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2020

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants are basically our new normal, thanks to women everywhere loving the comfort of the yoga pant, legging, tights, bicycle shirts while maintaining a level of sex appeal, one that doesn’t really come with oversized sweatpants that girls wear during their periods, pregnancies or following their abortions….because tight pants give shape to fat asses, but more importantly, give the pussy the opportunity to shine through it’s pussy hugging effect, allowing the world to really grasp every layer of flesh the labia has to offer all while just minding our own business at the grocery store or wherever these pussy flashing in a wholesome way women are….

Tight pants are for young and old, fat and skinny, just anyone and everyone whorey enough for them….and here’s this week’s tight pant round-up

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2020

Oct

Jordyn Jones School Girl Skirt of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is what you’d expect to find dragged out of Kalamazoo Michigan…the white trash hot chick who for whatever reason is getting some level of mainstream success amongst her peers for her dancing that you know her parents only put her into for stripping reasons, you the security or back-up plan all girls must have in the event they can’t land a rich guy….since college is out of the question….

I am sure she’ll end up 300 lbs drinking big gulps all day in her motorized wheel chair all footless from the diabetes, or what I call the Michigan dream….

But for now she’s living hot, and there is a chance she ends up staying in LA and hopping into porn when the fanbase finds some other nobody who can dance better….

This is her doing some clickbait fetish content because she gotta keep things hot.

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2020

Oct

Heidi Klum’s Titties Being Spooky of the Day

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I wonder if Germans have a German Lives Matter group because of all the hate they get, not for being Nazis and bringing fascism to the forefront 90 years ago, but because of all the German scat jokes made about Germans and their pragmatic approach to life, work, engineering and sex clubs…..I mean BDSM has a stronghold or did have a stronghold in Germany, there’s obviously a reason we all just accept and assume German’s like to shit on, or be shit on in the context of sex…like we couldn’t have just made that up.

I guess that has nothing to do with Heidi Klum’s Halloween obsession…she is known for going all out with her yearly costumes for her yearly Halloween bash…that I guess will end up being on ZOOM like everything else is this year…because COVID IS NOT LIKE THE FLU and society must FULL stop to beat this virus in these unprescented times….of the new normal..

In htese videos, she’s playing around with some SPOOKY filters to be all spooky with her hot old lady, model tits….because she is an old lady, but also a mom of something like 6-12 kids, half of which were with SEAL, who clearly has a forearm sized cock, and clearly fucked this one A LOT…so it’s surprising she’s still standing and still looks this good…maybe it’s from being rich, maybe it’s from being bred in an lab while the Nazis were dabbling with Eugenics, to make the people of German the strongest on a genetic level…who fucking knows, she’s still hot and is still being hot…whether her pussy looks like road kill or not….we can focus on the tits.

Here she is demonstrating some Modelling because she’s a seasoned veteran with 40 years of posing under her modelling belt…putting the other sluts of instagram to shame when this one’s not even trying, if anything she’s just making fun of the selfie, by making a series of 10 selfies, because the way to do something you find cringeworthy and shamefull….is to do it in “jest” so that people don’t think you’re actually serious….which backfired when I did that same approach with this site, I am making fun of blogs, yet now I am a blog…and have been for 15 years…so people I meet think I am into this kind of existence and that it’s not some horrible evil punishment….only Heidi Klum is hotter about it…

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2020

Oct

Sofia Bush Wet Tits of the Day

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Sofia Bush is not showing her bush, despite it being her namesake, how could a bitch named bush not be the feminist ambassador for not shaving your cooter, but instead we are stuck with this new wave fake feminist movement of social media celebrating bush on some bitch who might as well have a huge cock, you know a fat, shaved head bitch who looks like someone your nerd ass whould invite over for a Dungeons and Dragons cuck because based on the girls I see posting fuck videos on Reddit, since Reddit is a porn site, there’s a lot of really perverted Sci/Fi Fantasy weirdos…as you’d expect…but they remain as terrifying as they’ve always been.

Speaking of nerds, Sofia Bush was on One Tree Hill, another nerd show, that nerds flocked to, at least nerds I knew at the time. I’ve never seen it, I just know she was the hot pussy in it, and this is her glammed up for a casual pool pic to keep that social media relevance alive, in hopes she’ll get work again or something….fame…such a stupid thing.

