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2021

01

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like to think the “ARE YOU A ROBOT” captcha is big tech conditioning us for when we are officially robots…

Remember….The one thing that will end COVID is when the news stops talking about it and reporting positive cases. With 99 percent survival rate, we don’t need to hear the positive cases, that shit is irrelevant…fear mongering nonsense…

The problem is that people are far too invested in this COVID thing after a year, that they won’t ever go against the “safety measures” in place because they want to believe they didn’t waste a year…it’s tactics that cults do to keep people hooked in….

So remember, the masses are the masses for a reason and ya’ll can overthrow shit…stop letting criminals control your fucking minds, take your money, tax you…YOU FINANCE THIS SHIT….all so they can track you, steal your freedoms and launch the new world crypto currency called “AMAZON DOLLARS”….as BEZOS laughs at you fools…..I am writing this as I make an amazon order…

It’s 2021 motherfuckers…and I don’t know about you, but I was hoping for a complete Fall of society when the pandemic hit, government overthrown, taxation ends, etc…pretty disappointing but I am still hopeful…that the people of the world will step it the fuck up just as soon as they log off their bullshit social media and normalize having all their data tracked like we live in communism…for the sake of capitalism…and eventual totalitarian slavery.

I am hopeful that people will start to say “fuck ya’ll”….but they won’t…so let’s just ride out the last days of some delusional level of freedom..

Valerie Loureda Shook in the New Year in a Sparkling Short Skirt
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John Wick with Silencer Sounds
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SOME MF DOOM – DOOMSDAY
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Dove Cameron Rings in the New Year
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Justin Turner’s Wife in a Bikini…
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Rich Kid Thinks he’s in the Hood
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Hot Nude Shoot with Future Vibes
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Shirts VS Skins
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IT DO GO DOWN IS making a comeback
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Creepy Michael Jackson Dancer
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2020

31

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

May there be Champagne Enemas for all this Glorious New Year’s Eve….I’m already drunk.

I love everyone writing about how challenging 2020 was, with all the pandemics and bullshit, but the reality is, people fucking loved it…they loved the laziness, the dramatics, the excitement, the uncertainty, the staying the fuck home and not seeing people, realizing streaming, takeout, and jerking off all day is better than real life…something I figured out 16 years ago when I last had a job…

So stop the bullshit..

Then there’s the people expecting worse in 2021, or hopeful of 2021, or whatever….so many memes, so many annoying recaps and bullshit statuses because thanks to 2020, everyone’s a fucking internet contributor no one asked for….something I figured out 16 years ago when I said “you know what, I’ll start a website about tits, maybe girls will send nudes, it will legitimize my friendster profile I was using at the time to get those nudes”….which is basically the true story…

So Happy fucking New Year…

I am excited for the 2021, as excited as I was for 2020, and every year before it, because every year is equally disappointing, every end of year is equally a time to say I’ll do better next year, which is fun, even though we all know we won’t….as we get older and older, closer to death, a reminder that time is finite, has always been a positive thing….even if our lives our meaningless…they are still funny to watch play out…

I am excited to see the COVID vaccine at least to see all the mutated Chinese babies everyone has after getting knocked up after taking it. Bitcoin Billionaires be made, even if I won’t be one of them. Machines replace the workforce. FEMA camps, the fall of society, who fucking knows…is life even real to begin with? How do we know we aren’t just characters in a game that don’t know better….just piles of mush with this avatar shit playing out that we aren’t even aware of…

What I am saying is the future is bright even if everyone is fucking depressed because sluts are getting sluttier…..and that keeps us busy…

I think 2021 will be the year of DrunkenStepfather, until I realize midway through next week that we’re on a sinking ship no one cares about…..which may be what makes it the year of Drunkenstepfather…shutting down shop and retiring in a pile of filth….to write my memoirs no one will read…..officially ending the site and no longer existing will give me time to do anything….

Point being….BUT THE SLUTS KEEP GETTING SLUTTIER…

Happy New Year you ungrateful, miserable asshole fucks of the internet who should pay me monthly for my wisdom/ Russian Spam Bots that come back day after day to look like legitmate traffic!

Never forget that in 2020, COVID cured the FLU….and made a lot of rich people even richer, which is what I like to reflect on the end of year, all the other people who won, to know just how hard I lost. It’s therapeutic!

Titty Drop because New Year’s Eve is About Drops and I didn’t do my Titty Drop Thursday Post because it is the Holidays!

See you NEXT Year, it will be exciting!

