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2020

23

Nov

Shower Sundays of the Day

I guess it defeats the purpose of putting together these weekend posts, only to post them on Monday at noon, but I am a degenerate and when Friday rolls around, the idea of getting back on the computer makes me want to kill myself….

I am not interested in my phone, the screen, chatting, texting, porn, news, social media…none of that….I just stare at the wall in peace…the way nature intended…

So I have failed all you perverts who wanted the SwimSuit Round-up, since girls in Swimsuits give you boners…

Or the Skinny Girl Round Up, because skinny girls are hot…a crowd favorite really…

Or the Weight Watchers weekend, for the chubby chasers, because this is about inclusivity and fat girls think they are people too, so they are posting up nudes of themselves like they aren’t fat, all because everyone is fat and dudes encourage them into thinking they are hot….when my era was more about laughing at the fat girl and only fucking her in secret….

Then there’s Shower Sundays, because Sundays are for showers….a place for respite, relaxation, where you can live like me….screenless…until the hot water runs out..

So I failed you, but we’re here now…look how good we are…

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2020

23

Nov

Weight Watchers on the Weekend Sunday of the Day

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I guess it defeats the purpose of putting together these weekend posts, only to post them on Monday at noon, but I am a degenerate and when Friday rolls around, the idea of getting back on the computer makes me want to kill myself….

I am not interested in my phone, the screen, chatting, texting, porn, news, social media…none of that….I just stare at the wall in peace…the way nature intended…

So I have failed all you perverts who wanted the SwimSuit Round-up, since girls in Swimsuits give you boners…

Or the Skinny Girl Round Up, because skinny girls are hot…a crowd favorite really…

Or the Weight Watchers weekend, for the chubby chasers, because this is about inclusivity and fat girls think they are people too, so they are posting up nudes of themselves like they aren’t fat, all because everyone is fat and dudes encourage them into thinking they are hot….when my era was more about laughing at the fat girl and only fucking her in secret….

Then there’s Shower Sundays, because Sundays are for showers….a place for respite, relaxation, where you can live like me….screenless…until the hot water runs out..

So I failed you, but we’re here now…look how good we are…

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2020

23

Nov

Skinny Girl Saturday of the Day

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I guess it defeats the purpose of putting together these weekend posts, only to post them on Monday at noon, but I am a degenerate and when Friday rolls around, the idea of getting back on the computer makes me want to kill myself….

I am not interested in my phone, the screen, chatting, texting, porn, news, social media…none of that….I just stare at the wall in peace…the way nature intended…

So I have failed all you perverts who wanted the SwimSuit Round-up, since girls in Swimsuits give you boners…

Or the Skinny Girl Round Up, because skinny girls are hot…a crowd favorite really…

Or the Weight Watchers weekend, for the chubby chasers, because this is about inclusivity and fat girls think they are people too, so they are posting up nudes of themselves like they aren’t fat, all because everyone is fat and dudes encourage them into thinking they are hot….when my era was more about laughing at the fat girl and only fucking her in secret….

Then there’s Shower Sundays, because Sundays are for showers….a place for respite, relaxation, where you can live like me….screenless…until the hot water runs out..

So I failed you, but we’re here now…look how good we are…

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Posted in:Skinny

2020

23

Nov

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

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I guess it defeats the purpose of putting together these weekend posts, only to post them on Monday at noon, but I am a degenerate and when Friday rolls around, the idea of getting back on the computer makes me want to kill myself….

I am not interested in my phone, the screen, chatting, texting, porn, news, social media…none of that….I just stare at the wall in peace…the way nature intended…

So I have failed all you perverts who wanted the SwimSuit Round-up, since girls in Swimsuits give you boners…

Or the Skinny Girl Round Up, because skinny girls are hot…a crowd favorite really…

Or the Weight Watchers weekend, for the chubby chasers, because this is about inclusivity and fat girls think they are people too, so they are posting up nudes of themselves like they aren’t fat, all because everyone is fat and dudes encourage them into thinking they are hot….when my era was more about laughing at the fat girl and only fucking her in secret….

Then there’s Shower Sundays, because Sundays are for showers….a place for respite, relaxation, where you can live like me….screenless…until the hot water runs out..

So I failed you, but we’re here now…look how good we are…

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2020

20

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s like when….your wife who disgusts you gets offered sex from someone she went to high school with on facebook and next thing she’s sending him nudes amd suddenly she seems more appealing to fuck because someone’s keen on fucking her…but not that much more appealing…you’re just happy she’s stopped making you eat her out on Fridays after dinner…..

Do you think I’d get sued if I made a t-shirt that said:

I Fucked Tom Hanks when I was 7 and all I got was this Lousy t-shirt.

