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2020

25

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Don’t tell the mental cases out there that are turning trans….that it the most straight thing to….because everyone thinks it is gay to transition…a man wanting to be a woman…and they identify with the whole LGBTQRST community…but the truth is, they love tits so much they get them bolted on and need a set of their own…cuz turning into a woman is the least gay thing…since gays hate women….now go cut off your dicks you tranny fucks in training…you know prove how straight you are.

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Kristin Cavallari Wears Nothing But a Thong in Her Latest Instagram Offering
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The Best Meme….
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Selena Gomez is Proud of Her Scars!
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Selma Hadziosmanovic by Cameron Hammond
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Leopard Comes Face To Face With Stalking Lioness!
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Rebel Wilson – Monster on the Red Carpet
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Lisa Rinna Gets Into Beauty!
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In Case You Missed It – Girl’s Loud Fart Sets Off Alarm
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‘Gossip Girl’ alum Jessica Szohr is pregnant!
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Joel Embiid and His Swimsuit Model Girlfriend Anne de Paula Welcomed a Baby Boy
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Demi Lovato and Her Fiancé Call it Quits!
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Awesome Delivery Guy…
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Paulina Gretzky Rocking a Bright Orange Bikini
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

24

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t do politics, but everyone else does, and I do do annoying celebrity…so who pays all these celebs to post shit about getting people out to vote to get Trump out of office? Because you know their vapid and useless asses don’t do anything they’re not told to do, as they don’t want to risk ruining their celebrity…they are about as controversial as a wet sock….the wet sock, possibly more controversial….then all of a sudden they are campaigning….without a care in the world…these are people selling nudes of themselves online that aren’t even nudes with no legal consequences….and now they are the authority on voting?

I find it hard to believe that all of a sudden they care, pretend to care, about anything beyond their selfie….it’s obviously all puppet master shit…

There is a possibility that they are mad and want to use their platform for change…but if that is the case…why are they mad, they are winning at life…

Everyone can have an opinion, but the opinion of an influencer, holds too much weight and can go viral making it the opinion of the masses…all stemming from one uneducated brat who is in no position to manipulate the minds of their idiot fans…these are pro selfie takers overpaid to take selfies…living this life of luxury…what they fuck do they know about the American people…

Speaking of American, since I am not American and don’t get involved in politics for that reason…..I wanted to see how extreme this vote manipulation tactic went, so I checked out DUA LIPA, a non American…because I know she’s a trending popstar, so I just knew anyone trending in America is pushing people to register to VOTE….even non-Americans….

So register to vote so long as they don’t vote Trump is her vibe….like bitch, get back to youtube cover songs or being a viral hit…or living on your pile of easy money….keep your uneducated un-American ass brainwashing to your damn self…

I can’t see how this doesn’t do damage…it obviously does….These vapid idiots who are overpaid, overhyped, garbage living in their insular, non-inclusive, elite walled off forts, telling the average person how to act…man that’s national security threats worse than the Kardashians…

It’s all pretty disappointing that the intelligence level of the average is down when everyone just wants attention even when they get political in ways their retarded minds can’t grasp…

I just saw Bella Thorne write she’s sick to her stomach about the Breonna Taylor situation because she heard about the story in a meme and not because she read the fucking case file…and even if she did, she’s not a fucking lawyer…..not that I did, but you get what I am saying here…these misinformation spreading pieces of shit who have no depth, no substance and who scam people selling fake nudes, or faking that they will be nude behind the paywall because they are vile, disgusting people…are the authorities to their idiot following…that’s fucking danger bay right there…the fact that Bella Thorne is a news source to her fans should terrify you all..

The internet is bad, but also so fucking good.

