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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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My goto COVID punchline to all my COVID jokes was that I was going back to licking doorknobs or that I missed licking doorknobs, either way it was about me licking doorknobs…but then I accidentally read Ellen’s back to work monologue, where she mentioned licking doorknobs…to which I thought….I didn’t know I was referencing Portia de Rossi’s cunt….

Anyway, I can’t use that joke anymore, it’s Ellen’s now…and probably 10 other people’s because it wasn’t all that original…so now I have to go from licking doorknobs back to sucking homeless cock…not as the punchline…. but as a passion project….but I guess could be the new “doorknob”…since Homeless dick for sure has COVID…and Syphilis….and I guess sucking homeless man dick is pretty queer….not that you consider homeless people human…but man on homeless man / mouth to genital is probably more a fetish…a terrible fetish and not a good metaphor on a dirty way to get COVID…if you know what I mean…

In conclusion, they are all scumbags and PEOPLE ARE ALL IDIOTS

Here are some stepLINKS….

Mikayla Demaiter Has Her Own Exclusive Content Website – She’s Something Else
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Victoria Justice in Tight Pants Giving us the View
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Kendall Jenner’s Bikini Break
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5 Products to Help You Winter Drive
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Instagram Model Emerald Kisses Hit the Tennis Court
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Bathing Suit Girl Does a Flip on the Beach
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Kylie Jenner’s Shadow Doesn’t Match her Bikini Pics!
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Dakota Fanning Giving you a View
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Zara Larsson at the Swedish Sports Awards Looking Great
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The Snow DJ Brings the party
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Radio Station Pranks Wife
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Bellator Hottie Doing the Buss It Challenge..
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Weird Tall Girl and Short Guy Dancing
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Lily Rose Depp’s Bathroom Selfie
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Courtney Stodden Wants to Ban Teen Marriage
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Gardener’s Destroying their Work After Client Doesn’t Pay
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12 Scandals on History Channel
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Creepy Puppet Dance
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Drew Brees’ Wife Reveals He Was Dealing With a Torn Rotator Cuff the Entire Season
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Cat in a Girl’s Booty
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TikTok Star Isabella Fonte’s Bikini Underboob
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Spencer Pratt reveals sister Stephanie not in his kids life
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What It’s Like Being a Trucker
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Dog Faked a Limp when Owner Broke Angle
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Philip Rivers Has Decided to Retire
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Dude’s Weirdo Nerd Mancave
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Who Does the Pink Hair Better
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Josephine Skriver in the Bath!
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Amanda Li Page Getting Tacos in a Wifebeater
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Some Fascinating Photos!
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The Kim & Kanye breakdown will be featured on KUWTK
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Portal’s Creepy Computer Version of Sound of Silence Song is Terrifying
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Octagon Girls Red Dela Cruz and Camila Oliveira Slip into Bikinis CLICK HERE

Josh Duhamel to replace Armie Hammer in JLo movie
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Liz Hurley Makes the Marmalade!
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Hero Jumps into Flaming Truck
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Patrick Mahomes Has No Concussion Symptoms as AFC Championship Game Approaches
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Nude Model IDA is in Nature
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Hot Model Emerald Hits the Tennis COurts
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Celebs You Didn’t Know Went Nude!
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5 Products to Help You Winter Drive
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Kellyanne Conway accused of abuse after daughter Claudia Conway posts TikTok video
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Rihanna’s Big Cleavage
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Ashley Benson Hiking in a Sports Bra
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Kylie Jenner Takes the Lambo to the Private Jet
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Chantal Jeffries at the Grocery Store
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Julianne Hough Has a Good Booty
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Zara Holland Booty in Leggings
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Kelly Brook in an Oversized Shirt
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Jennifer Lawrence ass in Jeans on Set
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Julianne Hough in Leggings Again. Hot Ass
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Celebs Nude in the Movies
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From stepSMUT!!

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Big Blonde Boobs
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Squirts on Dick
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Girl Caught Fucking a Toothbrush
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Girls in a Weird Makeout
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Killer Head
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The Restaurant with Bottomless Waitresses
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Girl Masturbating in the Park
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Fetish Cleaning Lady Has the Butt Plug in
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Leaked Sex Tape of the Day
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Suction Dildo Time
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Gabriella Knight Masturbating
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A Weird Thing to DO in Public
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Naked Black Panthers Fashion Show
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An AMateur in the Shower
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17 People Having Shitty Days
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Girl with the Toy
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Double Vaginal
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Is it Wet Enough
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Old Man Sees GIrls Making Out
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Pussy Grip!
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Public Dick Suck
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Check Out this Snake Charmer
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Drippy
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2021

Jan

Lindsay Pelas’ Nude Video of the Day

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The Nice thing about this direct to fan nudes is that the girls who used to pretend they weren’t sex workers, but instead “Guess Models” or some shit, are now sex workers…..selling nudes…

It’s the mass equilizer…make selling nudes and fake DMing pervert fans there for your tits great, normal and something they could have always done, but they were too high brow for that…

Now that it’s mainstream, just jump right in cuz they were doing it anyway…and these girls are MAKING serious money….

