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2020

04

Dec

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

On/Off flashers….the game girls play when trying to figure out what kind of nude to put out there when they are stoked about their outfit they are wearing….everyone loves to see the on-version and the off-version of every outfit…we are better for it…even if some of these girls look better with their damn clothes on…we still like to know what is under their damn clothes… we’re not into missing out on seeing anyone willing to get naked…get naked…so let these girls inspire you to take your own on/off pics to celebrate clothing being optional…until to government takes that right away from you…get it done…

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2020

04

Dec

Sydney Sweeney Titty Bounce of the Day

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Big titty jiggle for a paid post..Sydney Sweeney, like a stripper, knows when to maximize the ROI from those big young tits….

Syndey Sweeney’s getting paid motherfuckers…the new starlet who had a breakout year is now securing the brand deal money this time with Spotify, because that’s what happens when you’re trending and when the industry finally realizes, 6-7 years later than they probably should have realized…but their heads are up their elitist asses and ignore that thousands of self made influencers were making more money than some of the media networks…this isn’t new…I mean youtubers making 100 million dollars…was a real fucking thing…but instead of lowering their celebs to be a peasant of social media they tried to be high brow but are now circling back and claiming that shit for themselves…until social media becomes just another vertical or media outlet or TV station that brain washes us…because they can’t have regular people out here producing content that it too hard to manage or control.

That said, I support Sydney Sweeney’s success and her big tits that may be responsible for her success….since her acting is kinda shit…but her tits are great…and I’ll accept that trade off…

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2020

04

Dec

Miley Cyrus Nipples of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is in some topless shoot like the poser she is, but that no one will bother calling her out on, because she’s topless in this shoot.

I find it irritating, in part because she’s assumed this 70s or early 80s glam rock vibe and it just reminds me that she’s a Disney trained media manipulator who is totally inconsistent in her messaging, because she doesn’t have an actual message….it’s marketing…she’s got handlers…they money…and they know the fans are too stupid to notice or care about the inconsistencies…

So Miley, who ripped off all the TUMBLR girls getting naked, starting getting naked, only to spend 3 years not getting naked, pretending to be country, only to go back to being naked because it gave her huge success the first time she did it….especially now that she had an integral part in all these girls now selling nudes. If Miley gets naked, we can get naked…..then Miley stopped getting naked…but we all kept getting naked…and now Miley is naked again…it’s just poser shit…and I hate it….but don’t mind seeing her tits..obviously…that’s the best shit Miley does…but I don’t forgive her for the neglect to her cause as she tried other tactics…

Remember, she’s DISNEY and they brainwash eveyrone….

More recently, her sister NOAH got dragged for being a racist, because she wrote something racist to Candance Owens, who is pretty hilarious on Social Media….she called her a Nappy Ass or something…which as you know is obviously really fucking racist…

What we can learn from Noah Cyrus calling Candace Owens a “Nappy Ass Ho” is that the hip hop music has infiltrated the minds of the rich and white, so that they don’t even know that shit is racist, but are the first to protest racism. I truly believe that the raised in a bubble rich kid in Miley’s shadow had no idea what she said was racist, since it’s just her vernacular, and that’s the real issue in society…people are so self involved and self aware, but they don’t have a brain or understanding that they have no substance…they just hop on trends and are super fucking vocal about it but don’t look in the mirror while taking their mirror selfies to realize they are fucking idiots.

So all this woke shit, as we all know, is just superficial nonsense and all the outrage and panic and fighting for their rights doesn’t really mean shit because they’re all exactly what they are trying to take down…but their heads so far up their asses they don’t even REALIZE it…it’s pretty bad that anyone takes any of these people seriously…I am from an era where haters, hate mail, etc was ignored….and people kept doing what they did for the people who liked what they did.

I got hate mail yesterday the subject was “CUNT” the message “FUCK OFF”…it happens, it means you’re doing something right, but instead brands are like “Oh twitter is mad, or these 100 people on twitter want to cancel us for dumb shit, let’s change our brand name in a panic to try to appease people and to try to do better”…pandering to the idiots who will just try to do more damage because they got their inch and want their mile…

Ignore the idiots…because they are idiots…and stare at their titties!

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2020

04

Dec

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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I don’t know if FROG BUTT was invented by someone who go in on the trendy dog of the moment trend and got themselves a FRENCHIE, I just know it’s basically the bull dog stance that some pervert either saw his dog doing and said “I gotta get girls doing this”….let’s hope they only jerked off to the pose when they got girls in it….but clearly that innovator figured out that girls need direction, trends, hashtags to follow the lead when doing their own slutty selfie…and Frog Butt clearly made the cut…girls love this pose…it’s a nice pre-doggystyle but still inspired by dog thing for us dog lovers out here who can’t get enough of bitches showing off their asses in favorable angles.

