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2020

30

Nov

Rowan Blanchard Nipple of the Day

Rowan Blanchard is some child star who has been sucked the fuck up by the fucked up generation she’s a part of….

She’s now a queer, edgy, doing nude shoots, because porn I guess is seen as normal, except to the advertisers I try to get to advertise here who all say it’s too pornographic…when being softcore compared to the shit these mainstream people are producing….

She was a child star sold off to the industry, which I guess could fuck a girl up hard enough that at 18, when in charge of her own money, she can run to Brooklyn to be that artist woke hipster with her tits out.

I didn’t know of Rowan Blanchard as a child star, I don’t watch things with kids in it, they annoy me…..but I do see her posting her semi-high-concept nudes which is always funny to see when someone had a “mainstream” career as a kid, one that they traded their childhood for, going onto bigger more gutter things, involving nudity…

Now, I am not a hater on nudity, I think all celebs should be naked at all times, I just think it is funny that everyone is naked, even mainstream shitheads, because porn is just that powerful…it makes all these people degenerates, but even in a world of degenerates, I remain a spectator, despite having been a degenerate all these years….but this isn’t about me, it’s about child star nips.

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2020

30

Nov

Skylar Grey Nudity of the Day

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Skylar Grey is some singer, songwriter, record producer, from the mean streets of Mazomanie Wisconisn….who got a record deal at 17, recorded under the name Holly Brook, then in 2010, she wrote Eminem and Rihanna’s song, so she’s rich as shit and doesn’t need to continue doing this music thing, but I guess what the fuck else is she to do with her time…just sit around and wait to die on her royalty checks…I mean she’s achieved the coveted “One Hit Wonder”….which is all you really need to survive…I call it the Dan Ackroyd because he made 100s of millions off Ghostbusters, that Fuck You money, but even he went onto do other bullshit movies despite the 100s of millions of dollars, I mean what the fuck else are you to do…

But I guess in this era, when you got nothing to do, you can always get naked in the pool and post it to the internet for her fanbase, you know show them her 34 year old ass..to be more interesting…and as far as I’m concerned…bare ass makes all ladies more interesting.

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2020

30

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My biggest regret in doing this site, I mean there are a bunch of regrets because I was on the cusp of the internet and theoretically would have been able to do the same thing I do but smarter to get really fucking rich, since I was early to the internet…but my biggest regret, since I don’t care about richness and success, is that I am not a woman….

I think if I was a woman, the troll level of running this site would be so fucking high, then there’s the whole even if I was trans, the site wouldn’t be discounted as some obscure meaningless garbage smut site about random pop culture shit…it’d be something feminist…but trans only became socially acceptable a few years ago, so it would have been 16 years of being called a depraved degenerate tranny prostitute with AIDS, it took Bruce Jenner cutting off his dick for people to see it as marketable..

Not that I want to be trans, but it’d be a good troll if I was…maybe I’d be the voice of trannies…money thrown at me…book deals, OPRAH interviews….but instead Here are some stepLINKS…that’s all I am actually good for but remember being accomplished or critically acclaimed is a waste of time….so I guess I’ll keep writing this shit as a straight man….the lowest form of human according to the media…and thus the world.

Golfer Eleonora Incardona Spilling Out of Her Swimsuit in Dubai
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A bunch of naked girls….
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Miley Cyrus in Leather Pants in her Backyard
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine to address police roll in society in next season – Woke Losers So Lame
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Some Amazing Stunts By Buster Keaton!
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Lazy Dog Needs Some Motivation To Walk!
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Wanda Icardi Rides a Horse Naked
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Everything Coming to Television and Streaming in December
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Ford Ranger Raptor Carved Out Of Wood!
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Dan Le Batard Tweets and Deletes Criticism of Sarah Fuller’s Kickoff
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Huge German Shepherd Gets Chased Around By A Mob Of Tiny Corgis!
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Horribly Entitled Woman Objects To Her Own Son’s Wedding!
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2020

30

Nov

Shower Sundays of the Day

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I typically have good intentions with these weekend fetish posts of girls uploading content of themselves in various states of NSFW for whatever reason, whether it is to recruit fans, get followers and monetize, or to add some spice to her fucking life by knowing dudes jack off to her. You know that thrill of being naked on the internet….that rush of dopamine or whatever brain chemistry gets triggered when they click “publish”….so I waste my time compiling all this shit…..

Then I get drunk on Friday, through Sunday and the idea of turning on a computer triggers me like all these “trauma” ridden millennials with their whining…about trauma and trigger warnings and all these other pussy-bitch-made-shit…

Because, I’ve spent too many years typing on a damn computer and I need my weekends for myself to be a degenerate in the comfort of my home off screen..

So I was planning on posting this yesterday, but I didn’t, because I am an unreliable fuck, but I figure no one was eagerly waiting for fat girls on Sunday….even if some of you have a fat girl fetish…and think fat girls are people too…I am from the school of thought that they aren’t…but they offer great comedic inspo and that’s what it’s about…the laughs….

