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2020

11

Nov

Bella Thorne Underboob of the Day

Bella Thorne is what I guess you could call a Culture Vulture….which as far as I’m concerned means she positioned herself as the mainstream, Disney Created, “celebrity” of the times to represent a whole generation of people as their leader, when really all she’s doing is ripping them off, amplifying it, making it louder and the whole thing becomes about her…pretty entitled trash….disrespectful narcissist but I give society too much credit and I really don’t think of society highly…but I realize everyday that it is fucking worse than I think it is….so much trash, trying to monetize themselves, on repeat…..the only good thing about it is the nudes…

Now Bella Thorne, who has an Only Fans, obviously….she’s edgy and making huge money with it…but she’s not doing it very well but just doing it is enough….you don’t need to do anything well…just need to do it…

So while running her “celebrity” nonsense, being cast in REALLY shit movies, but the generation doesn’t require good movies, getting brand deals, manipulating the audience because she’s more than a bad Only Fans account….and the whole thing seems trashy, it is trashy, Bella Thorne is trashy…society is trashy…

So when she shows off her fake tits, even when showered, she looks like she smells of Vinegar….or piss….and she probably does….making her sex appeal basically zero but I guess the porn generation she’s part of and trying to really integrate herself into…likes piss stink.

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2020

11

Nov

Meadow Walker Nipples of the Day

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Meadow Walker is Paul Walker’s daughter and she has 2.4 million followers strictly based on Paul Walker, which is pretty fucking hilarious..

She posted up this see through picture where I guess you can see her nipple…I can’t see her nipple…but I am not good at spotting nipples…I save that for the virgin perverts out there to do that work for me…

I guess you have to post up pics of your nipples to get notied, to matter, to be relevant amongst your peers of people spreading their asses on the internet…especially when you only exist because you’re Paul Walker’s daughter…she’s just turned 22.

I don’t know what’s next for Meadow Walker, hopefully she gets to keep all those Fast and Furious residuals…so that she can focus on the important things, while being young and rich cuz her dad is dead, an orphan who may have all those daddy issues, I mean girls with famous dads that are still alive are fucked up, throw in a death…the daddy issues get better or darker…apparently she’s an anorexic, but let’s make it clear that skinny is great, don’t let the media skinny shame you into a fat chick as they do…those criminals…

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2020

11

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed is for lovers…and I guess for losers….because all good things get ruined by losers…

I’ve said it before, Weed being illegal is the dumbest shit ever, as far as I’m concerned it is the equivalent of Tomatoes being illegal, which I am sure the big Tomato farmers probably want, so that they can supply the commercial, corporate tomatoes to the people…even though shit grows like a weed and we don’t need them for our damn tomatoes…only with weed you get stoned and it makes life better…while tomatoes are just tomatoes…

I’m sure you all feel the same way, even if you don’t smoke weed because you it makes you paranoid, or because you prefer being wasted, while I’ll consume anything that can fuck me up…

So these are girls who are posing with their weed, because they are either way too into weed, in a weird way….or they see weed as an opportunity as an emerging market that they can be “influencers” in…or maybe girls just like being naked and the prop that is weed gives them purpose.

I don’t have the answers, I’m not complaining, even if some of these girls look like they smoke too much weed….and eat too many snacks…but I still appreciate what they are doing…and I support weed too…even if weed heads are losers.

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2020

11

Nov

Phoebe Combes Topless of the Day

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I don’t know who this Phoebe Combes girl is, but I did a google search, only found her INSTAGRAM and that didn’t really give me much more insight to who Phoebe Combes is…if anything it was a massive disappoinment because the girl has over 100k followers, is not mainstream yet, but her nudity is barely nudity…just some censored shit, taking the high road, being high brow or classy in her nudity…like she doesn’t realize every other girl her age is spreading their assholes on the internet…

It’s like she either thinks she’s better than them, or that she doesn’t need to get that down and dirty to get noticed….

I think she’s just not doing ALL she can do to get noticed…do better…it’s competitive out there and they say those who work hardest, because you can always out-work the next guy, especially when no one your age works….is the way to win…

She must be a rich kid, this lack of spread butthole makes me think she doesn’t NEED it as bad as the girls with the spread buttholes..I’ll still put her out there though, I am always here to help….it’s what DrunkenStepfathers do.

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2020

11

Nov

Hot Black Girls Matter of the Day

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This inclusivity thing is pretty out of hand! Every white person is reflecting on their own racism and their own white guilt, a pretty funny concept to me, but nothing wrong with people wanting to do better…especially in an era where black people are superior to white people, in sports, in music, in hollywood, etc….

This whole black lives matter thing was pretty outrageous from an outsiders perspective, it seems like some posturing or tactics to make there seem to be a racist problem, but as an outsider when I see all these white dudes with black girls and white girls with black guys…I’d argue that via pop culture….then there’s all the white girls who now speak like they were raised in an Atlanta housing project but are actually rich kids from Manhattan…you know what I mean….

