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2020

Dec

Cam Girls Get Into the Christmas Spirit of the Day

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I just clicked on the CAM GIRL TOP TAB and got sucked into a VORTEX of Christmas with the Cam Girls…so I decided to make a video…they call me MARTIN SCORCESE up in here…because I’m just so good at the internet thing…I just don’t have critical success but like a homeless busker, who NEVER ASKS you for money, I bring the heat….I just don’t have heat…

Now I fucking love Christmas and have forever and I guess cam girls do to, because they’ve got their sets decorated, probably to encourage all the gifts you give a naughty girl who puts on amazing live shows everyday for her fans.

No I fucking love Cam GIRLS…and the Cam Girl world may not be anything new, but that doesn’t mean it is any less amazing…creative…inspiring…hot….I am a fan…and the only thing that makes Cam Girls better is CHRISTMAS…

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2020

Dec

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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BELIEVE SCIENCE….

I say the same thing every week with these posts, but the truth is that a waist to hip ratio is legit scientifically proven to be more attractive to a man, and I like to bring that up when fat chicks with no waist, just belly, try to act like they are hot….

NOT ACCORDING TO SCIENCE YOU AREN’T – FAT FUCK….

It’s a go back to eating donuts you pig bitch and realize that just because perverts on tinder like to fuck you at 3 am when no one is looking, doesn’t mean you’re hot…and when dudes ask for nudes, it’s because they are horny and you’re fat thus seen as easy….the idea that a fat chick is hot is a myth, it’s a fetish to some sure, but it’s not the rule motherfuckers…

That’s not to say that fat girls can’t have RATIO TOO, SOME FAT GIRLS JUST HAVE BIG FAT asses and small waists…it’s to say boxy girls and big bellied girls are shit…but don’t take my word for it…believe science bro.

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2020

Dec

Bella Hadid Got Them Tits On of the Day

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The only interesting thing about Bella Hadid is that she’s got tits. I don’t know if they are fake tits, or real tits, but they are tits…and despite being packaged as a top model, I don’t buy into that or subscribe to that or even agree with it. It’s just a glitch that happened thanks to the power of social media and the need to use social media celebs to sell product.

I saw some brand generates 955 of their sales from Instagram alone, they were some big brand that you’ve all heard of, so advertising outside of instagram makes no sense, but hiring some heavily followed person like Bella Hadid does because it converts..

I don’t know if fashion campaigns were always desiged for direct sales, was it always a strategy to make models the “AVON LADY” who pushes products, because I remember a time when brands used models in campaigns to give a vibe around the brand that would lead to sales, the one-to-one – POST PRODUCT / SELL PRODUCT – like the world is the home shopping channel wasn’t really a thing….but it is now…and since Bella Hadid was rich, she could rebrand her face, create some illusion of being interesting looking, all hard edged and fake….but from some angles she looks ok…so long as the tits are out…

I’m not a fan of her or what she represents. I also don’t think promo models who convert sales should be treated as top models. So the whole thing is very backwards thanks to the internet ruining everything sacred, but the internet allows me to be unemployed, and it also ruined the sanctity of nudity, as everyone gets naked and is currently ruining the sanctity of sex as everyone is posting their fuck videos, so I guess overall the internet is good, when you ignore glitches like rich kid with plastic surgery being treated as a top model.

That’s all I have to say about that, which is actually a lot of things said, since this shit is all so uninspiring and disgusting designer clothing meets stripper outfit weirdness.

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2020

Dec

Hailey Baldwin Ratio of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin Bieber is so hyped on being Bieber’s wife because it finally put her on the map. She doesn’t need to be the HADID / JENNER purse holder who begs for the deals they turn down, not because of the money, but because it legitimizes her….because now everyone is suddenly interested in her, and they should be….she’s substantially hotter than those two other idiots, but I guess some people just needed a man to put her on the map…assuming Bieber is an actual man, I mean we’ve seen his dick in paparazzi pics, but he got rich at 10 years old and is likely stunted…I’ve actually seen IG stories of him being a total asshole to Hailey Bieber, and she just takes it because she relies so hard on him and he knows is….she’s his number 1 groupie….so if you’re into girls who take your shit in exchange for millions of dollars and relevance…this is your girl…

The only funny thing in all this is that she plays the whole JESUS card, she was raised Christian, her and Bieber married for Jesus, even though they already fucked and she’s posing in her damn panties…but that kind of religiousness works for me….let them think they are morally sound as they post shit for men to jack off to so that they keep posting shit for men to jack off.

