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2020

23

Sep

Brighton Rosie Sharbino Round Up of the Day

I had never heard of Brighton Rosie Sharbino, but apparently she’s an 18 year old who is best known as Lizzie Samuels on the AMC television series The Walking Dead…a show I’ve never seen and that I am pretty happy to say I haven’t seen it…it is up there with Game of Throngs, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix that I’m happy I didn’t get exposed to…

I saw THESE PICS OF HER AT A PREMIERE and thought “that girl has the look of an instagram girl”…so I googled her and here we are doing a round up of her recent pics for the Walking Dead Fans who I hope weren’t drawn to her like they were to Emma Watson in the Harry Potter days, all eager for her 18th birthday….but Walking Dead fans are probably their own breed of loser….hopeless…

These are all pics posted after her 18th birthday, so if they are old pics she’s repurposing, that’s on her!

The highlight of her IG is her faking the WAP dance, because a good old fashioned tease is always a good thing, but a girl not jumping on any trend, while still jumping on the trend enough to be “relevant”….is better than her jumping on the trend because I can respect her more than if she was shaking her WET ASS PUSSY….even though I’d be more into watching her shake her WET ASS PUSSY…you see that’s the whole point of MODEST BEING THE HOTTEST….you can still be creative, flirt, without sucking off a DILDO or whatever…

I don’t love the IG filter face look, but ya know…whatever….this isn’t about me.

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2020

23

Sep

Sophia Culpo in a Bikini of the Day

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We live in a world where the sibling of what you’d consider a z-list celebrity – is getting shot by the paparazzi in staged bikini shoots…which isn’t really all that impressive of a feat, all the bikini paparazzi shit is staged, so Olivia being in the system, just needs to make a few calls or texts to get her sister in the system….but here I am talking about her like she matters, even though CULPO doesn’t matter….

Sure she’s a Pageant girl who turned influencer after a series of celebrity cocks penetrated her, allowing her to amass a huge following on social media that is in part definitely fake, but that brands see as a good place to advertise, making her serious fucking money…but in the grand scheme of the world…she’s some low hanging fruit, sliding into athlete DMs, no matter how many millions she’s made on the GRAM…

But the fact that the family can monetize off Olivia’s vagina, is hilarious, ridiculous, but expected considering people don’t need to do anything to be famous, besides be sleazy on social media, it’s where the eyeballs are.

No Sophia Culpo is probably younger, possibly more natural looking, but all this shit is manufactured clickbait, so look at her ass in a bikini the way their easy and obvious marketing tactics intended….

I just wonder if people realize that you don’t have to follow all these idiots and you don’t need to follow their siblings either but staring at the ass in a bikini is ok…..she’s at 115k followers, so now she’s working with her sister’s team to hit that million….easy money for everyone, like an older sister turning a younger sister into a stripper….the scam worked for one and can work for all!

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2020

23

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t need to do any activism or protest on the values of cannabis. I figure if you read this site, you’re not some pussy ass motherfucker who has never tried weed, I don’t even know if anyone in the world hasn’t tried weed, but if that person exists, they are a fucking loser…

I will say that supporting stoned girls taking the time to produce smutty content around their smoking is something important, because for the most part, stoned girls are too lazy to get all done up or naked in selfies, as they are too interested in snacks…but then I remember that weed makes some people horny and I guess makes it the gateway to nudes in an era where everyone is fucking nude.

So I support weed and nudes and here’s that very important coming together of those two things….sometimes not quite as well as should be….I mean some of these girls are nasty.

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2020

23

Sep

Ariel Winter’s Cosplay Titties of the Day

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Here are some pics of Ariel Winter looking less like a broken down girl who had her childhood stolen from her for the entertainment industry, emotionally eating her way through her depression, all medicated on the wrong dose of her anti-depressants, because she’s rich enough to have “mental health” issues, while actual people out here trying to survive don’t have time for any of that….

She’s in some cosplay, or some fetish gear with her big tits, that she’s had cut off at least once out….

I figure she’s going to perform at some kid’s backyard birthday, playing some Disney Princess with some inside perspective thanks to having been employed by Disney for her entire career….a career that I assumed would die after the whole Modern Family series ending, I mean why would anyone need to cast a garden gnome….but the show must go on as they say in the industry, and now she’s doing birthday parties…..with her tits she’s cut off at least once busting out.

Do not confuse this for me thinking Ariel Winter in her Cosplay and make-up is hot, I find it fucking weird, but at least she looks better than she has the last 6 months of carb loading, it’s like she’s figured it’s time to become a human again or a fairy princess, since she’s in character….and the whole thing is definitely weird…

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2020

23

Sep

Elsa Hosk – Cleavage Shot of the Day

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I know how pathetic it is for a dude to post up a very boring cleavage selfie of a hot Victoria’s Secret model, who may be the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret Model…

It’s on some incel level of pathetic, because it’s just fucking cleavage…but there’s a reason she’s posting her cleavage, clearly she wants you to see her cleavage, she definitely doesn’t think her cleavage pic is shit, or she wouldn’t post it, and I figure the cleavage itself isn’t enough to jack off to, or celebrate unless you’re a real fucking Elsa Hosk fan….but it could be the gateway to you googling all the nude shit she’s done, because all these models do nude shit….