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2020

Oct

Faith Schroder Fitness of the Day

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I wonder if Ricky Schroder, during his dark times after his 5-6 years on Silver Spoons, when everyone forgot he existed, type cast him, forcing him to forever be a second or third maybe even fourth tier actor, even if that Silver Spoon money set him up for life, it was no way anywhere near the revenues the 90s sitcoms generated for their stars, just ask Ellen, Drew Carry, Grace Under Fire, Roseanne, Seinfeld, Friends and their 100s of millions of dollars….that Ricky Schroder definitely doesn’t have….but yeah, I wonder if he’d ever think his kids would be as useless as he was…I mean maybe it was expected since he didn’t work, at least not as an actor, or very hard as an actor for the bulk of his daughter’s life…maybe even for her entire life she had this father figure, who was possibly some stay at home dad, or maybe just a tyrant bitter about how life turned out….as he made the morning pancakes and his bratty millennial daughters offended him…he’d go into a tirade about “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, I AM RICKY SCHRODER, I WAS THE BIGGEST STAR OF MY TIME AND YOU’RE GOING TO GIVE ME LIP BECAUSE MY PANCAKES I MADE YOU IN MY MISERABLE DOMESTICATED LIFE AREN’T GLUTEN FREE…YOU TRASH….I WAS DOING COCAINE OFF STRIPPER PUSSY NIGHTLY AND NOW I ANSWER TO YOU”….

That’s not to say that being a girl who posts videos of herself in slutty shorts that probably take 10 minutes to shoot, maybe 30 if they’re feeling insecure and want that perfect angle, is useless work, I mean we can all find use for it…but in the grand scheme of things, it’s useless fucking work….even if it pays out…and here’s Faith Scrhoder, cuz you gotta have faith, at least according to George Michaels and his AIDS….or at least you gotta look at her ass in tight shorts being like EVERY other girl her age….that are luckily far less fat than I expected this generation to be….there’s actually still hot, thin ones…so I guess in ways this is a win.

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2020

Oct

Bench Pressing Babes and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman has a Latter Fail

Heated Floor Fail

Brave with a Chainsaw

Wrong Place to Use a Lighter

The Drunk in the Dryer Influencer

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2020

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People love to think they are living in a movie, they hate anything that goes against their ideas they picked up in a meme, and they love the covid excuse to do nothing that everyone needs to respect, because people are babies, we are trained that way…to do what we are told and what the government tells us….

As the media brain washes you through emotional triggers that hit you on an emotional level, which is basic fucking marketing, telling you things you either want to hear or that resonate with you when you hear it….like this is your “new normal” so you know life isn’t going back to what it was, while telling you that you are a survivor in these uncertain time making you feel like a fucking hero, while discounting all science and allowing celebs and political people and rich people profiting off the virus to dictate what you should do and how you should act…who you can have visit you for a cup of tea or a fuck…..because you are all idiots..,,and when you don’t like what you hear….you collectively cancel that person, shame that person, and bully that person into back tracking….even if that person is an “expert”….just not expert enough for the clan of Facebook experts…

I see the media spin everything and I see people eat it the fuck up because it speaks to their own personal agenda or fear of missing out and not being a part of whatever they want to be a part of….

So now people who don’t have COVID, who aren’t specialists, who are just stay at home low level humans, the worker ants in the ant farm are getting mad at the people who did have the virus and feel like the people who had the virus saying “it wasn’t so bad”…..are evil and pushing misinformation and downplaying it…..

So now they are going after Trump who HAS the virus, calling him an idiot about the virus, which they did before he had the virus too, because they just love to hate him, and when you ask them why, they don’t have an answer, because they are all running off emotional triggers marketing, half idiot celebs and influencers hit….

Whether you like Trump or not, I am sure he’s like any other rich dude and thus horrible and non-violent psychotic…you don’t get ahead by not fucking over at least one person…but when you see what’s going on, where you can’t have tea with your mom, even though you live in her basement, but you can pile up in a grocery store, as laws get changed to deal with this “state of emergency” everyone is excited by because they are part of “the new normal”….it’s pretty funny to see….

You gotta remember we’re all going to die of something at any given time, you gotta stop being fucking pussy followers….this isn’t about masks or no masksit’s just that everyone I know who has tested positive for COVID has said it was a cold for a day or two….and all the deaths are likely people who would have been taken out by a flu or pneumonia too….

