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2020

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Fitness is the spice of fucking life….everything ever said about fitness has been positive…you get stronger, you look better, you live longer, you can eat shittier foods guilt free, it fights alzheimers and dementia, diabetes, heart attacks….you sleep better…you don’t need to shop at the big and tall store anymore…or pretend that you actually believe that big is beautiful and that fat people are people too…instead you can point and judge their laziness and disgustingness…fitness man…the spice of life…not that I am fit, but I do like when women are fit…and I think it is their duty to be fit, even if 50 percent of America is obese…..there’s still fit girls out there fighting the good fight to not be a statistic….I am just not one of those people…but I should be…I am just too far gone and fine with being as fat as I can be…but at least I am self aware and know that it’s gross.

This isn’t about me, this is about girls who workout, which was originally a post of girls being sluts in the gym, but as it turns out gyms are closed in a lot of places and the slutty in the gym turned into “look at my fitness body” assuming these people do fitness or just think they look fit….because that’s what it is all about…

Now some of these fitness pics are less fit than you’d want in a fitness pic, you know some 200 pound chick who is now 150 and thinks the 50 lbs weightloss means her body is fit, despite still being 150 pounds, now that she can run 5 miles without breaking a sweat…those endorphines from the workout and that muscle pump confuses them…but since they think they are fit, we’ll let them in our workout wednesday post because they are still girls being slutty the way nature intended…and probably the reasons gyms are so possible..people want to look as good as they can…for us perverts to stare at them…but don’t let them degrade you for that, don’t let them pull you down and call you a creep, making you feel bad about being that pervert…tey need us for validation…we are an integral part of the equation…we are “the audience” to their slut show…don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!

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2020

Nov

Zoey Deutch Bikini of the Day

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Zoey Deutch is the mom from Back to the Future’s daughter, so she’s pretty set up to do big things having been raised by rich and vapid famous parents, but despite being a celebrity rich kid, she’s less of a vapid get naked on instagram type, but more of a celebrity rich kid who works in the industry, who may also be a vapid slut, but she’s got enough work to polarize that as being the exception to the rule of celebrity rich kids being sluts.

This is actually one of her only slutty pics and it’s a basic bikini shot from a mile away, while other kids with celebrity parents are fisting themselves on Only Fans or on Instagram in exchange for followers, this one’s clickbait is subtle, muted, distant, but still enough to see that she’s got tits and an ass, which is really all we’re looking for, and the reality is even it wasn’t tits and an ass, but rather any other body part because she was in a terrible accident where she lost her tits and ass, we’d be ok with that to because that’s what perversion is….VERY inclusive….we take what we can get and sexualize it.

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2020

Nov

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie is in a bikini on some luxury vacation because she’s rich, what the fuck else is she going to do, not shower and shop at Salvation Army to seem more legit amongst the other rich kids in Brooklyn pretending to be poor, in efforts to come across as having more substance than they have since they have no substance…

The reality of it is that she’s Lionel Richie’s kid, he’s made 100s of millions of dollars over the years, so that she doesn’t need to work and if I was some richer that my wildest expectations motherfucker, I’d proabbly let my shitty kid live a 25k-50k a month lifestyle, because why the fuck not…it’s the family’s competitive advantage…

She looks good in a bikini, so why the fuck would she be doing anything but this vapid useless instagram shit, she’s the rich tits the Kardashians helped build, to make her uselessness seem more high profile, so that she can sell instagram brand deals to seem like she’s working towards something, even though she really doesn’t have to…she just needs to pose in her bikini, it’s hard work for rich sluts that have it all….I mean what do you expect her to be doing, saying “keep your money dad, I’m going to live out my dream being a Walmart Cashier”…she’s not that obscure or compelling, just mainstream bullshit living the top of the mainstream life, suburban really…but who cares…she’s tits in a bikini you’d all like to fuck…I mean whoever gets to K-Fed that is going to be laughing…on that “Hello, is it me you’re looking for” palimony…Get it.

Like all Sofia Richie posts, just be happy this isn’t Nicole Richie,

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2020

Nov

Jamie Chung Pussy Print of the Day

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Jamie Chung is a 40 year old who got her start in fame whoring on some MTV reality show back when MTV controlled the narrative of what was trendy or cool for all the idiot consumers who tuned in…..but I guess she didn’t get all that famous from her MTV reality show stint because it was a pre-social media era so being on TV didn’t put her on the map for what seems like forever, like all these other idiots who have been on reality shows and won’t go away….the fans keep them alive…

Jamie Chung went onto attempt a mainstream acting career that I guess wasn’t that lucrative, so she re-branded or re-focused her energy on doing the whole influencer model thing, they called them “style bloggers” but they never blogged, it was just a way to monetize selfies…

Since she’s asian, it is safe to say that she’s got a lot of opportunity hopping back into acting, they need asians since the world is going to become CHINA soon, and that whole inclusivity trend wants to give everyone a voice before everything becomes CHINESE….including Asians like Jamie Chung….

