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2021

15

Jan

Elizabeth Olsen Bodysuit of the Day

Elizabeth is in the very hyped WANDAVISION for Disney+ so you know it won’t be one of those cutting edge art films that bridges the gap between hardcore porn and hollywood films thanks to the actors having real sex as they fucking should…I mean for one they are all fucking perverts who fuck each other anyway, for two they are all fucking on the same strain of herpes as they all fuck each other anyway, for three they get paid too fucking much to not fuck…I mean porn girls get 1500 a scene….these Hollywood bitches get Tens of Thousands if not more per day…

But Disney did do something right, they squeezed the hot Olsen because she didn’t have to share the womb with another one, so she got all the resources to her damn self, into a body suit, showgirl, flapper girl, I don’t know what you’d call this outfit maybe a Cabaret Outfit…who fuicking cares…her ass looks dumpy, a little too 1940s, but her tits are there and that’s what counts…

Good job DISNEY on bringing the celebrity porn…you fucking perverts…because everything is porn seeing as someone out there has jerked off to it…which is disturbing when you map out all the different things you can come up with that people have jacked off to.

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2021

15

Jan

Isabella Fonte Braless of the Day

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Isabella Fonte is some New Jersey mob bosses daughter, at least that’s what I assume, she could also be from Long Island, but is in Florida now as these people migrate south in the winter..

She’s obviously some kind of trained dancer, unless it’s being this flexible comes natural to her, but who fucking knows..

I just know she’s big, but not big enough on TikTok, where she is originally from I guess, since geography doesn’t exist anymore, we are all from the internet…talking to screens…

But yeah, she’s got a hot body, big tits and does ridiculous dances braless, half naked, and everything she does is hot, creepy, awkward, impressive…TikTok may be lame, like really fucking lame, but it’s based on Chinese AI, so they know what America likes seeing….and in this case…they know what I like because even as someone who hates dance, I like stlutty dance…

CHINA’s got me sucked in with this one…but i guess they’ve got us sucked-in in a lot of other ways, you know since they OWN us.

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2021

15

Jan

Kylie Jenner Shitty Cameltoe of the Day

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You gotta wonder if Bruce Jenner modeled his pussy on his daughter’s pussy because it’s the closest thing to his genetic pussy, even if it is tainted with the momager Kris Jenner’s genetics, that I guess aren’t all that bad because that pussy has basically printed money, despite how disgusting the creatures, demons really…that crawled out of her vagina are…

Now, this isn’t Bruce, but it’s someone with as much plastic surgery as Bruce, and she’s showing off her battered young billionaire mom pussy for attention…

She has intentionally jacked the shorts into her cunt, for you to see how fat her cunt is, and it’s just what billionaires do man, part of their business…when they are the worst society has to offer, built on all that is wrong with society, I mean this family are domestic terrorists far more damaging than any riot…I mean…fucking monsters pushing all the worst values from faking your own face and body, to trick people into buying garbage you sell, because all you care about money…and will go to any cost for money…and for whatever reason managed to convince people in the process that you’re worth listening to…despite having nothing to say.

Garbage really…but it was built on porn…so there’s that…

The lesson is, do porn, play victim, get reality show, become a pitchman, sell shit people don’t need, all while mangling your look because you aren’t hot enough to warrant all this….

Which is basically all terrible…but since we’re ruled by the devil…we deal…and stare at their cunts..

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2021

15

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are a timeless classic for that evil misogynistic man to be rooked in by the sultry and seductive woman….ready to fuck his wallet and potentially make him fall in love with her before amputating his balls and moving him to the suburbs…

Basically, Fishnets are a timeless classic for sex workers to wear for the men who are paying them and moms trying to get dads to fuck them despite being moms and girls needing slutty content for their instagram….

But I just googled Fishnets to try to get some INSPO for this post and I saw what FISHNET means today:

I like to focus on what fishnets have always meant to me, and here are girls living up to that dream….the better use of fishnets…fishnets used the right way…if you know what I mean….

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2021

15

Jan

Sophie Simmons Fitness of the Day

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Sophie Simmons’ is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter with his hot wife who I don’t think is his actual wife because it got in the way of his bragging about how many pussies he got his dick inside being Gene Simmons and all..

You may remember her from their TV show, which I remember watching, it was a different era and reality TV was what we did, it was far more enjoyable than social media because it was on for an hour a week, not 24 hours a day.

In years since the reality show, the heiress to the billion or multi billion dollar KISS empire, along with the billions of other investments Gene has made, has been TRYING to get famous in her own right.

I know, she’s got budget, she’s got access, she’s been on TV, but she still can’t bull off being an influencer, it’s pretty embarassing, especially since she’d get naked or half naked in her scandalous content and has the TITS to support that…

But she keeps trying and eventually she will hit, because she’s got nothing else to do but figure out how to win and I support her on her journey, even if being an influencer with fans seems tedious and idiotic when you are already rich as shit, but it’s what people do to feel like they matter….pull the titties out, get the likes, and matter…

Her latest iteration of INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER is in the form of “pop star”….she makes music…but I prefer just staring at them TITTIES….like I was a KISS fan, so hard on GENE that his daughter was the coveted pussy to stick your dick in….the arc of the covenent of pussies…the golden pussy that could literally be a golden pussy…she has the resources for that…I mean why hasn’t anyone made solid gold GRILLS for vagina like they have for mouths….that seems like something I should get into….PUSSY GRILLS TO THE RICH AND FAMOUS…

The good news is she does fitness…

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2021

15

Jan

Phoebe Combes Titty Top of the Day

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Phoebe Combes is some nobody from Australia that I guess is an aspiring model or instagram model, which isn’t saying much since that’s everything in the world you could ever wish for…you know a platform where you can connect with strangers who are interested in what you have to say…but barely interested in what you have to say…but hopefully interested enough that brands catch wind of you, send you product and money, so you can just monetize living without working…it’s pretty silly.

