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2020

24

Sep

J.Lo is a Bikini Monster of the Day

J.Lo looks alright in her old age, but it’s nothing to be impressed by like other media outlets, not that I’m a media outlet, you get what I am saying….I’m a pervert with a blog…but yes, the media hypes J.Lo for being fuckable at 100 when really they should only be shocked if she was not fuckable at 100….becasue with all the money, her vanity, that ego, the do everything and anything she wants overachiving ass that at the time it was first launched was very much oversold and not that great….but yes…if she wasn’t still fuckable at 100….I’d be shocked…

All the money in the world for ass injections, fitness, diet, etc…she’s disciplined and a money grubber eager to keep earning…

Clearly she’s also really concerned with COVID and she brings it to TURKS AND CAICOS…and by it I don’t necessarily mean COVID….I mean whatever this is…and it isn’t really that good…she’s in her 50s granny fuckers.

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2020

24

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Summer is officially over, you may know this from licking all that pumpkin spice off the various bike seats you find outside the local colleges, because you won’t let COVID get in the way of your fall tradition. There’s no cancelling Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas for you….but more importantly, there’s no stopping some digging in the trash to get a taste of some backwash of young hot girls going to learn in their expensive and fancy institutions where they likely annoy everyone with their outspoken, loud, activism….but that DOESN’T take away from their posting nudes for attention….sometimes featuring some remnants of summer…the tanline…sometimes the tanline is year round because of tanning beds and warmer climates…either way…I like em.

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2020

24

Sep

Selena Gomez Scars of the Day

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Obviously there’s nothing wrong with Selena Gomez doing a swimsuit photoshoot for some attention, she’s a huge star with fake tits and a fake face, what the fuck else is she supposed to do with them….

I mean unless you’re repulsed by her Kidney Transplant scar, I guess they went in through her leg, unless that was part of another operation, like getting her dick chopped off…I mean she’s a child star, weirder things have happened…just as Jamie Lee Curtis…

I am not into scars, I don’t have a scar fetish, but some people do….maybe they like the fact the bitch is diseased with some auto-immune disease that isn’t AIDS, making her weak and in need of being taken care of, assuming you believe her whole LUPUS thing….maybe they like that she harvasted the organs from some low level celebrity looking for some fame….maybe they like the way she looks, probably photoshopped, but then again she has one job to do and that is look good….so this could be her looking good.

I just find the whole thing annoying, in part becasue Selena Gomez isn’t hot, in part because she’s some unstable loser who cries mental health issues and hits rehab often, in part because she’s still obsessed with Bieber….the one who got away…..but mainly because she’s producing clickbait to promote her album. so it’s strictly for the cash grab and money, she’s not into communicating or interacting with her fans…so it’s a fair weather swimsuit selfie she’s staged….and I don’t like that lack of authenticity…

You know there are bitches like Vanessa Hudgens who just fucking love being a whore on social media, then you have Selena Gomez and bigger, richer star…who just does the whore on social media when she’s got something to promote…it just takes away from the pure intentions of celebrity…and the entertainment industry…you know since they aren’t all shitty money grubbing pieces of shit.

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2020

24

Sep

Sarah Hyland in Leggings of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is in leggings….and she reminds me of the weirdo theatre kid that never was because she was home schooled, you know the kind of weirdo, but not the good kind of weirdo, who had no friends and would entertain herself in her basement she was kept captive in because her mom was a neat freak and didn’t want her in the way….only instead of being that weirdo reclusive, stunted, and underdeveloped weirdo, she actually was on a hit show, is a huge celebrity and people are drawn to celebrity and give her all the feedback making her think she’s either cool, interesting, funny, or amazing….you know her bank account backs up that story as does all the texts and comments she gets in a given day.

She’s like a girl version of a gay man, engaged to a gay man pretending to be into girls, because she’s rich and famous and they can watch ABC programming together, since ABC is their sponsor and the reason for all her money….

Since her double Kidney Transplant for some undisclosed genetic disorder that explains why she looks like she has some sort of dwarfism, she’s started working out, and acting like she’s hot, doing weird dances in leggigns like this….she is skinny, so when masked, she’s not all that bad but her weirdness is the kind of weirdness that doesn’t scream “Best sex of my life, let me stick my dick in crazy”….but rather one that seems like it would involve playing board games with dolls….something you’re probably into because that’s the closest you’ve ever been to dating…but it’s something I find uncomfortable….

So I’m not a fan of Sarah Hyland, but tight pants on a thursday doing Tight Pant things like sticking her head between her legs…ass first…is still worth looking at because she is a celebrity and thus more important than normals…

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2020

24

Sep

Jenny Mollen Gross Again of the Day

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Jenny Mollen must be bored…or craving some attention from her fans, which is hilarious to think that some bitch who is married to Jason Biggs would have fans, but since everyone, including Mollen is a celebrity dick sucker, it makes sense….

I am sure she likes to think that she was someone of value and is worth following because she was funny on twitter long before landing her first New York Times Best Seller List book….I was going to say before landing her first celebrity or being loaded by her first celebrity…..you know locking him in like she was Reese Witherspoon after getting a Deep Dicking from Ryan Phillippe, in a “how are you pregnant, and why are you going to keep it”…..kind of “this is my meal ticket” way….but she met Biggs in 2008 on set of something called My Best Friend’s Girl where she had an insignificant part because she was an insignificant actor, but she made that casting work for her because 12 years later she’s still getting that American Pie allowance….

