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2024

09

May

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

Obesity has penetrated society, at least American Society so hard that it’s almost a cultural thing….

The chairs are bigger, the food is filled with more shit to make them fatter, the clothes come in sizes they can grow into, the airplanes have seat belt extenders for the over 300 pounders and on any given flight you’ll probably see a few 300 pounders…

The Walmart line has become the everywhere line….and the fat fucks don’t even realize it and I’m a fat fuck, who is even LESS fat of a fuck as they are, who realizes it…yet these fat fucks are all shirtless and in thong bikinis on the all you can eat cruises getting fatter…..

So fat fucks do hot chick things and wear hot chick clothes while looking like they ate all the hot chicks around in some horror movie premise that should be made….”Attack of the Killer Fatty”….with nothing but a huge appetite and an all you can eat buffet, this monster’s doing all they can to kill any semblance of a sex appeal, even when doing sexual things…

Obesity is clearly the future….unfortunately….it is also the now, so we need to train to jerk off to this shit because it will be all we know, unless we have budgets to fly internationally to European countries, or Latin Countries, where the chicks are ALL 300 pounds due to disease and poverty….

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2024

08

May

Em Rata Brings the Luxury and Class of the Day

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I don’t know if Em Rata watches all the whores of the internet who are legitimate whores and tries to channel their content, their poses, their outfits and put a luxurious, high end spin on it, because she’s excited by the clickbait views they get or if she has managed to be the biggest trashcan whore who gets positioned as class, but I assume she does…

Because not only is she walking around in a thong, she’s also spreading her legs in panties, for her social media feed, and that would typically be seen as pretty low level behavior but I guess we can’t be mad that it happened because we love sluts.

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2024

08

May

Sabrina Carpenter Posing with Bags of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter recently toured with Taylor Swift, so she’s probably at the top of her game while preparing to get ready for a tour of her own…

So only naturally, she posed with bags like a porn chick would pose for the camera before her scenes so that the porn production company has material to use in the marketing of the porno or for the DVD case, not that they do that kind of thing anymore.

I mean, it’s really the only way to sell bags as far as I’m concerned.

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2024

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am the kind of guy who likes to give girls what they must want because I look at girls in bikini tops or slutty outfits and stares at them aggressively and obviously, sometimes I even point because I figure if they want to wear outfits like that, I have a responsibility to give them what they deserve in wearing an outfit like that, to potentially use as an example or to complain about how creepy guys are when they wear outfits like that, so they know that theer are consequences, great consequences for dressing like that….

It’s a give them what they want, or what they deserve in dressing like that, or maybe not what they want or deserve, but what they MUST expect, otherwise they’d keep their tits covered up….and if they say they don’t want a drooling old fat fuck with a micro boner in his soiled sweatpants staring, they may mean it, it wasn’t the intended outcome of the outfit choice but they can’t be mad at it since that’s what happens when perverts see tits…

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2024

07

May

Leni Klum Tries on her Underwear of the Day

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Leni Klum is making her momma proud with her own lingerie campaign that she potentially secured because in the initial campaign they launched with the brand her mom was heavily involved in the shoot….

It’s funny that when you’re rich as fuck, connected as fuck, with the ability to do anything you really want, you end up posing on the internet in sexy sheer lingerie with your monster tits out….

It’s also hot, probably more hot than funny, so keep up the good work YOUNG fatherless KLUM with the big tits…..

She’s grabbing at her own tits…I mean that’s just brilliant, high concept pornography really…far more important than the Met Gala bullshit….since it’s got better tit.

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2024

07

May

It Was the Met Ball – See All The Pics from the Met Ball – of the Day

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The stepFORUM community is far more interesting than the vapid dick suckers who sucked the right dick to get invited to the Met Ball like it fucking matters, it doesn’t matter, but rich and famous people need to compete in relevance and access to ensure their place in the totem pole that is relevance and Met Ball is up there as top level shit….

