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2020

11

Sep

Noah Cyrus Bikini Spread of the Day

Noah Cyrus is on a boat in a bikini being “racy”….because that’s how people get views to their content now and I am into it, as a concept, not always in practice…but even with a barely racy, non-hot Noah Cyrus, I’d rather see her being “racy”….than not…at least she’s trying, I’m just not sure what she’s trying…

SO despite the disgust of everyone out there who thinks she looks more like an abortion that survived….you know like an uglier version of Miley, and not just because she doesn’t have the fame, fortune and success of Miley, but because she’s uglier than Miley…even with her face injections….

She’s still out here mooching off Miley, their last name and the fact that people are only interested in her because they are interested in Miley. I mean Miley is a huge star….making it a recipe for this one feeling inadequate, doing bad things, all to compete because no one likes being the loser, except maybe me…I find peace in failing…

Anyway, Miley is her only angle….one that you know she probably has a love/hate relationship with, but she’s in a bikini on a boat, so I’ll stare…since it’s a bikini on a boat and I’d stare at much uglier disappointments than this in a bikini on a boat….because I don’t mind being a loser.

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2020

11

Sep

Daphne Blunt Finger Licking Good of the Day

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If you’re wondering why Daphne Blunt is sucking her fingers in a bra top with her titties out, or if you’re wondering who Daphne Blunt is, the answer to both those questions starts with MICKEY MOUSE EARS….some MAGICAL WORLD OF DISNEY…..

So. I just googled her because I had never heard of her before, where I discovered that at the age of 11, her family moved to LA from Miami to pursue her career….you know like good parents who care about the wellbeing of their daughter…she’s 22 now.

Her first job was on a RADIO SHOW, which is weird, but as Podcasts have taught you, don’t undermine radio, even if it’s radio plays rather than radio for information, it worked pre Television and I guess it still works today….

She went onto the reboot of Uncle Buck, which no one knew happened, because who needs a reboot of Uncle Buck without John Candy…but Nickelodeon made it happen regardless of no one asking for it….and I assume she didn’t play Uncle Buck.

Now she’s sucking her fingers with her big titties in a bra top selfie for the internet, sounds about right for a typical career arc.

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2020

11

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens got dumped….hit social media to get revenge by posting hot pics of herself….realized that for a professionally trained Disney Kid, which are the best trained performers in the industry thanks to Disney being masterful at everything they do, I mean even the head of Neflix was sucking Disney’s dick in a headline I saw last week because they got 60 million subscribers on their VERY shitty fucking streaming platform…so they basically don’t fuck around….except maybe some of their execs with the kids they work with…but anyone who wants to work with kids is a fucking weirdo, Disney should know that…

POINT being…thanks to her training, her celebrity, which gave her a large existing audience, she realized that what influencers do, and some make millions, even billions is a joke from a production and performing standpoint….so get in there, get on it…girl loves the camera…and she loves to sexualize herself too…she was the first to have leaked nudes when the technology was barely even there at the time…a first mover to get her nakedness out there..

She looks a hell of a lot better than she did then, her tits seem big, her body fit, so this new strategy is one I support…plus, if it makes a useless influencer’s clickbait less relevant, taking the platform, the horrible Instagram Zuckerberg Platform, from all these no name mooch fucks and reclaiming it as someone with management, fame, agents, etc…as IG dies, just not fast enough….

Point being, she looks good.

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2020

11

Sep

Ariel Winter Ass Shots of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a nasty ass (literally) troll, who seems to fucking LOVE going grocery shopping, but based on her size, you probably could already tell she’s an emotional eater with a terrible diet on some Aubrey O’Day shit (assuming you’ve seen recent pics of Aubrey O’Day…they are mental)….

The Modern Family, sold to the industry when she was a kid and her troll look could be passed off as cute rather than troll, has probably a very limited future in acting ahead of her….I just don’t think people give enough of a fuck about her to cast her in things…but then again Hollywood likes recycling pussy so there’s a chance she gets some viral horror movie….or some Oscar winning performance as a child star sold by her parents, sexualized to the level where she had to cut off her sloppy tits, only for them to grow back because she loves carbs, they hug her like mommy never did….kind of thing…you know drawn from life….

