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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2021

Jan

Kaia Gerber Cleavage Shot of the Day

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Kaia Gerber, when not being exploited, groomed or conditioned from her mother, finds some “me” time by doing “art” assuming you consider whatever it is she makes art, since I don’t believe in art, I think this is some strategic bullshit attempt to show people the depth to her, despite having no soul, thanks to her mom sucking the soul out of her when she decided to keep her skinny and throw her into modelling. My theory is that Kaia Gerber is just a fat chick abused to not eat, because there are expectations for the family that has everything, and those expectations are that their kids will be relevant to make them feel good about themselves, since having money isn’t enough.

Despite not believing in “art” especially not celebrity children art used as therapy to fill the void….but I am sure there are plenty of people out there who would buy this art as something to cum tribute, because it’s from Cindy Crawford’s daughter and that means something in this world….even if it is actually pretty fucking meaningless..

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2021

Jan

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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The Ratio is the most important measurement a woman can take according to Science, not according to the male chauvenist, sexist, misogynistic, patriarchy who prefer “what bra size are you”….you know things to piss off women when it is coming from some degenerate drunk at the bar that they didn’t invite to their table, and that is basically the human equivalent of an unsolicited dick pic, but who I am sure they don’t mind telling their bra size to when a rich, good looking guy other girls want to fuck walks in….that’s the thing with unsolicited dick pics and the human version of unsolicited dick pics…you just never know if the person against those two things is actually all for unsolicited dick pics from the right person…because they usually are….so basically, when you’re a loser you’re a loser and girls don’t want you around….

That’s not the point…

The point is that science says a ratio of 0.7, when you divide the waist size by the hip size, 0.7 is the sweet spot…so get those tape measures out the next time you trick a lonely girl from tinder to fuck you, to make sure you’re fucking optimal ratio…you probably aren’t, but we take what we can get….and these girls who think they have ratio…probably aren’t even 0.7s….but at least we know what they are supposed to be, to see how far gone they are…and maybe in the FEMA camps we are stationed in, they’ll kill off all the women who aren’t optimal hotness, so that there won’t be any discrimination against those who don’t ratio…you know EQUALITY FOR ALL…

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2021

Jan

Drive Thru and Other Videos of the Day

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Rolling in Covid

Runaway Bike

Flash Floods

Angry Geese

Run man Run

Trump Manatee

Lightning Strikes Person at Top of Hill

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2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I hope you spent your night watching slutty HOLISTIC and WELLNESS influencers tell you how to live your life better by eating organic, meditating, and being mindful and other bullshit, while rocking a plastic muppet face and some fake tits…whole likely does blow with all her influencer money…which is OK, since it comes from a plant…or however these bullshit feminists, activists, influencers are positioning their bullshit noise to offset the fact that they are just Tits and Ass….

I know mine wasn’t, but I am not sure what my night was spent doing because they all sort of blend into each other and waking up confused everyday is just basically life before officially developing dementia…which may help me forget all the shit I’ve done and seen, and let me focus on what is important in life…staring at the wall…or a streaming platform as it makes me the mindless slob I am destined to be!

Oh Right, I watched a Burt Reynolds documentary called I am Burt Reynolds, which reminded me that in the early days of the site, I used to title each post “I am – Morning Hangover Dump of the day ” or “I am – Britney Spears Crusty Butthole Stains of the Day” which I don’t understand…but yeah, Burt Reynolds was a fucking legend.

That said, here are some stepLINKS in the Morning!

