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2020

Dec

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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It may be the holiday season and people may be working at half capacity but WET SPOTS don’t take vacations, even if they should…so here are some Wet Spots….in what I think is one of my worst posts that I keep revisiting week after week because I don’t like to just kill jokes, I like to play them out until they become weird, uncomfortable and gross…

The first Wet Spot was a joke…or a “that’s an interesting approach to content, he must be trying to go mainstream and get google approved with this kind of thing, you know break free from the porn umbrella I’ve been forced under all these years”….because nothing says “FACEBOOK FRIENDLY” like a bunch of stained panties..it was my way of making fun of the whole “top babes of instagram” type shit you see on clickbait sites that make millions…only I decided to KEEP doing it….and not because I like Wet Spots, but because I really don’t like Wet Spots, at least not when they are out of context, they look like they need medical help…or a shower…some HYGIENE up in here…

But as you know, when left to our own devices, where our penises take control of our rational thought processes, we are perverts and we end up with dirty stained panties in our mouth, loving the discharge because it came from a pussy….a horny or self cleaning pussy….so there’s a level of potentially hot if in the right mood….but they just aren’t that photogenic…or maybe the girl getting in on “Look how wet my pussy is” by taking pics and uploading it for attention….is not the hottest out there…so the wetspot is diluted by the fact they are nasty…

I don’t know why I do it, but I do it and here it is.

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2020

Dec

Girls Gone Wild – Destroy Hotel Room and Other Videos of the Day

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Brazilian Cop Holds Other Cop at Gunpoint

Punishment for Anti-masker

Idiot on an Old Timey Bike (penny-farthing) Fails

Xmas Tree Burns!

Indoor Skate Trick Breaks Collarbone

Cameraman Fail

Icy Road Fail

Air Conditioner Install Fail

Cat has Killer Badminton Shot

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2020

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just watched video of a stripper licking a stripper pole….COVID doesn’t exist…

I had a dream, and yes, I hate when people tell you about their dreams, like who gives a fuck about your subconscious, even when the people trying to tell me about their dreams are people I like, which is rare, since I hate everyone…and since “I had this dream last night” is usually a catalyst for me hating that person I may not hate yet….but I had a dream last night where I was forced into doing Stand Up Comedy, something I’ve never had any interest in doing but would probably be good at, but find a nightmare of a thing to do, even though I’m an absolute riot…and in my dream, I crafted the perfect fucking joke….I don’t remember what it was about, maybe porno generation, maybe woke generation, but the punchline was amazing…and I woke up laughing thinking…”that was good, that’s the kind of joke that really puts you on the map”…..only I forgot it 3 minutes later….I blame the hangover….

But in conclusion, I am funny in my dreams and don’t remember those punchlines in my awake state, so you get to deal with unfunny content all day, not that you read….reading is for losers…it’s about watching YOUTUBE videos and making amateur Youtube people millions of dollars instead of me.

What I am saying is that it’s unfortunate that I can’t record all my thoughts, worse as I get older, in part because of alcoholism, but at least big tech and evil corporations and the government are recording my every thought for me….thanks guys!

Here are morning links…

Golfer Blair O’Neal Gets a Workout In…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Holiday
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Emilie Payet is All Natural and Naked
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RIP Lindsey Vonn and P.K. Subban
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Alexander Wang is the Latest Harvey Weinstein
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Sister’s Fart Runs Book Report
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Blake Griffin Left Game Against the Warriors After Getting Rocked by a James Wiseman Elbow
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Meg Burton is in Bed
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Noah Cyrus in Fishnets Singing Christmas Songs
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Does a Kate Upton Throwback
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Lil Pump is Banned!
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Fan Reactions to Luke Skywalker Return
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2020 Curling World Champions
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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2020

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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A hooker I know is fucking 10 dudes or more a day and she’s not dead of COVID….

