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2020

14

Dec

Weight Watchers on the Weekend Sunday of the Day

I think I overshot with this whole weekend update thing….I don’t bother writing them on Friday, my hands are broken and need to do nothing for two days, because idiotic a thing updating this site is, it’s a lot of fucking work…a sick obsession really…

But that doesn’t mean I didn’t have the images saved or the intention to post them..

We’re talking SKINNY GIRL Saturday, WEIGHT WATCHERS WEEKEND for the fatties, so you we aren’t seen as one of those NON INCLUSIVE sites, which we are not, I actually find fat chicks vile…then there’s SHOWER SUNDAY because if you’re going to celebrate showers, it might was well be on a SUNDAY because there’s nothing else to fucking do….and lastly…SWIMSUITS….just girls in swimsuits since they make everything better…

So here’s my one post for all four posts before I get into today’s NUDE celebrity nonsense…

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2020

14

Dec

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

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I think I overshot with this whole weekend update thing….I don’t bother writing them on Friday, my hands are broken and need to do nothing for two days, because idiotic a thing updating this site is, it’s a lot of fucking work…a sick obsession really…

But that doesn’t mean I didn’t have the images saved or the intention to post them..

We’re talking SKINNY GIRL Saturday, WEIGHT WATCHERS WEEKEND for the fatties, so you we aren’t seen as one of those NON INCLUSIVE sites, which we are not, I actually find fat chicks vile…then there’s SHOWER SUNDAY because if you’re going to celebrate showers, it might was well be on a SUNDAY because there’s nothing else to fucking do….and lastly…SWIMSUITS….just girls in swimsuits since they make everything better…

So here’s my one post for all four posts before I get into today’s NUDE celebrity nonsense…

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2020

11

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Obviously fat girls are into body positivity….They’re fat girls…and that’s all I have to say about that…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hailey Bieber’s Hot Bikini!
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Alexandra Daddario’s Pandemic Lingerie!
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Pia Mia’s New Boyfriend is a Yankee
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Anne Winters Bikini Posing
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Guy on the Rings Carrying Bikini Girl Between his Legs
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Addison Rae Gets Dirty
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Is Brooke Henderson the Answer? I think Paige Spiranac May Be Though!
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Tristan Thompson’s New Team Sends Khloe Kardashian Some Gifts
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Twerking into the Weekend
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Guy Runs Doom Using Potatoes!
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Twitch Streamer Amouranth Goes Out With Two Of Her Fans, Looks Very Uncomfortable
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Hot Influencer Can’t Spell
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Olivia Culpo Gets Festive
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Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman Poster for the Nerds
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Delilah Belle Hamlin Bikini Bod
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SpaceX Starship “Landing” Seen From Isla Blanca Park!
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Tickling A Squirrel Until It Starts Laughing!
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Climbing Girl…Doing Superhero Shit
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Kyrie Irving is Pretty Hilarious
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Sasha Pieterse Nude Tease
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Dolphins Get Very Interested In A Fidget Spinner!
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This Is What Cells Actually Look Like
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Upskirt Dancing Fail
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Trevor Lawrence and his Girlfriend had a Chiristmas Party
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Stella Maxwell Lingerie Catalog Shoot
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Firefighter Catches On Fire While Battling A Structure Fire Sherman Oaks, California
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Bridge In Thailand Collapses With 30 Miss Thailand Contestants On It
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Tommy ‘Tiny’ Lister, ‘Friday’ Actor and Wrestler, Dies at 62
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WAG Posing in Rihanna’s Lingerie
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Water Shoots Out Of Cut Down Tree Like A Tap!
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Kardashians ink deal with Hulu!
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Paul George’s Fiancee Daniela Rajic Celebrated His New Deal – She’s Racy.
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Renee Olstead’s Hot Booty!
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Indian Guy Does Not Like His Girl’s Singing!
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Seal Stares A Camera And Farts!
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Sister Act 3 is Confirmed
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Kim K’s Green Bikini
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Sean McVay’s Fiancee Veronika Khomyn Cheering on the Rams
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Olga is a Hot Nude Model!
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Taking Revenge From Scammers By Spamming Them With Memes!
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Pizza Stunt Goes Wrong, Pizza Boy Gets Hurt
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Abbie Chatfield Nip Slip!
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Tana Mongeau Skimpy Shirt and Nipple Piercing
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Kelly Gale’s Victoria’s Secret Catalog!
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Disney Has Reportedly Asked Gina Carano to Apologize if She Wants Her Own Spinoff
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Miley Educates Billy Idol
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The Best Breasts in teh Movies in 2020
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FKA Twigs is Suing Shia LaBeouf for Abuse and Giving her an STD
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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Bella Hadid in Fitness Sports Bra for Attention
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Who wore it better – Tisdale or Sampaio?
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Pia Mia Perez in the Park
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Amanda Bynes Grocery Shopping
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Kaia Gerber in Jeans
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Pregnant Rat COw has her Belly Out
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Ariel Winter in Sweatpants
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Dove Cameron in a Bra Top
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Hudgens on the Streets
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Lily Collins Feels it Coming in the Air Tonight
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Nudes in Movies….
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From stepSMUT!!

