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2020

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It amazes me that people don’t realize that shit they buy is made in China….I heard there’s some uprising against some “Fast Fashion” company like an H&M or Forever 21, you know one of those “stylish but cheap shit so girls can have multiple outfits for their influencing”….but yeah…there’s an uprising that the owner is a billionaire and the products are made in Chinese Sweatshops…

You may be asking why I care or why I’d write about fast fashion, especially in this world of up-cycle, you know buying vintage shit and sewing it together into new overpriced outfits…it is not because my first internet business being an ebay shop in 1999 or 2001 where I’d by Polo/Lacoste shirts for 2 dollars and sell them to bro’s for 20. It lasted a few weeks despite being lucrative, I’m a drunk with no car, I can’t sustain something like that…

It is because the idiot generation of protestors and activists who are burning down cities and ruining people’s lives by publicly shaming them in some evil “court of public appeal” bullshit…don’t realize that the clothing they bought the last 5-10 years, before it was seen as bad for the environment is made in toxic Chinese factories and shipped to them on diesel ships so they can benefit from cost savings…only now they are mad about it?

So people that were so daft and trend following that they bought into fast fashion and made billionaires off made in China shit, didn’t know it was made in China shit that was killing the environment and now they are mad…despite EVERY item having a “made in china” tag…

I mean, we’re dealing with some real idiots around here….but at least they show off their tits.

Thank God Uncle Ben is no longer the proud owner of a Rice Brand, that was arguably Black Empowering back when they launched as Racist Whites wouldn’t buy the “black brand”….because from my perspective Uncle Ben was a friendly Rice Farmer…never did I think he was some slave…or whatever makes him racist…and being a black entrepreneur was a postiive…yet all these white people see it as racist…because they are racist…

Everything is nutty.

This is our future….it may not be bright but it will have tits…

Woman’s Loud Fart Sets off Alarm
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Timberwolves Star Karl-Anthony Towns Grabs a Handful of Jordyn Woods for Her Birthday
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Lorena Rae’s Nude Shoot
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Valentina Vackova Will Kick Your Ass!
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Ohio Mom Gets Tased and Arrested for Not Wearing Mask at an 8th Grade Football Game
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Guy Realizing his Friend Snitched
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Putting Guitar Strings on a Piano
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Medieval Cover of Thunderstruck No One Wanted
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Hot models at the bowling Alley
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Wet Ass Poultry is the Worst
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Smoking Pussy
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I hope you all avoid social media….it is obviosuly the devil and spawns nothing but evil….

At the rate it’s going, I just don’t understand how people can even go on that shit….it’s just so dark, angry, miserable, whiners and show offs…It’s hard not to hate….

I would expect that it will eventually implode, but that’s probably just wishful thinking since I am a website with no social media. I have ve weathered the storm, waiting out the social media fad, like I’m blockbuster waiting for this internet thing to end…

I do hope people eventually realize it’s way less annoying to get what you need from a website without social interaction….every move you make is not documented for people to judge or hate you depending on what is cool or trending at the time.

I figure real socializing ended with the internet, people just eventually stopped going out, even pre pandemic….and would only go out if it was a good social media pic…for social media….but there was a time when all anyone ever wanted to do was go out and socialize…before the internet….

I can only hope real social network socializing, social-media-izing, will also end…because people will get bored of the bullshit, the darnkess, the anger….but then a remember that people are obsessed with their own bullshit, of course Social Media will survive and continue….we are all content makers….void websites, they are slow dinosaurs….I see all the shit the post the day before when it got posted….so basically I’m doomed because I won’t get rich when websites make a comeback like VINYL….and you’re doomed too, because you have to continue that angry, dark, miserable, evil social media life…but at least there are tons of slutty pics….being monetized…greedy fucks….but they are still slutty pics and that’s always fun.

Here are some stepLINKS…a stepLINK is a link of other stories I didn’t cover today, but that other people did….I know crazy concept this “but there are no pictures” bullshit….

