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2020

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Having been on the internet all these years with my own website, I have seen so many huge billion dollar companies come out of the woodwork and I’ve kicked myself for wasting my time uploading Lohan pics instead of taking advantage of some of those obvious platforms I could have potentially launched…like Only Fans….but the real fail was that my life is doing nerd shit like updating websites but I have zero tech knowledge or nerd friends…and missed out on Bitcoin when it was 1 dollar…I mean even I could have stole 1000 dollars from my fat wife….to buy 1000 bitcoin that’d be worth 30,0000,000 today…but that’d put a total damper on my loser life I’ve created for myself, like being worth millions would take away the fun in being a degenerate loser looking at celebs for the trash they are while not being able to keep up with their blessed rich fuck lives…you know…if I wanted to be worth 30 million dollars, there would be no Drunkenstepfather.com and that would make you cry…

I guess what they say about thoughts, being intentions, being future actions is true…winning isn’t as fun as winning at losing…or some shit…you gotta think low level to be low level and thinking low level is peaceful….

That said, I’ve been here assuming Santa’s gender for basically all my fucking life…the outrage we will all feel when they decide to make him a they…..

Going into NEW YEARS EVE remember that despite the struggles of 2020, with pandemics and lockdowns and maybe losing your jobs or loved ones…because people did die of COVID just ask that Gilligan’s Island actress…..all while not being able to profit off COVID because it isn’t an option for everyone…while the government tells you to stay safe, to shut down your businesses, to work from home if you have a job, or live off unemployment while trying to find a job, and the only jobs are those in what you’d assume were COVID dangerzones like grocery stores….and while they cancel christmas and enforce the whole mask thing…plus all that other COVID regulations they are implementing as they instil fear and uncertainty in all the people who listen…

Celebrities and politicians are still on Christmas vacation in tropical places….so there is HOPE yet…

I don’t believe any year is a good year….pandemics or not…it’s all the fucking same….just like my stepLINKS…all the fucking same….one of those if you keep doing the same thing and expect different results you’re insane…like stepLINKS all years are the same…I’ll put that on a T-Shirt no one will buy…nice.

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Kylie Jenner is BUSTING out of a Bikini Top
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Eleonora Incardona Coming in Hot From the Maldives
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Elle Fanning Looking Hot and Busty in a Tight Fetish Dress
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Demi Rose Nipple Pokies
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Girl Shows Ninja Skills
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Chrissy Teigen in a Swimsuit Show
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Tyga Hired Jane Soul to Lick the Stripper Pole and it’s Amazing
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Blair O’Neal Gets in a Workout at Home
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Luke Skywalker’s Return Makes Fans Tear Up In Joy!
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This Is What A $600 Meal For 1 At One Of America’s Most Expensive Restaurants Looks Like
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Bella Thorne in a Skimpy Bikini!
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Girl in Shorts Failing at some Dumb Shit
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Chanel Westcoast in a Hot Football Themed Shoot
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Chicago Sports Chick Taylor Mathis Brings the Heat on IG,
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Octopuses Seen Punching Fish Hunting Partners!
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Police Arrest Son Who Committed Grand Theft Auto, Karen Of A Mother Keeps Shouting!
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Dancing Bird
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Gal Gadot Doing Hot 80s Things
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Hot Lingerie Model in Lingerie
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The Bills Will Have Fans in Attendance for Wild Card Game
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The Best Of What The Internet Had To Offer In The Year 2020!
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Alexander Wang accused of drugging and assaulting models
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Twisted Tea Smack Turned Into An Epic Remix!
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Bikini Girl Spits beer on an Asshole
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini!
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Nude Model Meg Burton in Bed
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Book Report Gets Ruined By Sister’s Huge Fart!
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This Guy Knows The Three Things That Make A Woman Happy!
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Lil Pump is banned by JetBlue for refusing to wear mask
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Here’s How UPS Drivers Are Trained To Safely Deliver 21 Million Packages A Day!
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Carson Wentz Can Pay the Eagles $20 Million to Trade Him
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Robot Dancing to Terrify You
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The Office star Angela Kinsey has Covid
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Nude Model Emilie Payet is ALL Natural
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Noah Cyrus Sings Blue Christmas and is in Fishnets
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Rockets’ Christian Wood Signed a $41 Million Contract Years After His Girlfriend Left Him When He Went Undrafted
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Amy Schumer is a Monster in Swimwear – Do Better Pig Bitch
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Addison Rae is a Fat Chick
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Girl Squirts on Sleeping Guy’s Face
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The Worst kind of Walk
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Her First Squirt
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2020

