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2021

08

Jan

Stella Hudgens Titty Top of the Day

Stella Hudgens is a nice reminder that you don’t need to be a celebrity to live that celebrity life, you just need to be the sister of one….same life, same house, less pressure, more down time….you know the better way to live…it gave her time to grow her tits out..

If you have the choice to be the celebrity or to be the celebrity sibling…choose being the sibling….no one knows who you are or cares who you are but you can still use the last name to get free shit…a fucking win.

Here is her sister Vanessa twerking that ass

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2021

08

Jan

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Off is a great way to end the week, even though I have posts lined up for the weekend but getting on the computer on the weekend is an idiotic concept….but a brilliant concept is the on/off side by side….

I like to know what girls look like clothed and naked in one shoteven if all the girls uploading pics to the internet, even your mom, are photoshopping their shit..but I believe in the lie, since internet is life bro….especially when you know what these girls look like in person now that they are all jacking up their faces to look like their instagram photoshopped pics because they know the internet is a more important place for them amongst strangers than that whole real life thing….

The nice thing about on/off is that some girls look better clothed than nude and vice versa because life is unpredictable like that. It’s a roll of the dice man.

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2021

08

Jan

J.Lo Fucks a Pole in her Bathing Suit of the Day

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J.Lo is not fucking a Polish person as the title may imply, she’s literally rubbing her perverted old lady pussy up against some structure as girls who like to cum often do…the vagina, once it knows how to orgasm, and J.Lo has clearly figured out how to orgasm will all that fucking she’s done, is pretty easy to make get off quickly…I mean girls may have cum in the same room as you and you’d never fucking no…because it wasn’t because of you…

J.Lo irritates me because she’s one of those super star celebrities who people love to talk about like she matters because she’s got this huge fanbase and legacy….but at 50 years old with her pile of money she still needs to put herself out there instead of going behind the scenes because she’s an overachiever…its why she became J.Lo in the first place, you know instead of working a diner or a stripper pole to may rent money for her abusive boyfriend who plays video games all day…

She irritates me because she’s been pushing this “I am so hot at 50” nonsense which really is just fucking nonsense because she’s rich and has a team of people to make her look as good as she can…plus there’s all kinds of procedures these people don’t consider plastic surgery, despite it involving injecting plastic fucking fillers inside their faces and asses…and I guess I’m just not impressed or as easily impressed as all the people hyping her up like groupie fucks trying to motivate her to start an OnlyFans…

I just see an old pig of a human with all her money trying to be jerked off to and seen as hot…which really isn’t all that important in the world…I mean yeah, hot girls get further and have it easier but when you’re already done, you’re done.

So whehter we’d all fuck J.Lo’s fat ass or not even if it’s menopause is not the point, save some fucking bikini ass content for the new generation you “take everything you can” bitch….

I like how I wrote this to J.Lo….like it’s a personalized letter to her cellulite or something…

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2021

08

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I am here to support the FULL BACK PANTY because I remember when the propaganda machine started brainwashing girls into wearing thongs, despite every girl at the time thinking they were painful, uncomfortable, a good way to rip their asshole apart….not that I know if that’s really true, I mean women do tend to be dramatic, but I like to give them the benefit of the doubt when it comes to pain because they are wired to give birth so they should be able to handle a pair of underwear jacked up their ass like when you were the recipient of wedgies back in high school because no one liked you..

Point being, there’s some nice about the full back underwear, maybe it’s a throwback, I am old and it is nostalgic, or maybe girls have realized that wearing them is OK and nothing to be ashamed of…I mean a PANTY LINE is not that bad…choose comfort and not some shit they’ll pretend the PATRIARCHY made them do when most of the objectives of men involve removing PANTIES no matter what style they are, not judging a girl like a catty gay dude for the panties she’s chosen…I mean I’ve had encounters with my share of piss and period and shit soaked panties that were probably in circulation a few too many years and I didn’t care so I’ll assume most dudes wouldn’t care and if they do…they aren’t desperate enough – aim lower…we’re here…and we’re supportive of all panties in efforts to get them off.

So here is some female empowerment….

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2021

08

Jan

Faith Schroder is a Body Not a Face of the Day

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Faith Schroder is a Body not a Face…because that face is mangled which is why she’s wearing a mask.

Even better is her caption to this video about seizing the day, living your life to the fullest, loving and thanking god, because he’s got your back, I mean her name is FAITH and her Dad is a Trump Supporter, hence Jesus is in their life….

Plus, her skin looks like it’s in its 40s, because all these tweens getting BOTOX to fuck themselves up and make them their “hottest” and most “Instgrammy” look like shit…

I mean she should go by FAITH THROATER and work sucking back alley blowjobs outside the club at 3 am…but I guess nepotism and being raised rich, because despite her dad being useless and irrelevant, he was a massive star and made that TV money..

