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2020

24

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Pussy of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is another old lady, but has been hot throughout the aging process, you know celebrated for being age defying as a mom of some 20 something year old, it’s pretty nutty.

I never watched that nerd movie franchise she was a part of, the one that got her in the masturabtion material of loser nerds everywhere, but I have thought she was consistently hot all these years and not in an annoying way like J.Lo who I just finished calling out for being an old lady mooching off the young people….trying to still be young…looking very desperate and pathetic about it….while Beckinsale just hangs out with her cat, in her pants, who she is using as a masturbation device, because the older the ladies get, the less estrogen they have, the more testosterone they have, the higher the sex drive, the more body hair, like getting as close to fucking a dude without being queer….

She’s a MILF, but I guess all women with kids are MILFS to most of us, we’d fuck them all…but I guess she’s a textbook definition of a MILF, I don’t know how these things work since I’m a believer in fuck em all…..and really I am posting this because I’ll post any girl putting things down their pants….even if that girl is ancient.

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2020

24

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I am an advocate of small tits. I want to be the honorary chairman of the small tit charity. It is activism I support. Together we will stand outside plastic surgeons of America offices saying “STOP KILLING SMALL TITS”….we will be the pro life weirdos throwing blood at girls heading in to get rid of last friday night’s tinder hook-up regret….only instead of caring about the lives of potential humans, who are better off being terminated in this era….the future is bleak….we will be caring about the lives of small tits and the women who own them because small tits can be equally hot to big tits, but more practical, since they come in a smaller package….I will forever be a champion of the small titty movement….I will be there for small titty women…because together we can make small tits great again…not that they were ever not great, but when was the last time a girl got famous for small tits…that’s discrimination…fuck the TRANNY bathrooms at walmart, fight for the rights of small tits of all races….make a small titty girl famous for the small tits so they can feel objectified too…since small tits can definitely be objectified…

I’m a fan.

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2020

24

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Nude and Old of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is one of those 50 year olds who doesn’t want to act like she’s 50, but instead is pretending to still be 20, despite being 50 and I find the whole thing pretty trashy. It’s like bitch made her money, can continue to make money without trying to be sexy and empowered, but instead she chooses to be sexy and empowered, as some sort of cash grab attention seeking marketing tool..

It works, because dudes want to see J.Lo naked and holding her tits, women want to be J.Lo or at least are huge fans of J.Lo and her being hot at 50 becomes inspo for them to be hot at 50, only they don’t have access to that hollywood adrenochome, stem cells, HGH, face injections, and the other high profile expensive treatments a bitch with a private chef, or team of chefs, or team of trainers maintain…

I guess the highlight of the pics is that she didn’t photoshop out her mom gunt, you know cuz you have to have some qualities or features that make her look like a 50 year old acting like a 20 year old….and I guess we’re all better off having seen the J.Lo nudes, even if her battered mom pussy from the BRONX is more my vibe…spread those legs, show the “brownish, pinkish”….this is 2020, if you’re going to try to play like the 20 year olds, get your butt plug out and sign up to reddit and get it done…

Either way, old ladies extending their sex appeal through witchcraft, is like dudes wearing shorts in the winter. It can be done, but doesn’t mean I’ll jack off to it.

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2020

24

Nov

Sommer Ray Mechanics Grease Fetish of the Day

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Sommer Ray is an ass of instagram that was able to pretend it was all about the fitness and not about the ass when everyone knew it was about the ass….

She’s clearly made millions of dollars off her ass and she’s probably 23 years old since that’s the world we live in….

I am not against the whole young person hustling on the internet to cash the fuck in, I actually think it’s hilarious that the big brands and their billion dollar marketing budgets can’t keep up to a girl who has her ass out and that’s amazing…

I do find it funny that what I would have considered softcore porn back in the day, I had this poster on my wall when I was a kid…the Mechanic Shop cheesy Glamour model shit you’d get at the music store in the mall…is now multi million dollar empires…just because they pretend to be a fitness brand…when all I see is an ass in a thong…it’s funny, but effective…so ladies…pull down your pants!

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2020

24

Nov

Addison Rae Cameltoe of the Day

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TikTok amazes me, but not in a good way, like “Oh wow that’s Amazing”….or a “Look at how amazing all these hot girls dancing are”..

…but more like “China has very sophisticated technology, in part because they own 51% of the tech used in anything made in China, but also because they invest in Technology as they are a rich fucking country with really smart fucking people, that have developed some of the most sophisticated AI systems that they use to track and grade their citizens, because population control is terrifying yet effective, especially in communism, and they used said technology to discover that the long play to infiltrate America, along with buying up all the available real estate inventory, including massive amounts of land in all kinds of places, is to create a dancing app for people to dance in 30 second clips, usually badly, with zero to know real effort, and they’ll sign over their fucking life.”….

You see, with all their research from their spyie, they determined that the way to infiltrate the data of every fucking American now, some who have important positions, some who will have important positions, or parents in important posittions, they determined that if you let people dance to songs they know, or really act out any soundbite, and give them followers in the process, they’ll sign their fucking life away….

From passwords, conversations, to a direct line to camera, even Keystrokes are tracked where they can register how you fucking type and cross reference that in their database of people who type like you to find you…it’s MENTAL…

But this bitch, one of their dancers, who the Kardashians are involved in is making millions because of it…so keep on that dancing you average looking pile of bullshit…and keep on perpetuating your ANTI AMERICAN values that have given her the AMerican Dream, I mean she hangs out with Kardashians people, that’s TOP tier America…as good as it gets which is hilarious…but terrifying..