Charley Hull Hit Up the Beach After a Long Day of Golfing
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J.Lo in a Bikini
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Ashley Tisdale is Selling her LA Home
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Haley Kalil Says No to Panties
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Paulina Blanco Can’t Stop Dropping Fire on Instagram
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Using a Trailer as Back Tires of a Car
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Blowing a Hole Through Concrete Wall
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Charli XCX in a Photo Round-Up
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Alabama Fans Flooded the Streets of Tuscaloosa to Celebrate the Crimson Tide’s 18th National Championship
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Corn Cob in the Corn Hole
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Monkeys Flood the Street trying to Escape Fireworks
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Hot Model Anastasiya Zet on a Half Naked Smoke Break
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9 At Home Fitness Products You Need
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Cam Sluts Being Awesome!
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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know but I’m just here living in a fake, virtual, ridiculous world…where AS LONG AS YOU GO TO WORK you can leave the house….because the government likes us working….training us to be those slaves…

Only your fake, virtual, ridiculous world probably involves more muppet faced, photoshopped, fake as fuck, clickbait seeking social media idiots, since social media is life…

Or maybe social media is dead….

Covid is a life…..or is COVID death….I guess it depends on your pre existing conditions….just don’t leave your house unless you GO TO WORK….because when you are in your house, you can’t see what is going on….

Good thing the School system is designed to keep us dumb as fuck….so that we are ready to GO TO WORK….

Here are some stepLINKS….THERE ARE SOME STEPLINKS – I WILL GIVE THEM TO YOU

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Bella Thorne Works Out with Booty Goal Girl Jen Selter!
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Deshaun Watson Appears to be Just Fine Vacationing With Jilly Anais
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Bikini Girl Fail
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Russian IMG Model named Olga Looking Hot in this Shoot
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Mary J Blige in a Bikini at 50
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Paige Spiranac Would Pick a Dream Golf Trip Over a Dream Threesome
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Charlotte Lawrence is Feelin’ Green in this Photoshoot
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A Short Love Story
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D’Angelo Russell’s Model Girlfriend Brings It in a Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens Booty Twerk
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Some Random Memes
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Fishing with a Helicopter like a Boss
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A Ghost Town of Abandoned Disney Castles
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UFC Strawweight Mackenzie Dern Twerks and Grapples With Brazilian Singer Lexa
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Dua Lipa’s G-String in Mexico
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A Glimpse into the Future with Gamer Nerd
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Helicopter Drops AC Unit in Busy Street
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Hot Model Named Polina!
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Some Fascinating Photos
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Le’Veon Bell’s Cheerleader Ex Pulled Out Her Rams Bikini to Celebrate Win Over the Seahawks
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Hot Girls Faill at Shotgunning a Beer
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Guy Randomly Eats a Bat
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Horrible 2011 Le Mans Crash
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The Silver Lining to Grimes’ Covid
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Upset Steelers Fan Destroys His TV With a Ladder
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Amateur Model Nude in a Cozy Winter Lockdown
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This is How they Filmed the Moon Landing
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Dog Runs onto Field in Bolivian Soccer Match
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Cat Literally Says Well Hi
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Lighting a Plastic Cup filled with Water on Fire
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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Sex and the City Teaser
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SI Swimsuit Shares an All-Time Hannah Jeter Throwback
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Model Micaela Zaffroni in Bed in Lingerie
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Nina Agdal in a Fitness Activewear Shoot
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Cat VS Cat Owner
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Deliver Driver Takes Food Back after Getting 8 Dollar Tip
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Millions of Dots Makes Great Art
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Mac Jones’ Girlfriend Sophie Scott Shows Off Her Natty Look
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Hailey Baldwin Biebe Bikini in Hawaii!
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Musicians Who Got Too Naked
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9 at Home Fitness Products to Help those New Year’s Resolutions!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Katherine Schwarzenegger in Leggings
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Dua Lipa at the Airport
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Shanina Shaik in a Photoshoot with some LEGS
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Mariah Carey Shopping at Louis Vuitton in Aspen – BIG booty
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Alessandra Ambrosip – Bikinis
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Kim Garner in a THong Bikini
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Amy Hart Pumping Gas
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Lily Rose Depp in NYC
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Kate Mara in a Dress
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Louisa Warwick in a Bikini
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Nina Agdal in Fitness Gear
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Selma Blair in LA
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Stella Maxwell in the Park
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Olivia Wilde with her Boyfriend
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Angelina Jolie in a Dress
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Malin Akerman – Bike Riding
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Florence Poo Fat as her Legs Grind Together on a Jog
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Izabel Goulart Hot Body
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Amanda Kloots Staged Paparazzi Pics After her Husband / Her Covid Sacrifice has Paid Off for Her
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Cara Delevingne Street Walking
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Stripper Pole Pussy Rub
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Hot Reddit Amateur and her Slutty Selfies
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Big Titty Jiggle
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Squealing Orgasm
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Clubslut No Panties
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Amateur BJ
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Ass to Ass
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Surprie – You are in a Porno
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College Girl Plays with HErself
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TikTok Thots
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A Lot of Lesbians
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Nude Model Wendy is in the SHower
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A Whole Lot of Booty
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Covid Themed Porno
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Route 66 Ass Spread
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17 People Having a Shitty Day
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Melena in her Stockings…
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Public Misbehaving
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Weird Glove Pussy Rub
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20 People Having a Shitty Day
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Crazy Girl Strips
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Bathtub Pussy Lesbian Pussy Grind
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Mental Mondays
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Self Fisting is Crazy
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Big Awesome Tits in the Bath
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Close up Pussy Lick
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So Crazy Would You Hit It
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The Only Way I can Get Off
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Corn Cob in the Corn Hole
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The Spinebuster
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Pussy Bottle Opener
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Nude Model Wendy
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2021

