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2020

28

Aug

On/Off Flashers on a Friday of the Day

On/Off is a comparison, or a question that you’d think has an obvious answer…if a girl was to ask you if you want it on or off, you’d always default to off, because we are perverts and there’s nothing all that exclusive or interesting about seeing a bitch clothed, when everyone else can see her clothed…but it’s not so simple…because clothing is designed to be functional, to make girls have hotter bodies, to perk up tits, to slim down guts, to give flat ass booty….you know what I mean…

However, whether the on or the off look better, you gotta always go for the off, because that’s like unwrapping the present under the tree, not all presents are created equal, but to leave them unwrapped would be a tragedy….

So luckily, there are a lot of girls on the internet interested in flashing you on a Friday / Every Day of the week and I am all about staring at each and every one of them because why the fuck not..

It’s gamifying the nude photo….and we all like games….

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2020

28

Aug

Victoria Justice Bikini Top of the DAy

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Victoria Justice posted up this bikini top pic because she liked the way her titties looked, nice and full, like she got new Birth Control or is getting her period…or maybe she’s lactating…I don’t know…

The caption was some vapid bullshit about Coachella, because she’s got nothing to do since retiring, or being unemployable since Nickelodeon.

A show that created the annoying brat Ariana Grande, but that was named after this one, only to never leverage that show to get to the next level…..

Its one of those rumors where sshe had sex with some pervert at Nickelodeon to headline her own show, something most girls would do, because there is so much importance on being a celebrity in America….but that is seen as wrong…and I guess like the old adage states…why buy the cow if you get the milk for free…or is it…once you go anal in porn you have nothing to upsell or whatever the old adage is about girls who get banged out and serve no purpose….even though clearly Victoria Justice, who has a bunch of pervert fans, still serves a purpose….

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2020

28

Aug

Fishnet Friday’s of the Day

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Here is a little compilation of random girls from the internet uploading very provocative pictures of themselves all in the hopes you notice their fishnets…why, I haven’t figured that out yet, because I’m from the school of thought that women should be paid to post nudes, but instead we live in a world where some mastermind pervert named Zuckerberg has programmed humans to post their nudes for free….it’s pretty weird.

What isn’t weird, is that fishnets are always going to be “hot”….and the thousands of girls trying to get noticed for their fishnets, despite being weird as a concept to a confused old man like me, is pretty great too.

So here’s a bunch of girls showing off their fishnets as an excuse to show off their cunts…because they get off to you getting off to them so give them what they want.

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2020

28

Aug

Halle Berry Topless of the Day

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I don’t think Halle Berry could have posted a more boring topless picture, it’s like if you’re that bored that you need to create some high concept or “artistic” looking photo for your instagram like some thirsty slut who thinks she’s hot enough to be famous for being hot, despite being Halle Berry, someone too old to have social media and the mere fact that she has social media, is proof of how desperate for attention she is, knowing that people will only hire her if she’s relevant and they based relevance on social media and not on the fact that she’s HALLE BERRY.

I find the whole move of hollywood starlets on social media shameless, pathetic, beneath them…not because I think celebrities are the every amazing creator above all of us peasants….looking down on us while giving us something to look up to…

I find celebrities bullshit lies, a marketing scam, with nothing actually interesting going on in their lives…they are boring, uninspiring, and often times barely even hot…it’s all just marketing at its finest….

That said, I do think that there should be a line in the sand of “we are celebrities” you are “internet celebrities”….we don’t meddle on each other’s turf…but these greedy fucks see the money coming into social media and are like “let’s appropriate that like Bella Thorne appropriates sex workers, because we can get some of that money, and let them all go back to being the peasants, since we’re professionals”….

What I am saying is that if bitch is going to do the topless pic for instagram do it right you fucking loser…

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2020

28

Aug

Charlotte McKinney’s Airport Adventure of the Day

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Big titty Charlotte McKinney, who went viral for being a fake Guess? girl back when she lived in Florida, which for whatever reason got her on Dancing with the Stars, and because of that she’s now rockin’ a solid 1.5 million follower on instagram, which is actually not even that much considering the hype her big titties on her small frame have got her over the years, but I guess she started going for the higher end female crowd, turning her back on the perverted dudes who were just there for her tits, because some girls start an only fans for their eager horny audience while others hate that annoying thirsty dude audience constantly saying “show me your tits”…or “I want to fuck that”….or “I wouldn’t kick that out of bed for eating crackers”…or whatever the virgins of instagram are commenting on babe content like the incel fucks they are…but regardless of her content strategy, she’s still got great big tits on a small frame and that’s a good thing.

As it turns out, she’s at the airport and posted this IG story that I wanted to repost because it’s hilarious.