The world is nuts…and I really feel like we are a bunch of distracted idiots focused on the wrong fucking thing….as the media controls us through their puppet mastery…and as China moves into takeover America…and as robots are being designed to take our jobs…leaving us pretty fucked….but more importantly…what the fuck are TRIGGER WARNINGS…

Tigger Warnings are the dumbest thing the internet has brought us. I saw that Halsey was in trouble for crying for attention with her bullshit eating disorder and her “TW” on her pic wasn’t sufficient of a trigger warning for people…who tried to drag her because of it..

Trust me, I don’t like Halsey, or believe in her attention seeking that has worked well for her, or in her eating disorder, she’s not skinny enough to make that claim….but the fact we are expected to put trigger warnings, for people who aren’t triggered by the content, but rather by whether the trigger warning was sufficient for those who are triggered by it, but since they are triggered by it, they’re in the bathroom puking in the fetal position not able to cry about how the trigger warning wasn’t enough, so the same heroes who tell you how to gender people, because they are the experts are now saying who to put warnings in front of your content…like it’s a fucking Rated R movie….

Get the fuck out of here..

When I see trigger warnings on Netflix shows about suicide, or on documentaries about racism, I have to ask whether we are that pathetic and weak, and we are….EVERYONE IS A FUCKING VICTIM BABY LOSER FUCK…

It’s too bad…because I am a firm believing in body shaming, cyber bullying and all the mean shit of the internet that make us stronger as a people….this coddling babies who play the victim card needs to end….whether that’s by their own hand via sucide cuz they can’t hack it in life…it’s too hard…or not is irrelevant…but go back to only the strong survive and a motherfucker who has a meltdown to a pic on IG is clearly not the strung….DARWIN where you at bro?

Then there’s the whole normalizing trans thing, or the whole Harry Styles wore a dress in Vogue because he’s edgy, like Kurt Cobain didn’t wear dresses in the 90s, like it’s been done losers get your own fights to fight…faking drama and trauma while the government and corporations track your every move on your phone you are addicted to but no one seems to care….SCARY…

BUT WHAT DO I KNOW….I just know steplinks…so Here are some stepLINKS as society collapses into a genderless mess…but at least COVID made 50 billionaires…28 in China…thanks COVID for the good times you 99.9% survival rate fuck…

Here are stepLINKS..

Paige Vanzant Ruins a Tank Top doing an Egg Challenge!
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Bella Thorne in a Skimpy Bikini
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Olivia Munn in a Bikini for her Vacation!
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Lindsey Vonn and PK Subban Call it Quits
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The 10 Most Linked IG pics of 2020
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Yoga Girl Harassed By her Car
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Halsey Posted a Trigger Warning Topless Pic
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Alexis Ren is Showing off her Curves
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Chargers Cheerleader in a Bikini
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Lucy Hale in a Skimpy Bikini
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Gal Gadot Buys 5 Million Dollar Malibu Beach Condo
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The Life of the Party
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Rita Ora is a Sexy Snow Bunny
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Anne Winters Looking Hot in front of the Christmas Tree
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Shares a Couple of Smoking Hot Kate Upton Throwbacks
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Pharma Bro Gets Some….
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Nic Cage in a Superman Suit in 1997
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Saudi Man Uses Car to Put out Fire
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Girl Gets CURVED – Whatever the Fuck that Means…
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Josephine Skriver is Hot in a Magazine!
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Willow Shield’s Is in a Bikini
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Russian Sports Reporter Upset With Lack of “Breasts and Buttocks” in Today’s Figure Skating
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Simp Meets Internet Crush – Weird Interaction!
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60 FPS Upscaled Footage of Victoria era England
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Snake Disrupts Sleeping Mother
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The Worst Things a Structural Engineer has Seen on the Job
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Girl Involved in a Double Stacked Cliff Dive – which is Like a DP but Different…
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Salma Hayek is Still Amazing and Hot on the Beach
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Hot Nude Model Esther Rodriguez
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Racecar Driver and Model Lindsay Brewer Sports a Bright Yellow Bikini
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Streamer Finds Out He’s Losing Hair – Goes Nuts
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Thief Tries To Steal A Car, Owner Shows Up Armed And Ready!
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Dude Demos Weird Way to Shave Beard
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They Call This Chlamydia Statue
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Pink Haired Model in her Underwear
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UFC Octagon Girl Brittney Palmer Named Ringcard Girl of the Year
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Huge Group of Bird on Powerlines Blow Out the powerlines
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Work Boy – the Game Boy Add On!
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Cat Messing with Dude Trying to Build Shelves
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Johnny Manziel Has Been Keeping an Eye on Le’Veon Bell’s Baby Momma Cherise Sandra
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Caylee Cowan in a Naughty Christmas Shoot
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A Group of Nude Models Underwater
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50 Million Dollar Gaming Compound
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Insane Downhill Biking!
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Everything Streaming in January
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Powerful Watergun
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Jessie J is Not Dead or Deaf…
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Hailey Steinfeld is Hot in Plaid
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Top 7 Celeb Twins Naked in Movies Together
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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Pregnant Katharine McPhee Pregnant in a Dress
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Eiza Gonzalez Walking
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Madison Reed in a Tight Dress
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Alycia Debnam-Carey in Legs…
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Mylene Klass in a Tube Top Outfit…
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J.Lo and A-Rod in Leggings….
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Josephine Skriver in Harpers Bazaar
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Sofia Pernas & Justin Hartley Get a Delivery
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Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini…
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Ashley Benson in a Trench Coat…
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Lana Del Rey is Fat…
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Lindsey Pelas Ass Out in a Thong….
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Celebs Nude in Movies…
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From stepSMUT!!