The fact that Lindsey Pelas, the NEW ORLEANS made natits that went viral early in insagram years, has been where she is, because we’ve wanted to see this kind of thing….so we’re getting what we want, they are being paid to do what they’ve always wanted to do, but were scared to do because brand deals are more socially acceptable than selling titty pics…

Since they are making as much as they do, I am sure they won’t b going anywhere, staying right here with the nudes, because once you go nude, you get addicted to how easy the money is…

So once Biden and China cure COVID over the next few weeks after they discover some breakthrough in testing or treating…and cases go to zero….and the flu makes its comeback….Pelas will still be selling that premium content which makes her all the more interesting to me, cuz seeing tits that I can’t see as full tits, is a bummer…bringing out the tits is life…choose life.

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2021

Jan

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies are a wonderful advancement in technology, not that it requires much technology, but thanks to technology girls who would otherwise not be jacking pants, panties, bathing suits up into themselves… are.

Sometimes the things you want to do, or that you don’t even know you want to do, or that you don’t even know are a thing, just take that extra push….they need to see others do it and get good feedback…not cancelled…so after being crowdsourced or turned into a hashtag….or a challenge…they can feel ok doing it…

It’s all silly…but PUSSY WEDGIES aren’t…they are amazing…the panted version of showing us all their souls….even if the asshole is the gateway to the soul…the pussy definition is a close second or an introduction to the asshole…the gateway to the asshole pics…because pussy definition can be subtly done in public with tight pants on…while spreading asshole can’t…at least not where I shop….I’ve tried.

PUSSY wedgies, which historically get pulled out of a girl out of inconvenience and discomfort…which is how they are trained to think by other women….can now be seen as a fetish, a fun thing to do, a creative direction for a selfie…but thanks to the power of technology…

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2021

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Booty of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is old as fuck and in Brazil not getting hammered by COVID because COVID just makes the rich richer, it doesn’t negatively impact their travel plan, but don’t worry, it’ll be cured relatively soon enough…assuming the poor don’t end up eating each other alive, we’ll be back to normal by the end of the year…it’s all planned for us….

Hello, China my old friend…

I’m just talking shit, this is about Alessandra Ambrosio, who is Brazilian, so she can fake that her travel is her going home, but really it’s going to live that endless summer, since it’s summer in Brazil…and really a bikini model, even an old one like who, who has actually held up nicer than you’d expect for her age, I mean I’ve left things outside over the winter for a year or two and those things rotted out, while this bitch at 40 has been through the equivalent of many winters and she’s still tight, tanned, and she’s had kids..

I realize she’s hiding her vagina, which is probably intentional, but also too bad, since my fetish for white bathing suits lives on, ever since seeing a full pussy exposed thanks to the white bathing suit, back when I was in highschool, it’s been a love affair ever since…

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2021

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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New President, New You….and from what I’ve been told from my insiders…even though I don’t have insiders…weed will finally be decriminalized in the USA over the next 4 years…so start buying up those weed stocks…it’s the next big gold rush….they call it the green rush…

Now, I am sure some of you are fake excited about the new president, or that the old one is out, but we must remember that NO ONE actually cares who the president is, AT YOUR CORE…it doesn’t matter, affect you, or even interest you….you are just doing it to be part of the gang and that’s so lame….but weed being legalized, that’s some shit that should be exciting…

Basically, it’s a crime that it was ever made illegal, it’s a fucking plant that you can grow anywhere and I truly believe it has health benefits along with being a good time…so the fact that people let that banning of an organic product you can get high on happened…reminds me how dumb humans are…it is up there with allowing income tax to happen, it was meant to be temporary….and the idiots who traded their gold for a piece of paper…HUMANS ARE DUMB….

But yeah, weed is awesome, these are girls who are so into weed that take nudes of themselves with weed, and nudity is awesome, so it’s just a good old fashioned hoe-down…

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2021

Jan

Maria Sharapova Fitness Tit of the Day

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There was a time when Maria Sharapova getting sand out of her ass on the beach in a bikini made this site go viral…biggest traffic day to date and it was in 2004….unless that was Anna Kournikova, I can’t tell these tennis bitches apart, even though I know that this performance enhancer who is officially retired and rich as shit from her stint as a top tennis player, since tennis pays….has been the jerk off fodder to many athlete lovers out there…which is a better option of fodder than Sunday Night Football…you homo fucks…

Now, I hate sports, but I know that there’s only a few sports you can jerk off to, Figure Skating, Female Surfing, Female Beach Vollyeball, WNBA, and Curling….I mean you can technically jerk off to anything, but tennis comes with classy white people, it’s very high end, proper and sophisticated, and the girls wear little skirts that flash their panties with each rally, all while grunting erotically, you know exerting that energy into the ball..making it easy for you to imagine it being onto your balls..so I don’t hate tennis…it is sexy….and I’ll stare at retired Sharapova tit pr crotch in little shorts for old times….I got nothing else to do.

