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2020

11

Dec

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

On/Off flashing is the gamificaton of getting naked on the internet, it’s the show off your outfit, let everyone know what you look like clothed, but then in the VERY same image show them how edgy, wild and exciting you are, you daring cheeky little minx…it’s the thrill of getting feedback from getting nude online, obviously there’s some kind of dopamine release, maybe a little butterflies in their stomach….”oh I’m so naughty”….and well, I’m all for it. Any excuse to get naked and it makes for a helpful reference for anyone going on date with any of these girls. No surprises….so now it’s just a matter of making sure everyone’s profile pic, or at least everyone’s avatar after the government chips them to be scanned as they go back to their new normal of being a fucking chipped human…so that there’s no surprises for anyone….I guess what I am saying is that I like naked girls clothed to see the lies….even though everyone photoshops themselves and you can’t escape the lies….it’s fun and I like fun.

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2020

11

Dec

Jessica Simpson Titty Veins of the Day

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Jessica Simpson brought her big 40 year old Texan tits to the internet to show off how veiny they are I guess…it’s a fetish, they call it ENGORGED tits which usually means they are lactating, but sometimes they just look engorged and get slipped in for good measure, you know it all the lactacting porn sites….not that I am a milky tit expert, but I post girls who show off their milky tits on MONDAYS…not because I like it but because I find it weird that these women are so stoked on their milk filled tits…that they need to post selfies…it just confirms that they pull their tits out in public for exhibitionism and not for feminism…obviously..

I’ll watch….

The only interesting thing about Jessica Simpson is that when she’s 300 pounds or when Weight Watchers pays her 1,000,000 or more dollars to lose weight for a campaign, she always has big tits…so even if she was the bootleg Britney and Christina….third tier popstar…back when popstars weren’t rich kids on instagram…where she’d be the equivalent of the HAILEY BIEBER….to her Kendall and Hadids…she’s consistently had big tits and tits get hits…

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2020

11

Dec

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I think I write the same thing every week about full back panties, which is that they are panties too….

Not everything needs to be a thong…there’s sexy in all panties and panty lines and the whole idea that full back panties are shit is just propaganda…probably designed and created by the panty companies to make chicks feel insecure about full back panties so they swap out all their panties for more trendy options because capitalism and consumerism…even though everyone knows NO PANTIES are the best….except for the stains they leave on jeans…

POINT BEING….like BUSH before it, the FULLBACK panty is coming through, as girls celebrate them because they are ironic or different or fun, or maybe they realize “Fuck I was dumb to think a bald pussy in a thong is all dudes like, or the only way to be hot”….it’s all lies…dudes will fuck anything and if they are mad about your bush or your full back panties…then they are queers manipulated by the media you should not be sharing those things with….fact.

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2020

11

Dec

Claudia Marie Dream Girl of the Day

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Claudia Marie is the influencer we all need..

That’s the problem with the internet or the trends of the internet and I am a victim of it….I apologize, I mean I don’t, but in theory I apologize..

The problem is that the MOST BORING people are the ones who end up at the top of the food chain, so people like me post them but at least when I post them I call them out for being garbage, while actual media companies praise them for being amazing creatures….but like anything mainstream, it’s garbage…even when it’s sleazy, so what goes viral or what is partner just fucking sucks…I can’t even go on instagram anymore, it’s just a garbage platform…

But…the internet is still the internet and we CANNOT forget that…what drew me into the internet in the first place was the weirdos, because it was filled with weirdos and still is but sometimes we forget the important things!!

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2020

11

Dec

Rumer Willis Hard Nipples of the Day

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Rumer Willis will always be the thick jawed or hard jawed girl that acts as a beacon of Demi Moore’s insane amount of plastic surgery….

You know the “How did that crawl out of Demi’s cunt looking like that”…..sure it could have been the drugs, I will forever remember the WHIPPET 911 call that resurfaced the other day…you know the kind of rotted out cunt that has seen all kinds of dick just doesn’t have the uterus powerful enough to make gold…because it’s rotten…but what it actually comes down to is what you SEE is not what you get, DEMI rebuilt herself to be “hot”….BUT GENES don’t lie…

HOWEVER, Romer Willis has followed her mom’s lead and has actively tried to off-set her ugly with a fit body, some tits, and a new face that’s cropped out by her phone thankfully…

PLASTIC…the way nature, or her nature intended…

Her nipples are hard and she’s rich as shit thanks to her A-List parents being richer than god so she can spend her days being useless trying to be hot…

Garbage DAY is FRIDAY.

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2020

11

Dec

Dirty Rowan Blanchard of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of childhood this Rowan Blanchard girl had but I do know that the day she turned 18 she moved to NYC to do half naked shoots for instagram, you know to be all edgy and queer, the way her entire generation is, which makes it boring because mainstream is boring, if everyone is into it and everything becomes a HOSTESS TWINKIE MCDONALDS HAPPY meal, it becomes boring….even if their version of mainstream is edgy and half naked, it’s not authentic and a bunch of lame ass ducks are out polluting a beautiful thing of being an internet slut…a thing that’s been around for a long time…

SO…she’s doing some dirty shoot to be edgy, I see it as a step back from taking her Disney or Nickelodeon or whatever show she was on career, you becsause this is low hanging fruit bullshit girls do to get noticed, while this one’s already noticed…but I guess people are idiots and don’t really know how to navigate the world or distinguish the difference between porn being something to jerk off to, and porn being something to partake in….

Pretty fucking lame…but a mud covered bitch may be your fantasy, you know some hitchiker on a highway kind of thing and that’s probably what she’s trying to trigger in you….but I have a feeling she’s not trying to trigger anything, not that much thought goes into things…

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2020

11

Dec

Masha Melnyk Panty Flash Friday of the Day

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Her name is: Masha Melnyk

Here’s a little panty flash for a friday, not that I ever do panty flash friday, I don’t even remember the hashtags I do everyday there are just SO Many of them because so many girls are exhibitionists sluts, keeping us busy…and I could theoretically do a dozen more slutty hashtags daily, there’s just so much fucking nudity out there…

This is just a panty flash friday because I came across this AMAZING Russian girl winning at life on social media and I love it….Some Sharon Stone shit, but hotter, even though you can’t see pussy lip…but remember, sometimes not seeing pussy lip is more exciting than seeing pussy lip….it’s hard to believe for you porn addict graphic sex watching perverts…but it’s true. LESS IS MORE….

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2020

11

Dec

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butts aren’t just what happens when you have anal sex with a French girl on a first date that’s less of a date and more of a first encounter…French girls are fun…if you’re into getting shit on your dick from strangers..

Frog Butts are also a pose that girls do because they like the way it makes their ass look….so they all hop onto the trend because they are all one trick ponies who lack creativity and confidence to invent their own shit, there’s comfort in keeping up with the JONESES but we’re lucky that the JONESES are at that stage in their relationship where they CUCK or SWING because everyone’s trying to outdo each other in SLUTTY…

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2020

11

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnet Friday is something for people of all ages to jack off to, because fishnets are as relevant today as they were in 1870….because girls have been slutty, seductresses to either feel better about themselves, earn money, or please their man…it’s an age old, tale as old as time, girls want to be jacked off to…even the uglies…

Here’s some fishnets, romantic and exciting lingerie times…