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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2020

Sep

Bebe Rexha Working Out of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is a 30 something year old fat girl in fitness gear faking a workout but more importantly faking that she’s got a waistline….because as I early discussed…the RATIO man…it tricks a motherfucker into thinking a fat girl is hotter than she is, because her ass so big but with waist, rather than full on belly hanging over her pants, that ratio still exists…

In some of these pics, the face is looking 40, which is old for a popstar filled with face injections, but since Bebe Rexha has been working in the industry making hits for other people, it makes sense to get some of that shine for herself, it’s just lame that she’s playing it younger than she is, rather than being “I’m 30-something” but everyone is a stunted retard of social media, so who cares….

I don’t find fat girls working out that hot and prefer the fat girls after they’ve been working out and have deleted all their fat pics only for you to be shocked that she was once 300 pounds….but I guess she’s not that fat…but she was a big “anti-body shamer” activist, but that was just a fucking angle because she’s a “size 8” but then she’s spent the last year doing fitness and despite still being “thick” is less thick…so again…just more bullshit lies from the fucking media since none of ya’ll think she’s too fat to fuck…but that could be her fake Waist to Hip Ratio talking to you on a genetic level….

Either way, here’s her fat upper pussy in some real tight clothing holding her all together as she tries to sweat out some of that water weight because she’s trying.

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2020

Sep

Demi Lovato Bra of the Day

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Demi Lovato is some unstable fuck, boring rich and famous trash who believes her own hype, one of those “I have mental health issues” therefore “I have heroin overdoses”….because “I have mental health issues” is the number one excuse of her generation of loser, coddled, live with their parents, get naked on the internet trash….they just google the fuck out of mental health issues and figure what suits their needs best, present it to their doctors and get the meds they need to compare with their friends who are also on meds, a generation of kids on brain medication…awesome…..and I saw this coming…from Ritalin in the 80s and 90s onwards…the heavy handed prescription pad of doctors…even I’ve been prescribed prozac, paxil, downers when I barely even move and am always on a downer….when all I really need is the drink to get through it….

What I am saying is that I think all mental health issues are bullshit excuses from weak people who like having excuses that are beyond them and that you can’t point and laugh at because it’s a condition…….the only think mental health issues are good for is collecting disability checks because that shit can barely be proven and no one likes to work…so any reason not to work and still get paid is a good one…

More importantly, Demi Lovato, who should have been cancelled for a heroin overdose, but who was packaged as a hero who got to do some big performances as part of a comeback tour, all because she has a big fan base and hollywood likes to mooch off the people with the big fan bases…..they like the stupid lame storyline….of her “NOT DYING”…instead of being pragmatic and say things like “this loser bitch couldn’t even overdose right so that she could polarize it to make more money with the sympathy of all”….

It’s just a lot of garbage, but not as much garbage as those sloppy fucking tits in the sports bra….I don’t think that cleavage could be anymore fat-girl looking that whatever is going on here with this “Survivor” who is recently single because the love of her life she met 6 months ago, was engaged to 3 months ago, was exposed for tweeting that Selena Gomez was hotter than Demi before he devoted his life to fucking one of them…which he accomplished while escaping her spoiled rich brat wrath….like that motherfucker probably doctored his own tweets to get an out from this bitch as he appealed to her rival Selena Gomez to give him a shot, because they hate each other and what better revenge than to steal the other one’s man….especially when this one’s tits look like a man’s……garbage.

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2020

Sep

Elsa Hosk is Naked and Pregnant and Reading of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is officially pregnant, which makes sense, since she’s probably around 30, has been in quarantine, and people fuck….plus if you’re fucking Elsa Hosk, you aren’t pulling out, that would be criminal….not to mention she’s pretty much achieved far more than she probably expected as a Swedish Basketball player, her first career…so…there’s that…anyway she just posted THESE Pics fucking up my Story Book reading flow….

NOW BACK TO ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING:

Elsa Hosk is amazing, the hottest of the VS girls and this is her tapping into those fantasies of you man-child types out there who just crave to have a woman take care of them in ways their mom did, like little pussy momma boys, or the way their mom didn’t because she was on crack the whole time and that’s why you’re the way you are, that shit gets passed between the placenta and makes some fucking crack baby losers….but look how far you’ve come…being on here reading this…like a real hero of society….not degenerate at all…

So this is the bedtime story being read not red just pronounded red by the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret girls, straight from Sweden who are no longer in a pandemic thanks to not being pussies scared of a bootleg flu….some bedtime story fantasy for the bed time story fetishists….

