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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2020

Nov

Lele Pons See Through of the Day

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Lele Pons has a stupid fucking stage name, her real name is Eleonora Maronese…

She’s a 24 year old fame hungry bitch who turned to the internet to find that fame….she got her start on VINE, when VINE shut down, she got into Youtube, Instagram, all the other places these idiots congregate for even bigger idiots who watch them or are compelled by their lazy content, because we are a world of mindless idiots….

Her instagram has something like 45 million followers, which is super star status on what I would argue is the lamest, Walmart of Big Tech platforms….a place that lacks everything cool…but that everyoen flocks to hoping their ugly asses can be the next Lele Pons…who if you scroll down you will see was fucking hideous before her surgeries…and I don’t think that’s some Awkward Teen before, she’s looking in her 40s with adult braces before veneers, face injections, nose jobs and tits could save the day…she was raised in Miami and was apparently bullied, so clearly bullying works because it made her get hotter, get famous, get paid…which is why I hate when people try to stop bullying, we need it….

The best thing about PONS is that she has Tourettes Syndrome….a “FUCK SHIT FUCK FINGER MY ASSHOLE” kind of girl….I mean that and the hilariousness that will ensue when the dude she marries doesn’t do the background research, knocking her up, only for a troll piece of shit monster to crawl out of her womb….

The worst thing about PONS, is that she makes pop music now, since anyone can…

This is her in some slutty outfity….looking better than she did, but still gross..

Lele Pons before surgery:

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2020

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

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Eiza González is some Mexico City born and raised, daughter of a model, who is now in the USA playing the Mexican in a few things, probably not enough things to satisfy her want to be the next Selma Hayek, because Hollywood needs Mexican nationals in their roster to call on when needed, and Hayek is 300 years old, so why not some other brat….

People who have never been to Mexico City think of it as some overpopulated cesspool of third world trash, because people are racist….and sure you can get parasites from the water there, but it’s actually a fully developed country, where there’s a rich side and a poor side. The rich side get driven around in bulletproof cars by their security, when not at their compounds, while the poor side drinks Mezcal….

I am going to assume that this one was rich, bought her work visa in the USA, and since she had some acting experience, was able to transition to english speaking roles, just as soon as she got her tits done, cuz Americans love big tits….so along with Bbay Driver, Fast and Furious Spin Off, something called Bloodshot with Vin Diesel, she’s on the map.

You may remember her as Josh Duhamel’s rebound after Fergie pulled her dick out of his ass….but the funniest thing about her, despite the before and after pics of before, showcasing all the work she’s had done, is that she’s a compulsive eater….the worst compulsion for a girl to have….

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2020

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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So girls wear tight pants, tight shorts, tight everything….I guess they like the way it hugs their pussy like a familiar perverted friend, or maybe they like how the elasticity holds them together and basically gives the illusion of what their nude body looks like…I don’t know, I just know it’s better than ill fitting sweatpants that are worn on periods…

I look at tight pants, tight shorts, tight everything because I guess I like the way it hugs their pussy, giving them that squeezed in place, “this is what they look like naked” even though I know when they are slipped / wrestled off…we are left with disappointment…

This is the PRE-disappointment …when the tight pants look good…

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2020

Nov

Girl Yelled at for Being Half Naked on Plane and Other Videos of the Day

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Russian Clown Car

Crane VS Bus – BRAWL

Car VS Burger Restaurant

Girl in Tight Shorts Kicked Off Plane for No mask

Mom of the Day – Gets Ticket – Speeds Off – Forgets Kid

Husband Fail

Man VS Pallet of Goods

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2020

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think it’s funny that no one understands that this site is a parody of all those fanboy sites that existed all those years ago….I would come across them and laugh at how virginal and desperate the writers were. I was like “this is some INCEL shit” before INCELS were even a thing, you know before they were out there driving vans into people in Toronto, or shooting up bars in California…the INCEL was just a socially awkward, friendless, loser who was scared to live….but who would collect UNDERWORLD DVDs and write about how hot a celeb is….

SO I said, wouldn’t it be funny to make fun of those virgin losers by doing the same kind of thing, but instead of praising the celebs they fantasize about, tear them down because the hooker down the street who may be 300 pounds and who may smell like a mix of feces, vinegar and AIDS, is far more interesting because at least you can get her to eat your asshole….plus celebs are overrated pieces of shit who don’t have talent and who are basically just fucking lies…so celebrating them like a 12 year old seeing his first set of tits made no sense to me….

The whole idea was to make fun of fan boys, while making fun of their celebrities, but instead, I just come across as an angry fan boy…and that’s too bad.

