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2020

04

Dec

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

I don’t know if FROG BUTT was invented by someone who go in on the trendy dog of the moment trend and got themselves a FRENCHIE, I just know it’s basically the bull dog stance that some pervert either saw his dog doing and said “I gotta get girls doing this”….let’s hope they only jerked off to the pose when they got girls in it….but clearly that innovator figured out that girls need direction, trends, hashtags to follow the lead when doing their own slutty selfie…and Frog Butt clearly made the cut…girls love this pose…it’s a nice pre-doggystyle but still inspired by dog thing for us dog lovers out here who can’t get enough of bitches showing off their asses in favorable angles.

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2020

04

Dec

Cambrie Schroder’s Breakfast of Champions of the Day

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Cambrie Schroder is RIGHT WING Ricky Schroder’s daughter….who I guess is maximizing the press her dad got for bailing out that 17 year old who shot some people at a protest with his AR……which to me is his own damn business….let him spend his money however the fuck he wants….if he believes in the American dream that’s his right…you know the world needs people to fight for the right to not be owned by China and run by a lot of trans woke idiots…who are as narcissistic and disgusting as you think the right is…if you’re one of those people..

Anyway, Schroder’s actual accomplishment is making daughters you want to fuck that post bikini pics on the internet for you to jerk off to…

This is her struggling through COVID….eating some baller ass breakfast from what must be a.5 star hotel since it pays to be a rich kid from LA…

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2020

04

Dec

Bebe Rexha Lifts Her Skirt of the Day

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Bebe Rexha was the obese 35 year old songwriter who used to write music for other artists before remembering that she lived in an era where anyone can become famous…..where narcissism runs deep and where life is your own movie that you are the star of so fuck everyone else….

There’s a reason everyone is scrambling to be famous, or a content producer, or anything like that….in part because it pays heavy, but also because of validation they seek…you know to matter.

It’s like writing hit songs for famous people that she got paid heavy on and that she still gets paid heavy on wasn’t enough, she had to say “I’m rich and ready, let’s do it, I’m an artist, let me art”…

The good news is that despite being 35, she’s not as obese as she originally was, still a thick girl, but not a vile thick girl, more the kind of thick girl that you’d want to fuck, a TILF….you know a THICK I’D LIKE TO FUCK….but can’t because my penis is too small.

I like the way she’s teasing us with her big fucking thighs that could easily crush heads and watermelons in viral videos or porn…but instead she took the mainstream musician route…which luckily will eventually morph into pornostar route…this is just the beginning of naughtiness our people are to embark on.

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2020

04

Dec

The Man VS the Snowman of the Day

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Here’s a video that I saw on the local news about a man who was caught on camera slitting an inflattable snowman’s throat in “cottage” country outside of Montreal.

I thought it was worth sharing because it made me laugh to see a motherfucker at 5 am get out of his car to slit the throat of an inflattable snowman, like it had wronged him or some shit, because he hates obnoxious white trash Christmas decorations as much as I do I guess…but now the police are after him…and I can’t think of a funnier thing to get a criminal record for….you know when you could have just driven by it, honked, maybe punch your dashboard or passenger in the front seat and move on…but instead…this…

I am just glad there were no CCTV cameras when I was a kid doing bad shit and jerking off behind dumpsters outside Dunkin Donuts while drunk and other wild shit. You didn’t have to think “I’m on camera”….but now cameras record fucking everywhere so you can’t do dumb shit and move on with your life…and that’s the world ya’ll want…

Speaking of the world ya’ll want….here’s what I think is the best thing to happen to Drum & Bass in the last 20 years, Mr Traumatik who you NEED to check out…with his song “PLANDEMIC”….because they take your freedoms and tell you to get the VACCINE to get your freedoms back…BRAINWASHING….

Best song of the year and exactly how I feel about COVID…it kills barely anyone…99.99 percent survival rate..based on their fake COVID death claims….how about we lock down for viruses and disease that pack a more powerful punch…and actually KILL people…ya know…silly..

Here’s another one because it’s fun…

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2020

04

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I am so basic, I think Fishnets are hot, and not because I am into capturing women in nets and selling the to the highest bidder at the fish market, you know fisherman shit….but because anything a girl or in this case 100s of girls put on to try to increase their sex appeal…is something I appreciate…plus I’m nostalgic and know that for the last 200 years women have been wearing fishnets to try to sex things up….even your granny used fishnets…I know…I used to change her diaper when I worked at the old folks home…so they’re a classic for a fucking reason….and here are girls in fishnets.

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2020

04

Dec

Chanel West Coast Holiday Thong of the Day

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Chanel West Coast was on an MTV show because she was a local Orange County skater groupie who I am sure either cock teased Rob Dyrdek, or fucked Rob Dyrdek, but either way he put her on and she was able to launch a lame but successful enough rap career where she’s realized that only her LEWD content gets seen so she delivers….as so many others do..

This is some Xmas themed ass in a thong reminder that Christmas is awesome, even if you’re not into Christmas or some other ethnicity that doesn’t fuck with Jesus, or that you’ve turned your back on Christmas because it is cancelled….but yes, a reminder to all people that the Christmas spirit is more a marketing aesthetic that brings feelings of nostalgia, warm fuzzies, comfort and hope to our souls….and it’s also an amazing excuse or theme for these whores to dial into in their smut…

Chanel West Coast may be irrelevant but her ass looks great.

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2020

04

Dec

Ashley Benson Workout Tits of the Day

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Ashley Benson is not as fat and dumpy as I thought she was, and she’s still got the titties…so this has been a positive day for my opinion of Ashley Benson.

I guess this is why the famous from some viral show when Instagram happened, thus being famous forever thanks to instagram’s level of importance, makes her good enough for Victoria’s Secret lesbian models trying to climb the social ladder and stay in the media spotlight, so she’s good enough for us to stare at her titty selfies…

I guess what it comes down to is that fitness makes sloppy tits look better.

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2020

04

Dec

Ireland Baldwin in her See Through Shirt of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin has tits and she wants you to see her tits…because she’s in a see through t-shirt that you can see basically her full tit…and as someone who likes tits…since everyone likes tits…I think this is important content and contribution to the world from Ireland Baldwin, as girls everywhere become “sex workers” because it’s trending and cool and a way to get money for very little work because clearly people like being jerked off to….and if they can make money from it…it becomes this never ending game of “how far can by nudes take me”…

I know that Ireland doesn’t need to be showing her tits on the internet, she’s a rich kid with famous parents, which makes the showing her tits on the internet all the more better.

She does it because she wants to, not because she has to, which I guess applies to all girls, but once they turn it into a job they sort of have to keep it going, I mean they have designer purses to buy, while this one can get all the designer purses she needs without the nudes. The nudes are just bonus…

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2020

04

Dec

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I am here to defend the honor of the full back panty, or what I like to call the standard panty, all those other fancy thong, g-string, and spin-off panties derived from the full back panty, the bikini bottom…the purest form of panty…

I don’t believe in the way society functions from a consumer level, they tell us that what we have isn’t good enough through manipulation tactics, and full back panties for about 0 years were a victim of that. It was decided that full back panties were for periods and single fat ladies or women over 40…everyone else needed a thong….and sure the thong went to booty short or boy short so there was so diversity in the panty…not all girls wanted the thong ripping through them like being hung from fishing line….but the masses, the mainstream, the idiot consumer made the full back panty black listed..

Clearly it is on the comeback and for nostalgia, pantylines and to respect that all panties are created equally…here’s some full back panties from girls who are probably not only wearing them because they are bleeding out. Hot. I know.