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld in a Bikini of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld posted this picture of her in a bikini, which leaves a lot more than it should to the imagination, but in an era of every girl selling pics of her asshole, I like to think that’s a good thing, you know a friendly tease to let us know she owns a bikini, wears bikinis, but if you want to see her bikini you need to sign up to her $9.99 a month fan site….I mean not really, but it is coming to that, where even high paid starlets like this are on the upselling slutty content to the dudes of the internet willing to pay…it’s weird seeing people who aren’t porn chicks or nude models hopping on the nude model hustle…but i guess being nude is empowering, addictive, exciting, a dopamine release…so maybe all girls are nude models on the inside, just waiting for a chance to get nude….it’s the whole “EVERYONE HAS A PRICE” situation….

Not that Steinfeld is that low level yet, she’s likely not selling nudes but her bikini tease is really a tease from this angle, I can’t see shit I normally look for in a bikini pic…like pussy definiton….but for whatever reason, I like it because everyone is so overly sexualized, bikini pics are now wholesome, and bikini pics like this are modest, on the mormon level of bikini pic despite being a “thirst trap” bikini pic….and modest is the hottest…it leave something for the imagination or to get excited for….once you put your butthole out there…it is forever out there…like how I always tell porn chicks to not do anal on the first day on the job, build up to that, you’ll get paid more and clearly all these people care about is strictly money….so be smart about it…COCKTEASE…..it’s a marathon not a race even though every day a woman lives past the age of 21….she gets uglier and uglier…it’s a race against time motherfuckers…

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2020

Dec

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I’ve been looking at pussy wedgie’s for as long as I can remember, I’ve always been a fan, even when they were on fat moms in pants that were too tight for them….because Pussy Wedgies are a wonderful…they allow us to get a glimpse into the lives of a pussy, maybe even give us a hit on how meaty said pussy is, and with tight pants being everywhere, everyone has a pussy wedgie waiting to be stared at, these girls just like to advertise their pussy wedgies because they are either trying to sell nudes, or trying to get attention or followers and that’s ok….they are far less annoying than rich and famous people doing the same thing….because Pussy Wedgies are more and more popular with girls having given up their tits freeing the nipple, already exhausted showing off their asses in YOGA pants and need that next level of cleavage to seduce men…and it’s much needed now more than ever….since dudes are going around as girls…you know the pussy wedgie keeps things less confusing…HOWEVER amazon sells tranny inserts for their tranny underwear to have a tranny pussy wedgie too…so I guess we’ll just have to trust our pussy wedgie instinct….based on the 10,000 hour rule…I’m confident in my pussy wedgie deciphering skills.

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2020

Dec

Jordyn Jones in a Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is some Kalamazoo Michigan trash that I like to assume will end up 300 pounds and missing a limb from Diabetes after her white trash genetics and eating habits catch up with her, but until then, she’s a famous from being a child dancer on a show about child dancers, because reality TV allow white trash from Kalamazoo Michigan to partake in their antics as they cast CHILDREN as DANCERS…

She’s managed to turn 18 and has a following on social media, so she naturally decided to release shitty music, I mean when everything is made on a computer, anyone can be the frontman for a band, MILLI VANILLI so ahead of their time….plus when you’re a lame ass dancer, because dancing is stupid, it makes your shitty music more tolerable as you do stripper moves and twerks….

Point being, she sells access to her close friends IG stories, where she poses in her bikinis to get paid, you know subsidize that popstar, influencer, reality star money selling jerk off material the way nature intended…

I mean since she’s Kalamazoo Michigan based, I guess that’s better than doing opiates you found in a puddle outside Walmart..and she’s not 300 pounds yet, not some AMY SCHUMER looking thing in a bikini, so I’ll keep lookin’ until that inevitable future happens….

It’s funny all celeb, influencer, fringe celeb, model, nobody trying to be somebody, self produced content is SLUTTY, porny and thus amazing.

