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2020

24

Nov

Addison Rae Cameltoe of the Day

TikTok amazes me, but not in a good way, like “Oh wow that’s Amazing”….or a “Look at how amazing all these hot girls dancing are”..

…but more like “China has very sophisticated technology, in part because they own 51% of the tech used in anything made in China, but also because they invest in Technology as they are a rich fucking country with really smart fucking people, that have developed some of the most sophisticated AI systems that they use to track and grade their citizens, because population control is terrifying yet effective, especially in communism, and they used said technology to discover that the long play to infiltrate America, along with buying up all the available real estate inventory, including massive amounts of land in all kinds of places, is to create a dancing app for people to dance in 30 second clips, usually badly, with zero to know real effort, and they’ll sign over their fucking life.”….

You see, with all their research from their spyie, they determined that the way to infiltrate the data of every fucking American now, some who have important positions, some who will have important positions, or parents in important posittions, they determined that if you let people dance to songs they know, or really act out any soundbite, and give them followers in the process, they’ll sign their fucking life away….

From passwords, conversations, to a direct line to camera, even Keystrokes are tracked where they can register how you fucking type and cross reference that in their database of people who type like you to find you…it’s MENTAL…

But this bitch, one of their dancers, who the Kardashians are involved in is making millions because of it…so keep on that dancing you average looking pile of bullshit…and keep on perpetuating your ANTI AMERICAN values that have given her the AMerican Dream, I mean she hangs out with Kardashians people, that’s TOP tier America…as good as it gets which is hilarious…but terrifying..

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2020

24

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Twerking of The Day

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Ireland Baldwin continues to be “edgy” like the broken rich girl she is….and I guess you can blame her and not her father because at a certain age you have to take some responsibility for your actions and stop blaming it on your mommy and daddy who have set you up for life thanks to their rich as fuck celebrity shit….even if daddy went on to have 47 kids with his slutty Yoga instructor who has a fake accent to seem more interesting….people are fucking crazy…

Not that anyone her age takes responsibility for anything, they save all their traumas that are barely traumas up to compare with each other as they down their prescription pills…keep them medicated, half retarded and horny…

But yeah, Ireland, in her ill fitting weed pyjama pants doing a twerk while holding onto something I am sure she could easily pull the fuck out of the wall because she’s got HULK status size….and the whole thing…with the prison tattoos…and the memories of her early instagram work where she couldn’t handle life, and went in and out of rehab, don’t make it any more interesting…but she do got tits….big girl tits…cuz she’s a monster.

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2020

24

Nov

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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The Ratio is the most important post of the week – only because it allows us to celebrate a scientific fact that men are more attracted to women with a ratio….the size of the ass and waist don’t matter…so fat bitches can still make the cut and have the ratio….so long as they have a waistline with bigger hops…

It’s the inclusive way to discount all those square shaped bitches who don’t have a waist….all while still being called misogynistic because we are technically objectifying women, since you can’t have a ratio without measuring a bitch…

The only problem with The Ratio is that some bitches who don’t have ratio but think they have ratio, because we live in a delusional world where you can be whatever you want to be and the rest of us have to accept it as fact, since it is “your” truth…or whatever….which I guess is interesting to see how these people aren’t very self aware..but with all the anti-depressants and coddling out there, that’s hardly a surprise..

The best thing about The Ratio is that it’s scientifically proven, so believe the SCIENCE motherfuckers…dudes like bitches with a waist and hips….

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2020

24

Nov

Charlotte Lawrence Farting With Her Nipples Out of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence has emailed the site to take down her shitty nudes on her quest to break free from the shadow of her famous and rich parents and pave the way for herself as a useless exhibitionist of the internet – like all the girls her age – because that’s how you get noticed wen you’re a lazy fucking rich kid, or really any kid who doesn’t believe in the concept of work, you do the CAM GIRL thing….and there’s nothing wrong with that, since we get to see tits, it just doesn’t require much thought…making all these retards even more retarded because they are rewarded for the dumbest shit…whether they are born rich LA people or not…

So yeah, Charlotte Lawrence has emailed me to take down her pics because she doesn’t see the humor in the site, she just thinks, or we assume she thinks that some creep got his hands on pics she made public and wrote mean shit about her and her mom Kate from Drew Carey show….and I guess I feel better about the whole thing, not that I feel bad about the whole thing, but I feel better about the whole thing when seeing what she actually finds comedic….fart jokes…

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, at least they’ve said that to me over the years, since I am sarcastic about most in my trolling….whether that comes through in a BLOG post or not is irrelevant….but I’ve been called an idiot for my sarcasm….as it is the lowest form of humor…when clearly…fart jokes are even lower on that list…not that I am a comedy expert, not a Judd Apatow over here, he’s like overly into jokes and made hundreds of millions because of it…he’d know where fart jokes land on the scale…

Now if you’re not watching this on mute, you can see young rich LA kid nipples because it’s a fashion trend that doubles as a tactic to get likes and follows that can be converted to dog shit pop music…that isn’t pop, but it’s trying to be!