So here’s some girls in the bath, shower, swimming pool, river baptism, I don’t fucking know…they are wet and want you to see them wet because girls in the shower aren’t for perverts who set up cameras in showers, or people who drill peep holes into showers, it’s for everyone because girls like to film their LEWD shit..and we’re here to document it.

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2020

30

Nov

Weight Watchers on the Weekend Sunday of the Day

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I typically have good intentions with these weekend fetish posts of girls uploading content of themselves in various states of NSFW for whatever reason, whether it is to recruit fans, get followers and monetize, or to add some spice to her fucking life by knowing dudes jack off to her. You know that thrill of being naked on the internet….that rush of dopamine or whatever brain chemistry gets triggered when they click “publish”….so I waste my time compiling all this shit…..

Then I get drunk on Friday, through Sunday and the idea of turning on a computer triggers me like all these “trauma” ridden millennials with their whining…about trauma and trigger warnings and all these other pussy-bitch-made-shit…

Because, I’ve spent too many years typing on a damn computer and I need my weekends for myself to be a degenerate in the comfort of my home off screen..

So I was planning on posting this yesterday, but I didn’t, because I am an unreliable fuck, but I figure no one was eagerly waiting for fat girls on Sunday….even if some of you have a fat girl fetish…and think fat girls are people too…I am from the school of thought that they aren’t…but they offer great comedic inspo and that’s what it’s about…the laughs….

So here’s some fatties.

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2020

30

Nov

Skinny Girl Saturday of the Day

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I typically have good intentions with these weekend fetish posts of girls uploading content of themselves in various states of NSFW for whatever reason, whether it is to recruit fans, get followers and monetize, or to add some spice to her fucking life by knowing dudes jack off to her. You know that thrill of being naked on the internet….that rush of dopamine or whatever brain chemistry gets triggered when they click “publish”….so I waste my time compiling all this shit…..

Then I get drunk on Friday, through Sunday and the idea of turning on a computer triggers me like all these “trauma” ridden millennials with their whining…about trauma and trigger warnings and all these other pussy-bitch-made-shit…

Because, I’ve spent too many years typing on a damn computer and I need my weekends for myself to be a degenerate in the comfort of my home off screen..

So I was planning on posting this skinny girl post on Saturday, and despite the girls not being as skinny as a skinny girl should be, by my standards of skinny girl…they are self proclaimed skinny girls…so here they are being skinny.

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2020

30

Nov

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

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I typically have good intentions with these weekend fetish posts of girls uploading content of themselves in various states of NSFW for whatever reason, whether it is to recruit fans, get followers and monetize, or to add some spice to her fucking life by knowing dudes jack off to her. You know that thrill of being naked on the internet….that rush of dopamine or whatever brain chemistry gets triggered when they click “publish”….so I waste my time compiling all this shit…..

Then I get drunk on Friday, through Sunday and the idea of turning on a computer triggers me like all these “trauma” ridden millennials with their whining…about trauma and trigger warnings and all these other pussy-bitch-made-shit…

Because, I’ve spent too many years typing on a damn computer and I need my weekends for myself to be a degenerate in the comfort of my home off screen..

So I was planning on posting this gallery of girls in bathing suits, that was originally intended to be girls who upload pictures of themselves in bikinis, but I feel could be dudes saving and uploading pics of girls in bathing suits, which is pretty pathetic to do, but basically what I have been doing for 16 years, so no hate. We’re pathetic together.

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2020

27

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I watch a lot of movies from the streaming apps that own my soul because I don’t watch porn and I don’t leave the house and I don’t do social media so there’s limited things I do…and they involve streaming…getting wasted and watching everything but barely paying attention because I am too busy turning off my half retard mind thinking about all my failures…knowing I am a “if you do the same thing expecting different results, you’re an idiot”….kind of person….but when watching all those movies I think “I could DEFINITELY write something this bad”….and ask “if I’ve been writing badly on the internet for 16 years, why hasn’t someone said, that guy could totally write a terrible movie, let’s give him money”….it is discrimination really….not that I am a writer, or identify as a writer, I am not a writer, which I guess is where the problem begins…but I know…for 100k and 5% of the movie…I could put together literally the worst movie to ever be made….so if you or any of your friends make movies and have 100k to give someone to write, not make, but write the worst movie ever…I’m your guy….I think it’s a pretty great deal really…and I could totally use the 100k…it’s not private jet money, but I can buy a lot of 5-10 dollar crackwhore blowjobs….10,000 of them…I don’t think I have 10,000 loads left in me, I’m thinking more realistically around 2….but it’s not about the destination man, it’s the journey…

Make these links part of your journey now, while I go spend 48 hours rotting on some streaming app content like the braindead fuck I am….but at least I don’t self produce dance videos for TikTok…

And yes, I boycotted Black Friday this year…don’t buy shit you don’t need…that’s what the system’s trying to make you do…man…don’t fall into the trap like all those bloated gluttonous consumers living that American Dream of debt….man….eat your Thanksgiving leftovers and click these links….man….