Is that Tom Hanks things still a thing, I remember when the internet went nuts over that shit, it was crazy times….and I guess it still is and always will be…

Build back better….Don’t shame women for anything but them not sucking your dick…

Build back better….If you’re masturbating in the truck stop bathroom and no one is there to call the police on you…or sodomize you as truck stop bathrooms encourage…did it even happen…

Watch out for that virus…..it’s a virus…..and if you die from it, it’s because you caught it and couldn’t fight it off, why close bars over that? We all die…and vaccine or not that virus isn’t going anywhere, but I guess those who don’t get mandatory vaccinated will be going places…like FEMA CAMPS…

The good news is that seeing all you humans being policed and controlled is pretty hilarious…we know humans need the reset since humans don’t matter….there’s an astroid that’ll hit us in 20 to 30 years….I think we’re ready and possibly to see it happen in our life time…a “Go Down WITH THE Rest of the World”….is almost the best way to go….I’m taking you fuckers with me…

BUT LINKS MATTER…I just wish I didn’t have to do them….you have the easy job…

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Russian Long Jumper Victoria Gorlova Has an Elite Level Selfie Game
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Bella Thorne’s Fetish in a Massive Hot Shoot
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Bella Hadid in a See Through Top…
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Ferne McCann in Sheer Lingerie
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Girl Does a Booty Pop
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WWE Fired Rising Star Zelina Vega for Joining OnlyFans
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Elle Fanning Gets a Hobby! Face Swapping!
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Watch this Hot TikTok Girl Dancing in a Bikini to Christmas Music
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Bar Refaeli Workout Pokie
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In the Grotto
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Paulina Gretzky Celebrating Dustin Johnson’s
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Bella Hadid Got Inked!
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Anne Winters 90s Vibes Looking Hot
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Girl Oils Herself Up in Bikini
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Jena Sims Shook Her Georgia Peach Partying With Boyfriend Brooks Koepka
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Got Long Legs and Sexy Boots
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Corinne Olympio in a Bikini and Pudgy
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In Bed with Sofia Richie.
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Bunny Holiday Brings the Babes……in SHEER lingerie
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Hot Girl in the Hot Tub
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Olivia Culpo Flashes Serious Boob
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Joy Corrigan Nipple Pokies Outside
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How to Carve Fruits
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Man Can’t Enter His House Because Of Black Ice!
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“Coming 2 America” set to arrive early 2021
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Rhian Sugden Lingerie Shoot
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Hot Bikini Girl
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Youtube’s New Policy Of Putting Ads On Non-Monetized Videos While Not Paying The Creators
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Barack Obama Surprises Youtube Twins As They Listen To Bob Dylan!
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Marc Anthony selling Florida Mansions
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Some Behind The Scenes Footage Of Keanu Reeves In Cyberpunk 2077!
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McKayla Maroney in Some hot Pics
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Hot Girl in Strappy Lingerie
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When Rapping Takes An Obscure Turn!
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Barack’s first day books sales beat out Michelles!
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Egyptian Fisherman Has Fish Stuck In His Windpipe, Almost Dies
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Topless Model Swantje Paulina!
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Flower Bikini Girl
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What Makes Lotus Silk So Expensive?
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The Makeup Of Jack Nicholson As Joker In The Movie ‘Batman’!
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Male “Wipeout” Contestant Dies After Completing the Obstacle Course
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Megan The Stallion is Serving Body!
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Greta Cozzolino’s Hot Bikini Shoot
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Demi Rose in a Sheer Lingerie Outfit
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Hot Bikini Girl….
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Putting Into Perspective What A Billion Dollars Looks Like!
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A Real Japanese Guy Reacts To Japanese Kanji Tattoos!
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Troy Aikman Gets Sexual on Thursday Night Football
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Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa Hit the Road!
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Margot Robbie Breaks 5 Year Nudity Ban with Some Nudity
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Kendall Henner in White
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Kaia Gerber in Leggings
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Mackenzie Foy in
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Eva Green in a Mag
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Karlie Kloss Titties in a Sportsbra
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Christy Turlington in a Magazine
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Emma Corrin in Vogue UK cuz she’s an It-Girl Now
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Davina McCall in Panties, Bike Shorts and a Leootard
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Chanel Jeffries Cameltoe in Leggings
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Nicole Scherzinger Working Out in Leggings
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Pregnant Emma Roberts in Leggings
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Sara Sampaio Cameltoe in Leggings
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Kate Mara in a Sheer Dress
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Vanessa Paradis Cleavage…
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Hailey Bieber in Jeans
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Amber Valletta in Vogue Spain…
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Red on Red – Molly Stewart’s Face Ride
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Fatty Backs Up on Dick the Wrong Way
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Girl Has Extreme Orgasm
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17 People having Shittier Day Than You
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Girls Peeing
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Upskirt Dildo Ride
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Chantel Jeffries Leaked Nudes
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Nurse of the Year!
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Public Atrocitites
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Naked and Pregnant
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Lana Rhoades Gone Solo
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Alisa Amore in a Sheer Top
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PAWG
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Public Displays of Affection
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Peeing on the Side of the Road – Gone Wrong
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Booty in a Onesie
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Great Set of Monster Tits
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Squirt Squirt…
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Hot Korean Reddit Amateur
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Black and White Artistic Masturbation
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Unzip Titty Reveal
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Clear Dildo is the Window to the Soul
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Sex Move of the Day
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Eggplant Emoji Take Literally
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Who is Ready to Party….
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Today in Panty Peels
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The Girlfriend Experience
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Animals Hate Us
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2020

