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2020

26

Nov

Ana de Armas Full Tit in a T-Shirt of the Day

Ana de Armas is a 32 year old Cuban born actress who has escaped communism via Spain where she moved at 18, got married because vaginas make for good “work visas” and got into acting on a hit show there.

She’s a pretty huge star now, I mean she fills her void with Affleck’s cock, that’s gotta count for some sort of status, besides HIV Positive Vibes….but I first caught onto her after the very shitty KNOCK KNOCK where she’s hot with Keanu Reeves for Eli Roth….but I guess her critical success came with Blade Runner 2049, people went nuts for her…she’s been pretty consistently hot and she’s got good tits, so seeing her in a sheer top, no bra and mask with her hard nipples that remind us that Ben Affleck isn’t as bad as Communism, despite reports that he is…

It also reminds us that girls don’t wear bras anymore, but instead wear thin tight t-shirts, so basically full tits for every pervert into staring at tits like it is your god given right because it is….and they obviously want us staring at their tits cuz they know they are hot tits…whether they pretend it’s for feminism or not…

All this to say…hot tits….and I wonder what kind of weird sexual shit Affleck makes her do to him in exchange for the press she gets being associated with him!

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2020

26

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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On this Thanksgiving Day, remember the one thing that unites us as a species, as a people, as a nation, as a community…is our assholes.

Across all genders, races, colors, cree, political ideologies, socio-economic class….we all have an asshole….

So today, we celebrate that asshole as we give thanks to each other for being fucking assholes, with assholes.

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2020

26

Nov

Sydney Sweeney Big Boobs of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is filming in Hawaii, which is great because she’s got massive tits and a fit body….so there’s going to be bikini and as simple pervert dudes…bikini is all we need…

I subscribe to the Sydney Sweeney hype, only because she didn’t get famous on social media, which I think is nice….

I am old school and I like my celebrity tits to be vetted through a series of casting calls, agents, directors, before giving them my support….

Where as now, it’s all based on views and traffic, so people like Sydney Sweeney are typically shameless sluts pushing energy drinks, CBD and other low hanging fruit ads that don’t advertise here, tits out…trashy like…

So a girl who had tits like this that she kept hidden from the world as she built her IMDB up to a place where she could get on a trending show like EUPHORIA…where tits were revealed is just the high profile use of tits I like…

It’s part of the reason I hate ONLY FANS, I like when girls were paid by people to post their nudes, them doing it themselves seems so bottom feeding and desperate, even though it’s likely the same hustle, it has a totally different “Essence” or “vibe”…

It’s like she had tits like this, she could have easily done youtube in lowcut shirts singing cover songs like Madison Beer…..she could have easily done the TikTok dance mindless shit other girls with less substanital tits are doing…and succeeding with..but she chose modesty..before the big reveal and I respect her for that…you know cuz the tits existed before the fame did, we just didn’t know it.

To make her even better, she’s producing shit, she reads, she’s just better than an influencer, so I’ll support everything she’s doing as a level of hope that the retard clickbait generation has more substance than expected, not to say Sweeney has substance, she probably is just as bad as the rest, but she’s marketed as having substance and I believe what the internet tells me….even if I don’t really pay any attention and this bitch could have very well been titties on IG before they rebranded her and I just wasn’t onto it cuz she didn’t exist on the level she currently exists.

All this to say….bikini selfie from a famous actress who is hot…especially when her face is cropped out…because I am indifferent about her face…..she’s more of a set of tits to me and that’s my right as a spectator!

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2020

26

Nov

Rita Ora Fetish Gear of the Day

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Rita Ora may be old, it’s actually her birthday today. I don’t do the whole celebrity birthday thing, not because they are ageless, but because I don’t think they are humans, who deserve the same human rights the rest of us have, even though they are actually treated better than us in their life of luxury, but I guess I haven’t figured my anti-celebrity campaign out just yet, it’s only been 16 years of hitting walls…

But yeah, fuck celebrities and their birthdays, the only reason I know it’s her birthday is because I checked her profile out and saw that she claims to be 30….despite looking 42….in what I think was because the refugee records were fudged when she came over to the UK from her hometown in Albania during whatever Bosnian war she was born into…

Not to mention, Rita Ora is hardly a celebrity, sure there’s a following, there’s a record deal, she gets brand deals, and all that….but that doesn’t mean she’s famous as far as I’m concerned…it may however mean her tits are famous…even if they are looking their age (42) more than rest of her (face injections).

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2020

26

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I can’t think of a better way to celebrate thanksgiving than with Tanlines…

I know nothing says “rolling into the Holiday Spirit”….like a tan line….