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Buttplug Challenge
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Big Boob Reveal
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18 people Having a Shitty Day
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Weird Hobby
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They Call This ALL FILLED UP
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Flexing on the Haters
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Dildo on Stool
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Hot Girl on her Dildo
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Mistakes were Made….
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Pussy Wink…
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Cum hater in the Gangbang
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Pussy pass Denied
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Proud of her Gape
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Sonder Woman Themed Weirdness
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Thing High Pussy Flash
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Power Tool Ingenuity
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Winter Coat Flasher
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Reddit Amateur Flashing her Tits
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Santa Themed Pussy Flash
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Nude Model Stacy Cruz
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Clear Dildo Twerk
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Just a Bunch of Amazing Random Shit
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Christmas Pussy Reveal
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Beer Tap of the Day…or Shitty Beer Tap…>Depending on your Flavor Profile…
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Christmas Diddler
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Girlfriend of the Month
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Humping Big Titty Reveal
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Renee Olstead’s Nude Xmas Shoot
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Sluts being Sluts!
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2020

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Skimpy Bikini of the Day

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I don’t find Bella Thorne that hot, but she’s got a good body and she posts scandalous enough pics for her instagram, probably not scandalous enough for her only fans, but that doesn’t mean losers aren’t buying the content because we are all trained consumers and we’ve finally reached the critical level of capitalism, where we are busting out credit cards to be duped by locked content…but it’s all about the monetization, getting as rich and being as relevant as possible..and Bella Throne is the top of the food chain…probably because she had that Disney celebrity to start her off, as people are drawn to actual celebs, but mainly because she figured out the simplicity of social media content, and did it by connecting with the top of Youtube, integrating herself into their gossip and drama so that people would be interested in what she was up to…and she’s getting paid..which is what all these people are all about…but that doesn’t change the fact that she always looks like she smells, or that she thinks fucking porn chicks is amazing because they are professionals, when I’ve always said “leave the porn chicks to fuck themselves, while we’re over here not fucking the porn chicks”….you know you’ve alway been able to pay porn chicks to fuck, but it takes a real loser to actually save up and do it, becasue porn sex isn’t any better than real sex, if anything porn girls are so blown out the average man won’t feel shit…but since porn is as mainstream as youtube…these idiots who grew up on it find it hot, not gross, and don’t realize porn is meant to be a handbook in what you want to get the non porn girls in your life to do, but since everyone is doing porn sex, I guess all the lines are blurred and really this is about Bella Thorne’s hot body in a bikini from the pussy vantage point..like she’s about to piss on us…the way you simp fucks paying for her only fans content probably like it..

