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Joey King Plays the Next Gen Z Hot Chick of the Day

2021

Feb

Bridget Everett Tit of the Day

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I don’t know who Bridget Everett is, but she calls herself an alt-cabaret provocateur according to her WIKIPEDIA…where we also learned what we already knew and that is that she’s old as shit…at least too old to be showing her massive tits…..but then you have to think….tits of all ages are worth looking at, so her pulling out her tit is a positive thing…I mean it’s fucking huge…

I know, she seems like she’s a big girl and her big tits feel like you walked in on your dementia ridden granny masturbating in the living room to her Soap Operas….but they are HUGE tits…

I know, big tits are less impressive when the girl with the big tits is also big…but they are STILL big tits…and I may not be the guy who blocks out the rest of a bitch because I am hypnotized by the big tits…but I know those guys are out there…so this amazingness is for them…

She’s apparently some comic that Amy Schumer brought into her world 10 years ago…because Schumer feared her talent…and possibly the big girl tits…that if you were to have tits like this, you’d probably want to pull out of your top too to get the attention they deserve..I mean they big.

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2021

Feb

Sydney Sweeney and Alexandra Daddario Up a Tree of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney and Alex Daddario were recently cast in a movie together by a guy I assume has a big titty on a small frame fetish, which despite it being TINY TIT TUESDAY, is still something ALL guys are into because big tits are a magical thing when the rest of the girl hasn’t got up to them yet…

I don’t know of Sweeney and Daddario are the two biggest tits in Hollywood, but I think they are in the top 5 for sure, and that’s important in an era that tries to pretend that tits don’t fill seats, sell product, etc….even though every girl on instagram is using her tits to sell product….because TITS work…

They were filming in Hawaii, which is why we saw both their tits in bikinis back in December and now they are in the tree you’d typically be the one hiding in, you know pervert creeper, peeping tom things…

I will say this is a TERRIBLE use of the tits, I mean these both deserve close up titty pics…not this 50 feet away tits…but they are still big tits…and that’s what counts!

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2021

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Foot Fetish Video of the Day

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I’ve always found the foot fetishists to be some of the weirder people out there, not because I am scared of feet and wouldn’t suck on a dirty foot when presented to me, I don’t mind eating toenail fungus, I think it builds immunity…like licking dirty asshole…it happens..

But these guys who are out there jerking off to feet, begging for celebrity feet pics, noticing celeb feet in the fucking pics because where I look for pussy definition or nipple, they look for feet.

What I will say though is that those people offering to buy feet pics off all the influencers over the years, has straight up paved the way for Only Fans and them getting into the idea of dudes paying to jack off to them…it’s the gateway to sex work…so thank the foot fetishist in your life for that…

Or just look at Hudgens foot, now that you know the girl who has taken social media seriously thanks to her team realizing she could make money and relevance there, especially since she’s been into slutty selfies forever, who was recently single but now dating some MLB player who we can assume fucks her up the ass….even if just as a finishing move….put up this foot video to show off a shoe, but you know the real purpose here, you’re a foot fetishist after all…this foot’s for you.

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2021

Feb

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Hey motherfuckers, let’s do that Tuesday TIGHT pant dance, that unlike other dance, doesn’t involve obnoxious dancing monkey like you’re Ellen, kind of interpretive, trying to be high brow, while really just being an asshole, acting all in touch with your body and your surroundings, and the rhythm of your heartbeat or some shit, because like poetry or SLAM poetry, dancing is idiotic…BUT tight pants aren’t…

This Tight Pants Dance, is more about why Pants are Pants and not PANCE..while staring at girls being slutty in their tight pants, to let you know just how tight the pants are, because they are pretty fucking tight…

Second layer of skin pants…which for someone like me, who grew up in an era of ill fitting Khakis and saw the advent of leggings, but never saw full asshole ridges peeking out of said lettings, because girls wore oversized sweaters…it was a simpler time…but clearly a less fun time because staring at bitches showing off their bodies shamelessly in tight pants because tight pants aren’t NUDES….but rather socially acceptable fashions….that are very trending and in style because when you can’t post a nude, you gotta post it’s closest best friend…and the tight pant is the nudes closest best friend…

So these non nudes are still seen as slutty to me, which is why I post them…..

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2021

Feb

Idiot Topless Skater Falls through ice and Other Videos of the Day

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Husband Helps Wife at Gameshow

Woman Fighting the Zombies

Couple Getting the Selfie!

Woman on Ice

200 Foot Tree Almost Takes Out Couple

Boat Launch of the Day

Mic Drop of the Day

Inspector Dances after Shutting Down Brewery!

