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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2021

Jan

Topless Heidi Klum of the Day

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I know people get mad at the whole holocaust thing….they also get mad at the whole holocaust denier thing….they love to relate the current USA to WWII, maybe less now that you have a new president….which is pretty offensive to the 6,000,000 people killed in WWII…..

However….as someone who likes to look at the positive of things that happened over 70 years ago…because if you can’t learn from human historical insanity…what can you do…so if you are like me and can look at the positive of something as horrible as the holocaust…something that happened because people were complicit with the governement and allowed it by following all the rules…just like they are with these COVID lockdowns…Eugenics isn’t all that bad a thing that came out of it..

I mean we do it with RACE HORSES and SHOW DOGS…why not do it with hot women…

Since HEIDI KLUM is from Germany and since she looks as good as she does, being that Aryan queen, it’s pretty obvious that her grand parents, or even her parents were part of the Eugenics breeding program…because otherwise she just doesn’t make sense…

Remember this was a time before you could make designer babies in a test tube….you had to find good looking people and make them fuck….I guess the plantation owners did that in the slave trade too…but ALL that negative press aside, people who typically get knocked up is because they are irresponsible perverts who like to get cummed in, but also because they see the potential upside of the parter that came in them…which is why I’ve never had children…there is NO upside to this guy…

But this isn’t about it, it’s about all you EUGENICS haters being EUGENICS advocates of your own, cuz most people are having kids with people they think will make a good baby…so you haters all hating on your institutionalized Eugenics…should look at Heidi Klum and revisit the upsides…I mean she’s 50 years old…and still good..

So Holocaust BAD, EUGENICS to make Hot Chicks GOOD.

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2021

Jan

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking….you need that mid week pick me up…whether it’s because you’re distraught about having your new president or super fucking stoked because you think it will revolutionize your existence as presidencies have typically NEVER fucking done….but it seems like a good angle for your social media posts…you know to feel like you’re part of something substantial…like you’re living in a movie…when in reality you are meaningless and so is life…just a waiting to die existence…

Well, here’s that pick-me-up….or kick me when I’m down…because as you know what is good to some, is the fucking worst to others, you can’t make everyone happy…

I know that I hate wet spots out of context…if there was some 25 year old slut who was addicted to porn sitting on the milkcrate I use as a desk soaking through her pants cuz she can’t find that release in her groin no matter how many times she cums….I’d be like…”this is interesting”…

But when it’s the selfies of the aftermath of that…it just looks vile…

I put this together as a self sabotaging clickbait parody…making fun of clickbait lists like I was SNL…only my parody is less obvious and instead I’ve built out a community of wet spot panty perverts who come back weekly for this disgustingness…you fucking perverts..

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2021

Jan

Girl Trying to Pump Gas and Other Videos of the Day

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Recoil Gayness

Close Call with Deer….

The most difficult penalty kick In the football history

Weird Car….Sliding….

Quick Reflexes

Mass Wipeout

Craziest Horse Race Ever…

Ant-Masker

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t believe in mental health disorders, I think it’s a mind over matter thing…..that can be overridden….by not fearing death, not caring, being apathetic and just going through your mediocre day, your pathetic uneventful day to day life. It is the cure to everything, even if by definition that is depression….

Bi-polar ups and downs, schizophrenia all that anxiety shit is just people being babies…so all this whining about childhood trauma, chronic post traumatic stress, mental health as an excuse for everything from being successful, productive, to selling nudes online is pretty annoying…the system just wants you mindless and on pills…dumbo

If you’re a mental case, just roll with it and think that’s the way it’s supposed to be, then blame your childhood, parents or an ex boyfriend cuz you sure can’t blame yourself for your own action, thoughts and behavior…that’d be crazy

Stop being pussies.