Former Miami Dolphins Cheerleader Gigi Pena is Dropping Nonstop Heat on the Gram
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Josie Canseco Topless with her Horse.
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Ariel Winter is in Cosplay with Pink Hair
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Swedish Track and Field Star Madeleine Nilsson is Really Good at Social Media
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Nina Dobrev – Big Cleavage Workout
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Julianne Hough Nipple Pokies in a Pink Top!
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Sex Mattress Found in the Woods Gets a Makeover
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Emrata is Flexing that Booty in a Bikini
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A Glimpse into Hilary Duff’s House
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Alexis Ren Au Natural in a Sheer Wife Beater…
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Porn Star Abella Danger Dribbling a Basketball
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This Week in Fails
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Driver Scared Off by Dog
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Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Photoshoot
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Isabella Fonte is a Slave 4 U.
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The Most Modern Backyard Treehouses
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Ellen Gets Highest Ratings Since 2016
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Here’s that obnoxious Monologue
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Rebecca Black has Blue Hair!
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Ashley Green’s See Through Hoodie!
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Robots being Tested in Japan is Terrifying
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Times 100 Most Influential People
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What is the largest star in the Universe
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Florence PUGH is in the Kitchen – Cooking
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Candice Swanepoel is Topless on the Roof
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Aaron Rodgers Says He Has an “Increased Love of Life” After Split From Danica Patrick
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Twitch Streamer Gets Robbed
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Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner Selling Nice Condo
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Mountain Lying Stalking Kids
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Bella Hadid is Back in NYC
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Cowboys Fans Throw Chairs During Wild Game Day Fight at a Bar
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Apparently This Guy does a Dance Video Ever Sept 21
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Monster Voice Actor
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Halsey is Showing Off How Successful She Is…
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Juana Burga in Nothing But Heels!
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Olivia Munn Training in Mixed Martial Arts is Worth a Look
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Bianca Balti’s Hard Nips…
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Model Lorena Rae’s Catalog Lingerie Pics
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Selma Blair is Pantsless
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Emily Ratajkowski – Eating
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Barbara Palvin’s In VS Catalog Pics
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DUA Lipa in NYC
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Diane Kruger Legs Shopping
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Amber Heard Nasty Lesbian Things
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Charli XCX in Bike Shorts
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Hailey Bieber in Some Skimpy Shorts
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Lea Michele in Bike Shorts Looking Like Shit
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Sarah Jessica Parker in a Mask
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Madison Beer Skimpy Outfit
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Ashley Tisdale Lame Photoshoot for her Clothing Collection
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Elle Fanning in a Photoshoot
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Kaley Cuoco on Set
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Brighton Sharbino at some Premiere
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Kylie Minogue in a Dress
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Rita Ora Legs
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From stepSMUT!!

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Check Out this Smoking Pussy
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Elisha Cuthbert – Nude in Girl Next Door – Enhanced
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Sporty Naked Big Titty Chick
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Delivery Driver Fanstasy VS Reality
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10 Acts that Make you a Whore
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Messy!
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Gas Station Nudes
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Extra Bouncy Tits
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A Meanwhile in Russia
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Stuck His Dick in Crazy
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Bernice Burgos Swimsuit
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Large Areolas
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Hot MILF Titties
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What Happens when you Date a Pornstar
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Sexual Trolling of Bicycle Guy
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People Who were Asking For It
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Naked Roxanne Rae
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Olivia Wilde – Naked
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Naked in Bed
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2020

Sep

Caylee Cowan Nude Shoot of the Day

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I assume this is an old shoot of Caylee Cowan because she doesn’t look like the same person we’ve recently posted…..the girl in the Rick Salomon sugar baby scene, whether she’s a sugar baby getting her rent paid for or not, that’s just his poker playing, private jet flying, Paris Hilton Sex Tape Selling, Pam Anderson Marrying, hustle….but I have facial recognition blindness…all these people look the same…that’s what they want….everyone to be the same…

A friend of mine asked me which big busty girl of social media I liked better, Caylee Cowan or Sydney Sweeney….because I guess we were playing a little “who would you rather” which unless you’re TMZ, is seen as the devils game only done on encrypted messaging apps and not in public…otherwise you may be flagged misogynist and cancelled…

As it turns out, Caylee Cowan and Sweeney aren’t in the same league, Sweeney is high profile, top tier, on a hit show, built in Hollywood and released the tits as part of an HBO show…you know the way you’d want to release tits….while Caylee Cowan is going about it another way….tits first …but Cowan is still out there trying.