Massive Tits Playing the Bongo Drums for New Years
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Paulina Gretzky’s Latest TikTok
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Cintia Dicker’s Comeback Bikini Photos
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Kate Beckinsale’s Icy Tequila Shot
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Joy Taylor’s Top 9 Moments
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Metal Detecting Streamer finds Rare Coin
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Swarmed by Bugs while Fishing Insanity
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Sabrina Carpenter Playing Cards in Pantyhose
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Who Would you Rather: Gal Gadot or her Body Double!
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Haley Kalil Topless for 2021!
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Footage of Space X Starship
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How Nate Diaz Spent Quarantine
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3 Things that Make Women Happy
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Isabella Fonte Can Do the Splits
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Olivia Culpo in Leggings
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Miley Cyrus is Having a Rockin’ New Year
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Dana White Says Amanda Nunes would put Jake Paul in a Coma
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Thief Caught Stealing Security Camera On Christmas Eve!
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Olivia Jade Coming Back to Youtube
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Albuquerque Park Ranger Tasers Native American Man For Not Having Identification!
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Unemployed Guy Reviews Everclear
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Girl Shows off Crazy Secret Room
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Hot Model Fifi Anicah Posing with Dinosaurs
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Kelly Gale’s Insane Bikini Pic
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A Lot of Athletes Slde Into Brielle’s Bierman’s DMs
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Chrissy Teigen on Why she Quit Drinking
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Deoderant Companies are Scamming Us!
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Japanese Street Business is Pretty Serious
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Cat Falls On Man’s Head, Knocks Him Out, Dog Wearing Shoes Helps Him!
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From Bad to Worse
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Hot Swedish Model in a Futuristic Nude Shoot
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Candice Swanepoel is Hot in a Bikini
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Neymar Denies he Flew Models to Brazil for an NYE Party
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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From the Forum

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Pregnant Ashley Tisdale Walking the Dogs
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Kaia Gerber in Jeans
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Helena Bonham Carter Carrying her Box
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Shia LaBeouf on a Jog with his Skinny Girlfriendd Margaret Qualley
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Just a Pregnant Hilary Duff
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Katie Holmes in a Trench Coat
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Lucy Hale in Public
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Elsa Pataky Gets McDonalds
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Amy Schumer is a Nasty Ass Whale in her Swimsuit
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Gwyneth Paltrow Ass…
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Rihanna & ASAP Rocky
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Kendall Jenner & Kylie Jenner Weirdos in Aspen
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Chrissy Teigen on a Yacht Being Rich and Famous and Disgusting Thanks to that Gold Digging Pussy
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Champagne for New Years
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20 People Having a Shitty Fucking Day
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Trailer Hitch Fucker
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Butthole G-Spot
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A Bunch of Random Ass Pics
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Pussy Eater
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More Random Ass Shit
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Panty Peel
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Slutty Drunk Girls
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Lingerie and the Dildo
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Toothbrush Fucker
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Public Fuck
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Dildo Rider
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Riding Wild
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Naughty Elf
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Solo Double Penetration
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That’s a Gay Fucking Tattoo Bro
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Sluts being Sluts!
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2020

31

Dec

Jordyn Jones Gets Better at Content Creation of the Day

I may have already posted these slutty pics of Jordyn Jones, that aren’t really that aggressive, but are a step in the right direction….

I mean, she’s a child reality star who was sold to the industry as a kid because her white trash family in Michigan had a dream….and sure she’s got 6.3 million followers on instagram that I am sure she monetizes….or at least that keeps her “existing”….but like any girl with a hot body, that in this case is a trained dancing body, once you give them some money for their racier content, they get hooked because it is really that fucking easy…..

She’s not officially doing porn as you’d expect from a girl from Kalamazoo Michigan, I mean I’d expect her to be sucking dick at the trailer park for meth being from Kalamazoo Michigan…but she got out, is in LA, probably doesn’t realize she’s destined to be 300 pounds, diabetic, in a motorized scooter at Walmart yet….

I would assume the only people we know who has come out of Kalamazoo Michigan work in porn…..and Joryn jones is no different, she just hasn’t quite figured it all out yet…but seems to be starting to…

With a fat ass like that, solid from dance and being young, potentially a glimpse into her future obesity, but not obesity yet, there’s no real reason she’s not making that 1,000,000 dollars a month sticking objects in herself…but I guess she’s got another year of not hitting critical success before that…

But luckily, You give a girl money for slut content….SLUT content gets sluttier…so let’s go into 2021 not giving a shit about any of these idiots, but willing to look at the nudes they all produce because they like instant gratification and easy fucking work cuz they are lazy….I mean most of these girls have nudes filling up their fucking phones, that they send to unappreciative dudes they meet on dating apps or IG….might as well get paid cuz she know her ass looks good….