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2020

24

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Twerking of The Day

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Ireland Baldwin continues to be “edgy” like the broken rich girl she is….and I guess you can blame her and not her father because at a certain age you have to take some responsibility for your actions and stop blaming it on your mommy and daddy who have set you up for life thanks to their rich as fuck celebrity shit….even if daddy went on to have 47 kids with his slutty Yoga instructor who has a fake accent to seem more interesting….people are fucking crazy…

Not that anyone her age takes responsibility for anything, they save all their traumas that are barely traumas up to compare with each other as they down their prescription pills…keep them medicated, half retarded and horny…

But yeah, Ireland, in her ill fitting weed pyjama pants doing a twerk while holding onto something I am sure she could easily pull the fuck out of the wall because she’s got HULK status size….and the whole thing…with the prison tattoos…and the memories of her early instagram work where she couldn’t handle life, and went in and out of rehab, don’t make it any more interesting…but she do got tits….big girl tits…cuz she’s a monster.

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2020

24

Nov

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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The Ratio is the most important post of the week – only because it allows us to celebrate a scientific fact that men are more attracted to women with a ratio….the size of the ass and waist don’t matter…so fat bitches can still make the cut and have the ratio….so long as they have a waistline with bigger hops…

It’s the inclusive way to discount all those square shaped bitches who don’t have a waist….all while still being called misogynistic because we are technically objectifying women, since you can’t have a ratio without measuring a bitch…

The only problem with The Ratio is that some bitches who don’t have ratio but think they have ratio, because we live in a delusional world where you can be whatever you want to be and the rest of us have to accept it as fact, since it is “your” truth…or whatever….which I guess is interesting to see how these people aren’t very self aware..but with all the anti-depressants and coddling out there, that’s hardly a surprise..

The best thing about The Ratio is that it’s scientifically proven, so believe the SCIENCE motherfuckers…dudes like bitches with a waist and hips….

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2020

24

Nov

Charlotte Lawrence Farting With Her Nipples Out of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence has emailed the site to take down her shitty nudes on her quest to break free from the shadow of her famous and rich parents and pave the way for herself as a useless exhibitionist of the internet – like all the girls her age – because that’s how you get noticed wen you’re a lazy fucking rich kid, or really any kid who doesn’t believe in the concept of work, you do the CAM GIRL thing….and there’s nothing wrong with that, since we get to see tits, it just doesn’t require much thought…making all these retards even more retarded because they are rewarded for the dumbest shit…whether they are born rich LA people or not…

So yeah, Charlotte Lawrence has emailed me to take down her pics because she doesn’t see the humor in the site, she just thinks, or we assume she thinks that some creep got his hands on pics she made public and wrote mean shit about her and her mom Kate from Drew Carey show….and I guess I feel better about the whole thing, not that I feel bad about the whole thing, but I feel better about the whole thing when seeing what she actually finds comedic….fart jokes…

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, at least they’ve said that to me over the years, since I am sarcastic about most in my trolling….whether that comes through in a BLOG post or not is irrelevant….but I’ve been called an idiot for my sarcasm….as it is the lowest form of humor…when clearly…fart jokes are even lower on that list…not that I am a comedy expert, not a Judd Apatow over here, he’s like overly into jokes and made hundreds of millions because of it…he’d know where fart jokes land on the scale…

Now if you’re not watching this on mute, you can see young rich LA kid nipples because it’s a fashion trend that doubles as a tactic to get likes and follows that can be converted to dog shit pop music…that isn’t pop, but it’s trying to be!

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2020

24

Nov

Florence Pugh Bra Dance of the Day

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Florence Pugh is the mouth that sucks off Zach Braff like he’s not a fucking dinosaur that no one should give a fuck about….

She’s also an overrated celebrity who has been in a few things, possibly nominated for an oscar, and this is her attempt at comedy or dance, or who the fuck knows, I’m too busy trying to figure out why people act like she’s some hot thing….I mean is it solely because she has a vagina? Do you even know if she has a vagina? Braff always struck me for the kind of guy who puts objects in his ass, so I wouldn’t put TRANNY past her, at least not with those hard features….

In her defense, I do have facial recognition blindness, I don’t recognize people I actually know, they constantly look different. It could be some form of Autism, it is undiagnosed, but when I found out it was a thing, I knew it was a thing I had….because all people look pretty much the fucking same to me, and each time I see them it’s like news to me, and each time I see this one, it’s totally uneventful….a let down…because I know she gets all that hype that she clearly doesn’t really deserve….but like I said…maybe it’s solely based on her having that vagina ya’ll assume she has….so that being said, here she is being an idiot…

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2020

24

Nov

Leven Rambin Booty of the Day

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Leven Rambin is some rich kid actor who hasn’t acted since 2017…so she’s trying new played out tactics!

This is a shoot of her fat ass in her underwear, with her face down into the couch, the way I guess she wants to get fucked, I mean, if you’re going to pose in your underwear, you probably expect the bulk of people looking at it to think of fucking you in that position, it’s all part of the low hanging fruit grab for likes and follows and attention as all these losers fight for relevance so that they can run mainstream traditional celebrity jobs as “actors”….

It’s all so desperate, but we get to see some chunky upper thigh fucking the throw cover that is there to protect the couch from her chronic pussy drip…and the good news is that she’s also got tits…she’s more than just thigh thighs trying to seduce you…he tits live up to her fat texan ass…

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