So, I have no real issue reposting this shit, I’m not trying to impress anyone or come across any less pathetic than I am….my exitence and legacy is this site…I mean I get it….but I do sometimes think “really, a cleavage pic, you’re going to run with this, damn you’re lame”…but that’s all part of the self hatred and disappointment in all I’ve achieved posting pics these women take of themselves…

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2020

23

Sep

Irina Shayk’s Getting her Ass Grabbed of the Day

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I’ve been an Irina Shayk supporter since she first entered our lives as the hot Russian model who was dating what everyone assumed was a homosexual soccer star, basically one of the biggest soccer stars in the world, since by definition of playing soccer, you probably have to be a bit of a queer, but then you realize that is just the European way…..

I’ve consistently supported her KGB / COMMUNIST WORK CAMP approach to this bullshit model thing, from getting into SI SWIM thanks to her athlete boyfriend she bearded…to eventually becoming a top model…I’ve thought she deserved it.

I even like that when she realized she was turning 30, she knew it was time to breed, and had the option of as many A-listers and she could find, but decided on Brad Cooper who now will be paying her a solid 20k or more per month for the next 18 years. Living that American Dream.

Plus she can always still model, I mean J.Lo posts bikini pics at 50 and has nothing on this soulless Russian hotness.

I think she’s doing some WAP twerking weirdness, who isn’t….but for someone who comes from an era where white girls didn’t twerk, it’s always confusing….but to see her getting her ass grabbed, a mom, on set, posting pics of her in a tight dress getting her ass grabbed…also confusing…but I’ll still stare….knowing Russians are weird.

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2020

23

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s 2010 Nude Outtakes of the Day

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Here’s some outtakes from 2010, when Kim K looked a solid 10 years older than she does now, thanks to all the insane procedures her and her family, who clearly know they are ugly, do to try to give the perception that they are hot, even though they consistently overdo it.

She still looked like she was wearing a soggy ass diaper back then, but it was early in the fake ass technology….where they have since reshaped her fatness into a more cartoon and muppet-like way…

Her tits still had some sag, her face some weather, and I am just posting it as a reference to whatever the fuck is going on now with that monster…

It has been established that they are the worst family, terrorists to a generation, a national security threat in all their years of existing and monetizing…but the damage has been done…the kids that grew up on this beyond fucked…selling their nudes, chasing clout, hoping to be famous for nothing too…leaving a lot of uninspired, vapid, garbage people winning…making for pretty repetitive and boring times…because when your idols are basic fuck scammers…you’re going to end up with dog shit…so this is the 10 year old nudity….that looks nothing like the current rendition….and it’s really when you compare what was to what is when you really see how fucking mental the family is on a physical level….

Point being, she’s got that Homer Simpson Mouth Pussy…we used to call it an inny or a coinslot…something girls with labia and clit hood used to covet…they used to think their pussy wasn’t worthy and only fat lips were what dudes wanted due to porn or amateur high school sketches of what a pussy looked like to our inexperienced minds….In Kim’s case it hides the mess from getting banged out…..but should have realized that inny pussy is for fatties and that they have nothing on a full bush with some pussy personality…you know like when the pussy sticks its tongue out at you….not that you’ve ever seen a vagina…but you can imagine it I’m sure.

Anyway, don’t forget her roots, you marketing people and idiot consumers buying into her nonsene…you are the problem…

So here she is looking a little too much like Khloe Kardashian….and a reminder that UGLY chicks can troll all you motherfuckers into thinking she’s hot.

: Reality tv star Kim Kardashian, nude and covered in silver body paint

: Reality tv star Kim Kardashian posing naked covered in silver paint

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2020

23

Sep

Jordyn Jones Shaved Her Pussy For This of the Day

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I posted some bullshit Jordyn Jones porn, because as far as I’m concerned she’s a low level porn chick, she just hasn’t hit rock bottom yet, so there’s no need to do the porn…but she’s riding the fine line or grey area where she’s trending for whatever reason, positing provocative enough shit with every post, all while rocking a creepy smile like she loves her dancing life, which I guess she would considering she’s fat white trash from Kalazazoo in training…..

She’s making enough money to buy her mom a Land Rover, which is funny when she pulls up to the walmart to buy the tub of cheese puffs….you know keeping it classy in your white trash obesity…spend that money you’re making on social media on a fucking car…bitch will be broke in a year….when she’s forgotten because dancing is fucking dumb…unless it’s stripping…which I guess it is…

Anyway, she posted some mens underwear jacked in her cunt yesterday, where I also posted some viral stunt her and her boyfriend are faking, at least that’s what I assume, of a stalker in their backyard taking creeper pics….and the whole thing is stupid…

But here she is pulling her sweatpants to show you no bush on her mound cuz she’s daring, racy, going as close to clit hood without being flagged “sex worker”….as the girls do..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2020

23

Sep

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

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You know what I find repulsive, Wet Spot Wednesday, not because I fear wet pussy, but because I fear bootleg nasty as pics of discharge that has dripped out of wet pussy, because I’m not here sexting these women being like “how wet are you”….like some kind of incel loser on whatever app you sext on…I’m just innocently minding my own business and bam- cottage cheese filled panties….what the fuck.

I like to do wet spot Wednesday to empower women of their discharge as it is normal…it’s the inner feminist celebrating women….feel good about your discharge bitches…its’ fucking sick…like your period…make art with it to show us how proud you are to be the woman that you are…you sick fucks.

Luckily, there aren’t that many of them this week, maybe pussy dries up in fall… I don’t know.