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Girls Being Girls!!
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Lena the Plug Threesome…Trash
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The Daisy Chain
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26 people Having a Shitty Day
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Xmas Dick Suck
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Big Titty Boyfriend Rider
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Nudist on the Bench
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Attention Whores
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Xmas Dildo
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Tiktok Huge Titty Jiggle
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Dildo In
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Merry Fucking Christmas
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Emily Right Talks Boobs
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Is her Pussy Big Enough
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Morning Stretch
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Daizy Cooper Masturbating
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Disgusting Tattoo Squirt
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Fuck Machine!
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Former Pornstar Veronica Does Snap Porn
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Small Boobs
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Alleged Diplo Gay Threesome
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Youtuber has Turned to Porn Sex Tapes
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Girls Flashing Pussy in Cars
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Double Dick Down
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They Say this is her First Time
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Sexy Athletes
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Sluts being Sluts!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

11

Dec

Sofia Richie in a Bikini of the Day

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I wasn’t going to bother posting these pics Sofia Richie posted of herself in a bikini, they new pics of an old trip, and who the fuck cares….

However, I already downloaded them thinking I was going to rant about how the entitled LA rich kid has it all figured out. Align with the Kardashians to launch into the world of AVON LADY life…pushing product on people who don’t need what you are selling because you are an influencer with influencer and they bow to you….instead of doing things that actually matter…because it’s fun to have people look at your ass on a social media platform owned by the devil himself….

The world is nuts, but when you’ve got Lionel Richie level money coming your way, I guess there’s no point in doing anything besides creating masturbation fodder for likes and follows, it’s fulfilling work….like downloading them and reposting them…only different…you see what I did there…called myself the lame one for calling her the lame one while downloading pics of her to put up here…I never claimed to not be a bottom feeder…I just think all these people should do better that they do since they have all the options available to them because I am an optimist with high hopes for the world…I mean not really…I have no hopes or expectations but from my outside perspective, I’d expect better than being a Kardashian….but these are people who idolize the Kardashians and the empire and power they have…they live amongst each other and it’s probably a joke amongst them….so obviously that’s their target…it’s just too bad that that is the world we are in…

Either way, the ass looks good, and not just because it looks like it ate Nicole Richie’s scrawny ass…I mean that’s a hot ass.

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2020

11

Dec

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Off flashing is the gamificaton of getting naked on the internet, it’s the show off your outfit, let everyone know what you look like clothed, but then in the VERY same image show them how edgy, wild and exciting you are, you daring cheeky little minx…it’s the thrill of getting feedback from getting nude online, obviously there’s some kind of dopamine release, maybe a little butterflies in their stomach….”oh I’m so naughty”….and well, I’m all for it. Any excuse to get naked and it makes for a helpful reference for anyone going on date with any of these girls. No surprises….so now it’s just a matter of making sure everyone’s profile pic, or at least everyone’s avatar after the government chips them to be scanned as they go back to their new normal of being a fucking chipped human…so that there’s no surprises for anyone….I guess what I am saying is that I like naked girls clothed to see the lies….even though everyone photoshops themselves and you can’t escape the lies….it’s fun and I like fun.

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2020

11

Dec

Jessica Simpson Titty Veins of the Day

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Jessica Simpson brought her big 40 year old Texan tits to the internet to show off how veiny they are I guess…it’s a fetish, they call it ENGORGED tits which usually means they are lactating, but sometimes they just look engorged and get slipped in for good measure, you know it all the lactacting porn sites….not that I am a milky tit expert, but I post girls who show off their milky tits on MONDAYS…not because I like it but because I find it weird that these women are so stoked on their milk filled tits…that they need to post selfies…it just confirms that they pull their tits out in public for exhibitionism and not for feminism…obviously..

