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2020

Dec

Bella Thorne Christmas Lingerie of the Day

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I fucking love Christmas, I always have, I’ve wanted to swap this site into a Christmas Village where I just write about Christmas miracles all day…I listen to Christmas music all year round….I watch Chirstmas movies all year round…it may tie into my traumatic child hood…it may be my love of giving, as clearly I run a fucking charity here for you fucks…a not for profit…just for your mooch entertainment but I guess you remind me everyday how bad I am at business and content production and website marketing and monetization….a reminder I need day in and day out so that I don’t fall off an end up with a HIT…just one hit…I can live off for life…

I digress….as I digest….that in loving Christmas and being a pervert, not the typical pervert you’d find working mall santa jobs, but the kind of pervert that wants all adult women, even the old and the ugly, to be rocking crotchless holiday themed underwear for me to jack off to….you know merging two of my favorite things…Christmas and Pussy into a steady stream of clickbait content I want….yet this year has been weak on the Christmas sluts..which means we take what we can get and that happens to be Bella Thorne..the mainstream Disney star, turned “EDGY” OnlyFans girl who cashes the fuck in on her “LEWD” pics that aren’t nude enough to get her cancelled by the mainstream, but thanks to her insane popularity wouldn’t get her cancelled by the mainstream, because the mainstream needs the relevant girls who all happen to be sluts now…Yay…I mean I’ve been waiting for this forever…self produced porn pics are the reason I started the site, so seeing it so common is great.

So if anything, Bella Thorne is pushing the nude on the internet for fun and attention and money into the mainstream…she’s working for us, even if her own channel is pretty weak since she’s selling clothed content….

Soon all the mainstream celebs and influencers will be porn chicks,…selling pics of their buttholes when not making hit movies…but the porn chicks will remain the porn chicks who can never be the mainstream chicks because when you start at the top and work your way down, you’re ok, but if you start at the bottom, and being a porn chick is the bottome…working your way up is more challenging..

So basically, Bella Throne likes money and relevance and clout and part of her banding or edginess to be relatable and not some disney kid….is half naked…but her mom does it too so you know it’s a family that knows how it works…and are winning because of it…so the moral of the story is sluts always win!

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2020

Dec

Hilary Duff Bath of the Day

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Hilary Duff doesn’t get enough credit for burning through dudes harder than Taylor Swift, from fucking her homosexual ex-husbands hockey team during their initiation, because it was the only thing that got him off…you know ever since his initiation in the Pee Wee league when they sodomized him with that broomstick/hockey stick he’s loved the locker room…I mean that’s what I used to assume when Hilary Duff started doing Crossfit about 10 years ago and became built like a tank…a body a dude who takes it up the ass would like….

Anyway….after they split, she fucked her trainer, and a bunch of other dudes before settling on the most fertile of the bunch who has knocked her up twice, you know a baby factory to be a stage parent to, so that the cycle of child star to childstar is complete for whatever grown man groomed her when she first got her start….back when she was a kid…

I know people are into pregnant girls and it is MILF MONDAY and MILKY TIT MONDAY…so why not throw some pregnant celebrity MILF dudes are creepily obsessed with and have been for far too long…even if Hilary Duff for the most part is boring…she’s out here trying to get views in the bath, forgetting that nipples would make it better…so it’s a dip her toe into tits get hits, mom’s are still vaginas for dudes to want to fuck too, vaginas that Hilary Duff could have shown more of in the bath water you’d probably buy bottles of to drink, so bath pics without tits and pussy…a fail but I take what instagram gives me.

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2020

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I am a COVID hoaxer, so I am going to be the guy who dies of COVID as the other COVID hoaxers have, because there’s a big initiative by all world governments to take crazy measures to lockdown the people in their homes where they want us locked down…despite the survival rate….and the fact that the NURSES during a PANDEMIC are able to take time out of their day to capitalize on getting naked on the internet while nurses are seen as heroes and are trending at an all time high…..

