Shannen Doherty doesn’t bother me….she’s not an Alyssa Milano cunt, they just happened to be on the same TV show….that is not Doherty’s fault…what was she to do when given a chance to break the 90210 typecaset….if anything Shannen Doherty is iconic, in that I’m old enough to remember jerking off to 90210 kind of way….and the reality is that she’s got stage 4 breast cancer, which is our enemy cancer cuz we love breasts and anything that attacks those breasts must die….not the host of said breasts….

Anyway, I think is pretty aggressive cancer, stage 4, and she is likely going to be taken out this time around from said cancer…even though she made a public statement saying she feels great, she’s in great spirits, she’s taking karmic toll on her life to see if she’s got things she wants to wrap up, but she’s not ready to be taken out to pasture, however, she does have stage 4 cancer, and it will take her out….

So as much as my life motto has been “Kick em when they are down”….and as much as I have made fun of dead and dying celebrities in the past, I mean, it’s funny to me….and I’m sure I’ve made fun of dead or dying people that aren’t celebritites too…but I never wish death on anyone, it’s too permanent, I like them around if I need to shit on them for whatever reason…

I guess it’s a to live is to die, or to die is to live kind of philosophical reasoning where dying is part of life, it happens to us all, and maybe dying isn’t so bad, so why treat it like something we can’t point and laugh at unless it’s socially acceptable…humans are inconsistent and will are allowed to wish death on some people, say “glad he’s dead” about other people but if you take the same approach to people they like…it’s a motherfucker…..

I remember when Michael Jackson died. He was someone who I wrote off as a pedo freakshow, the industry basically wrote him off as a pedo freakshow, so when he died, I thought people would be down to laugh about it with me….as it turns out I lost more followers on twitter in that era, back when I had twitter, in those days…maybe even 1000s and I loved every second of it…but it was still me being punished for not respecting the death or life of their pop masturbator…..

So I can’t say something like Alyssa Milano, why couldn’t the cancer have got Alyssa Milano….because people would gang up and try to take out the bully…..

But I can say, here’s what may be Shannen Doherty’s final shoot….because it seems like it’s dramatic like this is the public goodbye before the body officially falls the fuck apart…and that’s almost emotional…since Shannen isn’t Milano…if you know what I mean…even the fact she’s weasled her hairy arms into my Doherty tribute post is typical of that twat…

All this to say, Cancer isn’t funny, I don’t want it, I don’t want you to get it…dying can be funny, but in Shannon Doherty’s case it’s not, because she’s barely 50 years old….too young….and here’s a totally off DrunkenStepfather brand shoot, because there’s no spread asshole, or tit but that’s for obvious reason (the whole cancer thing)…RIP in advance…..keep on tucking….

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