Now, Swedes typically speak English well, so I guess she could actually be reading this J.D. Salinger, maybe she saw the documentary I recently watched on Amazon about Salinger where they show footage of him outside his house in New Hampshire after the “Catcher in the Rye” author became a reclusive outside the big city where he lived his life….or maybe she’s just a basic and trying to catch up on High School reading material since they read VIKING novels in Nordic countries, not disinfranchised anti-heroes….who knows…or cares…she’s a babe even with baby inside her slutty cummed inside womb.

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2020

Sep

Olivia Holt Underboob of the Day

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Olivia Holt is a 23 year old Disney kid who was on some series called “I Didn’t Do It” but you probably already know that because you probably have the series logo tattooed on your pervert upper thigh pervert.

She moved to LA in 2011, which may not seem that long ago to your old pervert ass, but it was 9 ears ago, meaning she was 13-14 years old, which I guess is the age families have historically sold their daughters off to the highest bidder, only instead of doing the “Celine Dion” where they basically turned her into the wife of the creepy manager who made her, they instead just sell them to a corporation that owns the media for the training. It’s pretty irresponsible, but you already know that, plus the emotional trauma makes them potential huge stars in the sex trade as they get older, you know jus ask Disney’s Maitland Ward.

Now I don’t know any movies she’s been in, any songs she’s produced or sang on, I just know she’s another one of these young puppets with very little substance or soul, eager to produce really vapid and useless things for the money and the hype…it’s a generational thing…they don’t have any meaning, depth or souls…but they are slutty and that should count for something…

I do know that this video irritates me because when I was 23, I was getting black out drunk with degenerates, things were out of control, the sex was the kind you assumed you got AIDS having, and it was just a much darker and more fun time…

Instead, these people, who may have more tit exposed than girls of my generation, are doing some hokey ass shit, like the “Squares” in the 60s and the fact other people do this hokey ass shit too, on the level where they made a fucking app for it, is pretty disappointing…no matter how many nudes they sell on their subscription site, or how vulgar they are in their captions, or no matter how these ends in an orgy because they may be lame asses, but they are down to fuck lame asses….they fucking suck.

If you don’t believe me, look at the CISCO-Looking motherfucker…this embarrasses me…

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2020

Sep

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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The Ratio is the Hip to Waist or the Waist to Hip ratio which is arguably the secret to sexual appeal.

I know that most of you probably think a girl “being alive” is the key to sex appeal, because all you need is someone not dead to want to fuck and even if she was dead, you’d probably debate fucking it, you know “her tits look perky with that Rigor”….it is October after all, what a time to get into necrophilia and it’s not like you killed her…

This isn’t about fucking dead bitches, this is about what turns people on and historically it was assumed that it was fat tits, as it turns out fat tits are great, the sloppier the more fun, but people on a genetic level are actually turned on by smaller waist to larger hips…some birthing shit that speaks to us on a genetic level but that the system is trying to suppress with their “all men are misogynist pigs who sexualize women” despite them sexualizing themselves…like all of these pics are selfies of girls who are excited by their ratio, who think their ratio is hot and that it will turn dudes on…only to complain about how men are pigs…the world is nutty.

So these should tap into you on a deeper level because science says it will.

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2020

Sep

Nut Case and Other Videos of the Day

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Bikini Posing….

Karen Hood Ornament

Subway Anti Masker – I Can’t Believe People Still Eat Subway that shit Smells like Armpit

Nutjob on the Highline

Smuggling wine

Putting out a fire with fire

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2020

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love the idea of this “new normal” as a marketing hook to promote all the changes the government is going to instil on us, now that there’s a virus. It’s like going to the airport after 9-11 and having the intercom system announce the color coded level of terror threat for that day….so when you’re flying to Albuquerque to visit your mom who retired there on Christmas from your shitty existence in Ohio, you’ll know that there’s a “Yellow” threat level on your flight, which is way better than orange or red, thank god the terrorists won’t take down that coveted Cleveland to Albuquerque flight on a discount airline you know is carrying very high profile people when the highest profile person out of Cleveland is Drew Carey.

What I am saying is that everyone is nutty, victims of marketing but none as nutty as these girls who are out there tricking dudes to buy their “nudes” with captions you know were written by dudes who take a percentage of the profit, who even do the texting to the paying fans for the girls, it’s part of the deal….and they use Indian Virtual Assistants for that….so as these dude pay 75 dollars to unlock a “Hot Cameltoe Squirt Video” that ends up being none of those things as they sex with an Indian dude getting paid 2 dollars an hour….because dudes are suckers and girls who were born to be slutty can now monetize that slutty the way they’ve been too scared to do prior to it being mainstream accepted….before eventually getting cancelled, ignored, blacklisted or hated by their paying fans, the most coveted and loyal fan that they are stabbing in the eyes with each scam they cash in on, with some short sighted vision…at which point they’ll jump into hardcore porn, I mean because they’ve already gone “this” far….