Just last week, some nurse was outted as an OnlyFans girl, saying she did it to subsidize the shitty pay nurses get, but maybe there’s more to it than that…because since the Pandemic started I’ve been doing weekly posts on the “FRONT LINE”…being so scared of COVID they basically rub it up in their vag at work….

I get it, shitty job helping people, takes a certain kind of person into strong pensions, guaranteed work, after 2-3 years of college level schooling….and being naked turns you on, because you feel like you’re giving back…for that release..to cash in on COVID like everyone else…I don’t know..but it doesn’t look like much of a PANDEMIC when this is going down on the job….

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2020

Dec

Jojo Bikini of the Day

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It was Jojo’s birthday I guess and she decided to post an on beach in her underwear pic that we can assume doubled as one of her promo shots for Rihanna, maybe an outtake or a behind the scenes, who knows….celebrities are all influencers now forced to produce their own content and the content that works best is the nudes…so I am sure Jojo is stoked that she became an ambassador for Rihanna’s lingerie, because now she has a valid money making excuse for the lingerie pics…so it seems less about producing smutty clickbait and more about genuine work….it’s pretty obvious Jojo loves being a lingerie model more than any of us love Jojo being a lingerie model…but she does look good these days, maybe it’s the pandemic dick…eager for any pussy…or maybe it’s the fact that she’s got big old tits…who knows..this happened.

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2020

Dec

January Jones Bathing Suit of the Day

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January Jones is pretty boring, but she’s taken to instagram to get her hit of male attention by broadcasting her tits in various bathing suits despite being too old for bathing suits…not that she looks horrible in her bathing suit…she’s carried what made her famous in the first place into her 40s…it’s just funny that the out of work actress with the bastard child thanks to the baby daddy (Jason Sudeikis) disowning the kid or at least kept his identity secret and any visits they have had haven’t been captured by the paparazzi, so it is probably more of a no dad, mommy lets strange men cum in her to feel alive or at least like she did when she was first starting out in the industry…

Point being, bathing suit pics are the right pics to post to instagram, so this BOOMER figured it out…because she’s got all the time in the world to figure it out…you know since she hasn’t worked in years and still has more money than you losers..

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2020

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

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Self Proclaimed MILFs, which these women are, because they uploaded slutty pics of themselves to MILF fetish forums, because they think they are MILFs, and I assume the MILF fetishists out there encourage them, and they don’t realize that pervert dudes will encourage anyone getting naked to get them more naked, it’s a see how far we can go situation and the reason I’ve seen girls insert footballs in their vaginas…actual footballs…I like to use my manipulation tactics for weirdness rather than to get private jet rich, because I know what is important in life..

That said, these are those ladies who have babies and who may be over ambitious with their nudity because they don’t want to throw in the towel on being sexual beings that guys jack off to..they want to feel hot and wanted despite having ruined themselves with kids….or by aging…and the internet is the best place to live that dream out….but it’s too bad it took being a mom and losing all sense of hotness to determine getting naked on the internet is a fun thing. to do…it would have been smarter to do it before the baby ravaged them….but still nothing wrong with getting naked now…even if for comedic purposes and I guess some moms are hot, it is rare but it happens….so here are moms…

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2020

Dec

Bebe Rexha Booty of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is a big girl, who I guess is trying to be less big, like basically everyone since the Pandemic started and they found out that fat kills and that fat is for lazy fucks and that you don’t have to be fat if you just get off your ass and eat less….I have seen at least 20 or 30 people from social media, and I don’t really use social media, drop between 30 and 100 pounds since March, so…stop being fat fucks…being fat will kill you.

