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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2020

Sep

Barbara Palvin Topless of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is currently producing a youtube series with her boyfriend, who is one of the Suite Life with Zach and Cody actors, who is not on Riverdale. Their series is about them buying 100 acres of land and building out cabins on that land because it’s COVID and it’s allowed rich people to realize they don’t need to just live in their expensive mansions and apartments, but also could use a retreat in the wilderness to connect with nature, roll around in bear shit, you know the deal….

In promoting the show, I guess she’s getting topless, because if you live on 100 acres in the middle of nowhere building cabins, why bother wearing clothing…or maybe that’s just a biproduct or symptom of being a Victoria’s Secret model that took the backseat despite being used by the brand to polarize Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber back when she was just 18 and walking her first show…it was a “Victoria’s Secret Model fucks Bieber” and everyone assumed it was her, since Kerr was married to Orlando Bloom, before breaking up with him for a billionaire…while he ended up accidentally ejaculating in Katy Perry…Australians get drunk and do dumb things…don’t believe me? Ask any Australian.

That said, she took a back burner for being “bigger” than average VS models, they replaced her with Skinny dyke Stella Maxwell, this was before the brand got taken out for not being inclusive, because everyone deserves to be a lingerie model, even men, if they want to…and that brands have NO say in that…or some shit.

The unfortunate thing about it was Palvin, despite being bigger was still fucking hot, so they should have just kept riding her, but instead only got back into her when they realized they needed more curves on their roster.

Point being, she’s hot.

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2020

Sep

Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

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There’s a rumored second wave of COVID going down around here, or at least the fear mongering of a second wave is going down around here, despite not knowing anyone who has tested positive, even the people I know who haven’t tested positive, don’t know anyone who has tested positive, there are a few people who claim they had it bad, but when asked if they did the actual test, every last one of them says “oh I didn’t get tested, but it had to be COVID”…..so with articles like “SECOND WAVE COMING”….or “GET THESE SUPPLIES BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE AND THE SECOND WAVE KILLS ALL DISTRIBUTION”….as people panic while young people who do test positive have a cough for 2 days….so HUNKER DOWN, don’t fuck, socialize, eat in restaurants, wash your groceries, don’t go to work…work from home….because it’s a REAL new VIRUS and you’ve seen the movies…

Now I’m not downplaying the whole COVID thing, I don’t leave my house regardless of viruses, but it all seems nutty when you hear how crazy Sweden was for the entirety of the pandemic, until they officially are “no longer in a pandemic”…when they did no mask measures, or anything like that.

I actually don’t read the news, I’m more into tits, but it all seems pretty suspicious clickbait…and that’s not me trying to side with the retard anti-maskers, or whatever, it’s just a lot of “everyone I know is going out living normally and none are getting sick”…situation…and even the numbers, 200k deaths that had COVID, but weren’t caused by COVID in a country of 350 million or more, is pretty shit….plus old and sick people should die if they can’t handle the virus…they are just going to be leeches off our system with their underlying health issues…

What I am trying to say is that nurses are sluts, the sex workers of the healthcare industry, in it to get a doctor husband, despite being treated like heroes, and using that hype to start fan sites, knowing they wouldn’t get fired, because they were in high demand and heroes….even though they were really just doing their damn jobs…that’s what they signed up for…and are paid for…which to me isn’t that heroic at all, but maybe I’m an asshole.

An asshole that’s happy to showcase slutty nurses in their element, in and out of scrubs for masturbation purposes of all. That’s the real hero shit they do….

There’s been a real slowdown in the slutty nurses posting slutty pics in the last month or so, but some are still mooching it and here you go…and I guess what I am trying to say is that nurses are fucking awesome! So misbehaved.

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2020

Sep

Halle Berry Ass of the Day

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I am not going to celebrate Halle Berry or the fact that her black genetics, which have really been a huge part of her existence, where she really embraces or exploited having a black dead, who I remember reading was a deadbeat dad, not involved in her life until after she was famous, but that could have been someone else’s story, I’m not about to google it. I just know Halle Berry was raised in whiteness and in being raised in whiteness was probably faced with a lot of racism, you know only dark skin in the school or neighborhood, but she sure showed the haters, by going to Hollywood and doing her best Black impressions, without being called black face, because….that would be racist….but then again, by today’s standards, wouldn’t casting her as black be racist to the actual black people out there?