When she was still on the show, she’d be at the gym daily while still being fat….which was a terrible sign of what was to come…then she dropped the weight, credited her Anti-Depressants for it, which is always a really great thing for her young fans to hear….as they are already all trained to think they have mental health problems instead of realizing it’s called LIVING, LIFE, BEING HUMAN…

Not that it matters….what mattes is she gained the weight back, looks like shit, but is mooning the paparazzi since she’s already been put out there for the majority of her life, what’s showing a little ass, she probably likes it.

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2020

11

Sep

Irina Shayk See Through of the Day

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Earlier today, I posted the nerd version / see through version of this IRINA SHAYK photo, instead of adding these pics to that post…..because it’s easier to do it this way….

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2020

11

Sep

Jasmine Tookes Nude of the Day

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I have absolutely no interest in anything Jasmine Tookes and it’s not a race thing, but people, who I like to think are the actual racists, will try to turn it into a race thing because she happens to have a tan.

I have absolutely no interest in Jasmine Tookes besides maybe that she was a Gymnast before becoming a model when she was far too young because that industry is filled with perverts, but I assume that since she was a Gymnast for a decade of her life, she’s still got the ability to do the splits or various poses that would make her more interesting….but even that is a giant whatever…

She did go onto be a Victoria’s Secret Angel and she was actually USA born and raised, so probably not part of Epstein’s human trafficking network that the owner of Victoria’s Secret funded….but for whatever reason, that hasn’t got in trouble for giving Epstein basically a billion dollars….but that is because nothing makes sense.

The reason I have no interest in Tookes, is because her shit is just boring and when there are 1000s of girls who want it and don’t act like they deserve it….I’d rather focus on them….but barely…I mean I’d rather just be sitting drinking a cocktail on a 500 acre ranch…but since my life is updating this shitty site…I’d rather do it with better shit…

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2020

11

Sep

Bella Thorne Being Slutty of the Day

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Bella Thorne is still pushing the Only Fans thing for a cash grab, a marketing initiative, maybe even an ad deal from Only Fans where the identity crisis created by a whore mother who had no problem selling her daughter off to the industry for fame and fortune, is trying to be relevant and build a “personal brand” outside of the whole Disney Thing, because the core audience is older now, and they are looking to more “real” or “edgy” or “interesting” things….you know since porn is normalized, but not too normalized, you see the contracts with all the TV networks and production companies still have morality clauses that wouldn’t allow for a Bella Thorne to do straight up porn, no matter how much her attention seeking wants to, you know to push the envelope, by barely pushing the envelope, women have been doing porn since the invention of the camera, you aren’t special motherfucker, maybe half retarded and a chronic masturbator to fill the soiled, but empty void in her soul and panties….but nothing fucking special.

Her body’s good, but she just manages to lack any sex appeal from where I’m at…this is like watching your little brother during his transition since all the cool kids at his school are transitioning, testing out his new titties…only they claim she comes equipped with an actual vagina and not one of those post op slabs of deli meat they are selling to the kids….

Point is, I support the half nakedness, I do not support the memeber site, fan site, designed for sexy exclusive content, because she gets paid in 20 other ways and should be giving it out for free, rather than ROBBING people in these tight / lean times…but again, she doesn’t give a fuck about her fans, she just uses them for her ego, for her bank account and to sell the industry on her being relevant, when really she’s just fucking trash they should treat as trash instead of trying to use her to tap into that committed audience because Hollywood is fucking weak and lost their power to the direct to consumer options talent have with social media, online stores, etc…

You see, even if Bella Thorne got kicked out of traditional Hollywood, it’s not like she’s got the acting ability to carry meaningful movies, she can just make her own movies on IG, YOUTUBE, even her only fans….without ever dealing with an asshole exec trying to keep her down by telling her to keep her pants on….