I should work on my satire, on my devlivery, walk you through the jokes, but why bother, I’ll just post links…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hailey Bieber is 24 and Looking Hot
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Paige Spiranac Comments on a Golfer’s Dick
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Monica Bellucci for Vogue!
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Girl VS Punching Bag
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Patrick Mahomes Puts Ketchup on Thanksgiving Turkey for Money
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Topless Model Rachel in Leggings
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Tyson Fury’s Wife Throwing Hands on a Punching Bag
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Laziest Cat Ever
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POV from a Guy’s Mouth
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Drone OVer Moving Train
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Cleetus and Cars Burnout 2020
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Virtual Choir!
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Diplo Busy 13 Million Dollar Malibu Home – Looks Like he Made It…
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This Girl Has Invested 4 Years in Getting an NFL Husband and She is Only 21
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2020

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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If this internet thing doesn’t work out for me, I’m thinking of getting into this “new normal” lucrative delivery game….you know delivering groceries to random hotties all day…jerking off in their food before serving it up hot…you know typical delivery guy things….I just need a car….and a valid driver’s license…and to expunge my criminal record…but a man is allowed to dream…at least until the government steals our right to dream…as they will…trying to make that UTOPIA happen where we are all the SAME….

I’d deliver groceries too….Masturbating in the cream…if needed…the way NATURE intended for Deliery drivers….Or I can just continue to masturbate on the damn internet through typing on this site….or I guess with all the nudes..like everyone else….we are all the same….

Here are some stepLINKS

Tricia Helfer Skinny Dips!
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Pirates Player Cole Tucker Spotted On a Date With Vanessa Hudgens
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Cardi B. Trying to be Sexy
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Girls in the Dorm Showing their Asses
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Madison Pettis Gets Cozy!
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Caroline Wozniacki Enjoyed Some Pool Time in the Bahamas
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Elle Fanning Gets Weird
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Battle of the Beach Booty
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Star Athlete Trevor Lawrence’s Hot Girlfriend Who has 4 Years Invested on Him and is Only 21.
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Halsey in a Bra!
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Eagles Superfan Sammy Draper Introduces Us to Her Busty Saints Fan Friend Jessica Annelle
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Did Miley Steal this Video.
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Bella Thorne Nipple Ring!
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Vanessa Hudgnes in a Ferrari Being Busty in the Seat Belt
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Funny Memes….
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Paulina Gretzky Naked on Instagram
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Skydiver Nearly Misses Hitting A Mountain At Terminal Velocity!
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Himalayan Bear Has Some Fun On The Swing!
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Ken Jennings will be the new host of Jeopardy. For a minute.
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Upside Down with Rita Ora!
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The X League’s C.J. Dunning in a Trumpkini, Markieff Morris Re-Signed With Lakers and Duke Basketball Cancels Opener
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Rainey Qualley Keeping things Clean!
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The Battle of the Beach Booty
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Christian Serratos in a Sexy Dress at the 2020 AMAs!
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Cashier Calls Customers Names!
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The Wobble Dog 9003i Is A Machine That Wobbles Hot Dogs!
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Melissa Gilbert says her spinal surgery was ‘wildly successful’
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Destene Kinser’s War Paint!
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No Bra Club and a Big Titty Jiggle
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Professional Rally Driver Works From Home By Playing DiRT 2!
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People Fling Cow Dung In This Indian Festival!
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Album John Lennon signed for his killer comes to auction
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Laura Devushcat’s Playboy Shoot!
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Big Booty in G-String Baking
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The Sparring Scene Of The 1954 Movie, Seven Samurai!
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Man Escapes Just In Time To Avoid Getting Crushed By A Concrete Slab!
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The Second Camera Girl On “Inglorious Basterds” Is Absolutely Hilarious!
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Latex Wearing Booty
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Man Getting Carried Off By Police Sings “I Believe I Can Fly”!
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The Step-Brother Porn Prank With A Twist!
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Kid Accidentally Ends Up Breaking Glass Window, Gets Scared Of The Consequences!
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Bebe Rexha and Doja Cat Take the Stage
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Future Olympian
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Italian Athletics Indoor 2019 Is Truly A Sight To Behold!
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Sara Devignon Nude Splash!
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Chandler Parsons Popped the Question To this Bikini Babe!
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J.Lo at the AMAs
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Driving 2 Bikes at the Same Time
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Dad Would be Proud
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Drilling Fence Post Holes
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DIzzy Fetish!
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Johnny Rotten Got Bit on his Dick By a Flea
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Latest Victim of Covid – Orgies
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Girl Takes her Heels To a Lambo…
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Dwayne Johnson ‘refuses’ to concede Sexiest Man Alive title to Michael B Jordan and more headlines
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Coffee Shop G-String
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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FIND THE PERFECT CAM GIRL FOR ALL YOUR CAM GIRL NEEDS IF YOU
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Pregnant Elsa Hosk Walking
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Jessica Alba in Pink Leggings
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Kaia Gerber in Leggings
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Pregnant Em Rata
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Reese Witherspoon in Leggings
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Ali Larter on the Streets
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Chantel Jeffries in Leggings
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Josephine Skriver in Lingerie
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Emily Alyn Lind Big Cleavage
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Ana De Armas PDA in the Tight Jeans.
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Elle Fanning
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FIND THE PERFECT CAM GIRL FOR ALL YOUR CAM GIRL NEEDS IF YOU
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Minnesota Dildo Ride!
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Mental Mondays
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A Bunch of Hot Booty
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Ashely James Nipple in a See through
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Usula Corbero’s Titties
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Pink Dildo Fuck
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Scumbag of the Week
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Slow Motion Big Tits,
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Lesbians in a Car
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Butt Plug is In
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16 People Having a Shittier Day than You
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Holy Boobs….
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Two Friends – Two Dildos – Two Butt Plugs
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Pornstar Got Fat
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This Woman Gets Intense for Selfie Video
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Back that Ass Up
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Public Dildo Reveal
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Pregnant Sluts
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CHUBBY HOTTIE USES A DILDO TO FIND OUT HOW DEEP HER PUSSY IS
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Deodorant Keeping Pussy Fresh…
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Public Displays of Affection
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Panties to the Side – Dildo Fuck
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Titty Flashers
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Massive Dildo Challenge
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23 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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2020