I don’t know, race issues bore the fuck out of me and I’m from the school of thought where any actor can play any race, gender, cree, age, it’s all fair game…because it’s acting…but I do know that Thandi Newton cried about playing some Jazz singer where they put her in prosthetics, because she’s half white also, and felt that was appropriation, where as Halle Berry shouts about how much she’s done for black girls everywhere by winning her Oscar so White…

Point being, I am not going to celebrate Halle Berry because she’s in her 50s and this recent butt shot looks like she’s in her 50s, it’s not as lean or tight as we’d like…and sure at the Lawn bowling country club her white ass probably attends, maybe she’s into tennis and sailing….she’s probably the boner generator at the yearly fundraiser….but to me, I see someone who should only take bikini pics in high heels…

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2020

Sep

Ireland Baldwin Titty Shake of the Day

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I find Ireland Baldwin pretty fucking boring, but I am sure in the next 6 months to a year she’ll have some online fan account where she sells pics of her tits, as that’s how all the young people are making money these days, not that Ireland Baldwin needs the money, she has 2 very famous fucking parents, has had everything she’s ever wanted her whole life, except maybe the respect and appreciation of her father, who ran off to have a dozen kids with some Yoga instructor with a fake accent, who obviously manipulated the drunk, but it worked out nicely for him to realize his sperm is not a failure and can produce more than just Ireland…I am sure his wife’s recent public miscarriages were more of a connection to him, an object of pride than Ireland Baldwin is….but I guess that’s up for debate….since I don’t know any of these people.

I just know Ireland Baldwin was a clean cut bikini model of instagram, doing the surf, travel, healthy life thing with her boyfriend….who turned into some gutter, prison tattooed, in and out of rehab, headcase nutjob rich kid who is still trying to get seen and celebrated in the most gutter of ways….like titty shake videos…because the world is perverted and low hanging fruit is easy to use to manipulate and exploit the perverts…getting her closer to her objective of who the fuck knows what her objective is…maybe she doesn’t need one because she’s a rich kid who has everything she needs…except her father’s approval or the respect of the public…but who needs any of that when you’re willing to pull the tits out…that’s something I respect….but barely…maybe respect is the wrong word….something I appreciate….but definitely don’t respect…

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2020

Sep

Jamie Chung Freaky Sex of the Day

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I don’t know who Jamie Chung is, but she reminds me that I’ve never had sex with an asian, even though I’ve always wanted to have sex with an Asian, ever since I was since I was a kid and told Asians had sideways vaginas…..

Sure, I know you can buy sex with an Asian for very cheap, if you just go to the legal rub and tugs around every city in the world, because Asians are everywhere…you can get it done, but there’s not challenge or sportsmanship in going to a rub and tug….

I know that rub and tugs that aren’t considered hookers because it’s up on some holistic shit that some insurance companies cover …some health and wellness for the soul….Sex tourism is in your own backyard…that your company’s medical plan will cover….

But it’s still the same as fishing in a stocked pool, hunting in a fenced in nature preserve, it’s not challenging…

That said, Jamie Chung started out as a reality star on an MTV Real World, but turned herself into an actress, and I have no idea what this is for, I just know at 37, but 18 in tightness, it’s the asian genetics…and now she’s getting naked and getting scene, the way nature intended.

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2020

Sep

Miley Cyrus See Through of the Day

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I don’t hate Miley Cyrus. I like what she’s done to promote nudity on the internet as part of a marketing campaign back when she was trying to be an edgy twerking idiot to break free from being a Disney Kid, despite probably still being owned by Disney, they own everything and I find it hard to believe that they’d put this one on so hard, making her a massive star, just to let her run off and do her own vagina spreading on the internet thing…but maybe I’m just a greedy fuck who feels that if I created some superstar celebrity, I’d want to keep getting paid for it.

