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2020

11

Dec

Dirty Rowan Blanchard of the Day

I don’t know what kind of childhood this Rowan Blanchard girl had but I do know that the day she turned 18 she moved to NYC to do half naked shoots for instagram, you know to be all edgy and queer, the way her entire generation is, which makes it boring because mainstream is boring, if everyone is into it and everything becomes a HOSTESS TWINKIE MCDONALDS HAPPY meal, it becomes boring….even if their version of mainstream is edgy and half naked, it’s not authentic and a bunch of lame ass ducks are out polluting a beautiful thing of being an internet slut…a thing that’s been around for a long time…

SO…she’s doing some dirty shoot to be edgy, I see it as a step back from taking her Disney or Nickelodeon or whatever show she was on career, you becsause this is low hanging fruit bullshit girls do to get noticed, while this one’s already noticed…but I guess people are idiots and don’t really know how to navigate the world or distinguish the difference between porn being something to jerk off to, and porn being something to partake in….

Pretty fucking lame…but a mud covered bitch may be your fantasy, you know some hitchiker on a highway kind of thing and that’s probably what she’s trying to trigger in you….but I have a feeling she’s not trying to trigger anything, not that much thought goes into things…

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2020

11

Dec

Masha Melnyk Panty Flash Friday of the Day

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Her name is: Masha Melnyk

Here’s a little panty flash for a friday, not that I ever do panty flash friday, I don’t even remember the hashtags I do everyday there are just SO Many of them because so many girls are exhibitionists sluts, keeping us busy…and I could theoretically do a dozen more slutty hashtags daily, there’s just so much fucking nudity out there…

This is just a panty flash friday because I came across this AMAZING Russian girl winning at life on social media and I love it….Some Sharon Stone shit, but hotter, even though you can’t see pussy lip…but remember, sometimes not seeing pussy lip is more exciting than seeing pussy lip….it’s hard to believe for you porn addict graphic sex watching perverts…but it’s true. LESS IS MORE….

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2020

11

Dec

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butts aren’t just what happens when you have anal sex with a French girl on a first date that’s less of a date and more of a first encounter…French girls are fun…if you’re into getting shit on your dick from strangers..

Frog Butts are also a pose that girls do because they like the way it makes their ass look….so they all hop onto the trend because they are all one trick ponies who lack creativity and confidence to invent their own shit, there’s comfort in keeping up with the JONESES but we’re lucky that the JONESES are at that stage in their relationship where they CUCK or SWING because everyone’s trying to outdo each other in SLUTTY…

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2020

11

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnet Friday is something for people of all ages to jack off to, because fishnets are as relevant today as they were in 1870….because girls have been slutty, seductresses to either feel better about themselves, earn money, or please their man…it’s an age old, tale as old as time, girls want to be jacked off to…even the uglies…

Here’s some fishnets, romantic and exciting lingerie times…

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2020

11

Dec

ATM Thief Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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Kids in a Go Kart Driving in Traffic

Cheap Thief…

Angry Bulgarian Road Rage

Police Arrest Man Throwing Cash in the Street

Idiot at the Car Wash

Stove Explodes

American Tourist Freaks Out While Being Detained At A Thai Hotel

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2020

11

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Fisrt….the evil mainstream media has FINALLY exposed some of the only fans girls / all of the only fan girls for false marketing. They charge a monthly fee for access to premium content and for DMs, but the hook is that their only fans accounts are run by third party agencies, who outsource the DM work to Indian virtual assistants, and you can tell by the captions the girls write for the upsell of premium content with captions like “see me squirt” and shit you know these people would never write. The fact is that influencers by definition are lazy as shit, so the idea they would be running their show is idiotic. I think it is my duty as DrunkenStepfather to file a class action for the protection of men everywhere being duped for being idiots. Keep bragging about your million dollar month in sales you sluts, we are coming for you. If you’re a lawyer and reading this and want to get in on suing only fans girls for fun, let’s link up and make internet magic.

Second….this death sentence bullshit that the lame instagrammers are hopping on saying how unjust a dude who DID THE CRIME and GOT THE SENTENCE FOR THE CRIME is…is fucking mental….dude was involved in killing two innocent people over the course of 9 hours….when death sentence was in place for anyone over 18….the real crime is that he’s been mooching off the system for 21 years and they didn’t get to it sooner….and sure he’s reformed now…that he’s been in jail 21 years…fuck that guy….and it’s not a race issue, it’s the fact he killed two innocent people minding their own damn business…so KIM K being the advocate and all these LOSERS hopping on board are the problem with society – CANCEL THEM ALL…

I don’t believe in the death sentence or capital punishment, I also don’t believe in the law and think we should go to some self regulating governance where we can kill or be killed, COWBOY era…when life was fun…..

But if there’s a death sentence in place and you do some dumb shit and get the death sentence, thems the fucking breaks….to see people defend a killer and victimize a killer for whatever reason and not the VICTIMS is sick…that would be like them defending the frat boy fucking the drunk girl calling him a rapist the next day….because they are inconsistent…and NO…it’s not a race issue…I don’t know the color of the people killed, or care that dude is white or black…making a THING out of this….through social media activism is fucking disgusting…

The same people wishing death on Weinstein for fucking some dumb opportunist actresses who were USING him with his Mutated Herpes / Gangrenous Dick…are saying “SAVE A VICIOUS MURDERER HE WAS ONLY 18 and didn’t know better”….if I got in a car at 18 drunk and drove over a three year old playing in her front yard, I’d be the devil and I’d get life…and people would rejoice…but this waste of space human is who they are championing, is this really what the media pushes with their puppet sluts…CRAZY.

