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2020

15

Sep

Sydney Sweeney and Halsey Have a Slutty Picnic of the Dayswee

I saw that that Sydney Sweeney and Halsey got together to do some campaign for Emily Ratajkowski, who I call Ratcow’s clothing line, because all these instagram people stick together…

Since I typically think Ratcow is an overrated pile of shit who isn’t even that hot, but who has great tits, and got lucky with those great tits, but more importantly, since I am blocked from her IG and since I don’t go on IG, I don’t really keep on top of all she does…but I do know she’s smart enough to have created a brand that she gets her famous friends to promote, because you can’t sell an IG account after you’re old and tired and no one wants to pay our 100s of thousands of dollars to promote Fyre Festival or all the other campaigns she’s done that have made her a big titty instagram millionaire….

Since I like smart moves, like creating a brand, even if I am not capable of making smart business moves, I can appreciate her hustle, while still thinking she looks like a rat who somehow got genetically modified with a sex doll….

Anyway, Sydney Sweeney is trending tits from the hottest show on tv – EUPHORIA, Halsey is the fake titty popstar who claims she was homeless before being saved by some EDM DJ that gave her her first song, and together they are tits in bathing suits…and i guess ass in bathing suits…out having a not very social distanced bikini….and it’s pretty hot but mainley because of Sweeney…Halsey’s just the accessory…like the picnic basket but more plastic….

I guess this is “it-girl” on “it-girl” for instagram girl….the musical…by Lin Manual…or some shit.

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2020

15

Sep

Possible Kate Beckinsale Daughter Topless Selfie of the Day

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I have no idea if this is Kate Beckinsale’s daughter or not, I just know that when I found out that Kate Beckinsale had a 16 year old daughter a bunch of years ago, I was shocked, you see because I wasn’t a Kate Beckinsale fan and I never saw Underworld with the nerds, so I wasn’t up to speed on how the properly aging attention seeker because she’s more hyped on aging hot than anyone else is, and some people are really fucking hyped on it….had shat out a baby when she was younger. It was a good case for have your kids young, so that you can bounce back…..and bounce back she did, banging all kinds of young dudes and getting press for it, like it’s an accomplishment, doing what men have done forever…because she’s still fucking hot.

Anyway, with Michael Sheen, not Charlie Sheen she had a daughter, who is in her 20s….and who has been racy in her own right, while at college posting sleazy shit along the way, and in keeping up with her generation here’s a topless selfie…..simple, harmless, not something that would ruin any potential career, not that celeb kids do the whole career thing….and we can assume next step is Only Fans, you know to be current with the generation and how they spend their time and make their spending money.

I don’t know if it’s her, or just some other reddit girl showing her tits, cuz it’s clou, but I don’t think it matters.

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2020

15

Sep

Madison Beer’s Nipple for Instagram of the Day

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I can’t tell if this is her nipple or not and I really don’t care, because everything is trashy sex work, and there are so many tits being posted online, I can’t be bothered to categorize them by importance…..I know that Madison Beer thinks she’s important thanks to social media, the celebrity and money it brought her, but to us peasants who fucking cares…it’s not like anyone thinks she’s good, talented or warrants all the “success” she’s had…we know it’s a scam….the only reason we bother is the tits, so keep on showing off the tits…along with every girl her age, because tits get hits and all these people want are hits, the easy ride, the lazy fucks just doing anything to not actually learn a skill or work….the future is now or some shit.

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2020

15

Sep

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I am a big fan of the ratio, only because there is scientific evidence that men find a woman with a specific hip to waist ratio more attractive. This is nothing new, I knew this when I was probably in High School in the 80s. It’s just a known fucking thing…

In recent time, people get mad at the people they label misogynists for giving a woman a 1-10 ranking….”She’s a 2″….”No, She’s a dime”….because people are pussies and don’t understand that some people are uglier than others and we are allowed our own damn opinion on that….it’s not the patriarchy it’s your troll face bitch.

Anyway, they also get mad when you mention anything about a ratio, maybe because they are turning everyone trans, so something womanly like hips makes the other women who were born men feel outcast and this is about inclusivity…

I don’t think celebrating the ratio is a misogynistic thing, we all sexualize everything, even inanimate objects, just ask my jar of bacon fat I fuck….

So here’s a bunch of girls who are into showing off their ratio, because you know the girls bitching about this are the ones who don’t hit the mark on the ratio.

Don’t blame me – blame SCIENCE….genetics…you fuck….