Here are some Morning Links…

Kylie Jenner and her Shallow Hall Shadow – Bitch Can’t Photoshop that Bag of Potatoes Body
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This Period Meme is Fucking Weird…
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Josephine Skriver in the Bath
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The Kim & Kanye breakdown will be featured on KUWTK – OBviOUSLY….
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Octagon Girls Red Dela Cruz and Camila Oliveira Slip into Bikinis Ahead of UFC Fight Island 8
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Puppeteering is the Future…
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You Know When Josh Duhamel Signs On To a Project it is Going to be TOP FUCKING NOTCH….RIP ARMIE HAMMER
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Captain loses cool after passengers mistake his warning as a compliment
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Customer Refuses To Pay, Gardeners Destroy The Job They Did!
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Hot News Lady Gets Sent Dick Pics
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Drippy Bitch Rubbing her Pussy
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Cat and the Humidifier
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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What I find hilarious about the world is that everyone is a clout chasing dick sucker….we’ve all seen it 100 or more times before but it’s always funny it happens…never surprising but always an LOL…

It’s like as if you were to see someone go off on how much they hate the Kardashians or whatever, only to get offered a job from the Kardashians where they go “OMG THE KARDASHIANS HIRED ME”….and all that hating the Kardashians goes out the window….because the Kardashian’s like them, they really like them….you fake hater groupie fame whore fucks…

That said, I can guarantee if the Kardashians hit me up for a multi million dollar collab, despite hating the Kardashians, I’d probably become a Kardashian ambassador, but know that in my soul, I’d still hate the Kardahsians…I’m not money motivated, obviously, but a retirement nest egg would be nice….

I mean it could be talking shit on anyone, then totally flipping the script when they give you attention or opportunity they want, despite hating you….that doesn’t happen to me, but should…

I guess what I am saying is that the world needs a little more punk rock. Everyone just pretends they are…but are really pussy fucks…

BBQ Fire
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Charlotte Flair Shares a Backstage Look at Monday Night Raw
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Kim Kardashian Brings out the Babes for her Underwear Campaign
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Natasha Bure in a Bikini
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Cottage Vibes – Drunk Girls Fall off Dock
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Quit Sending Dick Pics
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Ashley Graham Jumping Rope in Tight Pants
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Candle Almost Burns House Down
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Idiot Girl Rides the Mounted Moose Head…
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Pregnancy Bikini
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Billie Eilish Gets her Butt Kissed
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Bernard Tomic’s OnlyFans Star Girlfriend Vanessa Sierra is Receiving Death Threats After Australian Open Quarantine Compliants
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Inbar Lavi Enjoying a Heat Wave in her Bikini
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Great Dane Tries Playing Whack The Mole!
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Idiot Fail Social Media Shopping Cart Trick
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Antje Utgaard Went Skiing in Her Bikini
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Anne Winters Hot in a Tie Dye Bikini
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Absolutely Crazy Obstacle Course For A Hamster!
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Kim Garner’s Posing her Booty for Coca Cola
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Rescue Fail
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Dillon Brooks’ Baby Momma Accuses Him of Choking Her
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Dua Lipa’s On the Balcony Posing
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Four Ways Modern Movies Depict Masculinity!
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Ashley Benson in a Crop Top
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Best Way to Use a Speedbag
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Kevin Durant Likes What He Sees in Iggy Azalea’s “Friendzone”
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World’s Faster Talker Sings Michael Jackson’s “Bad” In 20 Seconds!
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Hilary Duff’s Big Pregnant Boob Selfie
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Guy Draws Realistic Portraits Of Strangers On The Subway!
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What Makes Electric Bicycles More Dangerous Than Motorcycles!
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“The World’s Sexiest Athlete” Alica Schmidt Shows Off in a Dress
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Tiger Starts Biting Off Safari Car’s Bumper!
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The Most Honest Review Of The 2007 Toyota Matrix
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Abigail Ratchford in a Skimpy Bikini
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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Chelsea Handler’s Thong
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Ben Affleck Throws Out a Giant Cut Out of Ana De Armas
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Reading the Last Texts from Loved Ones who Died
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Ants Eating a Raspberry Time Lapse
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Tennessee Handed Out Cash to Recruits in McDonald’s Bags
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Skier Comes Face To Face With A Capercaillie!
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How To Extract Pure Silver From A Coin!
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The Most Followed Girl on TikTok in Lingerie
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Idiot Can Smash on Head Fail…
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Princia is Hot in her Bikini
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Diora Baird’s Topless Selfies are Something to See
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Kevin Durant Likes What He Sees in Iggy Azalea’s “Friendzone”
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Youtube Slut Trisha Paytaas Buys Giant Estate in Westlake
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The Most Exciting Thing Ever – The Insides of an Amethyst…
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Truck Tows Another Truck on an Icy Hill
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Here’s How Tesla Makes Their Batteries!
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Amateur Model Posing in Lingerie with her Cat
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Mets GM Jared Porter Sent a Dick Pic to a Female Reporter and is In Trouble…
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7 Awesome Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas for Her….
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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From the Forum