Sure there’s the cop thing, obviously cops are more aggressive towards black people, but anytime a cop has approached me, even for dumb shit, it’s been like I am a fucking criminal, so maybe cops are just pieces of shit power hungry fucks…

I am also based in Canada, which has always been the “United Nations” all our content has always had every ethnicity in key roles….like Drake….

So I’ve always thought hot black girls are hot….I never thought hot black girls were ugly and I never even bother noticing they were black…it was more “here’s a hot chick”….sure I’ve complained that black girls are the racist ones for never fucking me…but that’s the extent of our differences…

What I don’t like is the pandering…the creating the issue, marketing the issue, the making 50% of content one ethnicity or the other…instead of just working together….making the “race” thing a bigger deal…

So here I am putting together posts of black girls segregated from white girls to celebrate hot black girls mattering…when otherwise, in other posts, back or white gets clustered together so long as they are hot…

I am not doing this because I have only ever thought hot Black girls are hot…

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2020

11

Nov

Sarah Snyder Ass of the Day

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Sarah Snyder is some New York hipster chick, not that hipsters really exist, everyone’s pretty much the fucking same…at least people of her generation….they all look the same, act the same, dress the same, get the same ass injections, the same face injections, wear the same make-up….it’s all Hip Hop influenced, trashy and slutty, only fans content producing, I guess they call them RATCHETS or did at one point, but now that every girl, especially white girls are jumping in on that shit because I guess girls like attention….and I don’t mind watching what the Kardashians as the leader of these people has created…

This one gets a lot of work from actual brands, she dated Jayden Smith, she probably lives in New York, model things…or instagram model things….and luckily for us perverts whop don’t care about the backstory or the same clickbait shit these people are all involved in, we just care that they get more attention being slutty as they fucking should….

Getting slutty, to get noticed, to get more attention and to make more money, not a big deal, pretty basic tactics really….

So here’s that ass..

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2020

11

Nov

Maddie Ziegler Masturbation of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler turned 18 a few weeks ago and she’s already pantsless on the internet in some photoshoot that reminds me of the girls on reddit who film themselves fucking their pillows or teddy bears to get off. It’s a thing, it’s a weird thing, but girls are horny and into cumming and they’ll do it by humping whatever inanimate object is around, especially if it is a trending thing other girls are doing….you know strength in numbers, comfort in familiarity, it feels less whorish when other girls are doing it and far more aggressive whoring.

I don’t think they intention of this pantsless pic is to dive into producing internet porn, but the dancer from Dance Moms who SIA used in all her videos despite being but a 17 year old child, for weirdos everywhere to watch that shit on repeat as they do because Youtube is a criminal organization people just don’t know it…

Anyway, she exists, she’s 18, fair game to get her slut on…to put those dance moves to work like they were originally intended…sex work…I mean stripping is always a back-up plan, now it’s the plan….and when you’re a trained dancer…it makes that way easier..

I guess pantsless on a gymnastics horse isn’t fully porny, but maybe that arch and tilted back head is…..

Who cares about a bitch in a Sia video getting racy….all girls are racy…it’s what they do…we can just passively watch it unfold.

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2020

11

Nov

Cas Summer Wins The Internet of the Day

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I came across Cas Summer because her TikTok videos were going viral, since she’s got monster tits and has them flopping all over the motherfucking place in said TikTok videos, because that’s what you do when you have monster tits and if you don’t….you’re missing out on your chance to shine…

I assumed that she was just faking the TikTok, as porn girls do, where they do these side by side dances of clothed and unclothed that they don’t actually post on TikTok because China would theoretically get mad that the content is of someone who isn’t under the age of 12 dancing provocatively to lure in all the perverts so that when they take over the USA they know who to execute….you know they turn on your front camera and watch you jerk off to those very inappropriate things that people who should have better parents should stop them from producing…but it’s for likes and follows MOM….

I don’t actually have TikTok anywhere near me because I don’t trust spyware and I find the whole dance thing fucking stupid….I am a grown man and I hate dance so it can go fuck itself…but as it turns out Cas Summer is legit and these are her TikTok videos…where she shakes her titties in what you could argue is inappropriate for a social network, even one trying to steal the minds of all Americans with clickbait Americans are int….but that I think is perfectly appropriate because if you have tits this is precisely WHAT you should be doing.

In conclusion, TikTok is communist China weapons against America, that doesn’t just allow, but rewards young girls to dance slutty, because girls are slutty now, all because it lures people in….so that they can continue the brainwashing….scary stuff, but less scary when there are tits like this to crawl up into, at least in video…so comforting.

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Posted in:TIKTOK

2020

11

Nov

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I am a firm believer that Wet Spot Wednesday is the worst post I do weekly…

I call it the self sabotage post because anyone….from people, to advertisers, to potential sugar daddy investors who want to give me 100,000,000 dollars to produce EPIC content that I haven’t got around to producing…will look at it, throw up and move on with their lives….never to come back here again…

I am ok with that, it’s how we filter out the crap…but for the record…wet panties out of context make me fucking sick.