The future is bright even if everyone is fucking depressed.

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2020

31

Dec

Salma Hayek Licking Shit of the Day

Salma Hayek is licking shit of the day, because she’s Salma Hayek, rich and famous on her own, probably from her family, because Mexican immigrants that come to America rarely become super star celebrities, they either work as maids in hotels or factories or get deported….but this one persevered…..and it probably wasn’t only because of her tits, but I am sure the tits helped get her cast in Mexican movies to have that portfolio of work needed to get into American movies back when there wasn’t an internet to cross reference…..who cares…she’s also rich because her husband is a fucking billionaire a bunch of times over because they own every luxury brand…those tits have done good….

That said, the funniest Salma Hayek story this week was related to Hilary Baldwin being exposed for faking a Spanish life, where they are saying she got wind of Alec Baldwin wanting Salma Hayek for sex, only to do stalker shit you’d expect from a Yoga instructor dating a celebrity, because how else does she even get into their circle, that requires effort and strategy….and Amber Heard level of knowing how to manipulate SIMP bitchmade men who get won over through great sex….that a Yoga provider is built to provide…

ANYWAY…the story is Baldwin wanted Salma Hayek, Hilary Baldwin rebranded herself as Hilaria from Mallorca and has ridden than lie, at least publicly, I mean it is possible that Baldwin doesn’t know the truth because he is so self obsessed and she just caters to him and strokes his ego all day like a manipulative gold digger would since that’s their job….all while making him a dozen kids….but I am sure he’s in on the joke and finds the whole thing the ultimate troll, which it is….

But I am sure he would have still rather got his dick wet in Salma Hayek than that big pussy from all the kids Hilary from Boston…..but both can probably fuck and that’s what it’s about..

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2020

31

Dec

Kristin Cavallari Hard Nipples of the Day

Kristin Cavallari Hard Nipple

We can all agree that Kristin Cavallari is an irrelvent dog shit of a reality TV celebrity who is zero fucking interesting….in part because she was too dumb to sign onto The Hills which was a spinoff of the Laguna Beach show she was on….and The Hills went onto be a huge fucking show, even a phenomenon….Shout Out Heidi and Spencers, who may not be friends of the site, but are legends in their own right because of it…and represent a simpler time when we only had a handful of famous idiots to make fun of before social media everyone a famous idiot to make fun of…

Anyway, instead of doing The Hills, she thought she’d make it as a legit actress, only to end up marrying an Athlete and having dozens of kids with him, and the whole thing is totally boring, the fact I know it is even upsetting, because I shouldn’t know who this bitch is since I’ve never seen an episode of either show she’s affiliated with…

But tits, or hard nips in wife beaters crying for attention in a car that alimony or child support bought, is enough to suck me back in…..I am really that basic of a man.

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2020

31

Dec

Kiernan Shipka Sex Scene of the Day

Kiernan Shipka Sex

For all the Kiernan Shipka fans out there who don’t think she’s fucking ugly, she’s in a sex scene in either a movie or her TV show where she plays the new Sabrina the Teenage Witch, in more of a Riverdale vibe….which means there’s more sex than the family friendly Melissa Joan Hart version…becasue kids are perverts and the only way to captivate them is through sex scenes, they grew up on porn they have expectations from Hollywood, that Hollywood needs to deliver on, which is good news, because so do I..

I’ve always been someone who rented movies for the nudes, who jerked off to movies when porn was less accessible and who appreciated celebrity nudity because celebs are garbage so we might as well see them naked, I mean they are paid enough for it….along with most dudes…I am a pervert and got into independent movies thanks to being a pervert…so I like to think that I am part of the 90s independent movie movement that re-shaped hollywood, all thanks to my perversions…

ANYWAY…I don’t find Keinan hot, but she’s not fat and getting deep dicked, or simulating getting deep dicked, we’re not at the stage of the game where cervixes get broken on set on mainstream movies…BUT we will get there…I am sure of it…finally.