Anyway, as a fat man, I feel I am allowed to fat shame fat women, we’re in this together…it’s the same logic as the black people using the “n word” or gay people using the “F word”….no not “Fill my man pussy”….FAG…I AM TALKING ABOUT FAG…and the joke is that I use “n-word” or “f-word”….because people don’t want to be disresepectful…when they should just say the damn word…it’s easier to understand and it doesn’t mean you want to tie one up to the back of your pick-up truck like Boys Don’t Cry…Hilary Swank shit..

So here’s a fat old popstar who’s trying thanks to having success as a song writer and realizing she can get what needs to be got…and I guess in trying to be less fat she’s into gratituous fitness pant pics to showcase what her fat ass looks like when basically strapped together in shapewear, because she knows with 50 percent of the population being fat…there’s a fuck of a lot of chubby chasers fascinated by fat ass…even though getting a fat ass is not that hard to do…if anything it’s lazy…

SO, from this angle that fat ass is fine, I’ll look at it knowing it’s huge…but I can’t help be see that side fat, back fat roll, throwing off the whole fat ass experience that is hardly a sexual experience but more a “stare at a fat ass before it dies of a stroke” experience….which I guess can be jerked off to by ambitious masturbators..

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2020

Dec

Alexis Ren Pussy Flash of the Day

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This isn’t really a pussy flash, at least not if you expected to see her fat, beat up pussy lips, but she did rise up to fame with travel and adventure rich kid and “male model” Jay Alvarez, who has a SEX TAPE that involves him warming coconut oil in the kettle before eating some trashy influencer who looks like a porn chick’s pussy…

Anyway, Alexis Ren was apparently a dick shamer, meaning she told the world Jay, who basically created her by casting her as the “girlfriend” role in his internet content and together they went viral….slutty half naked girl doing wild things like jumping out of planes in stylized videos…the media ate it up and inspired 1000s of other sluts to try the whole travel influencer thing…only to end up on Only Fans selling butthole pics…because travel influencers need rich guys to finance them…

ANYWAY…it’s not quite her pussy but you can get a sense of how meaty and battered her pussy lips are and I guess that’s what you’d want from a bikini pic, even if it needs more asshole.

That’s about all I got on that.

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2020

Dec

Selma Blair Topless of the Day

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What Selma Blair lacks in breasts, she makes up in nipple, because that nipple is a pretty solid looking nipple, the kind you can hang Christmas ornaments off of in the event you can’t afford a tree, not to say Selma is less expensive than a tree, but if you happen to have her loitering around your house, you could put her to good use…not to mention she comes equipped with a cane, that may not be made of candy…it’s not all peppermint and Christmas and shit…it’s more a cane for her MS limp….but you can probably still use it the same why you use candy canes late Christmas even when your family is asleep, you know to fuck yourself up the ass….modern times motherfucker…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2020

Dec

Katie Holmes Titty Shake of the Day

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I was going to post this last week when all the Tom Cruise hype was circulating because he fake freaked out on crew for COVID related things as a publicity stunt because Scientologists don’t believe in COVID…and either do I….so it was for show..

I guess like Katie Holmes, I figured I’d mooch off a trending story….only unlike Katie Holmes, I would do it by posting her clickbait in a slutty top doing some stupid dance….almost looking hot, even though I was never a Katie Holmes fan, I didn’t watch Dawson’s Creek because I have a penis and I am not a loser who needs to listen to overwritten trash that looked like 40 year olds playing teenagers talking way too fucking much…life is boring enough as it is, I don’t need to hop onto boring ass storylines..

That said, this is probably the hottest I’ve seen Katie Holmes, I mean besides the Tom Cruise years when she was replaced with a robot, you scientology space aged shit….that I’ll assume she’s had a firmware update to, since she’s looking better than she did basically the last decade, but it could be the tits.

My only Katie Holmes story is that she was filming locally and I walked right by her, not knowing she was Katie Holmes, since she’s not that hot…and she didn’t even acknowledge my handsome pug, which is a litmus test to prove if a motherfucker has a soul…but I guess Hollywood people don’t have souls by default…so there’s that…

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