So the best tactic to get on that map, since she did that influencing thing, is to keep up the slutty, presented as fitness content with bike shorts you can see her pussy in…it doesn’t look sideways but it could be….

Either way, Yoga Porn to make dreams come true….

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2020

Nov

Kendall Jenner Missing Pussy Print of the Day

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I don’t know if Kendall Jenner followed her father’s lead and cut off her genitals, or maybe this is just a product of photoshop since they have a team on their staff that photoshops all their bullshit, since they are bullshit, I just know that bitch normally has pussy definition in every bikini and pants she wears, so much pussy definition, you’d think she’s one of those weirdos who pumps up her lips using the vacuum, then you remember that she has no idea what a vacuum is….rich people shit….and that this deflated pussy definition is likely someone who erased them before they uploaded them, to avoid the pussy shot being shameless…and you have to wonder how that guy feels when his day involves erasing Kendall Jenner’s pussy, Kim K’s testicle bulge, rebuilding Kylie to not be the troll she is….the Kardashian hired photoshopper an interesting member of pop culture that no one knows exists or cares exists because they like to believe the lie….where’s the documentary on that motherfucker….right…

All this to say….Bruce probably had Kendall’s pussy surgically removed and stapled to his tranny thigh…

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2020

Nov

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Wet Spot Wednesday is my weekly reminder that this site is vile. It will forever be banned from social media, from advertising networks, from any mainstream appeal, and I am ok with that because that whole capitalist, be like everyone else, bullshit isn’t that appealing to me….I think corporations and governments are evil and riding on the obscure corner of the internet is fine with me….even if it doesn’t pay the bills, it’s my charitable contribution to the world that will never see it…

However, why I protest through Wet Spot pics is beyond be, I find them all fucking vile…a pussy is a wonderful thing, I’ll eat an unshowered aids pussy after a heat wave any day, but to see crusty ass panties like shit needs to be sent to a doctor for some further tests makes me gag…

This is my fuck you post, if you’re not strong enough to handle this, you’re not strong enough to handle me, only I am not strong enough to handle this, it’s nice to know I’m not that desensitized from this internet machine….but gross.

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2020

Nov

Steel Balls and Other Videos of the Day

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Treee Goes Down and Takes Out Tractor

The 1000 Person Hasidic Wedding is LOL

Off Duty Cop Strikes Again

Interesting Boat

Don’t Do Drugs…

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2020

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It always amazes me that people don’t think Hollywood or entertainment industry isn’t a disgusting industry, making for a disgusting place, filled with disgusting people….that happen to have a lot of money and idiot fans that do anything they are told by their hollywood overlords because they’ve been brainwashed to think that’s the end all be all of humanity…..

These are terrible fucking people, oftentimes overpaid, who are vain and disgusting, and only like to be surrounded by other rich and beautiful people, they only use the simpletons as a tactic to keep on making that money…

If you see them interacting with a poor person, it’s for their own ego, like a journalist diving into some war torn community for the story, all in efforts to find depth…they don’t mean it, they aren’t good people….yet they are praised and celebrated by you…and people like me who call them out are seen as the disgusting ones, since we like to focus on their pussies…and by we I mean me..

The Richer the Better!

Fuck em all…

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Zoey Deutch – Hot in a Bikini and Wooden Shoes Cuz She’s Dutch….Check Out Those Tulips…
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Lily Easton is Hot in Bed
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Girl Throws her Titty Insert at Bald Guy’s Head
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Lamest Art Ever – Flags Representing Each COVID Death even Though COVID Deaths are Statistically False
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Rebecca Romijn Stamos’ Getting her MYSTIQUE Make-Up
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Sparring Scene of a 1954 Samurai Movie
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Kim K on her Knees Because she’s a Whore
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Is this Gay?
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Aubrey Plaza and her Cleavage Shirt
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This is what happens when you put Vodka in a Gas Tank…
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Idiot vs Spray Paint
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2020

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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BAN ALL HOLIDAYS…..Marketing companies are hilarious, where they treat everyone like they are weak, like using their product will mentally, physically, spiritually enhance them….they say things like “Know you’re worth”….or aspirational “you can be that person you want to be”…in a you can do better, like you’re not good enough, just buy this product….it’s a BUILD BACK BETTER when there’s nothing to build back….it’s all fucking with losers and their heads, affirming they are losers and programming them to buy nonsense to fix being losers, while still being losers…we are all losers, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise…look around you…they are all losers too…