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2020

Dec

Charlotte Lawrence Crop Top of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence has sent me take down notices….which is pretty funny to me, but more in a “that’s how relevant I am” kind of way than a “oh Charlotte Lawrence hates me” kind of way….because the fact that she wanted her nudes taken down, even though they were from instagram, because people of her age don’t understand that websites actually exist, and think social media is the extent of the internet, so a site picking up some pics to make a story about those pics, is fucking creepy….like I snuck into her expensive home and raided her panty drawer, assuming she wears panties…

It’s funny to me, because if the site was relevant, she’d be sending me her nudes to promote herself, you know all eyeballs help her break free from her Drew Carrey actress mom, to establish herself as a bratty raised in the industry twat who gets naked on the internet…but it’s not relevant, so I get mean emails about posting the shit….when I’m just trying to help her on her quest to be jerked off to here…

Anyway, the young “singer” rich kid is still producing some smut for Tommy Hilfiger ad, because 90s are back baby…I mean maybe 90s sitcom stars can help their kids get bigger and more famous than their half nakedness, but until the Drew Carrey revival happens, I guess Charlotte’s on her own and stuck trying to be hot in her “work”….

Celebrity kids are fucking everywhere…

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2020

Dec

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants aren’t a new thing, I mean your mom probably tells you stories about when she wasn’t 300 pound Walmart Shopper, back in the 60s or 70s where she’d put her jeans on wet to fit into them, since they didn’t have stretch that allowed obese women to think they are a size 2….

But tight pants, thanks to COVID, laziness, and everyone being an exhibitionist who want to show off their vagina mound….is probably more common than ever now…

Just this morning I saw a 75 year old neighbor on a jog in a pair of leggings, her metal on metal vagina sounds pierced my ears, but there se was…in leggigns, full diaper ass squeezed into the fuckers….reminding me that tight pants are for all….or that women are whores at all age who want to show off their cunts in tight pants…both options work for my needs…so here’s that tight pant compilation we do every tuesday.

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2020

Dec

Gift From Mother In Law…and Other Videos of the Day

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Old Lady Scooter Fail

Chihuahua vs Bear

Car Blows Up….

Head vs Car

Entertainment at the Ice Cream Shop

An expensive accident

Yemen Highway

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2020

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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In this era of everyone being a pornstar because they were raised on porn, you have to wonder what kind of sex fails come up as they try to reenact their favorite throatfucking scene, or raw anal scene….

I mean in my era of no one being a pornstar except pornstars you had to delicately enter the world of depravity, it was a moving scale, a progressive jackpot, you didn’t just dive in and spit in each other’s mouths, you built up to that, or paid a bitch for that….

But now….now the first date that isn’t a date is likely set up like what they see in the movies and I know when I reenact anything from the movies, like the Dirty Dancing Dance scene every time I am drunk in a bar and trying to impress the overweight woman who is also drunk at the bar…saying “run into my arms, this will end brilliantly”….I end up on my fucking ass….we laugh and we laugh….in pain…

Does the same happen in an amateur approach to professional sex….or does it take off like it did when people tried to become models on their social media, like real models and the world responded by throwing money at them….or like when people on social media decided to be the next Oprah with their own Podcast talk show only to secure a TV deal a few years later…maybe professional sex and amateur sex isn’t all that different…maybe we are all pornstars, we just don’t know it because our dicks barely work…

Wanting to be a pornstar having pornsex seems pretty awful, you know since people who did porn then typically didn’t want to do porn, they wanted mainstream success….and porn sex in and of itself is pretty trash but I guess we’re all fucking trash….live your dream…..because if you’re immersed in porn, and everyone is, and watch it like everyone does, because they think it’s awesome cuz they cum to it….live that porn sex life…

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2020

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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So is anyone standing outside protesting the FLU Shot being the mark of the beast, or is that only for COVID vaccines? What are the hip vaccines to hate or to love unconditionally because you think it will save your life, even though 99% of COVID deaths are old people…

I don’t say that in a “I’m not going to die of covid” way, like those stories I don’t believe of the anti-covid people dying of covid like some idiots…..I’m saying if I get covid and die, well then that’s the way it goes….stop shutting down our lap dances….some people need to grab stripper tit for 10 dollars a song to stay sane…

When you don’t go on social media, or read the news, and your mind is pretty blank, like you actually think no actual thoughts in a given day..silence…and peaceful…

Sure, I stare at pics of tits all day, I eat shitty fast food, I listen to my wife get fatter, and smell her….oh do I smell her and not in a “don’t shower fetish, let me dive into your mound” smell…more an rotting garbage smell that just encompasses her and her diaper….

I get drunk and high and watch movies I don’t even like..and never remember watching the next day when I watch it again…for sometimes the third time….

With COVID and the downtowns being taken over by zombies….it’s just a sit and wait to die situation….

I mean unless you have friends and hobbies…or dating apps where you meet horny fat girls to fuck up the ass….or you’re part of an underground restaurant ring, or you don’t live in a policed state that shuts everything down….

The thing I’ve learned in 2020 is mindlessness, just vapidness like an instagram model, is the new mindfulness….empty fucking mind…is peaceful…

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Gisele Still Amazing in a Bikini
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Hailey Bieber is Half Naked in Pink Panties
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Ashley Graham is Naked and Sitting
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Babe Sky Diving on Some Guy’s Back
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Model Kari Riley in a Handbra Photoshoot
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2020

Nov

Be the Best Version of Yourself with BlueChew of the Day

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