Luckily, the stepFORUM has delivered ALL THE LOOKS from the IMPORTANT prestigious bullshit event.

My takeaways:

J.Lo’s old lady neck has a mind of its own….and looks like a sea creature or parasite climbing its way to her brain to control ehr…

Brie Larson looks tired.

Lily James has good cleavage.

Elle Fanning had visible underwear.

Eiza Gonzalez has a weird face.

Dua Lipa, although stupid famous, is not that hot.

Sabrina Carpenter looks like a clown from one of my recurring Fun House nightmares…

Demi Lovato may have died from her drug overdose all those years ago, this is some corpse shit.

Spielberg’s Rachel Ziegler’s got cleavage.

Kaia Gerbers got those reptilian looking veins of an anorexic.

Kendall Jenner may have been born a man.

HERE ARE ALL THE PICS FROM THE MET BALL CLICK HERE

Posted in:Met Gala

2024

07

May

Em Rata Brings Her gutter Asshole to the Met Ball of the Day

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Em Rata has really gamed the system, I guess being the first official set of tits to go viral on social media commands a level of celebrity, respect or at least a willingness for BOOMERS who don’t understand social media to think that she matters in more ways than just her tits, even though we all know that she’s just a set of titty clickbait on social media before EVERYONE was doing it and arguably, if she tried to do her whole Titty hustle in this era, she’d be totally ignored, forgotten and probably be a low performing ONLYFANS girl who does sugar baby shit in LA to pay her rent. Timing is everything.

So in gaming the fashion industry into thinking she’s not just a soft core Glamour Model from the UK who has her tits out, she’s managed to get invited to high profile events like the Met Gala, which could even be the whole reason she lives in NYC, just to suck the right dick to maintain her position in that scene, so that she never has to come to terms with being nothing but low hanging fruit titty click bait.

You do have to give it to her, as a relatively unattractive girl, she’s really committed to being the hot half naked chick, and with that power of conviction, that public has bought into it and believed her….some witchcraft shit.

I do appreciate that she is true to her whore brand though, because when she gets to these places, she always has the tits and ass out to maximize exposure, she knows why she’s there and how to get the most out of it through nudity…yet no one thinks of her as some shameless titty model.

It’s wild and I appreciate her….but her ass out dress is the reason I don’t trust Movie theatre seats. FECAL MATTER EVERYWHERE…

HERE ARE ALL THE PICS FROM THE MET BALL CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emrata

2024

07

May

Sydney Sweeney Face at the Met Ball of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is one of the more important people in the entertainment industry, not because of her acting abilities, but because of her tits. People love tits and they can give a girl a life if she uses them right and Sweeney has used the right.

In being a top contender in the entertainment industry, because she’s one of the only actors who is able to compel the social media audience to tune in because of her tits, she was naturally invited to the Met Ball….Em Rata was also invited to the Met Ball, which is supposed to be a high profile event, but I guess is really just a high profile, expensive, big titty show…

Sweeney brought out her weird looking face that people don’t seem to hate because of her tits, but also brought her tits, to remind people why they don’t seem to hate her weird looking face.

You’ll probably like the JIZM effect she’s got on her chest, you know to drive the point that her tits matter…if anything, they are everything.

HERE ARE ALL THE PICS FROM THE MET BALL CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2024

07

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Got her Tiny Tits Out of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel was at one time, many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many years ago…

So many…I am talking SOOOOOOOOO many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many years ago….was my favorite of the VS models.

I may have liked her because she was South African Farmer and on a cultural level a racist, which always makes me laugh, but I think it had more to do with her hot body being posed half naked for the corporate brand.

It definitely had to do with her half nakedness….

She’s old now, has kids now, seems to have removed her implants now and has her nipples out now, which I’ll stare at for old times, because that’s what she wants us to do, otherwise she’d wear a bra or a less see-through dress….

So in being accommodating to the old timer, the veteran who sacrificed it all for our freedom…we have no choice but to give her what she wants…