I’ll watch….

The only interesting thing about Jessica Simpson is that when she’s 300 pounds or when Weight Watchers pays her 1,000,000 or more dollars to lose weight for a campaign, she always has big tits…so even if she was the bootleg Britney and Christina….third tier popstar…back when popstars weren’t rich kids on instagram…where she’d be the equivalent of the HAILEY BIEBER….to her Kendall and Hadids…she’s consistently had big tits and tits get hits…

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2020

11

Dec

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I think I write the same thing every week about full back panties, which is that they are panties too….

Not everything needs to be a thong…there’s sexy in all panties and panty lines and the whole idea that full back panties are shit is just propaganda…probably designed and created by the panty companies to make chicks feel insecure about full back panties so they swap out all their panties for more trendy options because capitalism and consumerism…even though everyone knows NO PANTIES are the best….except for the stains they leave on jeans…

POINT BEING….like BUSH before it, the FULLBACK panty is coming through, as girls celebrate them because they are ironic or different or fun, or maybe they realize “Fuck I was dumb to think a bald pussy in a thong is all dudes like, or the only way to be hot”….it’s all lies…dudes will fuck anything and if they are mad about your bush or your full back panties…then they are queers manipulated by the media you should not be sharing those things with….fact.

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2020

11

Dec

Claudia Marie Dream Girl of the Day

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Claudia Marie is the influencer we all need..

That’s the problem with the internet or the trends of the internet and I am a victim of it….I apologize, I mean I don’t, but in theory I apologize..

The problem is that the MOST BORING people are the ones who end up at the top of the food chain, so people like me post them but at least when I post them I call them out for being garbage, while actual media companies praise them for being amazing creatures….but like anything mainstream, it’s garbage…even when it’s sleazy, so what goes viral or what is partner just fucking sucks…I can’t even go on instagram anymore, it’s just a garbage platform…

But…the internet is still the internet and we CANNOT forget that…what drew me into the internet in the first place was the weirdos, because it was filled with weirdos and still is but sometimes we forget the important things!!

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Posted in:Big Boobs

2020

11

Dec

Rumer Willis Hard Nipples of the Day

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Rumer Willis will always be the thick jawed or hard jawed girl that acts as a beacon of Demi Moore’s insane amount of plastic surgery….

You know the “How did that crawl out of Demi’s cunt looking like that”…..sure it could have been the drugs, I will forever remember the WHIPPET 911 call that resurfaced the other day…you know the kind of rotted out cunt that has seen all kinds of dick just doesn’t have the uterus powerful enough to make gold…because it’s rotten…but what it actually comes down to is what you SEE is not what you get, DEMI rebuilt herself to be “hot”….BUT GENES don’t lie…

HOWEVER, Romer Willis has followed her mom’s lead and has actively tried to off-set her ugly with a fit body, some tits, and a new face that’s cropped out by her phone thankfully…

PLASTIC…the way nature, or her nature intended…

Her nipples are hard and she’s rich as shit thanks to her A-List parents being richer than god so she can spend her days being useless trying to be hot…

Garbage DAY is FRIDAY.

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2020

11

Dec

Dirty Rowan Blanchard of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of childhood this Rowan Blanchard girl had but I do know that the day she turned 18 she moved to NYC to do half naked shoots for instagram, you know to be all edgy and queer, the way her entire generation is, which makes it boring because mainstream is boring, if everyone is into it and everything becomes a HOSTESS TWINKIE MCDONALDS HAPPY meal, it becomes boring….even if their version of mainstream is edgy and half naked, it’s not authentic and a bunch of lame ass ducks are out polluting a beautiful thing of being an internet slut…a thing that’s been around for a long time…

SO…she’s doing some dirty shoot to be edgy, I see it as a step back from taking her Disney or Nickelodeon or whatever show she was on career, you becsause this is low hanging fruit bullshit girls do to get noticed, while this one’s already noticed…but I guess people are idiots and don’t really know how to navigate the world or distinguish the difference between porn being something to jerk off to, and porn being something to partake in….

Pretty fucking lame…but a mud covered bitch may be your fantasy, you know some hitchiker on a highway kind of thing and that’s probably what she’s trying to trigger in you….but I have a feeling she’s not trying to trigger anything, not that much thought goes into things…

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