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is having the time of her life in COVID, at least according to her social media that she decided to not neglect, since she’s the Godmother of Disney kids who has been taking nude selfies since before there were smart phones…or it was when there were first generation iphones….Motorola Razr shit…so it’s only logical for her to dive down that be slutty on social for your millions of fans and monetize, get on the map, get more jobs, social is all anyone fucking cares about….so if you’re not there, you’re dead, and since she was recently single, had some fuck still left in that pussy, she brings it. and today’s “it” is a bikini with her friend who’s humping her…girls hump when they hangout now, “OMG, so we’re hanging out, let’s stick butt plugs in our asses for my OnlyFans, then we’ll do some pissing in each other’s mouths for your only fans, it will be so NEAT”….. because they are all perverts too…working as sex workers instead of retail and that’s great news for us masturbators of the world…

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2020

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I know the media is pushing this whole COVID thing on us. It’s all over the news all day and I guess it must be an important thing since bars and restaurants are closed here, there are curfews in California, protests and celebrations maskless are fine, but don’t got to Granny’s for Thanksgiving, don’t even go to your parent’s for thanksgiving, basically cut ties with your family, your computer is your only friend now…don’t go to stores…the internet is the only way to shop….CASH will be replaced with credit cards….now you are officially one step away from being a computer they can just turn on and tap into…nothing good will come from all this….

But yeah, I know the media pushes out that agenda of “WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE”….which could be why all the nurses get naked on the internet daily, a WHO GIVES A FUCK WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE….some frontline worker shit…or maybe they just aren’t that busy and realize their sex worker dreams can come true if they take pics of themselves half naked at work…you make that extra cash now that they can’t fire you since it’s a pandemic….

I think it’s irresponsible nursing, keep the VIRUSES at work,not in your cunt…but I guess I’m glad these who have been celebrated after years of people being thankless….are finding new ways to be appreciated..you know, bed side manner shit for the masturbators.

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2020

Nov

Rowan Blanchard Face Down Ass Up of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is some Disney kid who turned 18 then gave her stage parents the finger and left LA to greener pastures in NYC where she clearly found Hipster Queer Feminist Erotical rich kid trying to find their edgy, true, artistic self because they have a solid budget thanks to having been sold as a kid to a shit industry….put that childhood trauma into some lingerie face down ass up nonsense and call it art because your generation are a bunch of naked on the internet perverts…which I guess is pretty awesome…at least for someone who remembers when celebrities weren’t producing hipster nudie shoots…it’s a better time for sleazy content even if the rest of the world is collapsing, at least we got sluts being slut empowered with reclaiming their sexuality as they sexualize themselves. Nice.

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2020

Nov

Rita Ora Opens Wide of the Day

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Rita Ora is a solid set of tits who is only a few weeks away from being 30, despite having thought she was 40, I want to see original birth certificate, I don’t believe that they were lost in the Yugoslavia war….or maybe Chernobyl, I don’t know where this bitch is from, I just know she’s a solid set of tits who is more than just tits, but also a host, a model, an influencer, a pop star you’ve never heard any songs from….but the tits are the most interesting thing about her, arguably what got her all those other things because tits are the gift that keep on giving if you’ve got them, and you don’t…and they don’t want you, but at least you can visualize yourself feed Rita Ora some jelly beans thanks to her naughty posing in these naughty pics that are even naughtier the more creative you get with things you’d feed her…..I’m up the SUBWAY SANDWICH and I’m so hard right now…if you know what I mean…I’m not…but you get what I mean. Pervert losers.

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