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Paulina Gretzky In a Bright Orange Bikini Looking Amazing – She has me Blocked
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La Rolon’s the Best Thing To Thirst Trap Thursday – These Tits are Massive
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J.Lo Dropped a New Music Video and No One Cared, But Everyone Will Care Soon.
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Kendall Jenner Tight Shorts, you can see her uterus.
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Hailee Steinfeld – CLeavage in the gym perverts
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Actress Jessica Szohr and Her NHL Player Boyfriend Announced That They’re Expecting Their First Child cuz he came in her d-list ass
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Christie Brinkley and Sailor Take TikTok for some Mom / Daughter Fetishists
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Guy Realizes that his Friend Snitched
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Woman’s Loud Fart Sets Off An Alarm!
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Gigi Hadid is a Mom
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Emma Sjöberg Topless In Old Shower Gel Commercial!
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Olivia Munn in a lot of make-up
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TikTok User Claims an NBA Player Paid $7,000 for Her to Get into the NBA Bubble
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Camila Mendes Spits to Stop the Spread!
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Panda Crunches on a Carrot
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CUTIES IS BAD NEWS, TOP 5 STRIPPING SCENES IN MOVIES IS GOOD NEWS
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Playboy’s Miss September
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German Tennis Player Christine Sperling Has a Pretty Strong Bikini Game
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Kaia Gerber is On Vacation Mode!
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Guitar Strings on a Piano
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Broken Power Line Gives Electric Shock To An Unsuspecting Biker
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Larsen Thompson Underwater – Bikini
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Steve Smith Sr Says Working at Taco Bell Saved Him From Being Shot by a JUCO Teammate
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Why do our brains skip extra words
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Biker Gets Offended By Guy’s Strong Handshake!
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Nude Model Krista’s Lazy Weekday
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Katya Elise Henry Hot Poses
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Careless Delivery Person
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Noah Cyrus in Nothing But Mesh…..
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Timberwolves Star Karl-Anthony Towns Grabs a Handful of Jordyn Woods for Her Birthday
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Hot Victoria’s Secret Model Lorena Rae’s Nude Shoot
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Ohio Mom Gets Tased and Arrested for Not Wearing Mask at an 8th Grade Football Game
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Amazing Medieval Cover Of AC/DC’s Thunderstruck!
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Hot Models in the Bowling Alley / Arcade…
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In case you missed it – Porn Star Abella Danger Plays Basketball
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Valentina Vackova Will Kick Your Ass!
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Jordana Brewster – Very Short Shorts!
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Nicole Kidman Nude and Exposed!
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Eve Sweet’s Fun Nude Shoot
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Bernice Burgos in a Swimsuit by the Pool!
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Hot Girl Adding Oil to her Car!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Pia Mia Fuck Me Boots
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Slutty Bebe Rexha and Doja Cat on Set
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Kendall Jenner in Bike Shorts
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Kaia Gerber in Mexico
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J.Lo in a Bikini
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Talia Storm Fuck Me Boots
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Paris Jackson
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Jordana Brewster in Shorts
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Kristen Bell in Jeans
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Amanda Holden in a Robe
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Lucy Hale in Shorts
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Sofia Richie at the Gas Station
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Kate Beckinsale at an Event
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Emma Roberts is Pregnant
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Bieber and Bieber Together in the Wild
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Ass Spreading….
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Small Town’s Only Nudist
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Dildo Show.
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She’s Not Wearing a Mask on This Flight – But She is Sucking Dick.
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TikTok Stripper!
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Hot Reddit Amatuer
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Let her do all the work
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Girls with their Tongues Out
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They Call this No Chance
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Alejandra Guilmant Tits!
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Girls With Small Nips
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Girlfriend of the Week
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I don’t like protests, but here’s all the protesting insanity
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2020

24

Sep

Bella Thorne Still Scamming of the Day

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The shameless scamming of the pervert fans is for whatever reason seen as cool. This Bella Thorne trash baits dudes into pay walled content by saying pervert shit like “Watch me Squirt”…it’s the ONLY FANS / FAN ACCOUNT hustle to get idiots who can’t contain seeing their Disney Queen, or whoever the mainstream girl trying to get cash out of their fans is…even though they already have money and just laugh about the suckers they are scamming amongst themselves and their pile of money that proves dudes are idiots…

So on one side, I support the scamming of idiots because if you’re dumb enough to pay for nudes, you deserve to be scammed….but on the other side, these dudes are weak, addicts, and these bitches be dangling the forbidden fruit in their faces that they can’t resist..