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2020

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed being illegal in most places is a nice reminder of how we are idiots who let the government make decisions for us, like they are our babysitters or some shit, despite thinking we are free.

Weed, if you’ve ever smoked it, and I fucking hope you have, is probably the most laidback and easy going “drug” around….

It’s even nerd and ADD autistic weirdo friendly if you’re not some overly anxious paranoid freak who saw REEFER MADNESS too many times and thinks he’s going to be taken fully off the rails by the weed….

All it does is chill you out, level you out, make food taste better, sleep better, pain better…it relaxes you….

But the government moves in and says “this plant that ya’ll can grow in your backyard for free and smoke it when you harvest it is the devil’s lettuce and the fall of society, so we will lock you up for decades when you are caught with it, despite it being a FUCKING plant, and here take this alcohol that we tax and have made illegal for you to brew at home, because we can’t have you making your own booze, we have money to make….and here’s your fast food, your genetically modifed corn from Monsanto, and everything else that they push on us….even cigarettes….but this plant that she’s the devil”….get the fuck out of here…LET US LIVE…

Anyway, like any “subculture” or “hobby” where there are dudes comparing notes on vapes, bones, strains, etc….there will be groupie chicks posing naked for those dudes to monetize their shit….

Not that smoking weed is this exclusive club, everyone should be doing it, but the weed nerds are an exclusive club who take weed far too seriously, but because of that weed girls pull out their tits….

Some of these weed girls look like they smoke too much weed…you know they look like munchies…but I’m ok with that cuz I just like nudity even when I don’t love the source of the nudity…the nudity itself outweighs the person getting nude…even if the person getting nude looks like she weighs a lot…

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2020

Dec

Bella Thorne Nipple Ring of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a very important content producer who was lucky enough to be sold off by her sex worker mother, who probably wasn’t a straight up sex worker back then, but more a suck dick to pay rent kind of girl, or suck dick to get her girls in Disney TV shows, I don’t know, I wasn’t there…I just know that those life skills her mom taught her about using her sexuality to seduce idiot men into giving her what she wants has proven to be a huge asset to her…which is why I’ve always told my sex worker friends that they understand the world better than most women working their 9 to 5, and if they weren’t dying of AIDS or if their vaginas didn’t close up from the HPV warts, they should totally teach that to their offspring that they didn’t leave in the trash at a truck stop when they thought they were dealing with the consequences of bad burritos not being a whore….you know assuming Child Protective Services didn’t take those kids away from her…

ANYWAY, Bella Thorne is lucky that she had a whore mom, that she got her start on Disney, which is the most mainstream possible you can go…giving her a solid foundation to build her empire off of…and all it took was working with Youtubers who are so HUNGRY for mainstream success that they’ll hang with anyone actually famous…despite being the real money makers thanks to Youtube….they know their fame is a joke that buys them mansions but a joke nevertheless…

More importantly, she’s followed her mom’s lead and is dipping a toe into the selling nudes, that aren’t actual nudes, but that are “hollywood” nudes so she can keep working in the industry, and it’s all so exciting because we occassionally get to see her tit in 1000 dollar bras…a tit that I doubt is real, but nothing is real, so we’ll take it…

This is actually more hardcore than any of the shit she’s sold to suckers on OnlyFans to date, despite having made millions with the platform….

I respect her hustle, even if she looks slimy, like she smells like feces and porn pussy, but she’s winning at all she does because the internet is filled with idiots and that’s clever, more clever than the celebs who think they are too good for social media, who only now are jumping into it to save their careers, instead of doing it because they respect their fans and want to provide them with a look into their lives, because celebs are money chasing, grubbing, pieces of narcissistic shit that don’t really get it because they think they are too important for it…while Bella knows best….TITtIES

Here she is showing off some ass…

Looks good to me…

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2020

Dec

Josie Canseco Bikini Top of the Day

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Josie Canseco is the hot daughter of Jose Canseco who was named after Jose Canseco because pro athletes are fucking trash, but they have a lot of money, especially when celebrated as much as Jose Canseco was all those years he was bro….I mean anyone naming their daughter after themselves is on a level of narcissistic weirdo that you’d expect from someone who was likely praised for being a star their whole life coming up to the pros, only to enter the pros and be rewarded by everyone, never really needing to grow up, allowing them to blow through money in stupid ways because they made it so fucking easily….it’s a good life that pro athlete life…