So stop listening to influencers and their meme culture of news and stats, and start saying “who gives a fuck”….because ultimately who gives a fuck…the internet controls you…fight it.

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2020

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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When people remain annoying as they scramble around social media about politics, covid, politicians beating covid in 3-4 days…..you should focus on the important things in life…..no, not like the meaning of life shit….or analyzing porn vs mainstream, where being a porn chick meant being blacklisted, while now it means being cool, so cool the mainstream brand whores are going to that porn light at the end of the gaping asshole tunnel because it’s all so appealing to sell the nudes….I mean actual important shit like clicking these stepLINKS like they were meant to be clicked….Click my new found internet friends….as I nurture our friendship by putting it in my mouth to keep safe and savor its goodness and deliciousness as I lay drunk and crying tears of happiness knowing we have each other….Mr Russian Bot traffic I call my only faithful reader….thank god we got each other!

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Kate Beckinsale in a Bathing Suit
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Kelly Brook is Launching a Calendar
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Australian Boxer Nicknamed “Blonde Bomber” Says Her Fake Boobs Helped Her Get a Title Fight
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Dua Lipa in a Bikini
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Jared Goff’s Model Girlfriend Appears to Have Enjoyed Watching the Rams Win From Home
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Emmy Rossum Overkills the PPE
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Halsey Got Cleavage!
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Jordyn Woods Topless Shower Pic
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Erik Spoelstra’s Wife Nikki in a Bikini
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Guy Knocks Himself Out for Surgery
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Selena Gomez Goes Double Platinum
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Seahawks Safety Jamal Adams Appeared to Tweet Out a Picture With a Joint in It
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Emily Ratajkowski Posing
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Drew Barrymore Loved Being Spoofed on SNL
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Perez Hilton Says he Made Out with John Mayer
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Demi Lovato Screaming
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2020

Oct

Charlotte Lawrence Booty of the Day

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This is supposed to be Charlotte Lawrence’s ass in a pair of panties that are skimpy and make the ass look good, stain free the way you’d want them to be, because anal leakage would be embarassing to notice after you get this posted up on the internet for people to jack off to her….which I am sure is not her intention, I mean why would anyone sexualize themselves to turn people on, I mean she’s just living life and who’s to say having her full ass in skimpy underwear is even sexualizing herself…it’s just living life….you make it sexual because you are the predator….

That said, Charlotte Lawrence is another one of these celebrity kids with celebrity parents who were raised in the cesspool of money, fame, relevance, often occupied by the worst fucking humans ever, because they are drawn to money, fame, relevance….while acting like they are “artists” even though nothing they do is art…but they are rich enough to polarize or angle their shit however they want…

She’s not not Joey Lawrence’s daughter or Jennifer Lawrence’s sister or Martin Lawrence’s wife she’s got other celebrity parents, possibly Kate from Drew Carey, someone rich enough for her to commit her life to her becoming a “recording artist”…and I am sure her music is really good, hence the need to post videos of her hot ass on the internet to get heard…despite having all kinds of money, budget and access to not post her hot ass on the internet…but do it now, because when you’re 40, you may be dead, you know the whole apocalypse, global warming, pandemic, we’re all going to die shit…making them the fun generation, unfortunately also the lame generation, but they have no future so fucking do it up bro.

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2020

Oct

Dove Cameron Not Flashing Her Pussy of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some Disney kid who has mangled the fuck out of her face because these younger people are fucking nuts…with body dysmorphia…all broken thanks to the family selling her off to Disney….and I just read that her dad killed himself for being gay which would also fuck a girl up….but the face injections are just crazy…

It’s one of those “Group Thought” manipulation of the minds of the masses that have no rational reasoning, but that are strictly created by mass-accepted trends….that speak to these idiots on their emotional levels….so they just go with it…

It’s the reason pop music exists, trends exist, just the average person can’t be a leader and needs to follow the crowd, whether they believe in what they are doing or not at their core, they don’t look too deep into it…they just find comfort in being like everyone else I guess…

So things like face injections at 18 are the norm, people go overboard with it because they are trying to get this instagram filter look in everyday life, and even girls like Dove Cameron who I don’t even know what she looked like before she was on TV, but wasn’t too ugly to be on TV, so

So there’s that…a girl who thought she was ugly and listened to the haters so she mangled the face like some identity crisis…I don’t know what this shoot is for, but there’s some leg in it…to divert from whatever she did to that face.

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