes, because typical dudes will risk anything to get laid, I mean I never feared AIDS in Straight sex in the 80s and 90s, I just rolled the fucking dice on that shit, even when with needle using crackwhores and not having AIDS, or no symptoms of AIDS makes me think I made the right decision….but even in the AIDS crisis people still fucked, it was just a “condom on” situation for the nervous..

Where as now, the nervous will only masturbate for you on facetime or zoom….and they’re only getting off to watching themselves be whores and not you….so there’s no intimacy or conenction…from afar…which is fun to watch but not actual fucking..

Or maybe they’ll just be awkward and they decide if you’re worth taking the mask off for…or the panties off for…while leaving the mask on…because they genuinely believe COVID will kill them like they are their grandma with diabetes living at a long term care facility in her 90s…

Or maybe you have to filter through the rational and sane people who aren’t scared of a dumb fucking virus and choose to live, but for an average dude who already only connects with 1 percent of the people he swipes on, now he’s down to even more limited options..

So I guess…SEX is dead…but at least we have the internet….

Here are some morning links…

Sydney Sweeney’s Looking Stacked as Fuck
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WWE’s Mandy Rose Nails the “Buss It” Challenge
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Punky Brewster is Selling her House for 6 Million….
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This Dog has a Crazy Track Set Up for his Runs….
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No More Wine And Lots To Whine About!
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This Guy Says What Every Guys Wants To Say To Their Boss!
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Rosanelly has a Crazy Booty
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Brooks Koepka’s Girlfriend Jena Sims Will Not Be Joining OnlyFans
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Dead Celebrity Kid of the Day
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The World’s Fastest Talker Sings Michael Jackson’s Song “Bad” In 20 Seconds!
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Corn On The Cob With Butter, But It’s A Cake!
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Hot Topless Model in Black and White
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Super Bowl Streaker Gets the “Tecmo Super Bowl” Treatment
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Rowan Blanchard in a Crop Top
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Watch Cam Girls Being Awesome!
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