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2020

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I support small tits, both in my hand and in my mouth, and I guess in photos because here’s a whole gallery of small tits to remind you that small tits, like their bigger counterparts, are fucking amazing and girls with small tits need to embrace and love their small tits, instead of hacking them up and turning them into their bigger counterparts, because there is more to a girl that her tits, she’s got an ass, a body, a pussy, a mouth, hands, feet, basically so many other things about her to cum on….and MORE importantly, small tits have a level of perk, attitude, personality like big tits do too, they are just more manageable, and thus better.

I like big tits, all tits, TITS, but I like to CHAMPION small tits because girls who have small tits need to be reminded that they are great…Their tits not them because most people are inherently garbage…but their tits make them more tolerable.

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2020

Dec

Dua Lipa Braless of the Day

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Dua Lipa is the plus sized model, too big to be a model, at least that is who chose to become a youtuber instead, doing the cover song thing that people did to go viral by mooching off people who were searching the original song and those views are a currency when looking to go viral, because the lazy mainstream follow the views..and think the views are more than just showing tits…

Either way, she’s in a tight stripper dress, tits out, because if you make the origin story about being too fat to model, you best have tits as far as I’m concerned….so she’s got the tits…tits anti-vaxxer Anwar Hadid sucks on like they are his mommies…because rich brats collect nice things…like her tits…

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2020

Dec

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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The Ratio is Science. Girls with a hip that is bigger than her waist is scientifically more appealing to men than girls who are boxy as fuck. It’s been proven and you can’t argue it, so fuck off…

So the internet of “WOKE” pains in the ass who are normalizing the pronoun “they” so that we no longer have genders because Caitlin Jenner lost his damn mind and cut his dick off for attention, the athletic hero was tired of being the backseat dweller to the rest of his family and had to do something dramatic….he needed a hook and now everyone is trans, raising their kids trans, or genderless, it’s almost by design that they don’t want anymore breeding, or men and women….eventually even you will call yourself THEY…

So humans, when left to their own devices, get lost in their own bullshit, buy into hype and marketing and are idiots about it….when SCIENCE has all the answers…

So body positivity, no more body shaming, plus sized everywhere as we celebrate all defects because it’s the right thing to do….can’t beat out the waist to hip ratio…because Science…and stupid humans and their stupid ways can’t negate that….

So here’s some ratio..

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2020

Dec

Sarah Hyland Splits of the Day

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Sarah Hyland freaks me the fuck out because she looks like a senior citizen or like some primordial dwarf…she’s built fucking weird….and to find her hot would require a fetish in and of itself…..

She’s got some sort of genetic condition that has required at least two Kidney transplants, which is pretty fucking serious if you think about it….you know it’s allowed her to come face to face with death, all while looking like some premature baby who never developed…

What she brought out of that health crisis, is being that over sexual theatre kid weirdo that should weird you out…and seeing her being all horny, talking about masturbation, basically humping the fucking floor in her bikini, twerking for her tree, sitting with her tits out, despite not being hot…but I guess being a whore like all other whores who think she’s hotter than the weird freakish thing she is thanks to being cast on a hit TV show all those years and having that fan base and a series of “YES” men around her because they want to be so close to a star…including but not limited to her gay fiance..who probably fucks her for the perks and is able to fuck her because she’s built like a 12 year old boy….

Terrifying..

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2020

Dec

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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One of the best things about COVID is that women went crazy on their activewear, not that they weren’t already nuts on the activewear, I mean if I ever went to a grocery store or basically anywhere pre-COVID, tight pants were being worn and they have been for well over a decade since the leggings made their comeback in 2010 thanks to American Apparel and Lululemon….

But now, for the sake of consumption, all the activewear brands that have had their banner or breakout year are making more and more advancement in tight pant technology….

Plus there’s the whole social media thing, where girls need to post pics of their asses in their best condition, or best form, which as we all know happens when squeezed into tight pants….

So that is why we celebrate tight pants posted to the internet this past week, I mean that and the fact that you can see full pussy definition most of the time tight pants have been worn, making them the best kind of pants, because anything that allows us to see pussy is a win.

So whether you’re into ass or pussy in tight bottoms, here’s the tight pant round-up….

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