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2021

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everything is a simulation, I don’t know if it was childhood trauma or autism, but I used to pull on people’s faces to see if they were real or not….because even when I was young…I didn’t trust shit….whether it was baby sitters, guardians, family members, friends, teachers, the baseball coach who had a moustache but that didn’t molest me….I thought everyone was imposters….

When I was young, I also used to also be deathly scared of Ebola…I read outbreak….so it’s nice to see that Ebola is coming back.

I remember going to the hospital thinking I had Ebola in some hypochondriac anxiety panic attack hangover….and another time…after eating a banana, I gave myself a rash thinking they were Ebola Bananas because my roommate told me there was an Ebola outbreak at the Banana plant….this was before the internet and it was easier to believe I had banana Ebola….more than realizing my roommate was pranking me because he knew I went to the hospital at least once thinking I had Ebola…

So it’s nice to see Ebola is back..

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Candice Jones in a Swim Campaign
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Grillo Gets It
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McDonalds Opening in Moscow in the 90s
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Taylor Swift and Zoe Kravitz were Lockdown Pals
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Guy Tries 108 Bologna Challenge
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Jessie James Decker in a Bikini
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Hot Russian Model in Panties and a T-Shirt
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Just a New Mario Song Cover
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Car Loses Control and Spins Out
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Mallory Edens in a Bikini
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2021

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I prefer a classier and refined social norm, where people were decent in public and degenerates secretly…

In the same way that I liked being a reclusive weirdo when people were out and about and I had the option of being out and about but chose to alienate myself and segregate myself in my own kind of social distance quarantine…only now that there’s a curfew here and no bars or restaurants are open…I’m wanting to escape the isolation….even though in my core…I love isolation…

So everyone being a degnerate, perverted, porn slut…is boring..not that boring because like granny used to always say….the more sluts the merrier…but it’s MORE fun when 90 percent of people aren’t sexual…and the 10 percent who are…are the freaks and weirdos you want to be around…

Now you can’t differentiate them from the mainstream….because everyone is the same edgy mainstream…fighting to be the weirdest while still being mainstream….and it just makes for WAY too much content to skim through in stead of just sticking to that 10 percent that are freaks….

It’s all so confusing….We are in a life of “Less Fun”…with far more nudes…and stepLINKS…so many stepLINKS…

Madison Beer is Holding her Teddy
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Vanessa Hudgens is IG Official with her Man
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Rihanna in Nothing but Silk Boxers
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Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker are in Love.
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Megan Fox Selfies!
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Selling Sunset’s Christine Quinn’s Upskirts!
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Half Naked Girls Pose with Pandemic Statue….
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Red Lingerie Top Looking Done Up
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Kara Del Toro in a Tiny Bra
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Olivia Culpo is In Love with her Man
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Bikini Girl’s Failed Dive
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Katharine McPhee in a Pre Pregnancy Bikini Pic
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Jordyn Jones in her Bikini Looking Great
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Former Gymnast and Porn Star Verona Van de Leur is on Only Fans
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Trust No One
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Youtuber During Japanese Earthquake
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Two Women Say “12 Months” in Estonian….
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Drunk Guy Does MJ Dance
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The Best Celeb PDA on Valentine’s Day
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Noah Cyrus is in Bear Lingerie
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This Model – Ashley Tervort is a Sight to be Seen
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Aaron Rodgers is on Set with Shailene Woodley
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Just Catching a Lift…
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Bald Parrot and the Floatation Device
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Cat Refuses to Get Pet
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Oprah Gets Exclusive Sit Down with Harry and Meghan…
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Meg Thee Stallion’s Birthday Brag
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Topless Model Eating an Apple for Art
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Madelene Wright Dropped some OnlyFans Content
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American Idol is Real Clickbait
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This Girl in Leggings is a Bowling Champion
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What Happens After you Flush the Toilet
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Snow Tubing Insanity
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Madelaine Petsch Getting Down to Hilary Duff
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Unknown Texan Model in Pink Lingerie for Valentine’s Day
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Genie Bouchard on a Mexican Bikini Romantic Vacation
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Best Tattoo Reveal
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Business Man Teaches Homeless Guy to Start a Business
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Snapped Cable Causes Weird Accident
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Chanel Westcoast in Lingerie!
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Eastern European Model in her Artistic Shoot
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Man VS Ice
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Skateboarder Eats Shit
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Metalhead Parrots is Dumb
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Victoria Perusheva is a HOT Russian Model
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Danny Amendola Imitates his Girlfriend
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When Scotty from Star Trek Saved a Suicidal Fan’s Life
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Chief’s Heiress in a Valentine’s Day Bikini
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Weird Kissing for Valentine’s Day
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Apryl Jones in a See Through Bra
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Model Natalie Roush for Bawdy Lingerie
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Kaia Gerber Braless Pokies
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Viral Challenge….Fail
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Dakota Johnson’s Ass in Jeans
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Just Clowning Around
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2021

Feb

Halle Berry Topless of the Day

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Halle Berry may be 100 years old, but she still looks fucking amazing from behind….