I hate this aspirational shit, but I don’t mind fisting, which at times can be pretty aspirational…

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Kim Kardashian on Her Knees Reflecting,
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Bella Thorne is Getting Oscar Buzz for her New Movie
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Robot Wars: Isabella Fonte VS Anastasia Ashley
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Bendy Babes in Bikini.
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UNLV Tennis Player and Model Olivia Elliott is Worth a Look
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Noah Cyrus is Nominated for a Grammy and is Showing Off her Butt
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Monica Bellucci Still Hot in Vogue
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Bar Refaeli Booty In Leggings And In Crazy Yoga Poses!
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Rose McGowan’s In a BIkini
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Confessions of an Instagram Model…
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Shirt Bursts Open….Tits Bust out
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J.Lo is in a Nude Shoot
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Vanessa Paradis Hot in Harpers Bazaar
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Tyson Fury’s Wife VS a Punching Bag
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Trying Out A 13-Car Coaster Train On A Model Rollercoaster Set!
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Looking Into A Two Decade Old Abandoned Cabin In The Woods!
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This Is What Happens When You Put Vodka In Your Gas Tank!
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Drew Barrymore married Two People on her Show – THRUPPLE!
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Kate Hudson Workout Pokies
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Bigger Than Your Head,
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Madison Beer is Being Accused of Ripping Off Ariana Grande’s Look
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Marshawn Lynch Handed Out 200 Free Turkeys to Families in Need
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What Happened In The Cleetus And Cars Burnout 2020 Accident?
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Expert Drone Operator Flies Drone Over A Moving Train!
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AOC Defends Harry Styles’ Vogue Dress
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Tiny Girl. Tiny Bikini.
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Shay Mitchell’s Pregnancy Thirst Trap
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Hot Models Sofia Steinberg and Simona Kust in Vogue
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Laziest Cat Ever
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Here’s How Paper Clips Are Made!
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Diplo Bought this 13 Million Dollar House
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Painter with a crazy booty…
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Hailey Baldwin Looking Hot at 24
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Nude Model Rebecca Bagnol is Amazing
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Rose McGowan in a Bikini…
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Hailey Bieber in some Christian Wife PVC Leggings of the Day
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Rita Ora in a Yellow Dress with Pantyhose….
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Katy Perry Still Gross
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Bella Hadid in Tight Jeans
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Natalia Dyer – Flaunt Magazine
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Hudgens and her Boyfriend
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Eliza Rose Watson Naked
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Heart Shaped Butt Plug
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Halle Hayes n Body Paint!
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Creative Dildo Use
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Halle Hayes Naked
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Fishnets Eat a Black Dildo
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16 People having a Shitty Day
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Babe and her Pink Ballgag
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Hot Ass
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Horrendous Hookers
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Lauren Getting Naked
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What is she Wearing
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Pussy Licker!
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Hot Black Girls Naked
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Fancy Socks
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Hot Skinny Girl Naked…and Fingering.
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Pool Pisser
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2020

Nov

Bella Thorne Tits in a Movie of the Day

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Here’s Bella Thorne showing about as much nudity as she shows on her Only Fans that she bait and switches on her fans and perverts she’s milking with her low level cockteasing all these idiots fall for….she’s made millions a week on it and doesn’t even show nipple…not that you’d see her nipple if she did show it…it’s invisible…

This is Bella Thorne in a new movie about killing her dad Mickey Rourke, who despite the plastic face they both share, is not her real dad..but I do see why they cast him….besides the fact that he’s amazing..

She’s doing that Laundromat fetish I’m sure you all have, or that I have because I don’t care about your fetishes, even though I post MILKY TITS on monday and WET SPOT tomorrow and fat chicks on Sundays…this is about me…..and I’ve spent time in laundromats, more stealing the panties than seeing the busty bitch with the big back get dressed at the laundromat…you know since I’m there sniffing their dirty panties holding my dick…

But yeah, Bella Thorne’s in a movie that will go viral because she is an instagram, mainstream and porno scene influencer, and bitch PUSHES eyeballs to shit, which is why her Only Fans that she’s pretty lame on hasn’t got her blacklisted form Hollywood, she’s Disney Trained, one of their own, moving in on the generation as their leader…they need her…that’s why they created her…

It’s just weird that she always looks like she smells like park, but not any park, park where homeless people camp out….and use for a toilet…

I definitely don’t hate Bella Thorne, what she does, or any of that, I think it’s brilliant craftmanship, getting in on a bit of everything…I actually love it..but I just don’t find her hot….she has all the pieces needed to be hot…like tits and an pussy…and she’s sexualized herself where she talks eating pussy and squirting for fun….but it all comes across as gross…but that’s the generation!

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