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2020

10

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I know you all hate pronouns because they are useless and pretentious, but I googled an actual pronoun earlier today and learned that you are not supposed to ask a person their pronoun as it is a person experience in their self identity or some shit…that it’s the most private of things because it’s how a person identifies themselves to themselves….but then I wonder if it was so private, why does every fucking advertise it, neon sign shit, instagram bios and probably t-shirts of the shit…if it was so private to the pronoun people…why don’t they shut the fuck about it…the fact is WE ALL WANT IT TO BE PRIVATE…we don’t need to know your shit and if you get called SHE or HER or HE and HIM instead of THAT or THEY….then stop crying about it with your don’t gender me…suck it up, it’s private experience that self identity…keep it private you attention seeking cunt…

Pronouns are pretentious….it also said a person could be man, woman, both, neither….gender neutral..all under this one pronoun….

The world is nuts, and COVID didn’t do enough of a clean-up job, but maybe the vaccine will help….

Had to throw some covid untested vaccines people are running for in there…because it’s also a reminder that the world is nuts…

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2020

10

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Bra Top Cuz she’s Trash of the Day

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Bella Thorne is trash that encourages young girls to also be trash while ripping off girls who are trash and I look forward to society finding morality again so that our idols are good moral leaders, not that I am against girls who are trash, but when trash is mainstream it takes the fun out of trash….I am all for porn being a private, secret, thing. I don’t need to see everyone masturbate or know everyone masturbates, there is beauty in mystery. They call it the tease..

Cheapening yourself for likes, hype and clout, but that will get old fast. As any pornstars, it’s all down hill from when you do your first anal scene.

I get it, trash is funny, instagram gratification is good, this is how you make the most noise, but it gets fucking boring….and this is boring…

Belle Thorne looks like she smells like walmart, not what I look for in celebs, but she’s famous, in the industry, an “actress”…but not my definition of celebrity…more of a Kardashian than a LOhan….if you know what I mean…SHOUT OUT LOHAN…the only redhead who matters.

But then again, Bella Thorne is bigger than that old school suffocating Hollywood, she’s got her hands in a bunch of businesses and is cashing in off her generation, so maybe being trash is good when you’re faking it for clout, because you’re Disney trained and know how to shock and awe and manipulate the minds of the youth…you’re TRAINED on that….so as you pretend to be a crackhead, you actually have 33 million dollar businesses running and that Hollywood shit is just for marketing….cash grabbing capitalism dreams….

Can’t hate a girl for influencing the new generation to get naked on the internet becaue it’s normal and profitable…we will never RUN out of NUDES….she’s the hero we need for a future filled of NUDES….NEVER NO NUDES!!!

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2020

10

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Everybody wash your assholes….because it’s Asshole behind Thong Thursday!! A day to celebrate assholes behind thongs…because the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul….and the asshole is so modern of an orificie that it’s gender neutral…..and an asshole may smell like shit cuz you shit out of it…but all the kids like to eat it anyway…so the unifying asshole is most easily release or unleashed to the internet by posing casually in a thong…a little peak to the discolored, is the gateway to post more hardcore…you know because this could technically be seen as a panty pic to a girl who tells her dad she doesn’t need that summer job because she’s selling lewd pics on the internet…but don’t worry, she won’t humilate the family because she keeps her panties on…and asshole behind thong is the grey area panty on…so you can feel morally sound participating in the fun…while all us perverts look on…

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2020

10

Dec

Sophie Mudd Tits for Will Ferrell of the Day

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Sophie Mudd built her IG audience because she’s got huge tits, but then she decided to take the higher road and not be shameless about her tits, all while still having tits…it was something I felt she should have been unfollowed and punished for…it’s called a bait and switch…a little “you sold me this bill of goods where I expect each pic to be your huge tits on your small enough frame before you get too fat”…and instead I got you in outfits trying to do the fashion influencer thing.

My theory, which is probably the right theory is that her agents told her that the brands thought her shit was too slutty, despite brands paying out Em Rata who is as shameless with the tits, but we can’t all be Em Rata….I mean, it’s hard to make our eyes go that close together to look like some kind of terrifying bird….maybe she gets the brand deals because they’ve seen her belly button and she’s a retardation…

Anyway, this is about another set of shameless tits, Sophie Mudd tits, that during quarantine, like other whores realized their was more money in selling nudes and whether this is her nudes she’s selling or not, I don’t know…I just know she’s flashing ELF, the worst Xmas movie ever, despite what they tell you and any of you into Will Farrell are the fucking problem…but we can handle him when he’s getting flash4ed by huge slutty tits…

Anyway, it’s a cash grab and the last few months of her selling nudes potentially made her life changing money, a shocking concept for me, because I would never want to support any of these garbage people on their scam….there’s enough free porn…plus I know they don’t even run their own feeds, they aren’t the one’s DMing their fans, it’s indian call center shit….and it’s all clickbait, cash grab, bait and switch, false marketing cash grabs…. and I don’t need to feel like I’m helping, contributing, to the things I jack off to….if anything it’s an honor for them that with all the nudity out there, I choose them to cum to…so maybe they should be paying me…and the guys who think throwing money at bitches makes jacking off to them better….I recommend you spend your money on BITCOIN…or you can send me BITCOIN…where’s my guardian angel sponsor…I’ll flash one up this bitch and flash GEORGE BAILEY my titties…I’m a whore like that…or like SOPHIE MUDD….in this together!