I am sure there are more young, blonde and busty natural titty girls on social media for you to compare…I am sure they all have fan accounts where they can cock tease you and steal your money like the INCEL you are….sucker…..but tonight we’ll lead with COWAN…it’s not a competition, we’re all winners, participation prices for all….and tits are forever the best marketing tools….

That said, this may not be Caylee Cowan….I don’t believe anything I read on the internet!

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2020

Sep

Jamie Chung’s Merkin of the Day

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I consistently say that I don’t know who Jamie Chung is everytime I post, because I don’t really know who she is. From my understanding she was a reality star, turned SOCIAL MEDIA influencer type, who decided to do the whole acting thing, but is in nothing memorable…

Since the whole white people suck thing is the common narrative in Hollywood, it’s safe to assume that any person of any non-white ethnicity is on their agents ass saying “get me cast in every fucking thing you can, if they don’t tell them they are racist”….so there could be hope for Jamie Chung to hit the big leagues….if not now, then never…kind of thing…

So as it turns out, we may not know or care about Jamie Chung’s existence while still wishing her the best in this golden opportunity to get cast in big things…..but thanks to her IG story, we know her MERKIN which seems like a whole lot of creepy and disgusting fun in and of itself….in a who needs a host body just send me that to staple to my pocket pussy / PVC PIPE FILLED WITH ROTTING STEWING BEEF…..because it doesn’t come stock with the labia….good times.

This was posted in reference to THIS NUDE SCENE

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2020

Sep

Brighton Rosie Sharbino Round Up of the Day

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I had never heard of Brighton Rosie Sharbino, but apparently she’s an 18 year old who is best known as Lizzie Samuels on the AMC television series The Walking Dead…a show I’ve never seen and that I am pretty happy to say I haven’t seen it…it is up there with Game of Throngs, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix that I’m happy I didn’t get exposed to…

I saw THESE PICS OF HER AT A PREMIERE and thought “that girl has the look of an instagram girl”…so I googled her and here we are doing a round up of her recent pics for the Walking Dead Fans who I hope weren’t drawn to her like they were to Emma Watson in the Harry Potter days, all eager for her 18th birthday….but Walking Dead fans are probably their own breed of loser….hopeless…

These are all pics posted after her 18th birthday, so if they are old pics she’s repurposing, that’s on her!

The highlight of her IG is her faking the WAP dance, because a good old fashioned tease is always a good thing, but a girl not jumping on any trend, while still jumping on the trend enough to be “relevant”….is better than her jumping on the trend because I can respect her more than if she was shaking her WET ASS PUSSY….even though I’d be more into watching her shake her WET ASS PUSSY…you see that’s the whole point of MODEST BEING THE HOTTEST….you can still be creative, flirt, without sucking off a DILDO or whatever…

I don’t love the IG filter face look, but ya know…whatever….this isn’t about me.

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2020

Sep

Sophia Culpo in a Bikini of the Day

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We live in a world where the sibling of what you’d consider a z-list celebrity – is getting shot by the paparazzi in staged bikini shoots…which isn’t really all that impressive of a feat, all the bikini paparazzi shit is staged, so Olivia being in the system, just needs to make a few calls or texts to get her sister in the system….but here I am talking about her like she matters, even though CULPO doesn’t matter….

Sure she’s a Pageant girl who turned influencer after a series of celebrity cocks penetrated her, allowing her to amass a huge following on social media that is in part definitely fake, but that brands see as a good place to advertise, making her serious fucking money…but in the grand scheme of the world…she’s some low hanging fruit, sliding into athlete DMs, no matter how many millions she’s made on the GRAM…

But the fact that the family can monetize off Olivia’s vagina, is hilarious, ridiculous, but expected considering people don’t need to do anything to be famous, besides be sleazy on social media, it’s where the eyeballs are.

No Sophia Culpo is probably younger, possibly more natural looking, but all this shit is manufactured clickbait, so look at her ass in a bikini the way their easy and obvious marketing tactics intended….

