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2020

25

Sep

Ashley Tisdale Panties of the Day

I wonder if this picture was taken before Ashley Tisdale’s husband busted up inside her 40 year old twat to make a baby that I am sure he hopes doesn’t come out looking like Tisdale’s face….prior to the surgery, shit was terrifying….

The small implant girl, who announced the small implants, after they became explants is not only pregnant, because she takes load up inside her, she like the way it drips out of her all day, and hell if a baby comes before menopause, why not, what the fuck else is she to do….I mean besides this bullshit clothing collection that I can’t imagine anyone caring about, but then I forget the power of celebrity, people are obsessed with them for life, allowing them to exist and monetize for life, all because of a trending viral TV show by Disney…

Anyway, she’s in panties, I don’t fine her hot…if anything, I’ve campaigned against her being marketed as hot since she first was marketed as hot by the Disney team because they know they can brain wash motherfuckers they are the MEDIA afterall…because until one of us dies, we will continue the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch, and even after I die, I may make sure whoever takes over the site continues the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch, the goal here is to terrorize these people long after I’m gone….because I think that would be the best troll….DrunkenStepfather.com calling Tisdale and UGLY cunt on her 90th birthday…pretty exciting possibilities…stay tuned to find out what happens!

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2020

25

Sep

Dove Cameron Wet Look of the Day

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Despite popular belief, Dove Cameron is not Cameron Diaz’s daughter, but she’s old enough to be….

She is however a Disney kid who got access to her Disney money and decided to spend some of it on some face injections to destroy herself, as these 18 year old girls do….you know look like a Kardashian/Jenner/Muppet….because being on TV and having fans jacking off to you all your life, despite the legality of that being questionable, the media puts you out there, and the people consuming the media in the privacy of their own homes can be as weird as they want to be….

Either way, she’s been around for 13 years and is only 24….but looks like a 40 year old stripper trying to transition into a sex doll, because her generation is all about outrage and transitioning…this bitch even puts her pronouns in her Instagram bio, which in the event you didn’t know is the lamest shit a person can do….especially since she looks like a text book version of a “sex object”….self produced self object…but wants you to all be sure that despite all the plastic she’s not actually trans….maybe…I mean who knows, she’s wet, probably best to keep her cool so that her face doesn’t melt off.

These idiots are fucking distorted, demented, weirdness….but she’s still a celebrity trying to be hot so stare….

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2020

25

Sep

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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In this era of everyone who is not capitalizing off the pandemic, but rather being fired, not getting subsidies the rich are eligible for, scrambling to pay the bills, or even afford eating..fishing is always an option…

There’s nothing more resourceful than seeing a homeless man fishing at the viaduct or water reservoir or sewage treatment plant, you know to get those tasty mutated by the pollution in the water….to survive…so for all them inter-city fisherman….this fishnet friday is for you…and your bravery…and disease that is clearly inside you after eating that homeless man fish…

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2020

25

Sep

Brie Larson Scared in the Shower of the Day

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As you probably know, Brie Larson has been trying real fucking hard to be famous for basically her entire life. I think she started as a teen, tried to be a popstar, the whole thing a pretty uneventful, low level existence….but she lived in LA, was able to find a rich and famous rocker to mooch off of as her and her mangement or agents strategized….they know it doesn’t take much talent to be famous, it’s just about packaging…so they got her in ROOM, won her an Academy Award so bitch could get cast in blockbusters, as they do….the coveted cash grab action hero moves….allowing her to dumb the dude she mooched off of and pave her own future as a starlet….

It’s really a timing issue, because if this was to happen now, she’d just be doing an only fans, girls who want to get noticed and aren’t getting noticed, take it amongst themselves to get noticed…

Now I don’t think Brie Larson is hot, for whatever reason she looks like a 45 year old school teacher and not in a Kate Latourneau way, in a bitch has no sex appeal…but in keeping up with action stardom, she’s fit, has some tit to distract from that botox face…and is still willing to do some low level clickbait sleaze to get some interaction from the fans…because girls are sluts and tits get hits…

She is definitely dogshit who thinks she’s hot and who would have been one step away from only fans if the whole success thing didn’t happen….but it happened, she exists and we have deal with her as star because Hollywood has decided she’s a star…even though they have all the resources in the world and could have done way better.