I just think it’s shit when bitch has other revenue strategies and that she should leave the nudes for people who rely on selling nudes, who don’t need their platform sabotaged and turned into a perceived scam…because eventually the idiot dudes will catch on.

Point being, sluts will be sluts…they can’t help it because the feedback feels so good…I still thinK Bella Thorne’s got a good body, but zero sex appeal, she reminds me of a homeless dude who smells of feces, sweat and park bench.

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2020

24

Sep

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The best comment I’ve made in recent times has been “If I had an Asshole #FarahFawcett”….it brought me such joy, not because I think I am immune to asshole cancer, none of us are…and it’s a pretty shitty way to go…but aren’t most ways to go….which is why we need to celebrate the asshole while it is still in good working form…

It is the unifying orifice, the one that keeps us all the same….no gender bias when it comes to assholes…they all see the same amount of shit…they have the same nerve endings so when you fist yourself, you know the feeling your girl had everytime she gets fisted by the guys she cheats on you with….it’s what allows us to relate….understand each other….and the thong is the perfect panty to wear to show it off, as they all seem to like showing off their assholes, proud of their assholes, being subtle with thongs so it’s not a blatant asshole flash, even when it is…

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2020

24

Sep

Demi Lovato Hard Nipples of the Day

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Mentally unstable Demi Lovato, who I can’t fucking stand, in part because she’s a celebrity, but mainly because she’s the worst kind of celebrity. The overly rich and famous, the super star status, who is above the law and can do no wrong…all because she cries “BiPolar” and uses that in every aspect of her life…if she’s fat, it’s her meds, if she’s thin, it’s her meds, if she’s having drug overdoses, it’s her condition and it’s all fucking annoying…

When I saw the praise she got after her overdose, I mean, this is supposed to be an icon to kids everywhere, and they are seeing her have an overdose, it’s not a good mentoring exercise to show them how bad opiates are, if anything it’s an invitation for them the try opiates…in a “If Demi Lovato, larger than life, sometimes literally larger than life, bitch gets fat….is willing to die for the high, it must be a good high”…

Then the bullshit apology, the bullshit excuses, the bullshit therapy from someone who has fucking everything, “it’s a chemical imbalance”….sure it is you immature whiney spoiled twat….anyway….the junkie get forgiven, gets to perform at the Super Bowl and the grammy’s like she didn’t almost die in a huge media story….and then she gets “healthy”, finds food, maybe fitness, possibly love….only to get engaged because she is a bipolar nut job afterall….erratic is fun to them….and the dude she’s engaged to has old tweets saying Selena Gomez is hotter than Demi…and that he’s on team Selena….old tweets man…they can ruin things…

Now she’s back on social, calling out shitty people with a t-shirt, showing hard nipple no one cares to fucking see….it’s all so dumb…and obviously Selena Gomez is the hotter one, I’ll get into and referee these entitled spoiled rich hollywood fights about who’s hotter since they have the mental capacity of 12 year olds…stunted fucks.

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2020

24

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drop’s art the wonderful and amazing art of flashing tits….something that I guess women are coded a the factory they are made at to do…only with the most recent firmware update, they do it with an annoying “Feminist” narrative attached to it…which I guess is nothing new, hippies burned their bras and such….and really whatever works to get as many girls as possible out there flashing their tits….

The titty drop, or the titty reveal is a slow flash, not one of your late 80s early quick flash you’d get from some college girl’s vollyball team bus as they drive by you, you know trying to be racy amongst each other…because if porn and feminism has taught these girls anything…it’s about the slow reveal you for artistic reasons….a little creative direction…

That said, the titties are bigger than ever thanks to the hormones in the foods, so obviously more titty content is getting produced and here’s a bunch for Titty Drop Thursday!

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2020

24

Sep

J.Lo is a Bikini Monster of the Day

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J.Lo looks alright in her old age, but it’s nothing to be impressed by like other media outlets, not that I’m a media outlet, you get what I am saying….I’m a pervert with a blog…but yes, the media hypes J.Lo for being fuckable at 100 when really they should only be shocked if she was not fuckable at 100….becasue with all the money, her vanity, that ego, the do everything and anything she wants overachiving ass that at the time it was first launched was very much oversold and not that great….but yes…if she wasn’t still fuckable at 100….I’d be shocked…

All the money in the world for ass injections, fitness, diet, etc…she’s disciplined and a money grubber eager to keep earning…

Clearly she’s also really concerned with COVID and she brings it to TURKS AND CAICOS…and by it I don’t necessarily mean COVID….I mean whatever this is…and it isn’t really that good…she’s in her 50s granny fuckers.