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Kelly Rohrbach in a Bikini
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Salma Hayek is Hot…
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Kaley Cuoco’s In Leggings!
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Madeleine Arthur in Regard Magazine
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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Addison Rae – TikTok Girl Looking Like Shit
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Eiza Gonzalez is a Slutty Ambulance Driver
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Sarah Jessica Parker at her Shoe Store in Sweatpants
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Ashley Tisdale Pregnant Ass in Tight Pants
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J.Lo Covering that Botox Face
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Dakota Johnson in her Vintage Muscle Car
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Dakota Fanning in Ill-Fitting Jeans
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From stepSMUT!!

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Ass Play on the Plane
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Busty Buffy Gets Eaten Out
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Girls in the Bath
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17 People Having a Shittier Day than You
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Big Dildo Time
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Cam Girl and her Fuck Machine
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White People Things…
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Girl VS Suction Dildo
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Blame it on the Dildo
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Girl VS Remote Vibe
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Double Anal Downfall – a Story of Our Time
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Hot, Skinny, Busty Nude Model
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Girl with Toy in Ass
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Eating Her Out on the Street
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Pale Tits – Hand in Panties
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Amateur Fuck on the Futon
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She’s a MILF…
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Pussy Spread of the Day
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Changing Room Fuck
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Sovereign Seducing Ya’ll
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4 Lesbians
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Huge Booty Riding a Horse
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Fishnets and Wand Weirdness
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Busty Bridgette Gets Romantic
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Butthole Fingers
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Diora Baird’s Topless Selfies are Something to See
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Girl with a Weird Toy
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2021

Jan

Salma Hayek Boobs of the Day

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Salma Hayek is amazing and if you don’t believe me, check out her MONSTER BOOBS….as she takes on instagram like a low level influencer despite being a HUGE fucking star who has been paid huge fucking money as the hot busty Mexican in Hollywood movies…and because of that is in a position to show influencers how the professionals get it done….because they already have the money, they have the fame, they don’t need to pretend what they are doing on social media is meaningful since it’s their only clout, audience, credibility, and they can treat it like the fucking joke that it is….and with that comes better content, whether it’s got her tits in a bikini or not….

So despite hating celebs, I hate influencers more, and some celebs I don’t hate, like Salma Hayek, who always seems like she’s having a good time, or like she’s gamed the system and we’re in on the celebrity joke with her…and even at 50…bitches can’t compete and that’s saying a lot since I’ve been conditioned to think women die at 30, hence their eagerness to trap a man and start baby making at 30…

ANYWAY…she’s the real fucking deal and unlike the other influencers trying to find sugar daddies to buy them designr clothing, Hayek married the son of the guy who owns all the designer brands….her husband’s family are French billionaires who own a bunch of the top luxury brands….because she just does it better on all fronts…even when she’s not trying…

BIG fan of these BIG boobs…

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2021

Jan

Allegra Cole Loves Pugs of the Day

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Allegra Cole is some ridiculous tits from Social Media, I’ve done a post on her before, back when I didn’t know her name, but knew I saw a star, the post was called WATERSLIDE DREAMS ….I don’t read anything I write after I click publish, but I am sure I wrote nothing but nice things about her riduclous clown tits, because I am of the school of thought that if you get your tits done, you gotta get them done on that extreme of a level, because why else would you even fucking bother…

Well, Allegra has worked her way into my heart today, because she is doing some titty content with a PUG, and for those of you who read the site, know I have a glorious black pug who is now an old man pug, but has been my best friend, colleague, companion, soul mate, life saving creator that endlessly brings me joy….and through my platonic relationship, I don’t do that peanut butter shit weird single women do, I am unable to love another dog breed quite as much….

So to see a pug puppy, one of my favorite things, in monster tits, one of my other favorite things, is basically perfection..