I just wonder if people realize that you don’t have to follow all these idiots and you don’t need to follow their siblings either but staring at the ass in a bikini is ok…..she’s at 115k followers, so now she’s working with her sister’s team to hit that million….easy money for everyone, like an older sister turning a younger sister into a stripper….the scam worked for one and can work for all!

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2020

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t need to do any activism or protest on the values of cannabis. I figure if you read this site, you’re not some pussy ass motherfucker who has never tried weed, I don’t even know if anyone in the world hasn’t tried weed, but if that person exists, they are a fucking loser…

I will say that supporting stoned girls taking the time to produce smutty content around their smoking is something important, because for the most part, stoned girls are too lazy to get all done up or naked in selfies, as they are too interested in snacks…but then I remember that weed makes some people horny and I guess makes it the gateway to nudes in an era where everyone is fucking nude.

So I support weed and nudes and here’s that very important coming together of those two things….sometimes not quite as well as should be….I mean some of these girls are nasty.

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2020

Sep

Ariel Winter’s Cosplay Titties of the Day

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Here are some pics of Ariel Winter looking less like a broken down girl who had her childhood stolen from her for the entertainment industry, emotionally eating her way through her depression, all medicated on the wrong dose of her anti-depressants, because she’s rich enough to have “mental health” issues, while actual people out here trying to survive don’t have time for any of that….

She’s in some cosplay, or some fetish gear with her big tits, that she’s had cut off at least once out….

I figure she’s going to perform at some kid’s backyard birthday, playing some Disney Princess with some inside perspective thanks to having been employed by Disney for her entire career….a career that I assumed would die after the whole Modern Family series ending, I mean why would anyone need to cast a garden gnome….but the show must go on as they say in the industry, and now she’s doing birthday parties…..with her tits she’s cut off at least once busting out.

Do not confuse this for me thinking Ariel Winter in her Cosplay and make-up is hot, I find it fucking weird, but at least she looks better than she has the last 6 months of carb loading, it’s like she’s figured it’s time to become a human again or a fairy princess, since she’s in character….and the whole thing is definitely weird…

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2020

Sep

Elsa Hosk – Cleavage Shot of the Day

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I know how pathetic it is for a dude to post up a very boring cleavage selfie of a hot Victoria’s Secret model, who may be the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret Model…

It’s on some incel level of pathetic, because it’s just fucking cleavage…but there’s a reason she’s posting her cleavage, clearly she wants you to see her cleavage, she definitely doesn’t think her cleavage pic is shit, or she wouldn’t post it, and I figure the cleavage itself isn’t enough to jack off to, or celebrate unless you’re a real fucking Elsa Hosk fan….but it could be the gateway to you googling all the nude shit she’s done, because all these models do nude shit….

So, I have no real issue reposting this shit, I’m not trying to impress anyone or come across any less pathetic than I am….my exitence and legacy is this site…I mean I get it….but I do sometimes think “really, a cleavage pic, you’re going to run with this, damn you’re lame”…but that’s all part of the self hatred and disappointment in all I’ve achieved posting pics these women take of themselves…

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2020

Sep

Irina Shayk’s Getting her Ass Grabbed of the Day

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I’ve been an Irina Shayk supporter since she first entered our lives as the hot Russian model who was dating what everyone assumed was a homosexual soccer star, basically one of the biggest soccer stars in the world, since by definition of playing soccer, you probably have to be a bit of a queer, but then you realize that is just the European way…..

I’ve consistently supported her KGB / COMMUNIST WORK CAMP approach to this bullshit model thing, from getting into SI SWIM thanks to her athlete boyfriend she bearded…to eventually becoming a top model…I’ve thought she deserved it.

I even like that when she realized she was turning 30, she knew it was time to breed, and had the option of as many A-listers and she could find, but decided on Brad Cooper who now will be paying her a solid 20k or more per month for the next 18 years. Living that American Dream.

Plus she can always still model, I mean J.Lo posts bikini pics at 50 and has nothing on this soulless Russian hotness.

I think she’s doing some WAP twerking weirdness, who isn’t….but for someone who comes from an era where white girls didn’t twerk, it’s always confusing….but to see her getting her ass grabbed, a mom, on set, posting pics of her in a tight dress getting her ass grabbed…also confusing…but I’ll still stare….knowing Russians are weird.

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