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2021

17

Feb

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

Pussy Wedgies are a magical thing because they allow women to show us how fat their pussy lips are through their clothing without being overly exposed….you know a subtle way to let the world know you have a cunt…in an era of everyone having a cunt…even though they make panty inserts for trannies to have that cunt…it’s all so silly…

I have been a fan of the pussy wedgie since High School when the fat lunch lady used to walk around in her tight jeans, for a while it was gross to me, but then I hit puberty and realized that seeing a pussy while eating my grilled cheese was the best way to eat that grilled cheese…and I have gone through my entire adult life looking for pussy wedgies to stare at whether I am eating at the time or not….meaning my first look is the pussy on every encounter I have with a woman…tight pants or not…some people look into their eyes and feel that is the gateway to the soul, even though everyone knows the asshole is, but the real connection with a person is by staring at their genitals…it’s a fact….

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2021

17

Feb

Ashley Greene Bodysuit of the Day

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I’ve never watched Hunger Games, I’ve never watched Fast and Furious movies, I’ve never watched Mission Impossible…and I sure as fuck will never watch the TWILIGHT SAGA….I don’t care how big or how popular that shit was…or that the media told me it was….it can fucking suck my dick….and so can this bottom feeding scrub who lied to her fans when she dated a Jonas brother by pretending they don’t fuck, while looking like she’s only in the movies cuz she fucks…you know FLORIDA things..

She’s probably 45 now and has decided to produce some jerk off material, but even when she was 30 and at the absolute peak of her career, one that hasn’t done SHIT since twilight, but that got her fans confused into thinking she was hot…when she looks real average to me…

But she’s in a one piece, or a leotard, or would that be a unitard….an outfit that touches tits, pussy and asshole at the same time, and I can only assume she’s attempting to be hot…and I guess as someone into girls in leotards…I’m sold on her outfit choice…but that doesn’t mean I think this bitch is anything special…it means I think leotards are special and she just happens to be wearing one…

Fuck Ashley Greene like the Jonas brother pretended he never did..

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2021

17

Feb

Amelia Hamlin Tits on The Beach

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Amelia Hamlin is a survivor, or maybe her titties are, because when she was 16 she got a breast reduction, but she’s still got big round tits that are either aftermarket, you know after that buyers remorse of chopping the tits off and having a massive anchor scar on them for the rest of your life, despite the nice new shape those sloppy fucks would have been….I mean they’re looking pretty big for having been cut off….but we’ve seen breast reduction tits get swolled up as the girls age because I guess if your body wants to store it’s fat there, even surgeries can’t stop them…the tits are survivors…you can cut them, but they will heal…you can deflate them but they will grow back with vengence to big bigger and better than they ever would….

Unfortunately her face injections don’t tell the same story, because she messed with that face, probably to match her mom Lisa Rina’s face, and that shit didn’t bounce back like the tits did…that face looks rough for a young 20 year old….

She’s currently dating the evil demon that is Scott Disick, one of the Kardashian masterminds who has manipulated the world into thinking they are better than the trashy they are….and he’s currently collecting and recruiting the LA rich kids looking for some of that Kardashian fame…because all these LA idiots are fucking money grubbing attention seeking pigs…their culture, society, community LIVE off that shit…which is why we’ve been waiting for that natural disaster to take them all out…YET it never fucking happens….

Hot tits though!

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2021

17

Feb

Maddie Ziegler Erotica of The Day

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Maddie Ziegler is the dancing tween from a child dancing reality show, that I don’t think is the same child dancing reality show that Jordyn Jones was on, which means that Hollywood produces more than one child dance show for the viewers at home who are into that….which I am sure aren’t all wholesome grannies who just love Disney and Kids, but rather the last person you’d want watching those shows, I’m talking to you baseball coaches and school bus drivers….yes, I’ve labeled you, mass generalized you, any grown man who works with kids is a weirdo…

THAT Said, Maddie Ziegler turned 18 a few months ago and it was like a light switch that was turned on, because like all the girls her age, she started sexualizing herself, whether they admit they are sexualizing themselves or not, this kind of content does well because it’s sexual, and to pretend it’s not being sexual is fucking daft, vapid, idiotic and I know you’re fucking lying….