So maybe I should get into porn production….you know since every girl is a porn chick and clearly they need someone to help them….I am already working on a porn idea with a friend called “BUM SHANTY” where we take a willing couples to fuck on homeless man mattresses around the country….10 percent of proceeds will go to fighting homelessness, the rest to line my fucking pockets because I know “Bum Shanty” will be the future…especially if we make it ANAL ONLY some double entendre shit…it may be the first porn to win an Oscar as the Oscars move more towards porn to get people to actually pay attention to them…

Here are some morning links!!

Lindsey Von Got her Teeth Fixed and it is Scary
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Camilla Cabello as Cinderella
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Best Waterslide Ever
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Chrissy Teigen is Getting Blood Transfusions during new Pregnancy – AIDS!?
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Divine Moose Walks on Water
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Girl Hides Gamer’s Controller in Hopes of Getting Fucked
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Truck Crashes into Low Hanging Bridge
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Hot Model Ashley Haas Wants to Get Fucked in a Stadium
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Naya Rivera’s Hot Tall Sister Moved in with her Baby Daddy…..Weird
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40k of Damage at Miller Park
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Patrick Mahomes’ Fiancee Brittany Matthews and her Big Teeth Trolls the NFL for Ranking the Chiefs QB as the No. 4 Player
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Dodge Challenger Police Chase
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Time Lapse of the World’s Largest Drum Kit
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Mountain Bike Wipe Out
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100 Pics of Demi Lovato
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem in the world is that they listen to the people of the internet, when they shouldn’t.

They don’t listen to me, but they listen to all the whining bitching brats of the internet who always existed but were ignored, but now have a platform….whether it’s getting brands to change their name, calling white people who adopt black kids racists hiding their racism from their childless apartments, even MeToo, BLM, Trump Hate, Trump Love, Antifascists Fascists against Fascists….these idiots, who are hypocrites by nature and just mad….outrage…..

They would have disappeared if ignored, but now articles are written about them, changes made, protests happening, validating them and keeping them going….

The key to life was always to ignore the trolls….and as a troll who has been ignored for 15-20 years of internet, it works…eventually you just update your dumb site no one reads because why the fuck not, you don’t bother with social media or leaving funny, annoying, rude, pervy comments on people’s nonsense or articles or wherever you comment on things….because no one cares what I have to say….

If my trolling got me rich, got me results, got me somewhere besides here…I am sure I’d be on my soap box trolling as loud as I could, trying to next level the troll, but instead I believe my best trolling is behind me, I don’t care to keep trolling…it’s a waste of time.

So stop listening to assholes of the internet and letting the overall way of life get altered by idiots who don’t even believe what they say, live by what they say, and do whatever they do to next level their trolling they think is activism, or whatever…

That said, I saw a lot of 40 year old women in black bike shorts this past weekend, in a SAVE THE BIKE SHORTS FOR THE UNDER 30s….campaign we need to be having….that mom pussy can’t get the proper support it needs in those things…protest things that matter…like mom pussy!

Here are stepLINKS….