She may be Hollywood’s answer to blackness because she’s white as shit thanks to her mom and being raised white….but she has inspired a bunch of black people who see her as black so I guess I’m not here to decide whether her bullshit is offensive or not…you know because of black face…I mean she was neglected by her black father her whole life so she does live with that …which could very well make her dive into the blackness over the whitness since white is boring unless you’re trying to convince Hollywood execs that you’re a good hire…

Her tits are wonderful and so is her ass….so stop giving J.Lo all this hype at 51, when Halle Berry at 54 is so much fucking better….

Not that women over 50 should be sexualizing themselves, but when you’re over 50 and still worth fucking based on your look and not just your horniness due to higher Testosterone levels, menopause…..you better fucking release content like this because it’s enlightening…even if you can’t get it pregnant…which is probably what you’d want from Halle Berry if you were to ever get up inside her…you know set for life K-Fed shit…

Look at this fucking body…I mean…maybe I am overhyping it…but it is fucking nice…and that goes against everything I believe in my soul about old bitches….even if they fuck better, harder and with more enthusiasm because their sexual appeal is dwindling…I mean even if this is filtered to hide the stretch marks, varicose veins, grey pubis…..it’s still fucking great….so do her a favor and give her some Monster Balls…..

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2021

Feb

Jordyn Jones Banged Out in Mexico of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is out here subtly whoring on social media by sneaking a steamy topless in crotchless pantyhose polaroid from her Mexican vacation with what I assume is her boyfriend or at least some guy she’s fucking……amongst the innocent “this is our vacation pics”…..it’s like that time my friend was showing us a slideshow at a Christmas party of his vacation only for one of the pics to be of his erection….awkward for all….except me…who was hoping there would be pics of his wife’s asshole being stretched out as the follow-up pic…there wasn’t….god I love Christmas…

Anyway, the reality star child dancer is all grown up and navigating how to go from a child dancer to an adult and the only way to do it is with nudity…

She sells her “close friend” videos to her pervert “fans” that I guess she polarizes or postures as not being racy…but more being for friends because she’s open about her dance hot body and wants feedback on her bikini pics…

I am surprised she’s isn’t more hardcare than this, I mean she’s got followers, fame, but is so low level…sex tapes wouldn’t be bad…

But this half nudity is clearly getting her paid, because her shit is far racier than it was months ago, because perversion ALWAYS wins….especially in an era of everyone being a pervert…

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2021

Feb

Avril Lavigne Sex Toy Face of the Day

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I am pretty fucking sure that I didn’t find Avril Lavigne hot when she was coming up, because she wasn’t hot….at all….

I am from Canada so I remember her big break and had to deal with her videos on repeat during an era when we didn’t have high speed internet and instead had to jerk off to music videos….her music videos was not one that was jerked off to.

There’s something about a girl, dressed like a boy, who shops at cheesy mall stores to get that skater punk look, who makes music that is just terrible….not skater punk at all…but this weirdo pop music I never understood.

I was also into skateboarding before Tony Hawk Pro skater and skater punk before Blink 182….so when she popped up it was a slaughter of a subculture…at least at the time because there was such thing as a subculture and the mainstream’s take on it was always bullshit…

She proved how lame she was when marrying Nickelback, I mean…clearly the bitch is mental…no one likes Nickelback, not even Nickelback, you know Chad goes to bed each night on his pile of money wondering how the fuck he made it….

Now she’s dating Bella Thorne’s ex – the slimy looking dude called MODSUN that is either some LA rich kid or just. some mooch who played weirdo to get into the lives of the mainstream and confused looking to be surrounded by weirdos…

I guess he’s opening new doors for her as she nears 40 years old…by gifting her vibrators…assuming she doesn’t have vibrators…cuz she’s acting like a 15 year old who found her mom’s vibrator…but in an era of everyone fucking themselves I doubt it’s her first….it’s just her trying to find new life and a new subculture of perverts on the internet to have another go at this celebrity thing…

So yeah…not so hot Avril in a midlife crisis reminding you all that she’s into cumming like everyone fucking else in the world….