Vanessa Hudgens Thanksgiving Twerk!
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Bodybuilder Marries His Sex Doll
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Liz Hurley and Her Sister Bikini Posing!
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Pink Bikini Girl on the Beach
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Celebs Celebrate Thanksgiving in style
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Rainey Qualley’s Sheer Shirt / Nipple Rings
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John Cena Does A 611lbs Squat!
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Kelly Gale is in Cold Water with these Crazy Nips.
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Huge Black Boobs in a Swimsuit
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Rita Ora Celebrates
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49ers TE George Kittle Gets a Handful of His Wife’s Booty for Thanksgiving
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Isabella Fonte is a Very Hot TikTok Dancer
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What Is It Like To Go To The Bathroom In Space?
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Gym Stretches to Jack Off To
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Cheerleader Kaylyn Slevin’s Hand Bra / Boob Slip1
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Matthew Perry, 51, is ENGAGED
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Some Amazing Stop-Motion Animation With A Skateboard!
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Husband Tries To Hide From Wife By Climbing A Tree, Fails!
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Dog Being Silly by the Pool
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Are the Tits Natural or Na?
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Camila Morrone’s Bikini Shoot from 2016
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Alexandra Daddario Likes Turtles in her Bikini
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NASCAR Driver Ryan Blaney and His Hooters Girl Girlfriend Had People Wondering if They’re Expecting due to Bikini Photo!
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Ursula Puts on a Leg Show!
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David Spade won Chris Farley’s Harley-Davidson
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Passenger Does Not Wear Mask, Receives Racial Abuse
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Guy Freaks Out People With The Invisible Friend Prank!
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MOnster Titty Bounce Test
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Elsa Hosk The Biker Babe!
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Maelys Garouis isNude and Amazing!
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Game Gets Saved By Kicker At The Last Moment!
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Woman At Aldi’s Destroys 500 Bottles Of Alcohol!
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This Dog Totally Hates Money By Cardi B!
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SWINGSET TITTIES!
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Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini
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Katherine McNamara’s Cleavage
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Funny Memes!
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WTF Behind the Scenes Stories from Major Movie Sets
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Hailee Steinfeld Innovating in The Kitchen!
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Mike Tyson Ate the Ear Off of a Roy Jones Jr. Cake on Thanksgiving
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Shakira’s Sneaky Butt Shot
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This Is The Story Behind The Disaster Girl!
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Hot Girl Posing by her Bike
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Did Bella Hadid Nail Her Mac & Cheese?
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Milana Vayntrub’s Nice Shirt!
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Hotel Bathroom With Millimeter Precision!
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Nurse Twerk – But I don’t think they are real nurses…
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Kendall and Kylie Jenner Got Jokes!
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Very Very Naughty Renee Gracie is No Longer on OnlyFans
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The Actors of Hillbilly Elegy’s Best Nudes
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Daddario is Hot in a Slutty Bikini
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Celeb NUDIE Gallery
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Gemma Arterton is Boring
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Iggy Fat Fake Ass in Sweat Pants
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Ana de ARmas – No Bra – Hot Tits
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Delilah Hamlin Hot in Bikini
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LIly Collins Cleavage
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Isla Fisher in Leggings
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Sydney Sweeney’s Big Tits Still Hot in a Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

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Granny Going At It in the Car
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Banna Fucker….
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AI ENhanced Celeb Nudes
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Creative Use of the Kitchen Sink
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Hot Tits Get Fucked
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Hot Oiled Up Tits
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Dinner is Served
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Reddit Amateur!
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Tinder Date Didn’t Know this Was Getting Posted!
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Pissing Couple
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Julia Abramova’s Hazmat Suit Erotica
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Good Vibes
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Calling Home on the Holidays
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Lebians
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Caroline Cortez Big Tits
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Self Fister
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Another Self Fister
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Mary Rock Spreading Ass
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Shower Head
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Naked with Coconuts
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2 Dildos 1 Cunt
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Indian Chick’s Big Tits
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From Behind
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Amazing Tits Flashed
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Mirror Selfie
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Kreayshawn is Naked on Only Fans
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2020

27

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is doing her best and we’re watching….

The move from retired Disney Star to Influencer’s been a good one…..I mean as far as shitty celebs in their 30s go. She’s done good.

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2020

27

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Off is a great social experiment of what a bitch looks like in clothes and what a bitch looks like not clothed…which I guess isn’t much of a social experiment but rather a trend that people are clearly very into….we’re a society of flashers and that’s pretty fun when you don’t have to listen to whatever bullshit they are spewing on their social media…which is the number 1 way to ruin a hot pic…let us know about your morals, values, beliefs, politics, etc….let’s keep things to the picture…..but I guess is a social experiment in that if you were to ask a dude if he would prefer a girl clothed to naked, he’d never choose clothed by default….obviously ‘NAKED’….but then with On/Off that all changes….in some cases you’re like, ok, pull those pants back up girl….let’s use the fashion fabric tech for ALL of our holding that shit together needs….but THEN…you still feel fulfilled that you’ve seen her naked…so I guess On/Off Flashers is just great.

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