This is officially, after 16 years of doing the site, the holy grail I’ve been seeking….

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Posted in:Big Boobs|Pug

2021

Jan

Jordyn Jones Lingerie of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is some white trash reality TV star bullshit that came out of Kalamazoo Michigan where her father died drunk, which is the best way to die, whether you’re white trash or not, it’s one of those things we should all aspire to hafve happen to us…and not just because it gives our little white trash baby the daddy issues the world needs as she tries to fill the void of not having a daddy with male attention from the internet…

Anyway, when she was a kid, her mom brought her to a child dance show, where as a child Jordyn did provocative dances for TV and the Internet in something that should be BANNED…and not because I think everyone in the world is a predator…I actually think society made us not trust our peers and neighbors on purpose to kill any sense of family, community, neighborhood…but that’s a whole other can of bullshit that we don’t need to go into….the fact is that NOT everyone is into kids dancing on TV, besides the weirdos who produce the show, the networks that air the show, and the people who should be flagged watching the clips on YOUTUBE…it’s weird but her mom had a dream and figured anything to get them out of KALAMAZOO…

She now has a ton of followers, is no longer a kid, and makes extra money selling access to her “FOR FRIENDS” Instagram story, whcih is basically not for friends, but a premium service to monetize exclusive content on instagram…and I guess part of what she does for friends is posing in lingerie…

Take it in, she’s got that youth and dance body on her side, but she’s still trash from Kalamazoo Michigan and will end up looking like a typical walmart shoper soon enough…I mean assuming she doesn’t dive fully into sex work…

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2021

Jan

Miley Cyrus Hard Nipples in a Dirty Shirt of the Day

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Miley Cyrus Posted a Dirty Shirt to Match her Dirty Mind, which is what I would call a “we get it Miley, you like to fuck”…it’s so ridiculous when these people try to advertise just how down to fuck or open minded they are when it comes to sex…I mean everyone is…it’s not that impressive….we are coded to be horny fucks who want to fuck each other…and when fucking each other we put our mouths and fingers wherever the fuck we can…so trying to put a NEON sign out there to let us all know you’re “dirty” is a get the fuck out of here you child star trash, we know you fuck, can fuck, have fucked, both men and women and it’s NOT that big of a deal…99 percent of people have fucked….even if the READERS of drunkenstepfather haven’t….

Anyway, her nipples are hard in her beater, she’s looking like the kind of lesbian who plays board games, knits, cross country skis, works as a plasterer…

She’s not looking as hot as she has but she’s done her part in making the mainstream more perverted, more exhibitionists, like Paris Hilton and Kim before her and Bella Throne after her, a critical tool in the slutty-fying of America and I appreciate that contribution, cuz I like sluts…

Just not so much when they look like they were pulled out of a gay bar bathroom after an 8 day bender on meth or poppers or whatever these people do…

All this to say, we’ve seen her tits, now lets see her nipples in a tank top.

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2021

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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As much as I hate empowerment bullshit, because for the most part the people crying for empowerment are the fat and the ugly, the skin condition or the retardation, the birth defect or the obese as fuck…..the tranny, the intersex, the lesbian…you know everything is some bullshit about everyone being worthy or deserving of being celebrated even if they don’t fit social norms…then all those people photoshop the shit out of themselves to make a cartoon and filtered version of themselves basically forgetting all the bullshit they just spewed…

ANYWAY…sometimes I appreciate it…so long as the bitch is hot….which happens sometimes…but I am all for championing, empowering, celebrating, not shaming the small tit community….

I love small tits as much as I love big tits because they are tits…and sure some small tits are ugly tits and some big tits are ugly tits but they are still tits…

What I don’t love is when girls feel the need to cut their tits open and implant a plastic sac full of poison into their chest, only for it to pollute their fucking body for the same of rounder fake tits….

It’s not an accomplishment to cut you tit open for 5k to get a set of bigger tits, that’s the lazy man’s approach to tits…what is an accomplishment is thinking your hot tight body and you hot small tits should be photographed for the internet…

So I am the ITTY TITTY ambassador, I want to be the king of their Parade like I was John Goodman at New Orleans Halloween Parade back in 2010….if you know what I mean…AND YOU DO.

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