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2020

24

Nov

Florence Pugh Bra Dance of the Day

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Florence Pugh is the mouth that sucks off Zach Braff like he’s not a fucking dinosaur that no one should give a fuck about….

She’s also an overrated celebrity who has been in a few things, possibly nominated for an oscar, and this is her attempt at comedy or dance, or who the fuck knows, I’m too busy trying to figure out why people act like she’s some hot thing….I mean is it solely because she has a vagina? Do you even know if she has a vagina? Braff always struck me for the kind of guy who puts objects in his ass, so I wouldn’t put TRANNY past her, at least not with those hard features….

In her defense, I do have facial recognition blindness, I don’t recognize people I actually know, they constantly look different. It could be some form of Autism, it is undiagnosed, but when I found out it was a thing, I knew it was a thing I had….because all people look pretty much the fucking same to me, and each time I see them it’s like news to me, and each time I see this one, it’s totally uneventful….a let down…because I know she gets all that hype that she clearly doesn’t really deserve….but like I said…maybe it’s solely based on her having that vagina ya’ll assume she has….so that being said, here she is being an idiot…

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2020

24

Nov

Leven Rambin Booty of the Day

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Leven Rambin is some rich kid actor who hasn’t acted since 2017…so she’s trying new played out tactics!

This is a shoot of her fat ass in her underwear, with her face down into the couch, the way I guess she wants to get fucked, I mean, if you’re going to pose in your underwear, you probably expect the bulk of people looking at it to think of fucking you in that position, it’s all part of the low hanging fruit grab for likes and follows and attention as all these losers fight for relevance so that they can run mainstream traditional celebrity jobs as “actors”….

It’s all so desperate, but we get to see some chunky upper thigh fucking the throw cover that is there to protect the couch from her chronic pussy drip…and the good news is that she’s also got tits…she’s more than just thigh thighs trying to seduce you…he tits live up to her fat texan ass…

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2020

24

Nov

Lele Pons See Through of the Day

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Lele Pons has a stupid fucking stage name, her real name is Eleonora Maronese…

She’s a 24 year old fame hungry bitch who turned to the internet to find that fame….she got her start on VINE, when VINE shut down, she got into Youtube, Instagram, all the other places these idiots congregate for even bigger idiots who watch them or are compelled by their lazy content, because we are a world of mindless idiots….

Her instagram has something like 45 million followers, which is super star status on what I would argue is the lamest, Walmart of Big Tech platforms….a place that lacks everything cool…but that everyoen flocks to hoping their ugly asses can be the next Lele Pons…who if you scroll down you will see was fucking hideous before her surgeries…and I don’t think that’s some Awkward Teen before, she’s looking in her 40s with adult braces before veneers, face injections, nose jobs and tits could save the day…she was raised in Miami and was apparently bullied, so clearly bullying works because it made her get hotter, get famous, get paid…which is why I hate when people try to stop bullying, we need it….

The best thing about PONS is that she has Tourettes Syndrome….a “FUCK SHIT FUCK FINGER MY ASSHOLE” kind of girl….I mean that and the hilariousness that will ensue when the dude she marries doesn’t do the background research, knocking her up, only for a troll piece of shit monster to crawl out of her womb….

The worst thing about PONS, is that she makes pop music now, since anyone can…

This is her in some slutty outfity….looking better than she did, but still gross..

Lele Pons before surgery:

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2020

24

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

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Eiza González is some Mexico City born and raised, daughter of a model, who is now in the USA playing the Mexican in a few things, probably not enough things to satisfy her want to be the next Selma Hayek, because Hollywood needs Mexican nationals in their roster to call on when needed, and Hayek is 300 years old, so why not some other brat….

People who have never been to Mexico City think of it as some overpopulated cesspool of third world trash, because people are racist….and sure you can get parasites from the water there, but it’s actually a fully developed country, where there’s a rich side and a poor side. The rich side get driven around in bulletproof cars by their security, when not at their compounds, while the poor side drinks Mezcal….

I am going to assume that this one was rich, bought her work visa in the USA, and since she had some acting experience, was able to transition to english speaking roles, just as soon as she got her tits done, cuz Americans love big tits….so along with Bbay Driver, Fast and Furious Spin Off, something called Bloodshot with Vin Diesel, she’s on the map.

You may remember her as Josh Duhamel’s rebound after Fergie pulled her dick out of his ass….but the funniest thing about her, despite the before and after pics of before, showcasing all the work she’s had done, is that she’s a compulsive eater….the worst compulsion for a girl to have….

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2020

24

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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So girls wear tight pants, tight shorts, tight everything….I guess they like the way it hugs their pussy like a familiar perverted friend, or maybe they like how the elasticity holds them together and basically gives the illusion of what their nude body looks like…I don’t know, I just know it’s better than ill fitting sweatpants that are worn on periods…

I look at tight pants, tight shorts, tight everything because I guess I like the way it hugs their pussy, giving them that squeezed in place, “this is what they look like naked” even though I know when they are slipped / wrestled off…we are left with disappointment…

This is the PRE-disappointment …when the tight pants look good…