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2020

24

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Summer is officially over, you may know this from licking all that pumpkin spice off the various bike seats you find outside the local colleges, because you won’t let COVID get in the way of your fall tradition. There’s no cancelling Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas for you….but more importantly, there’s no stopping some digging in the trash to get a taste of some backwash of young hot girls going to learn in their expensive and fancy institutions where they likely annoy everyone with their outspoken, loud, activism….but that DOESN’T take away from their posting nudes for attention….sometimes featuring some remnants of summer…the tanline…sometimes the tanline is year round because of tanning beds and warmer climates…either way…I like em.

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2020

24

Sep

Selena Gomez Scars of the Day

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Obviously there’s nothing wrong with Selena Gomez doing a swimsuit photoshoot for some attention, she’s a huge star with fake tits and a fake face, what the fuck else is she supposed to do with them….

I mean unless you’re repulsed by her Kidney Transplant scar, I guess they went in through her leg, unless that was part of another operation, like getting her dick chopped off…I mean she’s a child star, weirder things have happened…just as Jamie Lee Curtis…

I am not into scars, I don’t have a scar fetish, but some people do….maybe they like the fact the bitch is diseased with some auto-immune disease that isn’t AIDS, making her weak and in need of being taken care of, assuming you believe her whole LUPUS thing….maybe they like that she harvasted the organs from some low level celebrity looking for some fame….maybe they like the way she looks, probably photoshopped, but then again she has one job to do and that is look good….so this could be her looking good.

I just find the whole thing annoying, in part becasue Selena Gomez isn’t hot, in part because she’s some unstable loser who cries mental health issues and hits rehab often, in part because she’s still obsessed with Bieber….the one who got away…..but mainly because she’s producing clickbait to promote her album. so it’s strictly for the cash grab and money, she’s not into communicating or interacting with her fans…so it’s a fair weather swimsuit selfie she’s staged….and I don’t like that lack of authenticity…

You know there are bitches like Vanessa Hudgens who just fucking love being a whore on social media, then you have Selena Gomez and bigger, richer star…who just does the whore on social media when she’s got something to promote…it just takes away from the pure intentions of celebrity…and the entertainment industry…you know since they aren’t all shitty money grubbing pieces of shit.

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2020

24

Sep

Sarah Hyland in Leggings of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is in leggings….and she reminds me of the weirdo theatre kid that never was because she was home schooled, you know the kind of weirdo, but not the good kind of weirdo, who had no friends and would entertain herself in her basement she was kept captive in because her mom was a neat freak and didn’t want her in the way….only instead of being that weirdo reclusive, stunted, and underdeveloped weirdo, she actually was on a hit show, is a huge celebrity and people are drawn to celebrity and give her all the feedback making her think she’s either cool, interesting, funny, or amazing….you know her bank account backs up that story as does all the texts and comments she gets in a given day.

She’s like a girl version of a gay man, engaged to a gay man pretending to be into girls, because she’s rich and famous and they can watch ABC programming together, since ABC is their sponsor and the reason for all her money….

Since her double Kidney Transplant for some undisclosed genetic disorder that explains why she looks like she has some sort of dwarfism, she’s started working out, and acting like she’s hot, doing weird dances in leggigns like this….she is skinny, so when masked, she’s not all that bad but her weirdness is the kind of weirdness that doesn’t scream “Best sex of my life, let me stick my dick in crazy”….but rather one that seems like it would involve playing board games with dolls….something you’re probably into because that’s the closest you’ve ever been to dating…but it’s something I find uncomfortable….

So I’m not a fan of Sarah Hyland, but tight pants on a thursday doing Tight Pant things like sticking her head between her legs…ass first…is still worth looking at because she is a celebrity and thus more important than normals…

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