Kiernan Shipka Sex

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2020

31

Dec

Alexis Ren Butthole on the Beach of the Day

Alexis Ren is on the beach topless in a micro bikini, to give you that NAKED look, which is obviously what we’d want from a whore from the internet who we only know as being a whore on the internet…sure she didn’t get naked when she first started out as a whore on the internet, but there are levels to being a whore on the internet and you have to keep your audience captive…plus…she didn’t have fake tits back then and if you’ve ever met a girl with fake tits…they LOVE showing them off…even before the internet girls got Fake tits and they’d be the first to pull out their fake tit at parties, because it’s hardly even their tit, it’s more like an accessory or new car…if anything they also encourage you to fondle their tits, they like the feedback of how real the tits feel, or something that may be more than just showing off fake tits, like maybe they actually like being felt up by strangers, which works for me because I like feeling up strangers..

So the slutty travel influencer who was the arm candy to some dude who was making hero videos, who knew all heroes needed hot pussy on their arm to really not come across as faggot, is still doing hot content, pretending she doesn’t look like she’s got Fetal Alochol Syndrome or a set of terrible BOLT ONS because it’s the internet and these people can lie…through photoshop…or filters….or angles…the culture is totally built on looking like shit in person, but hot on the internet, since internet is life….you fucking nerds,…



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2020

31

Dec

Olivia Munn Grinding Up on Shit in her Bikini of the Day

Olivia Munn is a serious fucking scam, but you can’t hate people for their scams, if anything we should all be scamming since the scammers are the ones who get ahead and there’s really no victim in this one’s scamming, she’s just polarized being a low level host into being some low level actress who gets paid…and at least she looks good, which is what it’s all about….I guess it is her Asian American roots that make her look better than the white chicks who are rotten at 40…. however, you can hate her for being a cunt who exploited nerds by being in nerd face, pretending to care about nerd shit, only to use them to get into nerd movies, never giving back to nerds in the form of free nudes…

However, she’s in a bikini grinding up on some wall like she was a girl on reddit fucking a pillow…as girls do…I mean pussy pressed against basically anything whether they achieve orgasm or not is worth looking at…even when the pussy is 40….

The real mystery is that since she’s half asian, does she have a white girl pussy, or one of those sideways chinese ones….we’ll never know…at least not until she launches an ONLY FANS.

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2020

31

Dec

Drunk Russian Girl and Other Videos of the Day

Some Situational Awareness

China is Getting Rich off Masks

Fishing Spot is Russia

Limber

Christmas miracle! Two men escape near death in out of control lorry crash

The 727 House

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2020

31

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s New Years Eve and after reflecting on the past 20 years, I’m forced to ask myself, what the fuck is the point of anything, as we all lack a sense of family, friends and community, in part thanks to COVID but mainly because of Technology, just us narcissistic self involved garbage pieces of shit on our own scam talking to each other through our screens to replace traditional social interactions as we all struggle to make money to make a better lives for ourselves, while losers who don’t deserve it are out there getting rich….

I am not depressive, I don’t give a shit, depression is for losers and despite being a loser, I am not that kind of loser and I’d never waste my time being depressed as we go through life….but updating the site on New Years Eve seems pretty idiotic, in a “what’s the fucking point” situation, not because I am a depressive weirdo who cuts myself, but because there is no point to anything we do and maybe that’s the enlightenment we all need to do what we want regardless of the outcome..

Which means you’re in luck, because despite there being no point to this site, or our existence, I do it for the tits, and tits are more prolific than ever, so I figure why not keep things up going into 2021, because what the fuck else is there to do….because it’s not like I am on some get rich quick scheme although I’d like to be…since the 90s…I’ve had hard on for running a pyramid scheme…maybe 2021 will be my year to launch a pyramid scheme…but I have a hard enough time getting Morning links up before 2 pm, so don’t count on it….but COUNT on the titties…they are fucking everywhere…the emptier we all are…thanks to the lack of real life connections….the more overcompensating in the form of tits and that’s WONDERFUL..

Paulina Gretzky is Hot
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Hot Nude Futuristic AI Model
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Kate Beckinsale Doing Tequila Shots
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From Fat to Fit Inspo for 2021 You Fat Fuck
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Unemployed Guy Reviews Everclear
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Chrissy Teigen on Why she Quit Drinkng – Like Who Gives a Fuck
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Candice Swanepoel is hot in a Bikini
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Joy Taylor Dunks All Over 2020 With Her Top 9 Moments
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How Nate Diaz Spent the Quarantine
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What You’ve All been Waiting for – Olivia Jade is Back on Youtube
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Neymar Denies Claims He Flew Models Out to Brazil for a New Year’s Eve Party Dubbed “Neymarpalooza”
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