Josie Canseco, along with fucking the Logan Paul youtube brothers for clout, looks pretty fucking hot as she takes a cue from her mom, who was a hooters waitress before being impregnated by her dad after she wrapped her legs around him like Drake’s baby momma did and made him make that heat of passion decision many men have had to take “do I just blow load in her or not, because I know the creampie is the romantic place to bust, but also I’m a target and if this bitch can get pregnant she will, I mean even if I was using a condom she’d likely flip it inside out, but I like her tits, she’s a hooters girl after all, maybe we’ll have a hot kid, plus I have all this money, I might as well invest it into pussy cuz I like pussy”…..kind of thing….

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2020

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Every day is about working out as far as I’m concerned, even if I am a fat fuck, I am able to realize that I am on a slow drawn out suicide because I don’t take the time to eat well and exercise…or quit drinking….

BUT I saw this hilarious stat that 64% of kids that are gay, bi, transgender are obese….because they are mentally unstable as obesity is a sign of unstable, emotional trauma, so obviously the fat loser who hates himself is going to identify as something people are celebrating now, to justify their difference, or to divert attention from being fat….but I guess it could be deeper rooted than the GUT to BRAIN corelation, but maybe hormonal all because people eat dog shit food instead of real healthy food…fuel your body right motherfuckers….and WORKOUt…

SO HERE ARE a bunch of girls who workout showing off their workout bodies…some fatter than others but at least they are trying…you see you don’t need to be a ripped fucking bro with your SWOLE on to get GAINS…you can just do the bare minimum to live longer and better…and there is no better way to celebrate fitness than looking at sluts….plus the fatter you get the more chance of becoming a gay tranny…so watch out…hit the fucking jumping jacks bro…

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2020

Dec

Sara Sampaio Panties of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is the average at best looking Victoria’s Secret who managed to escape the wonderful fishing boat she lived on off the coast of the Azures, to become a top paid model, despite not being that hot…I don’t know how they do these castings, but this one looks like a hairy faced troll….and the MOST annoying thing about her is that she’s actually pretended to be offended or violated or some other bullshit a few years ago because a magazine she posed nude for published the nudes despite her signing off to the nudes before realizing she’s a good Catholic girl who may work in her underwear all day, but sure as hell doesn’t show tit cuz that would land her in hell or give us something to actually jack off to…you see, if this “top model” was spreading her asshole so hard it would look like she was attempting suicide by ripping herself in half…I’d be all about it…but instead it looks like a mom on Christmas day in the Kitchen making Christmas pancakes….or whatever the fuck they eat in Portugal…you know Pastel de nata….right?

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2020

Dec

Rowan Blanchard Panties of the Day

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I guess Rowan Blanchard pulled a rich kid in NYC move and headed back to LA for the holidays, her family probably still lives there off of her child star money and it’s a good time to check in with everyone and remind yourself about how suburban LA feels not that you’re an URBAN New York full of shit fake Artist hipster who spends her days doing barely provocative half naked shoots on instagram or for instagram because she’s got that Disney Kid audience, but can’t be a Disney Kid forever, and like all Disney Kids before her on their Disney Rumspringa, she’s managed to sex it up.

I don’t find her hot at all, she looks like a lady boy I once saw washing out her asshole in a Vietnamese bar, but any mainstream child star turned internet slut because their generation is slutty, is worth looking at…

It’s actually great news that if you want clout or respect online you need to post nudes to let people know how serious or not giving a fuck you give….because we get this endless supply of nudes and half nudes by people who think they are being deep or meaningful or high concept…when hookers have been doing this shit forever…and hookers, for the most part, aren’t strategic thinkers or great minds, it’s actually the easiest way to get paid when owning a vagina, which we’ll assume Rowan owns, not that anyone cares because trannies are trending and have been for over 15 years, because I worked for a porn company in 2003 and their number one titles were all tranny porn….but let this generation think they are the first to jack off to tranny porn…when you’ve been doing it for 20 years and are still in the closet….young people don’t get it.

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