Well she’s not too famous to be shameless, because fame and relevance is an addiction these assholes chase forever….and this is that chasing…

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2020

25

Sep

Flannel Friday of the Day

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Since it’s fall, back to school, not for any of us, but back when back to school was still a thing, it was always a good time sitting outside the local college and staring at the slutty asses in leggings or shorts, pushing the season in September and October as they get their bearings in either a new city, or in a new semester of school, sipping their trendy coffees, walking around with their herpes from the weekend orgy, remember, these people did grow up on porn…all medicated on their anti-depressants and filled with rage or outrage for the various things they’ve decided are unfair in the world…from their fully paid for apartment thanks to being rich…

So now, I gotta get my trending Flannel pics, it’s a style choice for ladies everywhere, on the internet….and here are the best in slutty flannel from the week….

Let’s hope this is a trend, because the Canadian in me is drawn to lumberjacks with their tits and ass hanging out…so long as they don’t have beards…but in this era, they may….damn testosterone pills…

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2020

25

Sep

Celebrity Kid Titty Flash of the Day

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I have no idea who this celebrity kid actually is, but the internet has decided that it’s Kate Beckinsale’s daughter, who unfortunately has been tainted by Charlie Sheen’s DNA, because he is her father and the reason Kate Beckinsale has AIDS….at least that’s the story I heard from a very reputable source….the whole Michael Sheen stepping in as the dad was just a cover-up, a convenient cover-up because they have the same last name…but I could be wrong…I am often wrong…

So, despite being hot in her own right, the entitled rich kid will never be Kate Beckinsale, you know the entitled rich kid in her own right, who got into a movie franchise about vampires and forgot to age…the fact she even has a kid this old is nonsensical…

Now I don’t know if this is her daughter titty flashing, but in the era where everyone has their tits out, there’s a chance it is….I mean girls send spread asshole pics to dudes who swipe right on a hook-up app without any thought, concern, fear of consequence…to have nudes of yourself is standard with owning a smart phone and being on social media…or being under the age of 50 but I’d argue even the 50+ crowd send titty pics to each other…

So celebrity kid or not…this is a tit flash to stare at until the lawyers email me confirming the rumors at which point I will remove the image because I don’t give a fuck about keeping them up for you ungrateful fucks even if it could mean getting an autograph from Kate Beckinsale to jerk off on, you know assuming she’d be financing the whole editing the daughter tits off the internet…

I saw why bother, it’s just tits, I mean if this was a sex tape they weren’t getting paid for, I’d get it…but tits….aren’t they European? I mean this is average beach attire…

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2020

25

Sep

Bella Thorne Pussy Mound of the Day

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Bella Thorne is clearly a broken down bitch. Maybe being sold by her sex working mother to the industry broke her. Maybe her mom’s boyfriend who diddled her fucked with her at that youngage and forever reprogrammed her to be some broken down bitch….it happens…you know victims of abuse carry all kinds of weirdness into adulthood…and it’s obviously a depressing thing to think about when a bitch gets naked, or is in sex work, so you gotta just look at the positive, which is that the girl is doing what it is she’s doing…when you start asking questions, it almost always gets dark and boner killing…

That said, Bella Thorne is caving into the pressure of being a GOOD only fans account to pay your hard earned money for. She spent the first few months, which made her millions, basically fully clickbaiting dudes by saying she was getting nude, laughing as she took all their money, in a bait and switch….all while pissing off other sex workers for fucking up their platform they work hard to maintain, with her big celebrity traffic push and fanbase, essentially making them obsolete….jealous bitches don’t support other bitches…

The whole thing, beyond the cash grab is weird because she’s a trending Disney Kid with a legitimate career, with multiple revenue streams, who has cashed the fuck in on both the industry and the social media thing…..but greed’s a motherfucker…get it all when you can…