What is also silly is the lengths these people go to make scandalous or exciting content that gets engagement, clicks, whatever they are seeking…so in this case, girl is in a bikini top, but since it’s not a sunny day, she’s got a sweater on, you know to stay warm, but for the sake of the pic, she’s just pulling an old school lift the sweater up flash, you know for artistry or vision…or a clever way to show her bikini top…it’s like why is that sweater folded up so you can put your titties out there….what’s the fucking point of going to those measures instead of just taking off the damn sweater? These are questions, important questions, I will never get the answer to….because I don’t actually care.

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2021

15

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I don’t do the FULLBACK PANTIES post because I am this advocate of FULLBACK PANTIES, I think the point of doing it is because girls are posting their fullback panties like it’s a thing….and I’ll do my part to promote that thing…since it involves panties…

So the whole point of this is strictly based on the fact that girls are uploading pics like this….

BUT on a higher level, it’s also a statement that panty styles don’t matter and dudes don’t give a fuck if they are thongs, g-strings, no panties, or fucking diapers, we will jerk off to them being peeled off just the same…

WE are this weird consuming society of “this type of underwear is good, throwout all your underwear that isn’t like this type of underwear, to keep the underwear business alive”…despite it not actually mattering because dudes will take what we get…and to choose your panties based on what dudes find hot is idiotic you dumb simple bitch, have a fucking backbone and do what YOU like to do….idiot.

Any guy who’s like “GROSS THOSE ARE PERIOD PANTIES” is a fucking queer, but also the same dude offering his tongue as a TAMPON….so you can’t take them seriously…

So let’s say this is normalizing the FULLBACK panty because it’s still girls in underwear…and that’s good.

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2021

15

Jan

Larsen Thompson Big Tits in Underwear of the Day

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I don’t know who’s dick Larsen Thompson sucked to “matter” but I guess she’s mattering and I have no fucking idea why..

She’s some plus sized model who is also a Dancer, likely a River Dancer based on her skin tone, just fucking IRISH JIGGING her way through life…but she also does that annoying hip hop white girl trying to have rhythm choreographed shit that is embarrassing but for whatever reason the girls doing it aren’t embaassed about.

Anyway, she’s only got 700k followers on IG, which seems like a lot for a fat nobody who gets half naked, but it’s not…but for whatever reason, despite being barely famous, they are seeding her out to the world as some new face, even though she is clearly the OPPOSITE of Black Lives Mattering..

She does have BIBLE quotes on her feed, so maybe she prayed for this….

I don’t know, I just know that this is for Kim K’s lingerie, and I am pretty sure at the end of 2020 she was doing Rihanna’s lingerie brand, so she’s on the receiving end…which could be because LA is a small scene and the same agents decide who get the work…or maybe she sold her soul, I mean gingers are sent to us from SATAN so there could be evil behind the big tits….

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2021

15

Jan

Loren Gray Must be Augmented Reality of the Da

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I saw something the other day about how augmented reality is the next big thing for the next decade along with FEMA camps, robotics to steal your job and other things like tracking software to track your every move and monetize your information…

I also saw something the other day about virtual models, which are basically really good quality 3D animations who do all the epic things regular models do, all without being real….you know created in a fucking computer and brands are flocking to these fake models with brand deals and other shit…to finally phase out the working woman….I guess..I mean I prefer real pussy but does it really make a difference when you’re fucking your screen regardless of real or not…

Then there’s this girl Loren Gray, who was the most followed lip syncher on an app that CHINA ended up buying and rebranding as TikTok, who despite being an unknown to most, has 21 million followers on IG, more on TikTok and is basically as big as the shitty Kardashians on the platform…which is why they gave her a record deal…

But looking at her pics and her face so filtered it is comedic and I’m here thinking that CHINA coded her, they are advanced technologically, they know AI / AR and how to manipulate dumb Americans, so it’d just be the ultimate win that their biggest star is a fucking line of code and not human…since she looks exactly like that with that filter on…so I hope she’s that….otherwise why the fuck is bitch so filtered, what kind of beard is she trying to hide….is she even a chick? WHO KNOWS….and more importantly…WHO CARES what kind of troll is being hidden…because believing the lie is less effort.

Remember – Loren is a boys name, even in this genderless world, she could have dick….the fact people praise this filtered faces “GORGEOUS” like it’s really them is another level of weird inclusivity….it’s like “if we all filter ourselves and act like we don’t, we can be ugly trolls and confuse people for years to come”….I don’t get it.

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2021

15

Jan

Katherine McNamara Showing Off her Body of the Day

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Her name is Katherine McNamara an she’s some actress who looks like a COSPLAY weirdo that nerds would be turned on by, who is being packaged as a nerd babe for nerds to jerk off to, and even calls herself a nerd in her IG bio that 3.9 million nerds follow…because she’s from some nerd shows like ARROW, SHADOWHUNTERS, MAZERUNNER, you know low hanging fruit nerd shit that I can’t fucking stand…that produced in Vancouver comic book shit has been painful to watch since XENA and HERCULES happened in the 90s…and the quality has been as shit despite advancements in tech…despite what you Stargate or whatever the nerd space show out of Vancouver was called…Battlestar Gallactica…that despite being popular was shit.

ANYWAY…she’s nerd masturbation foldder and she knows it, so she posts half naked shit that make me think she’s either a meth addicted stripper trying to make rent, or a fitness model trying to increase her views by trading the workout clothing for lingerie, and despite being 25, she looks 40…

I don’t really like it, but people do and she keeps getting work, so this is for those nerds….

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