Sydney Sweeney Goes Full Barbie
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Nude Shoot!
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Surfer Ellie Jean Coffey Takes on the Surf Industry to Launch her “X-Rated” Site
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100 Pictures of Demi Lovato to Celebrate her Break Up!
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Madison Beer Singing National Anthem!
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Rumer Willis in Fetish Gear Looking Better than Ever
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Model Ashley Haas’ “Sexy Time” Fantasy is to Get it on in an Empty Stadium
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Girl Gets Robbed Filming an IG Video
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Irina Shayk Walking the Runway Looking Good
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Topless Charlotte Lawrence
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Jon Gruden Appeared to Wear a Thong as a Mask
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Girl Farts in Trainer’s Face at the Gym
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How Celebrity Bodyguards are Trained
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Model LeiLei de Lemon in Nature
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Rumer Willis Pokies and Tight Shorts!
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Brie Larson in a Sheer Sports Bra
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Josephine Skriver is Hot in a Bra for the Raiders!
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Everything Streaming in October
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YesJulz in a Tree Wearing Very Little Clothing
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Bebe Rexha Goes Western in Lace
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Joe Montana and His Wife Fought Off an Intruder Who Was Attempting to Kidnap Their Grandchild
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People Looting a Container lost at Sea
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Free Climbing Paris’ Tallest Building
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Caitlyn Jenner Joining Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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Rosa is Busty as Hell
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Avril Lavingne’s Quarantine Birthday
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Danica Patrick Shared an “Ass Shot” on Sunday Just Because
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Ben Notices Hot Tight His Pants Are
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Wet Cement VS Car
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Ordering Pizza Without Saying Pizza
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Dog Playing with a Dolphin in the Water
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Carolina Sanchez is a Wonderful Model
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Big Lip Model Daia in a Tree
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Noah Cyrus Kissed a Girl and Liked the Clout
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Instagram Model Madisynn Whisler Dropped Some A+ Football in a Thong Content
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Who Are these Hot Asian Military Babes Doing Push Ups in Short Shorts
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Scared Paraglider
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Dodge Challenger Outruns the Helicopter
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Phoebe Tonkin – Bikini Side Boob
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Paige Lorenze’s Latest Topless Selfie
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Tyler Herro Has a Thick Girlfriend
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Palm Tree Trimmer Goes Flying
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Mariah Carey did an Alternative Album in the 90s….and It’s Good
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Hot Ass Model Kenzie Mariano Celebrating SEC Football Return
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Fitness Fail
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Charlotte McKinney in GoSee Magazine Showing Nip!
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Bellator Star Valerie Loureda Put on a Show in Booty Shorts
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Adele Pranking Nicole Richie Weirdness
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Jeopardy Contestant Acts Out Answer
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Hugh Jackman incognito
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Conor McGregor Announced That He’s Fighting Manny Pacquiao
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Ambrosio Fat Cameltoe in Bike Shorts
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Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Megan Fox with MGK….
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Heidi Klum in Public
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber in Shorts
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Cara Delevingne – Bike Shorts….
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Gwen Stefani in a Tank Top
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Barbara Palvin Hanging with Friends
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Camila Coelho in a Bikini – Tight Body
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Taylor Hill’s Open Shirt
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Olivia Culpo’s Legs
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Ariel Winter in Leggings
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Kendall Jenner in a Wet Dress with Wet Hair
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Emma Roberts Pregnant
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Sofia Richie Legs!
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Jennifer Garner Legs in Shorts
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Ariel Winter Legs!
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Paris Hilton Glammed Up…
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Kendall Jenner Tight Dress….
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From stepSMUT!!

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Dildo Twerk on A Mirror
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Cam Girl Having an Orgasm
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Tartan Dildo Rider.
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This Asshole is Creamy
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Close Up Dildo Insertion
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Girl Goes XL with her Horse Cock
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21 People Having a Shitty Day
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Ass Eating
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Big Naturals in Public
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Huge Tits Go Naked Hiking
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Nasty Ass Girl
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Very Hot Reddit Amateur
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5 Tinder Hook-Ups
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Slutty Girls with their Tongues Out
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Girl in Fitness Gear Spreading
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More of her Spreading….
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Dick Sucker in the Parking Lot
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Slutty Girls in the Kitchen
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Mental Mondays
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2 Naked Girls Posing
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Cumming on Strangers
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Small Nips
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Parking in the Rear
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Some Weird Fucking Wild Fucking Times
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2020

Sep

Kim Kardashian in a Photoshoot of the Day

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If you’re interested in seeing some dog shit…here is some dog shit formed in the shape of the devil Kim Kardashian who single handedly ruined a generation with her consistent monetizing/scamming/shamelessness that the idiot followers buy into because they are that dumb, otherwise the Kardashians wouldn’t exist….thank god for stupid people is made these idiots billionaires….then there is the whole vapidness, vanity despite being pigs, the plastic surgery, face injections, to fill their empty and disgusting souls..just shitty, gross people in shitty photoshoots….for magazines that are part of the problem giving these idiots a platform….full of shit….literally…gross….

Kanye Shot these and they suck….some of the worst photos ever….but that could be the subject matter!

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2020

Sep

Rihanna Nipples of the Day

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Rihanna’s got some titties….because she’s older, lazier, fatter…she doesn’t bother with that whole singing and dancing bullshit that made her, she’s got all the money in the world that she needs, plus her lingerie product line has basically replaced Victoria’s Secret and is a massive company in its own right, so she can just sit there getting fat but not turning her back on her humble beginnings of being a sex worker….

Now I don’t know for a fact whether Rihanna was actually a sex worker, I just know I met a Bajan man at a Caribbean restaurant who told me all these stories about the Karaoke bars that the British tourists frequent for some underage sex tourism in Barbados….and he made a pretty convincing case for Rihanna being one of those underage girls….

Basically, she had almost no talent, there was a video of her singing at her High School that got erased from the internet but that was REALLY fucking bad. Her dad was addicted to crack. She lived in an abusive home. She got an “audition” at 13 or 14 in the dude who “discovered” her’s room, they make a point of saying that her mom was present, but usually when they make a point of saying that, it is because the mom wasn’t present….then there’s the whole she was imported to the USA at 14 or 15, a high school drop out, totally cleared at customs with work visas in place, it just seems so fucking suspicious…

I guess none of the origin story really matters, because she’s Rihanna, still sexualizing herself into her 30s and looking great nipples first….still amazing…

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