It was a “Now I’m 18, let’s NSFW this and cash in”….it’s obvious, she’s posing in a sheer top grabbing at her tit, whether it’s for the thrill of being watched, the thrill of likes and follows, who fucking knows…but it happend….it’s the porn generation yo….

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2021

17

Feb

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I am a fat fuck, but even I know that Fitness is the most important thing you can probably do for your self…

Fitness is your friend…it will keep you alive longer, assuming you want to live longer, and even if you don’t it will just make your time here better…from being able to walk up stairs, or fucking like an Olympian…to partying harder than the non-fit becuase your organs are more efficient…so I am a big advocate of fitness..

Not to mention, NO FAT CHICKS….

I get that fat chicks can technically workout, build that muscle mass, etc, but this isn’t really for them….this is more for people who take fitness seriously enough to strip off al their clothes to show either their gains, musculature, or pussies at the gym…since the fit life…makes for the hormonally stable life…and hormally stable means getting your fuck on…

All this to say, I don’t do fitness, but you should do fitness to be better, so people who do fitness are better than us who don’t, and looking at them naked makes me feel like I am part of their fit club, without actually needing to be part of their fit club..

So do yourself a favor and get into fitness, or jerking off to fit girls, because fat chicks are gross…despite being the norm….

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2021

17

Feb

Hilary Duff Titty Shot of the Day

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I don’t know when this Hilary Duff TITTY video is from, but Hilary Duff strikes me as some pervert who likes to get her fuck on, in part because that’s how the child stars were trained back in the day, by the perverts drawn to creating Teen content, at least according to the internet, I don’t really know the inner workings of these “Pool Parties” that the producers were rumored to use in order to cast talent, but rumors are rumors for a fuckign reason…

The reason I think Duff is a pervert is because even when she was with the Hockey Player I just assumed she was passed around the team locker room for everyone to take a shot at her, you know playing the game of “HIDE THE PUCK IN THE MEATY GOAL”….where the puck could be an actual puck, while the jocks laugh…or could be their cum in a let’s see which one of us knocked her up at this gangbang with a PATERNITY test….you know team building exercises…

Then during her divorce, she had a handful of dudes who you know she was fucking…and one of those dudes became her new husband and baby daddy….of two kids, since she’s currently pregnant..

But again, I know nothing, but I do know a mom showing her titties show when I see one…and this is that…you know cuz pregnant bitches get horny too, or feel like shit about themselves and want male attention…

I also don’t know if this is even Duff, I have facial recognition blindness….

But I do know this phootshoot is her…so here’s some Hilary Duff Stuff for the Hilary Duff lifers….or those like me who only started liking her when she got that cross fit body that is typically gross when you don’t realize it helps her power through those lockerroom gangbangs…romance.

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2021

17

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez in a Tight Dress for Kimmel…of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican actress who has made the transition, not the kind of transition you’re into, you tranny lover, but the transition Mexican actresses are into, because it means making more money, by hitting the whole HOLLYWOOD thing….knowing they’ll need Mexican starlets…

She was in Fast and Furiour garbage and Baby Driver….and I guess her agents, managers and PR people are pushing her aggressively to be the next Salma Hayek….without the tits…

She’s been pretty doctored by plastic surgery, I’ve seen before and after pics, but who the fuck hasn’t these days…..

The reason she’s on the hustle is because they have her in the Godzilla vs Kong movie, and two other projects that are in the works….so it’s one of those LET’S MAKE IT COUNT…

So from Kimmel, to papparazzi pics, to photoshoots, she exists….