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2020

04

Dec

Cambrie Schroder’s Breakfast of Champions of the Day

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Cambrie Schroder is RIGHT WING Ricky Schroder’s daughter….who I guess is maximizing the press her dad got for bailing out that 17 year old who shot some people at a protest with his AR……which to me is his own damn business….let him spend his money however the fuck he wants….if he believes in the American dream that’s his right…you know the world needs people to fight for the right to not be owned by China and run by a lot of trans woke idiots…who are as narcissistic and disgusting as you think the right is…if you’re one of those people..

Anyway, Schroder’s actual accomplishment is making daughters you want to fuck that post bikini pics on the internet for you to jerk off to…

This is her struggling through COVID….eating some baller ass breakfast from what must be a.5 star hotel since it pays to be a rich kid from LA…

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2020

04

Dec

Bebe Rexha Lifts Her Skirt of the Day

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Bebe Rexha was the obese 35 year old songwriter who used to write music for other artists before remembering that she lived in an era where anyone can become famous…..where narcissism runs deep and where life is your own movie that you are the star of so fuck everyone else….

There’s a reason everyone is scrambling to be famous, or a content producer, or anything like that….in part because it pays heavy, but also because of validation they seek…you know to matter.

It’s like writing hit songs for famous people that she got paid heavy on and that she still gets paid heavy on wasn’t enough, she had to say “I’m rich and ready, let’s do it, I’m an artist, let me art”…

The good news is that despite being 35, she’s not as obese as she originally was, still a thick girl, but not a vile thick girl, more the kind of thick girl that you’d want to fuck, a TILF….you know a THICK I’D LIKE TO FUCK….but can’t because my penis is too small.

I like the way she’s teasing us with her big fucking thighs that could easily crush heads and watermelons in viral videos or porn…but instead she took the mainstream musician route…which luckily will eventually morph into pornostar route…this is just the beginning of naughtiness our people are to embark on.

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2020

04

Dec

The Man VS the Snowman of the Day

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Here’s a video that I saw on the local news about a man who was caught on camera slitting an inflattable snowman’s throat in “cottage” country outside of Montreal.

I thought it was worth sharing because it made me laugh to see a motherfucker at 5 am get out of his car to slit the throat of an inflattable snowman, like it had wronged him or some shit, because he hates obnoxious white trash Christmas decorations as much as I do I guess…but now the police are after him…and I can’t think of a funnier thing to get a criminal record for….you know when you could have just driven by it, honked, maybe punch your dashboard or passenger in the front seat and move on…but instead…this…

I am just glad there were no CCTV cameras when I was a kid doing bad shit and jerking off behind dumpsters outside Dunkin Donuts while drunk and other wild shit. You didn’t have to think “I’m on camera”….but now cameras record fucking everywhere so you can’t do dumb shit and move on with your life…and that’s the world ya’ll want…

Speaking of the world ya’ll want….here’s what I think is the best thing to happen to Drum & Bass in the last 20 years, Mr Traumatik who you NEED to check out…with his song “PLANDEMIC”….because they take your freedoms and tell you to get the VACCINE to get your freedoms back…BRAINWASHING….

Best song of the year and exactly how I feel about COVID…it kills barely anyone…99.99 percent survival rate..based on their fake COVID death claims….how about we lock down for viruses and disease that pack a more powerful punch…and actually KILL people…ya know…silly..

Here’s another one because it’s fun…

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2020

04

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I am so basic, I think Fishnets are hot, and not because I am into capturing women in nets and selling the to the highest bidder at the fish market, you know fisherman shit….but because anything a girl or in this case 100s of girls put on to try to increase their sex appeal…is something I appreciate…plus I’m nostalgic and know that for the last 200 years women have been wearing fishnets to try to sex things up….even your granny used fishnets…I know…I used to change her diaper when I worked at the old folks home…so they’re a classic for a fucking reason….and here are girls in fishnets.

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2020

04

Dec

Chanel West Coast Holiday Thong of the Day

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Chanel West Coast was on an MTV show because she was a local Orange County skater groupie who I am sure either cock teased Rob Dyrdek, or fucked Rob Dyrdek, but either way he put her on and she was able to launch a lame but successful enough rap career where she’s realized that only her LEWD content gets seen so she delivers….as so many others do..

This is some Xmas themed ass in a thong reminder that Christmas is awesome, even if you’re not into Christmas or some other ethnicity that doesn’t fuck with Jesus, or that you’ve turned your back on Christmas because it is cancelled….but yes, a reminder to all people that the Christmas spirit is more a marketing aesthetic that brings feelings of nostalgia, warm fuzzies, comfort and hope to our souls….and it’s also an amazing excuse or theme for these whores to dial into in their smut…

Chanel West Coast may be irrelevant but her ass looks great.

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2020

04

Dec

Ashley Benson Workout Tits of the Day

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Ashley Benson is not as fat and dumpy as I thought she was, and she’s still got the titties…so this has been a positive day for my opinion of Ashley Benson.

I guess this is why the famous from some viral show when Instagram happened, thus being famous forever thanks to instagram’s level of importance, makes her good enough for Victoria’s Secret lesbian models trying to climb the social ladder and stay in the media spotlight, so she’s good enough for us to stare at her titty selfies…