I don’t know what makes a 40 something year old mom want to pull out her tit on social media…but this one consistently flashes her fans…soemthing that always reminds me of a legit retard exposing himself at the public pool…a thrill you’d think people wouldn’t be about at 40 years old…but I guess once a flasher, always a flasher, and with tits being de-sexualized, this is basically like looking at her belly button, but a tit, because at 40 she should know better or maybe she’s knows all too well that she’s almost 50 so maximize the tits….but if that was the case what’s with the emoji, is that part of the joke…”here’s my tit LOL”…the foundation of every mainstream girl scamming on Only Fans…”CLICK HERE TO SEE ME TOPLESS”….only to be topless with EMOJI nips…so dumb this world we live in…..especially when you factor in those who have “Won at life”….

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2020

24

Sep

Hilary Duff Nude of the Day

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Hilary Duff is in the bath.

I guess this is Hilary Duff recreating the casting couch for Nickelodeon….

I heard some story that I am sure they are playing off as a conspiracy about how Duff was invited to an underage pool party disguised as a casting call by some creeper exec at Nickelodeon who has since been exposed for including weird foot fetish clips into his teen programming for his foot fetish needs….he’s also apparently the baby daddy to Jamie Lynn Spears…but who fucking knows, Hollywood is creepy and any kid thrown into the mix at any age is going to be exposed to money grubbing, above the law, predators….turning them into real fucked up adults but also rich and famous fucked up adults so it works out nicely for them

But then again, she wasn’t discovered or created by Nickelodeon, so that could just be lies. She’s actually a Disney kid, and they have a great track record, so maybe me thinking thatHilary Duff is likely very fucked up….she was home schooled by the age of 8 and kept in a money making bubble from that point on….is wrong….but who cares…this is about a creepy bath video of a mom of two with two different dads….because that’s the kind of girl she is….for social media…because posting bath videos of yourself is cool, I guess? If you told me 10 years ago that Hilary Duff would be producing her own softcore porn, I wouldn’t believe it….seeing celebs bottom feed for clicks and to keep the fans engaged is hilarious..

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2020

24

Sep

Emily Alyn Lind Titty Flash of the Day

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Emily Alyn Lind’s mom is the mom from Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Which means that if your mom is as usless as the mom in Honey I Shrunk the kids in the grand scheme of the Entertainment industry. she’s basically on the lower rung of the ladder….but since Hollywood likes their own, no rung too low to give the busty 18 year old daughter a chance you know since they’re still on that ladder and it’s better than finding new blood.

Emily Alyn Lind has been around for a while, she’s done things like a series called REVENGE, she was in DR SLEEP, she’s in the upcoming Gossip Girl revival no one asked for…so already more successful than her mom and just 18…all thanks to being born in the industry..

She does have big enough tits, that you can see here, because of the hormones in the food, air pollution, laziness, I don’t know tits are just way bigger than they used to be….or because girls like to show off their bodies more than ever to get noticed…

I don’t know what this “High concept” content is for, it is Black and White so you know it’s “art” or some shit, but I’m more into the titty portion of the show.

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2020

24

Sep

Alexis Ren Dog Bra of the Day

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Alexis Ren is some plastic faced muppet of instagram with a rocking set of bolt on tits because I guess they look better in a bikini than her insignificant tits, at least that is how I assume she felt about her tits, because she was willing to get surgery to get rid of those bastards…and make way for new beach ball like tits…..because they speak to her personal brand of “beachy girl”…

She made a name for herself for being the arm candy, slutty, half naked, hot body girl with some adventure youtube dude….she made tons of money and paved the way for other girls to be like “She’s not that hot, I could do that too”….helping create more “travel influencers” who don’t do anything practical or useful in their travels, but rather pose half naked in key sight seeing hotspots….because they are whores….and tits get hits…so much that bitch bought herself a pair…

Anyway, she’s tweaking her nipple with her dog, I guess she’s tpless, as girls are…assuming you can see past those muppet face injections.

This is a very lame topless pic, if you’re going to show 1% of your nipple for your social media, because that’s just how you live, do it standing up…the lay down, plastic filled tit, isn’t hot and actually reminds me of some kind of crime scene were dog is sad owner just killed herself for being useless….you know the titty bag seeped into her brain….making her crazy or some shit…but maybe I’m looking at this all wrong.

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2020

24

Sep

Tight Pant Thursday of the Day

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I decided to take a stab at a new Thursday Feature, because I am so innovative in reposting content girls are producing of themselves for the internet…a real fucking hero amongst heroes….king of the repost….

So as you may know we do asshole behind THONG THURSDAY, TANLINE THURSDAY, TITTY DROP THURSDAY and I guess that’s it…because during this whole COVID thing, my boredom of celebrities, which has ALWAYS been there, but was really just too tedious because it wasn’t something I found hot or could jerk off to, making me feel like a bit of a hack or lie, because I’m here posting them like they matter, when really I never thought they mattered, but it was easy to post them and say they don’t matter, than it was to find things that I actually cared about, since I care about nothing….plus I thought it was a funny idea that someone who hates celebs and celeb sites basically became a celeb site…not that anyone caught onto the fact that I was making fun of those other blogs…

ANYWAY….my interest in the internet and even in starting the site was always in the nudes….so today, after seeing some ass in leggings on the internet, knowing that pussy definition is the future of erotica, despite knowing that for a while no, but the mainstream hadn’t caught onto it…until now…

So if girls are posting up their own smut in DROVES, like there’s an endless supply of categorized nudes…making “Send Nudes” such a broad strong question….I’ll repost them for you…the way they want…because random nude chicks trying to make it as celebs is funnier and hotter than the celebs that have made it…

I am the first to admit this isn’t the best selection of tight pants, considering all the tight pants being worn, but it’s a new feature, let me get my stride, it should take about 10-15 years….as it’s talent me 15 years to get this far….