I mean on one side it’s the standard operating procedure of 18 year olds everywhere. They grew up on porn, they grew up on social media, putting themselves out there is ingrained in their fucking souls…so why not cash in on the nudes they’ve been sending random dudes for free…but sending them out to dudes willing to pay for them…I get that…

I mean, to take a hot nude selfie, something most horny girls do on the regular anyway, is easy, a thrill, something to get off to because they are narcissists who like seeing themselves rub their pussies…

Then there’s the whole leverage thing, I mean Bella Thorne is actually a shit actress, with shit ideas, who is better suited to be an IG slut selling nudes than to be someone creating the future of content….not to mention…with the money she’s scamming off everyone, she can produce her own content and give the fuck you to the mainstream Hollywood, who would normally turn their back on someone doing this on the sideline, but instead pull their dicks out to it because they only care about the money and the audience and she’s got the audience to make them the money they want….so she’s got leverage to do this other pornographic cash grab on the side…but it’s still weird…the crossover of porn and mainstream almost complete…if this was more her fucking herself with a suction dildo and less her showing her asshole and pussy mound behind her thong like every bitch on social media trying to get seen…but it’s a step in the right direction….

I just don’t like seeing her fans, these suckers, being exploited and taken advantage of as they pull out their credit cards, unable to turn their back on her “click to see my butthole” caption that leads to the spending of 100 dollars for a pic.

But as someone who likes ASSHOLES BEHIND THONGS…seeing a top trending starlet for her generaton doing the asshole behind thong for clout, attention, quick cash…is pretty funny…even if Bella Thorne’s sex appeal bores me, she does have a good body.

Here she is in the shower:

And some tit that’s looking very bolted on…

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2020

25

Sep

Miley Cyrus Ass Up of the Day

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I can’t tell you why I find Miley Cyrus hot, I just find Miley Cyrus hot. It’s probably got more to do with her tight fit body, that she’s all about showing off, and less about her inbred face that looks like it should be missing some teeth as it spews out some backwoods sounding nonsense for attention, despite being raised in LA….as a Disney Kid….who is fully media trained and can probably put on a Patrician accent if she had to for a role, but instead like to sound like she’s drunk in a back alley after sucking some homeless dick for a beer back home in Arkansas….you know showing off what her daddy taught her because he felt that since he made her, it was only natural to give it back to her….you know inbred shit…

But yeah, I find Miley and all her nudity, shameless attention seeing, ass and titties that inspired many to show their ass and titties…hot.

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2020

25

Sep

Bella Hadid the Lesbian of the Day

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Auntie Bella Hadid, or is it Uncle…is taking advantage of the birth of her sister’s baby to get some hype around herself with these lesbian pics of her and some sexual predator.

The other day there were some pics of a very manly Bella Hadid, because I’ve been saying she’s gotta be a man for as long as she’s existed, all hard faced even with the plastic surgery, and tits can be bought motherfuckers…plus she’s got that hairy chest and all…it jut made sense…

As it turns out, she is in fact the lesbian she’s always looked like, or at least she dabbles in the cunt, as proven by these clickbait, self produced lesbian porn pics, because everyone in her generation is a some gender fluid, sexuality fluid, weirdo….it only makes sense.

The other woman in the pics is Stella Maxwell, who you know as the straight girl predator, convincing all the otherwise straight girls to eat pussy, because I guess she’s just that persistent and doesn’t get called out for that persistence since MeToo only applies to men..

This isn’t the first pussy she’s convinced to try the sloppy fish cutlet on fish cutlet scissoring, it’s actually her fetish and she does it consistently to elevate her own name…luckily she’s hot about it…which makes the whole lesbianism with her not so lesbian at all…because real lesbians like woman who look like lesbians because they are also women who look like lesbians…the idea of a lesbian going for a VS model, is more a girl trying to be a straight dude…

All this to say, all these fuckers and brokedown weirdos….and also that Bella Hadid is not hot…even when she’s clickbaiting like a horny pervert bitch….