As it turns out, not all “Ratio” pics are created equally….most of these girls are fat chicks with a bit of a waist, but at least they are trying….there are some hot ratios in the mix, but you need the uglies to accentuate the hotties…

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2020

15

Sep

Josie Canseco Side Tit of the Day

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Josie Canseco is Jose Canseco’s trashy daughter, raised rich and spoiled as shit thanks to her dad being a grown ass man getting paid millions to play a high school game, on a national level….you know that quick and easy money that makes people call these athletes New Money, the kind of money that makes these athletes terrible fucking people….just feeding their ego and allowing them to attract some of the worst women out there trying to get knocked up by them…you know strippers, influencers, hooters waitresses like Josie Canseco’s mom…

Anyway, this trashy girl is dating youtubers, doing the model thing and is pretty fucking hot, so trashy or not, she’s rich and really when it comes to women you want the trashier ones, rich or not, they fuck better….you know spit on your dick fuck better…but that’s probably a dated concept now that suburban women are doing the online whore thing to pay for their designer purses and for clout…but you get what I’m saying..or not, who cares.

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Posted in:Josie Canseco

2020

15

Sep

Itty Bitty Titty Tuesday of the Day

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I may be called a misogynist and this site’s humor seen as disgusting, degrading, the bottom feeder of bottom feeders….at least based on the feedback I’ve got over the last 15 years of doing it…not one person has ever been like “cool site, it’s a ton of fun, I love what you do”…it’s always been “you’re fucked, you’re weird, you’re evil, you’re a hater, are you a closet case”…things like that…I take abuse too you know….

But the reality is I just hate dumb celebrities….and in my everyday life…and even when I reduce celebrities to their tits…I never hate on small titties, because I love small titties and all titties really…even the deformed ones, the misshapen ones, the ones with two different nipples, the ones of different sizes….I’d even love the mastectomy titty scars as I touch or try to touch the “ghost limb” titty…you know amputees and their ghost limbs…

So celebrating small tits on a tuesday is my fucking jam….it’s a movement, empowerment, the ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE….so here’s some AA cups…or girls who think they have small tits even though some of these are large by my standards because big titties haven’t been normalized in my world, I am still about skinny tight bodies not the obesity taking over america tits…

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2020

15

Sep

Bella Thorne Handbra of the Day

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I’ve written about Bella Thorne’s OnlyFans hustle before. It’s “on brand” for the manipulative Disney Kid to try to be edgy, anti-hollywood mainstream, despite being a Disney Kid, and the whole thing is so fucking contrived, it’s hilarious…..

She claims she’s trying to bridge the gap between porn and mainstream, only because she knows her generation is into porn, addicted to porn, on porn all day so she brings it…to mooch off them, to be relatable to them, but know if the trend wasn’t to be a degenerate sex worker, but to be some wholesome housewife figure, she’d be in the fucking kitchen baking pies, but instead she’s on the internet baiting people into thinking she’s going to be spreading her pie, charging them 20 dollars a month or more for that exclusive access NO ONE needs….but it’s a fucking cash grab.

She’s dabbling in stepping up her whoring, due to criticism she’s getting from the paying customer she’s ripping off, making millions in days for non nude content, a joke really…but a sign of the times…we celebrate and reward idiots…

So she’s doing shitty hand bras….too scared to go full porn because Hollywood isn’t that liberal yet, they’ll probably still walk away from the sex worker of social media despite her huge following and the money they can make off her, for the morality of a nation….but since everyone is a money grubber, case in fucking point with this bitch doing a fan site and LITERALLY SCAMMING her paying fans, when she’s made ALL kinds of stupid money already being this hybrid youtuber, instagrammer, mainstream actor….and will continue to make that money because Hollywood chases the eyeballs an since she’s one of their own they’ll keep investing in her.

I accidentally watched her movie the Babysitter, where they revived her character for the sake of a sequel and her acting is so fucking bad, in what was a terribly written, unfunny movie that actually made me nervous of the smut to come in the future because these kids don’t have good jokes, story telling, or taste…they are all on three or four screens while watching the movie, so the movie doesn’t need to be good, it needs to be simplistic, easy to understand and pretty to watch…while being pure shit…kinda like Bella Thorne…

Don’t get me wrong, I am all for a Disney Kid turning to porn, trying to normalize porn in the mainstream, encouraging all her 18 year old followers to follow her lead and get paid for their nudes, because they need to market their paid platform with free nudes, so we’re all here buried in nudes of random hot chicks….I’ve also only wanted to make movies that have real sex in it, assuming I ever made a movie, but the no real sex in movies is why I never wanted to get into Hollywood…how can an actor getting paid millions simulate sex for the audience instead of actually fuck…it offended me…

I just think Bella Thorne sucks and EVEN when she does the sex thing, she lacks total sex appeal, whether its’ her looking like she smells of farts, or her face, I just can’t see the sex appeal, even with a hot body……confusing really…