I am all for the end of Hollywood, I am not all for these cross-contaminated, while fully contaminated talents that pay both sides….in ways, I see it being great for her that she can, but pick a fucking side money grubber…

ANYWAY, if you pay Bella Thorne for fake nudes on her porn platform, you’re part of the problem….half naked Bella Thorne is alright…but barely alright…

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2020

11

Sep

On/Off Flasher Friday of the Day

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On/Off is a great place for girls that turned to sex work during Quarantine because the Quarantine really brought out everyone’s true colours, and with the opportunity to get out there and monetize nudes, something they clearly had a fetish or interest in, because these people are very into themselves and taking pics of themselves, it’s the modern day “loves listing to the sound of her own voice”, which they are also into, but luckily they offset that with the nudes.

Anyway, On/Off is a very popular thing these girls do, the before and after, clothed and unclothed, look at me how I am in public and look at me how I am at home, or on the internet trying to make 20 dollars a month of suckers and the whole thing is fun to stare at because naked girls getting naked…whatever the reason…is awesome to me.

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2020

11

Sep

Candace Cameron Titty Grab Scandal of the Day

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This is an old story by now, but such a dumb scandal it had to be posted..

Candace Cameron is possibly someone you jerked off to when she was on Full House, maybe you were more into her brother when he was on Growing Pains….both are weirdo Christians, I guess you’d have to find something look to after a childhood acting career, you know after your parents sold you off while being the people you are supposed to trust most…in case you haven’t realized, I am not into child actors as a concept and think it is shitty parenting!

Anyway, they are religious weirdos and are big in the community, you know Celebs for Jesus…when most celebs are heathen fucks…

Well as it turns out, Christian Women can get their fuck on too, not just to procreate by to cum, it’s part of a healthy and happy life….but apparently Candice Cameron’s DJ TANNER ass or titties are in trouble because her pervert jock hockey husband is grabbing at them…and she posted it to IG…something that is softcore for IG, hardcore for Church….

I think it is the dumbest scandal ever, the Titty Grab shoulda been a titty fuck….wholesome girl being cheeky punishment….but this is her reply to the critics….

For all of the Christians that are questioning my post with my husband’s hand on my boob – my husband of 24 years – thinking it was inappropriate, it makes me laugh because it’s my husband…

…We have so much fun together,

He can touch me any time he wants, and I hope he does. This is what a healthy, good marriage and relationship is all about….

I thought the Christians were supposed to be forgiving…..and more importantly…she serves her man like the GOOD BOOK says in a “He can touch me any time he wants”….invitation fo all you with Candice Cameron Religious Figure sexual fantasies…

Praise Jesus. now get me some of that Stephanie Tanner METH…

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2020

11

Sep

Irina Shayk’s Selfie Gets Nerd X-Rayed of the Day

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I don’t know if you know this, but you probably do since this site is a celeb titty site and the only people into celeb titties are the weirdest bunch of losers out there, you know socially awkward and not the least bit cool, who turn to celebs as their spirit animals, as they live their celeb lives and give these losers hope or something to distract themselves with to the level in which they fall in love with these women….the kind of guy who does cum tributes by jerking off on his ipad picture of a celeb because of romance, to using that cum to sculpt a lifesize bust of his favorite celeb, to spending hours doing deep fake pornos by cropping celeb faces on porn clips, to doing some shit with the brightness and contrast to make a black top see through…it’s a thing that’s been done for a long time..

So here’s the nerds having a go at IRINA SHAYK in some fetishy outfit, as she remains one of the hottest models who crawled out of the Russian Space Program via some pro athletes to get in Sports Illustrated and shock everyone with her razor sharp KGB focus before letting brad cooper impregnate her….the quintessential Russian move to get American Pop Culture up inside her like her mom or grandma had to put other things inside them to get American Pop Culture when it was contraband…point being Russian women are amazing, in their soulless winning and hard working hustle….even when they are 30+ and moms….but nerds…nerds are always fucking lame as shit but I appreciate the effort cuz we see Irina Nip.

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