So here she is in her fitness gear looking hot bodied, which is really what it’s about.

Here’s Faith Schroder in her fitness gear

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2021

08

Jan

Hailee Steinfeld Sells Glasses with her Tits of the DAy

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I bet ya’ll are happy she’s not 14 like she was in True Grit when she got her start in the industry, and probably started to be sexualized by the industry…like she was Celine Dion when her Manager and Future Husband was mortgaging his house to make her famous..which worked out….so maybe sexualizing them at 14 when done right turns them into money making machines for decades…maybe that’s why Hollywood destroys these people…as their families willingly sign off like they are the parents of the kids in the Michael Jackson documentary that were more stoked MJ wanted to hang with their kids than the kids were because the kids knew what hanging with MJ meant.

Point being, I’ve recently decided that Hailee Steinfeld is hot and I guess this is some influencer shit or a campaign to push glasses where she’s looking hot, since I recently decided that I find Hailee Steinfeld hot.

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2021

08

Jan

Moon Bloodgood in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if Moon Bloodgood is Native, but her name sure as fuck is…and I guess if she was Native, we’d probably all know she was because it’d be an angle for her to get work, instead of being forced to post bikini pics at 45 years old…she is 45.

Her dad met her mom when she was not born yet, as these things tend to play out, but he met her mom when he was stationed in Korean, so she’s half Korean…

Her IMDB fucking boring and I haven’t seen her in anything she’s been in, but I don’t mind the bikini pics at 45, since she’s not some fat pure white pile of shit…or J.Lo despite being old she is basically irrelevant and that makes her more likeable.

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2021

08

Jan

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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For those of you who don’t know, Frog Butt is more than just a pose that French Bulldogs do on instagram while their parents are basically trying stage parent them into becoming influencer dogs by dressing them up like assholes…in exchange for no money because dogs don’t need money…they just sit around there trying to please their asshole parents…which is probably a similar motivation these people have, you know get in frog butt because it’s a pose that makes the ass look more round, dressed for the occasion, in hopes it goes viral, so that they can win at life, only they’re probably not doing it for any real money, more for the sake of doing it…which works for me, I’ll stare at random ass all day.

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2021

08

Jan

Brie Larson Fitness Ass of the Day

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I don’t find any celebrities that hot. On an objective level, I think they are all average at best and that’s not factoring their personalities, that’s just me looking at them in movies or on social media, because when you factor in their personalities, they are not even average at best, but rather a straight up pile of dog shit because to be a celebrity, you must have all the worst qualities a person can have…from the fake confidence to thinking you can do it, to finally getting that stamp of approval to validate that fake confidence, to getting overpaid for a lame ass job that they pretend is so fucking important, because that’s all part of the lie they push…you see ANYONE can act…ANYONE…it’s not a talent…whether you want to buy into the lie or not.

So I don’t think Brie Larson’s Oscar they bought her to line up bigger roles for her after a decade of sucking at the whole celebrity thing, but luckily had people to pay her rent over that decade, while normals have to get actual jobs….

So I don’t buy that she’s not, all these years later, because she works out to land those high paying acting gigs in action movies..

Obviously, the whole concept of fame has shifted as these idiots all try to be influencers for attention, devaluing them to influencer level, which is what’s happening.

I far prefer my celebrities to be exclusive, untouchable, unavailable…

When they start doing “Look at me shit” like a girl with a fat ass in your hometown deciding to get an onlyfans…it takes away any level of “important’ person from them….and reminds us how desperate and lame they are…

So here’s a desperate and lame Brie Larson..

Her ass in those shorts doesn’t even look good…like if you’re going to do this, learn the fucking roll, do some character research you idiot and get a better ass…

But even when she wins she’s a loser….

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2021

08

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I wonder if the pervert who invented fishnet stockings for prostitutes back in the 1800s knew they would be timeless classics….that girls everywhere who aren’t even prostitute would wear them….that High Fashion would make it ok for them to accessorize their Hilary Clinton looking dyke lawyer pant suit with a little racy hosiery….or that everyone on the internet would need outfits and props for their selfies to be the hottest version of themselves because of that whole second life shit is not your first life…

I am sure they didn’t predict that the economy would collapse, that lazy kids weren’t just for the rich and would funnel into all classes, that with inclusivity and diversity and things like sex positivity, they’d all be selling nudes to pay their rent instead of doing something that requires skill, training, effort, or being somewhere at a scheduled time, which is totally disrupting life…

I guess we have a lot to thank the inventor of Fishnet stockings for, because unlike the inventor of TV, Internet, Facebook, etc….he’s not the fucking devil trying to steal your fucking freedoms and life…he just wanted bitches looking their hottest and ready for a solid cocktease….to enhance nudity and to give it layers of mystery …how seductive.

I know I’m glad you can buy fishnets at the drugstore for under 10 dollars…because look at all these bitches in Fishnets.

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