Jan

Jordyn Jones Ass of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is some Michigan white trash that sells low level nudes on the internet as “stories for her close friends” because I guess she likes showing her close friends what her ass looks like in leggings or a bikini as close friends tend to do….I know I’d prefer her to show us how inny of a vagina she as, maybe what color her asshole ring is, or something a little more interesting, like how many sharpies she can fit in her ass…but an ass shot, the gateway to a life in porn, for a white trash girl who was destined to work truck stops giving handjobs, but who instead was lucky enough to be cast in a Reality show for all of America to watch about little kids dancing provocatively, something Hollywood fucking loves….

I expect Jordyn Jones to eventually lose interest in dance, get fat and lazy, move back home, end up in line at Walmart while at risk for COVID-50, all missing limbs from Diabetes..but in the meantime, she hasn’t become that level of white trash, raised on fast food and cheese puff and soda like some backwoods trailer park hick, she’s all hollywood…for now…and probably for my lifetime…but eventually the world will end or Jordyn Jones will end…so remember these good times of showing off her thick dance ass you know how the stamina to fuck your dick off…

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2021

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini of the Day

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Don’t trust anything you see from Vanessa Hudgens. She’s a Disney created celebrity which means everything, including her leaked nudes that didn’t get her fired but probably should have got her fired at the time of the leaked nudes, because they were strategically leaked nudes and not actual leaked nudes, has been bullshit…

It’s all brain washing and manipulation…and now that she’s figured out instagram and how to use that Disney Audience to elevate her career, earnings, relevance, etc….and all it takes is some slutty content mixed with some fun content…and the occasional bullshit activism content because that’s how they manipulate the masses…because Disney, an evil Media Company, needs puppets to help push their agenda..

Luckily, I am blinded by all that with bikini pics and videos, that they are saying are throwback but reposted cuz she wants people jacking off to her in a bikini as all these women do.

She also posted this throwback from Spring Breakers

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2021

Jan

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I am not entirely a COVID denier, I believe it’s a real virus that is killing people.

I am just of the school of thought that we can’t escape death by hiding in the house, not going to stores or restaurants, or living actual life…

I get that they say younger people under 80 also die of the virus, but when I see that only 1300 people are in hospital, most over 80, most not going to die of it, I don’t see why I can’t go to a fucking bar and have a goddamn beer….and grab some titties..

