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2020

28

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Mom Sex Working of the Day

Bella Thorne is getting a lot of hate for appropriating the online sex worker life by starting up an only fans. The story is that she did a good old fashioned bait and switch, which is actually illegal in Canada, where she set a content piece for sale at 200 dollars, claiming it was a nude, only for it to not be a nude….you see, she’s a scammer, she’s trolling, she’s doing anything she can for some hype around herself, you get the deal.

So Only Fans, instead of banning the mainstream earner they need to switch the site from porn site to mainstream site, so that the owner can cash out at multiple billions of dollars it is definitely worth, in a “I wish I did that cuz I knew girls needed to get paid for their nudes all these years and a billion dollars would be nice”…but year so Only Fans changed their policy that you can only charge 50 dollars, so these girls who have all these loser fans willing to throw money at them can now only charge 50 dollars…all because of Bella Thorne using their platform to generate some buzz around herself and make some serious money from serious losers for shitty content you’d have to be an idiot to sign up for…but fan clubs aren’t a thing of the past..they clearly fucking work..

So the best rebuttal in this debate club that Bella can say is that she is also a sex worker, she just did it different, she actually comes from a long line of sex workers, even her mom has her bolt on Florida tits monetized on onlyfans, not to mention, to take Florida trash to LA to land a Disney job requires some sex work for everyone involved, they just do it in a smarer way, so that they can make that Mainstream “it Girl” Money…

So yes, Bella is mooching off actual sex workers, but that’s trending now, everyone is a sex worker…you sex workers aren’t original…this has been around forever..you lazy fucks….she is a sex worker appropriator…but she comes from sex workers and does her own kind of sex work…just at a higher level than the average sex worker so people assume she’s not a sex worker….if that makes sense..which it does…and she. made 2 million in a day or a week which is a ton of money because the world is filled with real fucking losers who pay for this shit.

Here are her mom’s titties.

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2020

28

Aug

Ashley Benson’s Got her Titties Out of the Day

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Ashley Benson is out at the pool with her big titties out in a bikini top…because now that she’s not a lesbian, she can look like something dudes want to fuck again, not that her objective is to look like something dudes want to fuck, but these things just happen organically sometimes….like her fame, and her following, she’s really never done anything all that amazing as an actor, but thanks to one hit show, she can sell instagram campaigns for life, or until people do what they did to myspace to instagram…a mass exodus…all good things must come to an end except this site apparently….like a cockroach in the apocalypse motherfuckers…

Point is, lesbians going back dick is hotter than lesbian…

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2020

28

Aug

Tennis Hotness…of the Day

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I’ve said it before, but I have very little going on so I am not inspired by new and amazing thing, plus I don’t think new and amazing things even exist, it’s all the same old shit run through the same old cycle, and it’s all pretty fucking repetitive and they all get away with it, so I want to be repetitive and get away with it too…

So I’ve said it before, Tennis is the hottest of the female sports, provided the tennis player is on the hot rich chick or Russian prodigy side of the female tennis spectrum, and not basically a dude with a vagina side of the tennis spectrum….because along with a level of classy, you know sweet perfumed level pussy, not dirty asshole smelling unshowered and dirty underwear wearing pussy like the non-tennis playing girls….and they wear hot outifts, flash buts and grunt like they are getting fucked hard…giving it their all…tennis is good.

I don’t know this model or photographer, but I assume she’s not an actual tennis star, but that doesn’t mean she can’t be our tennis star…

Posted in:Photoshoot

2020

28

Aug

On/Off Flashers on a Friday of the Day

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On/Off is a comparison, or a question that you’d think has an obvious answer…if a girl was to ask you if you want it on or off, you’d always default to off, because we are perverts and there’s nothing all that exclusive or interesting about seeing a bitch clothed, when everyone else can see her clothed…but it’s not so simple…because clothing is designed to be functional, to make girls have hotter bodies, to perk up tits, to slim down guts, to give flat ass booty….you know what I mean…

However, whether the on or the off look better, you gotta always go for the off, because that’s like unwrapping the present under the tree, not all presents are created equal, but to leave them unwrapped would be a tragedy….

So luckily, there are a lot of girls on the internet interested in flashing you on a Friday / Every Day of the week and I am all about staring at each and every one of them because why the fuck not..

It’s gamifying the nude photo….and we all like games….

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2020

28

Aug

Victoria Justice Bikini Top of the DAy

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Victoria Justice posted up this bikini top pic because she liked the way her titties looked, nice and full, like she got new Birth Control or is getting her period…or maybe she’s lactating…I don’t know…

The caption was some vapid bullshit about Coachella, because she’s got nothing to do since retiring, or being unemployable since Nickelodeon.

A show that created the annoying brat Ariana Grande, but that was named after this one, only to never leverage that show to get to the next level…..

Its one of those rumors where sshe had sex with some pervert at Nickelodeon to headline her own show, something most girls would do, because there is so much importance on being a celebrity in America….but that is seen as wrong…and I guess like the old adage states…why buy the cow if you get the milk for free…or is it…once you go anal in porn you have nothing to upsell or whatever the old adage is about girls who get banged out and serve no purpose….even though clearly Victoria Justice, who has a bunch of pervert fans, still serves a purpose….

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2020

28

Aug

Fishnet Friday’s of the Day

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Here is a little compilation of random girls from the internet uploading very provocative pictures of themselves all in the hopes you notice their fishnets…why, I haven’t figured that out yet, because I’m from the school of thought that women should be paid to post nudes, but instead we live in a world where some mastermind pervert named Zuckerberg has programmed humans to post their nudes for free….it’s pretty weird.