ANYWAY….Miley is annoying, in part because she went wholesome and blamed her whole wild times on smoking weed, which for anyone who smokes weed knows that weed does the opposite of make you wild…it makes you lazy as shit…but ok, play that angle…but yeah…she came out hard and naked, it was hot and fun, it got all the mainstream follower idiots getting naked, and everything was a good time….perverts bought cameras and became photographers with huge line-ups of girls wanting to get naked online for free….but then all good things come to an end…Miley got Serious, Miley disappeared, and girls everywhere started trying to sell the nudes they were so into giving away for free…

NOW….Miley is back to promote some bullshit, to do a cash grab, and since her shitty album when married didn’t do well…because she’s boring….at her core…boring…she’s tapped back into that fake, but fun Miley, the nudist to get back on the charts…

It’s a cash grab, it isn’t authentic, but a naked Miley is better than a serious Miley, even though this Miley is probably not the real Miley, while boring married Miley who doesn’t use social media, probably is….

Not that I care, just keep bringing the nudes.

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2020

Sep

Pixie Lott Swimsuit of the Day

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I know with the Emmys going on, with all these sluts self promoting hardcore through nudity, whether they are low level IG models trying to bait and switch, which is illegal marketing tactics, to get your money because you’re such a fucking pervert you need to drop 50 dollars to pay for a nude that isn’t a nude, because the title is “First time Nude”…like a bunch of dick sucking suckers….

But yeah, with all the shameless self promoters that have spent the weekend shamelessly self promoting, from all levels of celebrity to irrelevance, filling our lives with so much nudity…

The first post you want from me is that of Pixie Lott in a one piece..

I took two days to stare at the wall, to decompress, to give my old eyes a break from staring at the stupid fucking screen…..to come in strong with a repost of a very average celebrity in a very average bathing suit pic…because that’s the kind of hard hitting, clickbait seeking, maybe I’ll get rich off this blogging shit, kind of motherfucker that I am…

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2020

Sep

Bikini Girl Falls Off Skateboard and other Videos of the Day

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Woman Thinks Muffler Insulation is Hair

Toilet Brawl

Big Wave

Woman Tried Stealing 27 Cans of Tuna

Nun Steals a Phone

Lazy Fuck Fed While playing Games

Terrifying.

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2020

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Christmas is Cancelled, Halloween is Cancelled, but the bullshit Emmy Awards were not cancelled….not that I watched them, or anyone watched them, who cares about awards for useless people in shows we may like, but that’s enough acknowledgement from us….

Who is watching this shit, I assume very old people who will die off and take these lame awards with them….but we can only hopes…

The other thing that isn’t cancelled is retards get power from getting naked on the internet, trying to push their agendas on us…and actually manipulating the narrative or moral code of a generation….because they are too dumb to fact check or realize the bitch they are excited about…but then again that’s is a generation that puts their “Pronouns” in their bios on social media…because there’s nothing worse than getting that in a signature on an email…or whatever..

The world is nuts, but good thing we’re all divided…keep spreading the misinformation and showing the tits…

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2020

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Everyone is so mad at each other because of their personal beliefs, which is fucking stupid…the whole point of not living in hell or prison, is that you should be allowed to believe what you damn want…but more importantly, that you can be so self absorbed that you don’t get phased by other people’s bullshit…because if you dig deep into yourself, you’ll know that you don’t actually care about anyone but yourself and even that is a “barely”….

So…if go into the weekend only hating yourself, not each other, because I can assure you that you fucking suck as we all fucking suck….but you suck more…don’t ruin your own vibe…

Speaking of vibe….where are all the dildos at because they seem to be in the asses of men everywhere as the modern diet and lack of exercise offers a lack of testosterone making everyone a little bitch….maybe everyone is just gay or asexual or maybe they want to be….becuse the level of “being” offended out there is crazy…the other day some dude told me he doesn’t feel comfortable about the presentation of women on this site….like dude, I am reposting tits of celebs from social media….look at the tits and leave at that man…jesus a dude being offended by women in photos is just not natural to me…and shouldn’t be for you..

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Lady Gaga Dropped a New Video
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