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2021

Jan

Chelsea Handler Chair Lift Titty Flash of the Day

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Chelsea Handler is some attention seeking bullshit who should be cancelled, I mean I guess she’s been cancelled, since her show is no longer on tv, yet she still manages to exist because that’s how social media works…the big downfall of social media is that people can fade away into obscurity so the once famous remain the always famous….becuase people never unfollow.

It’s really more depressing than the fact that kids are killing themselves, plastic surgery-ing themselves, getting abducted, developing eating disorders, consuming fake news as they become more and more vapid selfie takers who photoshop themselves, making me doubt there will be a future because social media makes lazy idiot consumers….

Because sometimes, you just want a celebrity to go away….

Now Chelsea Handler uses social media the way it is supposed to be used, flashing her tits, posting her tits, freeing the nipple like it is some kind of political campaign, but really it’s her mindless way to get attention, you know a titty flash always get a laugh, it’s the more appealing “fart” in the room gag….plus they are fake so put them to work to get that ROI…since people like tits and tits get talked about…and maybe tits will keep the flasher working for years to come with her pulling out her tit comedy….

I don’t know why she censored the tits, we’ve seen the tits, if you’re going to rook me in with tits, show me where the comedians who helped her exist as a comedian used to suckle…as she breast fed them…as payment…before fucking them….as payment.

At least she’s fun.

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2021

Jan

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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If there is one thing you should be doing in this LOCKDOWN, QUARANTINE, BULLSHIT, assuming you live in a policed state that doesn’t let you leave the house unless you are doing things they deem essential, even if my version of essential involves things they don’t consider essential, like eating homeless chick pussy cuz it’s affordable…but yeah, if there’s one thing you should be doing, it’s fitness…

You know take a break from being an unemployed asshole, or a ZOOM work from home slacker who is realizing they only work 1 hour a day, leaving a lot of time to play video games and jack off…and find yourself some fitness.

They say COVID kills the fat more than the fit, which applies to most thing, because fat fucking kills…so try not to be fat…

Or if you’re like me and realize that some fat people live, that others don’t bother wanting to live, so enjoy what you can when you can, before you can’t, cuz you’re too fat to move and your heart gives out on you, watch girls who are fit…or who think they are fit…or who are calling themselves fit because in a world of 50% of people being obese, there’s a sliding scale…I mean even some fat chicks think they are fit..

Now were I’ve failed in this post, is that there’s no girls being SLUTS in the GYM, despite that being the whole point of this…I want WORKOUTS that went wild, not girls who workout getting naked, but ultimately, it’s still naked chicks…and that’s important for our sanity, or self care, our essential needs and wants…..while gyms are closed…so we can’t go jerk off on location….

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2021

Jan

Christina Aguilera Bath Tub of the Day

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Christina Aguilera was a huge star, never quite a star shining as bright as Britney, but that’s probably why I liked her, I mean she also took a pretty aggressive approach to comepeting with Britney, involving a set of bolt on tits, which at the time was a big deal because she was about 90s pounds…so seeing her in panties, chaps and a bikini top, rolling around in the mud or whatever the DIRTY video anyone who used to jerk off to music videos since porn wasn’t readily available, will remember being a big deal..

Now she’s just huge…

She’s spent the better part of the last 15 years eating her feelings, spending her money because she was a huge star and thus rich enough to buy herself all the cake and pizza she wanted….and then there’s the whole having kids and turning 40 things…

For whatever reason, probably money, she’s on the mend, or at least on the hustle, where she’s dabbling with social media slutty content, where she’s cropped out all the good parts…but is still in the bath…

You’d think by 40, she’d know we need to see the nipple for it to count, but maybe being 40 and a popstar means she only got into internet around the same time your grandparents did, because she had staff to do that computer shit for her…

Either way, I apprecaite the effort, too little too late or not, she’s still X-Tina…so her bathtub pics are better than the average person’s bathtub pics thanks to being celebrity endorsed bathtub pics…

WHERE IS THE POURING BATH OIL ON YOUR ASSHOLE PIC? That’s the shit we want shared with us.

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2021

Jan

Josie Canseco Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know when this picture of Josie Canseco is, but I do know that Jose, her dad, did good when he married a hotters girl, because their combined skills of him being a rich athlete, giving her some athletic genes that keep her fit, and more importantly, money….coupled with the wife being a slutty hooters girl who before willing the Canseco lottery, was making money with her tits, understand low key sex work and instilling those values into their hot daughter, so that she can live the rich and entitled life with her hot body that she doesn’t mind showing off cuz her mom did worse….

All this to say, I’m a fan….and not just because I like hot rich celebrity children, it’s a passion project of mine….but also because she’s fucking hot with that half CUBAN ass….Elian Gonzalez ain’t got shit on this, but Josie may have shit on her thong…it happens…and you wouldn’t be against her digested lunch ending up on your dick like you were one of the Paul brothers…

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