They always push the whole dreaming of a white Christmas propaganda…but what they really mean is that they are dreaming about a tanline Christmas because tanlines mean half naked babes roasting in the sun….after they’ve stopped whining about their burns….all golden but still being true to their paler selves, so that they don’t get called racists in Brown Face, because they can’t help what the sun does to them….unless these are spraytan tanlines…which some probably are….because girls like being in brown face…

So here’s a bunch of tanlines to put us all in the Holiday Spirit of Christmas…thinking about all the tropical vacations we can go on when COVID is over and the Governenet allows us to leave our house….not that people aren’t going on tropical vacations now, it’s actually the best time to go on tropical vacations, everything is cheaper than it’s ever been,…and people should take advantage of that….or thinking about all the slutty girls going to fake tan in their sluttiest outfits to keep the illusion of tanlines alive…true fucking heroes…

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2020

26

Nov

Camila Mendes Fitness Erotica of the Day

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I’ve seen Riverdale and I’ve always seen Camila Mendes as a neckless troll who they cast as Veronica because she’s Mexican or Hispanic or some shit and TV needs diversity…which I am all for…but give the part to the best option, not some neckless troll looking bitch because she checks off “hispanic” on the racist hollywood casting checklist…because you know that’s exactly what happens…they have meetings where they say “we need to be inclusive so we don’t get dragged, let’s make Veronica Ethnic, that’ll be edgy”…then decide that they’ll also make her family criminals…which I guess is also racist in and of itself..but at least they have representation or some shit.

I don’t think obvious ethnic checklist casting has any level of authenticity, but I do think it is hilarious that they turned the ethnic family into criminals…I also think they could have cast dozens if not 1000s of other hispanic or black or even Indian – dot or feather Veronicas…that you’d want to jerk off to like you did as a kid reading your Double Digests….it’s just a fail across the board.

However, for whatever reason, her working out clips make her look substantially better..so here’s that working out…and apparently…she’s grown a neck.

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2020

26

Nov

Topless Inka Williams of the Day

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People who read this site and I doubt there are any people who read this site but if there were people who read this site…and if I wasn’t just writing for myself for no real reason but to pass the fucking time….it’s not even a fucking “dear diary” situation blogs were meant to be…it’s like I am playing some fake celebrity reporter in the worst way possible…trust me…even I think it’s weird..and totally understand why it hasn’t led to bigger opportunities…you hear about blogs that get movie deals and book deals and product lines…and you accept that that’s just not your calling…just keep on writing to the internet until the server gets shut down because we gotta pay for this shit to stay up…making the whole thing even weirder….

THAT SAID….

People who read the site will know that I think Inka Williams, the Bali raised, Australian model, who is marketed as the HADID of Indonesia, even though her behavior is probably illegal in Indonesia, despite her being Indonesian…thanks to it being a strict muslim country…But it’s not illegal to me…she’s got that skinny, hot, model body that you’d want to see in any catalogs or websites for indonesian tours…because she’s a fucking babe.

She’s topless in this shoot, the wrong kind of topless, she’s in a skimpy bathing suit bottom, doing some waterfall chasing like Lisa Left eye, and I am thankful for it…

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2020

26

Nov

Jessica Lowndes Getting Wet of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is a d-list Canadian actress who looks like some Farrah Abraham level reality star, with her plastic face and fake tits, you know the look I mean…the too old to be an influencer, but not too old to jack yourself up to have that basic hooker look…

She got her break, that in hindsight is hardly a break, since she didn’t go anywhere with it, but maybe more of a cash grab that allowed her to get into the USA and do that whole socialite who was once an actor thing….but yeah she got her first big thing being cast in 90210 the new class…then she did nothing for years….and is now back doing Halmark TV movies, like Too Close For Christmas….with Chad Michael Murray…you know a humiliating career arc, but still living better than us, plus she got big tits out of the whole thing, so here’s those tits.

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2020

26

Nov

Lea Seydoux Nude of the Day

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Lea Seydoux was in the closest thing to a porn movie in mainstream back in 2013, it was called Blue is the Warmest color and I guess it was a big deal at the time, because that’s how I found out about Lea Seydoux…I posted the pics from the movie back in 2013 becaue I’ve been doing this too long….in fact in 2013 I had been doing it too long….but you can see those scissored some other actress pretty aggressively ….

I assumed that is the next trend in Hollywood, you know to compete with porn and 7 years later, we’re still headed in that direction, only everyone is doing porn now, just not Hollywood…..it will happen in the next 2-3 years for sure, but it’s already been 7 since Seydoux’s outbreak or breakout…

BRING back a era of when you could masturbate to a non porn movie that you rented based on its ratings alone…..

Anyway, this Lea girl is from France, where I guess things have always been sexy…but for whatever reason there’s no bush, not labia, not much to this nudity considering she’s only famous for some groundbreaking lesbian porn sex in a mainstream movie….like pick it up…she’s had 7 years to work on this.

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2020

26

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops for Thanksgiving, because I am thankful for tits of all sizes being flashed on the internet so that I don’t need to leave the house to see my tits being flashed at me, plus girls in person are typically less likely to be as liberal with their titty flashing, even in this don’t sexualize the titty era of feminism where girls don’t wear bras but do wear see through t-shirts, because that kind of flashing of tit is less “Look at my tits” and more “here are my tits” which are totally different context of titty flashing…

While this is a gamified version of “it’d be fun, a cheap thrill to flash my tits in a titty drop like all the girls, I mean I have tits, and I wear sheer t-shirts and no bras, so I can do this”….

Because behind the internet walls, the inner slut comes out for the validation….

Titty Drops for Thanksgiving because I am thankful for titty flashers.

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