The media push these POSITIVE test numbers like it’s a metric, when really they are testing people a fuck of a lot more and 99 percent of those people don’t die of the shit…

There’s a risk of living, we live to die, and we can’t really control that….all while hiding from COVID other shit could be going severely wrong with us…

So basically, not a COVID denier, just not someone. who cares about COVID killing off old and sick people…at least not at the level it is at…so until I see dead bodies on the streets, when the government decides to let us out of our homes, or our hell we call home….

So I am not subscribing to healthcare workers being heroes, it’s their job, what they get paid for and that doesn’t impress me…

I don’t call them FRONTLINE workers, because it discounts actual frontline workers legitimately risking their lives on the frontlines…while I don’t feel like healthcare workers are that.

Sure the parades and the praise they get is cute and all, but when healthcare workers are dancing, when people I know have been to the ER over the last 6 months only for it to be totally empty, on some ghost town shit, I tend to think we’re overhyping them.

More importantly, when they are finding time to selfie their nudes from work, it’s hard to really believe they are struggling or are overextended on work….

If anything, if there was a real threat, they’d likely not put their vaginas in the line of COVID infection hot-zones like the hospitals…but maybe that’s why people think the frontline workers are heroes…the kind of people that will pull their pussies out for attention even in the line of fire from the VIRUS…

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2021

Jan

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

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Heather Graham is not dead yet…she’s still alive and doing her best to remind people she’s alive.

I am sure Heather Graham is a celebrity I’ve jacked off to. I typically hate celebrities for being overrated, especially in this era of hotter chicks finding followers and relevance, forcing the celebs, like Heather Graham to take a stab at that whole instagram thing…pretty pathetic, but they all chase relevance..

But yeah, I’d be surprised if I never jacked off to Heather Graham, it’s been a long fucking time since she first hit the scene and Boogie Nights was a life changing experience in the 90s….she was really hot at the time….had big tits and a hot 70s bush…wore roller skates….I mean she was introduced to us properly…

I guess she was hot in other movies she’s been in…just one of those celebs who has been jacked off to a lot by a lot of people….

She’s in her 50s now, so a little less exciting, but from this bikini pic as she struggles with COVID knowing she’s approaching the at risk age group, she still looks good…Maybe the lack of estrogen and higher testosterone that happens with menopause, or maybe it’s her WILL to live and not be forgotten as some old bitch, even though she’s made her money, there is always more money to be made.

What I am getting at, is at risk of being called a racist, I’d take this 50 year old over J.Lo any fucking day…and that’s all I gotta say about that.

HOWEVER, I am also buying into the LIE, because I want to believe the lie, since I am sure this is photoshopped…and any 50 year old can be made to look good when her bikini pics are shot 3 miles away!

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2021

Jan

Harley Quinn Smith Booty of the Day

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I accidentally turned on Mall Rats the other day….

I hadn’t seen any Kevin Smith movies since the 90s when he was seen as some movie making god with friends like Ben Affleck.

The obese independent movie writing / directing hero who put out a bunch of trendy and “cool” movies of the era…..

The story is that he maxed out some credit cards when he was working at a videostore to flim CLERKS and run through the film festival circuit to get him noticed, or so they claim, assuming I remember his origin story right….

So despite being a video store working slacker into Comics and shit, he became hollywood, which means he didn’t have to stay a virgin forever, as money and fame get you pussy..

In getting pussy, he created his nerd daughter Harley Quinn Smith, who I think grew up with Lily Rose Depp and are BFFs, but that doesn’t matter.

What matters is that being under 25, means being a self producing smut producer, obviously at varying degrees of slut, in this case I’d say she’s a 2 on slutty 10, because there is an ass crack and some cleavage, but there is no fisting like the girls on reddit, I guess when you’re raised rich and a daughter of fame in Hollywood…she doesn’t need to get that raunchy for attention, she can set the slutty bar low…which is probably good since she’s not really very cute, but her trust fund tells a VERY DIFFERENT story.

Since you’re a bunch of nerds, her’s Kevin Smith’s nerd ejaculate in its adult form….unlike yours, it’s not in a jar next to your bed.