20

Nov

Jordyn Jones Twerking for Her Mom of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is Twerking for her white trash mom because Jordyn Jones likes to twerk, it’s the evolution of dance, for the dance dance revolution of dance obsessed weirdos, allowing some girl from a dance reality show for kids, on some toddlers and Tiara vibe, to continue to exist into her adult years, making lots of money doing it, making the white trash back home in Michigan pretty stoked…since it is the whole reason they sold her to the industry at 7…you know white trash things you do to get by…

The mom’s look of disgust or shock is an act, if the dance thing didn’t work, I am sure this girl would be in porn…but I also just made that up…based on the fact her mom sold her to the industry at 7….

All this to say…dance is fucking dumb but it’s given Jordyn Jones a great body until she ends up with her mom’s body when the dancing stops, the metabolism slows, the eating continues, and the failures and regrets start to shine through….it’s called the aging process.

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2020

20

Nov

Foot Fetish Chick Friday of the Day

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Slimsoftsoles

I don’t have a foot fetish, I actually find them pretty disturbing. It doesn’t mean I haven’t had a foot job or sucked on feet, it jut means that since the dawn of the internet the foot fetishists have been consistently weird….they get excited when they see feet in random pics that normal people don’t even notice the feet in….then they get into asking girls they follow on social media for feet pics….then they get into the whole buying feet pics off girls…which has actually paved the way for girls to monetize their content for people to jerk off….the feet pic is the gateway to the dildo pic…it’s the planting the seed in a girl’s mind that she can make money off a pic of a body part and the rest just evolves into bigger and better things…

This is a round-up of instagram girls, who have jumped on the feet pic trend, for the feet pic fetishists, only they are giving that shit away as a tease I guess to get dudes to buy their feet videos…or maybe they are just into feet….because any girl who has been on the internet knows…crop feet out of your pics other the feet finders will find you….while these girls are like “BRING IT”….

Lorinfeet

Tabootoes

Feet Explosivetoess

Crstalsinfulcomedy

Celebrities who have a foot fetish
Shailene Woodley

Britney Spears

Rosie Perez

Toni Braxton also has a foot fetish and loves The Rock’s feet the most.

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2020

20

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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If you’re into seeing and comparing girls in clothing with what they look like not in clothing…this is the post for you…..

Step right up and see over 75 pictures of girls asking the age old question of “what do her tits look like out of that burdensome clothing”….because as men, we are faced with clothed women every day of our lives, and for a split second in all those meetings, we wonder how the tits hang….we don’t even know we’re thinking it, it’s just like a flash bulb in your head of “why isn’t she naked”….

Luckily, we are in an era of enough women wanting to get naked online because they think they are hot, the naked body is nothing to be ashamed of, the whole female body must be reclaimed by selling nudes online, etc…

So in being in the era of enough women getting naked, they need ways to show their nakedness…and this is a great way to do it…because it takes the guess work out of “what do her tits like in that burdensome clothing”. If you know what I mean.

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Posted in:OnOff

2020

20

Nov

Rita Ora Big Cleavage of the Day

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In case you were wondering, Rita Ora hasn’t forgotten she has tits and that the only reason anyone notices her is because of those tits….because she’s in a tight shirt and she’s giving off “BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD” vibes, which is better than her giving off “Is this Kelly Osbourne?” vibes…because despite popular racist beliefs, she is not a black person…she is a white person from Yugoslavia or some shit….so yes, I see Kelly Osbourne 75% of the time I see pics of Rita Ora….and I have no idea why…

All this to say, nothing wrong with the big titty reveal by Rita Ora, this is the only thing she should be doing…TITTY FETISH content, the whole dreams of being a pop star with a hit song should be pushed aside and she should focus on what she’s good at…showing her tits.

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2020

20

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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You don’t need to be a fisherman to want to roll up a fishnet and jerk off while sniffing it….or if you’re adventurous…stick your dick in it….because fishnets are more than just a tool needed by commercial fisherman, it’s lingerie….lingerie that girls and guys can agree are hot even if we can’t really figure out the exact reason why it is hot….maybe it’s just years of neuro linguistic programming that has made us feel on an instinctive level that any girl in fishnets is a slut and we love sluts….or maybe girls who doll themselves up in things like lingerie shows them putting some effort into themselves, into looking hot, I mean most girls think just being there consenting is enough involvement in the sex….if you’re lucky they’ll wipe their cunts with a wet-nap or some shit…but to get all decked out for a slutty selfie or for sex in this kind of thing just outshines that lazy hole willing to fuck because it feels like it is its duty……

So here are a bunch of girls in fishnets for fishnet friday, putting effort in, even if fishnets only cost a few dollars at the pharmacy, but you already know that you cross dressing freak…..

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