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2020

15

Sep

Hailey Baldwin Thong for Jesus of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin Bieber’s biggest joke, besides marrying Bieber to those of you who like to laugh at Bieber, while I think that’s her biggest accomplishment, I mean she was a Bieber fan, a groupie, who managed to fuck him when she was underage, maintain a friendship, and move in when his guard was down from a position of trust, so much trust – No prenup…but yeah, dudes are weird and get mad when girls they jack off to get married, I never understood that nerd shit…

But her biggest joke is that she plays this Christian, her and Justin had the same “Pastor” who was likely a scammer mooching off celebrities through spirituality….but her dad, the ex addict narcissist Billy is also a Jesus freak, he’s even in business with the My Pillow guy, where they make Christian content…so you know Jesus runs deep in their house of lies…

That said, she’s this Jesus freak, who fucked Bieber before they were married, who did everything in her power, maybe with the power of prayer, to get as famous as she could be as an influencer, only to realize, it’s easier to be the wife of a rich dude especially when her instagram model jobs were few and far between because she was the third or fourth tier Jenner/Kardashian she was mooching off….even though she’s the hottest of the group.

Anyway, I don’t see how you can be some self proclaimed Jesus freak or Jesus follower, when you’re trying to be a whore on instagram, before being a whore for Bieber when he wasn’t your husband, only to continue being a whore on social media…for the clout, the followers, the campaigns now that she’s married into relevance….it just seems totally anti-Christian to be in the pool showing 80 percent of your ass while trying to get more followers….

Since I’m not a religious guy, or offended by girls using religion to their advantage, I’ll just stare at the ass the way nature intended.

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2020

15

Sep

Whitney Cummings and Olivia Munn Sauna Orgy of the Day

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I dislike Olivia Munn, the scammer who moved to LA to become famous, only to land a shitty hosting gig that luckily targeted the nerds, who she manipulated with her nerd speak, and in turn used them to get a solid fan base because nerds are weak, but loyal, SIMPS…..she still tries so hard to get attention from….She’s the kind of girl who got some mainstream work, even if it was undeserving based on her talent and her lying to her fans, when really she’s more the kind of girl who belongs on selling nude fan site….she is the kind of girl who would go fully clothed in a Sauna for attention…or to cocktease…that’s what these kinds of women do….

I also dislike Whitney Cummings, not because I don’t think women are funny, or that women can’t be comics, that’s just something we say because it pisses these bitches off, but more importantly, a lot of girls I know are hilarious, not some try hard, potty mouth chasing clout or whatever from being a potty mouth, scam…..Whitney Cummings and her comedy act she slaved away at because she’s one of those losers who think she’s funny and practices her jokes in front of the mirror…has never made me laugh…I did see her replace Kimmel a few months ago and it was what the internet would call CRINGEWORTHY….there was no canned laughter or audience so without the awkwardness of them being told to laugh the radio silence generated radio silence from anyone watching…showcasing just how hard she sucks..

I mean….figuratively….her literal sucking hard is a thing of the past because it’s allowed her to sell multiple TV shows she’s been paid heavy on, so heavy she can afford a Sauna…because when you’re in the fucking system, the system hooks you up, whether you’re good or not….

This is a hangout of a bunch of losers who think they’ve won, and Cummings and her big titties getting grabbed while in panties looking sloppy as shit may excite you…I think it’s a little too real…cry for attention…hyped on theselves…garbage…but tits are still getting grabbed by whores….fun.

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Posted in:Olivia Munn|Whitney Cummings

2020

15

Sep

Gigi Hadid Nipples for Calvin Klein /Kith / Who Knows She’s Trash of the Day

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I guess Gigi Hadid isn’t official trash, she clearly is a rich kid who had her dad buy her a model career to feed her ego and that career has made her a lot of money, and probably made the Kardashians money too as she was cast as Kendall’s BFF and got to mooch off of that hype, while both took on the “High Fashion World” which is no longer high fashion, but rather a horrible spin off of overpriced streetwear, that idiots they call “fuck boys” buy into because they think it’s status or style, as everyone in America is a fucking consumer, consuming and not a smart person who thinks about how overpriced the shit is, how much of a waste of money it is, especially when you can get better quality stuff for 10 dollars at a Walmart…but I guess that doesn’t carry the same weight at the night club while trying to score pussy….if people still do that….I doubt they do….all social media robot queers.

Anyway, this Gigi Hadid shoot may feature some nipple. I don’t know if this is pregnancy nipple or not, it could be darker in color than usual, I’d have to ask the Gigi Hadid titty experts out there for their report….

To me, it’s a doughy faced, average at best, scam thanks to the social media machine and the idiot generation that buy into this….but at least she’s not her hard faced, plastic surgery ridden, trans sister who stole all her hype when this one tapped out realizing she’s ugly.

So she may not be official trash, she’s having a kid with the One Direction guy, but she represents trash and that’s what counts…