What isn’t weird, is that fishnets are always going to be “hot”….and the thousands of girls trying to get noticed for their fishnets, despite being weird as a concept to a confused old man like me, is pretty great too.

So here’s a bunch of girls showing off their fishnets as an excuse to show off their cunts…because they get off to you getting off to them so give them what they want.

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2020

28

Aug

Halle Berry Topless of the Day

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I don’t think Halle Berry could have posted a more boring topless picture, it’s like if you’re that bored that you need to create some high concept or “artistic” looking photo for your instagram like some thirsty slut who thinks she’s hot enough to be famous for being hot, despite being Halle Berry, someone too old to have social media and the mere fact that she has social media, is proof of how desperate for attention she is, knowing that people will only hire her if she’s relevant and they based relevance on social media and not on the fact that she’s HALLE BERRY.

I find the whole move of hollywood starlets on social media shameless, pathetic, beneath them…not because I think celebrities are the every amazing creator above all of us peasants….looking down on us while giving us something to look up to…

I find celebrities bullshit lies, a marketing scam, with nothing actually interesting going on in their lives…they are boring, uninspiring, and often times barely even hot…it’s all just marketing at its finest….

That said, I do think that there should be a line in the sand of “we are celebrities” you are “internet celebrities”….we don’t meddle on each other’s turf…but these greedy fucks see the money coming into social media and are like “let’s appropriate that like Bella Thorne appropriates sex workers, because we can get some of that money, and let them all go back to being the peasants, since we’re professionals”….

What I am saying is that if bitch is going to do the topless pic for instagram do it right you fucking loser…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Halle Berry

2020

28

Aug

Charlotte McKinney’s Airport Adventure of the Day

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Big titty Charlotte McKinney, who went viral for being a fake Guess? girl back when she lived in Florida, which for whatever reason got her on Dancing with the Stars, and because of that she’s now rockin’ a solid 1.5 million follower on instagram, which is actually not even that much considering the hype her big titties on her small frame have got her over the years, but I guess she started going for the higher end female crowd, turning her back on the perverted dudes who were just there for her tits, because some girls start an only fans for their eager horny audience while others hate that annoying thirsty dude audience constantly saying “show me your tits”…or “I want to fuck that”….or “I wouldn’t kick that out of bed for eating crackers”…or whatever the virgins of instagram are commenting on babe content like the incel fucks they are…but regardless of her content strategy, she’s still got great big tits on a small frame and that’s a good thing.

As it turns out, she’s at the airport and posted this IG story that I wanted to repost because it’s hilarious.

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2020

28

Aug

Sofia Richie Watches her Lame Ass Groupie Friends Perform a Threeway Kiss for Her of the Day

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When you’re Sofia Richie, finding mooch fuck bitches to suck your dick, and treat you like you are god is pretty fucking easy.

She’s Lionel’s actual daughter, unlike that imposter NICOLE, she’s got access to money, private jets, that jet set life thanks to daddy….actual daddy…not some rich dude like the Hadid Dad after moving to LA and being unable to pay rent…then she’s got that Kardashian co-sign, managed by Kris Jenner and put out to the world over the last few seasons of the show as the young girlfriend of the son-in-law after the divorce…you know some puppet mastery that allows Sofia to find suckers she can puppet master too….all for her own entertainment…because all these girls want the clout she’s got…it’s pretty lame.

In today’s edition of rich girl treating her girls like they are her dolls, she’s managed to get them to do a 3-way kiss where she watches intently like the director or mastermind to ensure they don’t fuck up her vision for them…and the whole thing is not hot, sexually exciting or even interesting, it’s some school yard level attention seeking, but is is fucking weird.

Here’s one of her “friends” who is just there for the likes and follows showing the paparazzi her asshole behind thong….

The world…is…nuts.

Posted in:Sofia Richie

2020

28

Aug

Lucy Hale Hits the Public Bathroom Barehanded During Covid of the Days

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Lucy Hale is hitting the public bathroom like some kind of commoner for the paparazzi, which may excite some of you, but it fucking disgusts me, and not just because of COVID but because of the whole being a public bathroom…pee on the side of the damn road you fucking mental case….who uses Public bathrooms besides fat people at Walmart with IBS and DIABETES….or people on road trips…or fags looking to get their dicks sucked….or for serial killers to do their sourcing of their next victims…rape shit…

What I am saying is that public bathrooms are sick and always have been…pre covid and during covid…can’t this bitch afford a fucking Sprinter Van outfitted with her own bathroom to follow her around everywhere she goes? Like get it together woman, you’re a fucking celebrity…

Now I’ve heard from a semi reliable, yet bitter, source that Lucy Hale gave someone my source was having sex with some HERPES….and with behavior like going into a public bathroom, I can see how that would happen…totally irresponsible with her pussy and the choices she makes for her pussy.

I am not a big COVID believer, because anyone I know who had it, barely had it, and I don’t believe the way the media hypes or sensationalizes everything. For as long as I remember, I’ve been told the media want us all to be scared to live, because scared people make for good viewers, consumers and suckers…

I am not saying I don’t thinK COVID is a virus, I am just saying the 2 people I know who had it had a sore throat for a day…and no one else I know has had it…and with all the rioting and people living like there is no COVID, grocery shopping, hanging with friends, the whole “outbreak” seems like a lot of bullshit….because there is hardly a fucking outbreak…people I know live like there is no pandemic…they gave up on it…and the numbers aren’t on the rise…

HOWEVER, during a Global Pandemic, you’d think going to the public bathroom barehanded would be a dumb fucking move and here’s some celebrity bitch in horrible bike shorts making that move.

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