And here she is in some green dress on KIMMEL, so I assume she’s making enough moves to get on late night TV no one fucking watches….at least I hope no one fucking watches…

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Here she is in some photoshoot…

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2021

17

Feb

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I posted a video of A GIRL LIKING HER DIRTY PANTY JUICE on stepSMUT earlier, totally forgetting it was WET SPOT wednesday because days turn into weeks, turn into months, turn into years…and really the fact that it is wednesday doesn’t matter…unless you’re an asshole who wishes your co-workers a happy HUMP DAY, which always irritated me, hence the whole attempt to rebrand wednesdays to celebrate what matters on a wednesday, rather than just being the middle of the week “HUMP”…that opens the door to a lot of lame ass humping jokes…that would get you fired if you started humping the wrong desk at the office…assuming you still go to offices…

The wet spot, which was more a joke than anything, because I thought it was funny that women posted this shit online, because wet panties out of context just look like regular discharge…that isn’t really the hottest inner-workings of a vagina, but something all vaginas do and that I guess women shouldn’t feel shame about but does this really empower, or just put a fucking spotlight on why people are embarrassed about their wet ass pussies…but then I realize men are perverts and find this shit hot…so happy WET SPOT wednesday, be sure to wish everyone in your life a happy WET SPOT wednesday….I want my legacy to be that WET SPOT replaces HUMP….I believe together we can do that.

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2021

17

Feb

De-Boating Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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Porch Pirate VS Dude with AR 15

Moving the Fridge in Italy

Parking Win

Trucks VS Gas Station

Bar Worm…

Truck Runs Dude Off Highway

I doubt this Works

Cow on the Loose at the Hospital

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2021

17

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everyone is an overly medicated wimp who can’t deal with their life because they think it’s so hard, the struggle of being some middle class idiot with health insurance who can score brain pills to sedate their unstable, immature, spoiled brat, victim who cries trauma ass…

It’s gotta be part of a plan…..

I was reading, not that I know how to read, I’m more of a get my news from memes and headline guy, I mean who can really be bothered digging into the details of a story, details are the worst and get in the way of my selfies….I prefer 10 word or less cliff notes that give me the gist of things….

But anyway, I was reading that anti depressants are 400 times more prescribed in the last 20 years, I think it’s probably higher, and even I’ve been prescribed anti depressants when getting a meds for a throat infection from eating some obese girl’s ass that I am sure wasn’t sanitized….

I thought, this is weird that they want me on uppers in the day, downers at night, all because I told them I ate some fat girls ass that was unshowered, thinking they’d get a kick out of the story…..like the time I applied to go to college, since it is cheap, and the lesbian interviewer, which was 30 or more years ago, so you can imagine what lesbian professors of the 80s and 90s were like…who didn’t find it funny that I did my prep work for the interview at a stripclub getting lap dances because my boss was stealing money from the grocery store we worked at and he’d insist I go to the stripclub with him every night….which was awesome….

But anyway, i knew they were trying to take my soul….and all these medicated idiots LET them…

Maybe being crazy is normal and the way we are supposed to be, ever think about that you “I have mental health issues” fucks…

A life without mental health issues, is a pretty boring existence….and I am sure innovation has come from people with mental health issues…as we aren’t all a bunch of coddled fucks in the fetal position being pandered to by our mommies….

HERE ARE SOME STEPLINKS in the MORNING….good MORNING…SUNSHINE>..

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Brazilian Model and Jiu Jitsu Purple Belt Yameme Ibrahim is Worth a Look
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Potato Chip Girl Can Be a Bitch
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Tyra Banks Gets an 80s Malibu Pad
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Hangglider Flight that Almost Kills Him
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Golden Tate is Enjoying the Views in Mexico (Booty)
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Emma Stone as Cruella de Vil
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Ashley Judd Could Have Died in the Jungle
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Timelapse over Lake Tahoe
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Frank Zappa on the Decline of the Movie Business
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Hot Model in Lace
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Cam Newton’s Roller Rink Dancing
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Avalanche Buries a Group of Friends
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Lockpicker Against the Unbreakable Love Lock
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Hot Model Drinking Wine Naked
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3 Life Hacks to Change Your Life
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Topless in the Snow
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Cam Sluts Are the Best Sluts
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