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2020

28

Aug

Sofia Richie Watches her Lame Ass Groupie Friends Perform a Threeway Kiss for Her of the Day

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When you’re Sofia Richie, finding mooch fuck bitches to suck your dick, and treat you like you are god is pretty fucking easy.

She’s Lionel’s actual daughter, unlike that imposter NICOLE, she’s got access to money, private jets, that jet set life thanks to daddy….actual daddy…not some rich dude like the Hadid Dad after moving to LA and being unable to pay rent…then she’s got that Kardashian co-sign, managed by Kris Jenner and put out to the world over the last few seasons of the show as the young girlfriend of the son-in-law after the divorce…you know some puppet mastery that allows Sofia to find suckers she can puppet master too….all for her own entertainment…because all these girls want the clout she’s got…it’s pretty lame.

In today’s edition of rich girl treating her girls like they are her dolls, she’s managed to get them to do a 3-way kiss where she watches intently like the director or mastermind to ensure they don’t fuck up her vision for them…and the whole thing is not hot, sexually exciting or even interesting, it’s some school yard level attention seeking, but is is fucking weird.

Here’s one of her “friends” who is just there for the likes and follows showing the paparazzi her asshole behind thong….

The world…is…nuts.

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2020

28

Aug

Lucy Hale Hits the Public Bathroom Barehanded During Covid of the Days

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Lucy Hale is hitting the public bathroom like some kind of commoner for the paparazzi, which may excite some of you, but it fucking disgusts me, and not just because of COVID but because of the whole being a public bathroom…pee on the side of the damn road you fucking mental case….who uses Public bathrooms besides fat people at Walmart with IBS and DIABETES….or people on road trips…or fags looking to get their dicks sucked….or for serial killers to do their sourcing of their next victims…rape shit…

What I am saying is that public bathrooms are sick and always have been…pre covid and during covid…can’t this bitch afford a fucking Sprinter Van outfitted with her own bathroom to follow her around everywhere she goes? Like get it together woman, you’re a fucking celebrity…

Now I’ve heard from a semi reliable, yet bitter, source that Lucy Hale gave someone my source was having sex with some HERPES….and with behavior like going into a public bathroom, I can see how that would happen…totally irresponsible with her pussy and the choices she makes for her pussy.

I am not a big COVID believer, because anyone I know who had it, barely had it, and I don’t believe the way the media hypes or sensationalizes everything. For as long as I remember, I’ve been told the media want us all to be scared to live, because scared people make for good viewers, consumers and suckers…

I am not saying I don’t thinK COVID is a virus, I am just saying the 2 people I know who had it had a sore throat for a day…and no one else I know has had it…and with all the rioting and people living like there is no COVID, grocery shopping, hanging with friends, the whole “outbreak” seems like a lot of bullshit….because there is hardly a fucking outbreak…people I know live like there is no pandemic…they gave up on it…and the numbers aren’t on the rise…

HOWEVER, during a Global Pandemic, you’d think going to the public bathroom barehanded would be a dumb fucking move and here’s some celebrity bitch in horrible bike shorts making that move.

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2020

28

Aug

Eva Longoria Bikini Body of the Day

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Eva Longoria has gone back to the motherland. She is probably there recruiting new illegals to hire for one of her compounds. Or maybe she’s just there to reconnect with her Mexican heritage at the 7 star hotel where she is waited on hand and foot by her people, who are getting paid about 1 dollar an hour, because bitch is a fucking slave driver.

I am convinced that because this First Generation Mexican grew up shameful of her heritage, embarrassed by her parents accents, you know immigrant shit, that she tried hard to be as “non-mexican” as possible..

Never an ambassador of immigration, the Mexican people, or any of that, just always keeping an arm length from it…while hiring Mexican workers like white people do when they have money, because she took her acting like someone she isn’t all the way to HOLLYWOOD.

I never understood why a Primetime Soap Opera star got as much mainstream and international praise as she’s had, her celebrity around the world is huge, when all I see is what looks like a horrible person…

Not to mention, even at her hottest, she wasn’t that hot, so further proof that the media lies and brainwashes all you fucks….

She’s old, in a white outfit, showing off her old ass that you know she’s had customized by her “dermatologist” at a day spa…all these bitches with their fake asses…as she performs for her own camera for social media I assume…because rich celebs are low level instagrammers too.

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2020

28

Aug

Rowan Blanchard’s Creeper Cam Video of the Day

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This is a hilarious video that brings me A LOT of happiness.

I don’t give a fuck about Rowan Blanchard or her micro bikini, I don’t watch Disney programming, even the shit designed for adults,because Disney is the devil and I don’t support kids being sold to the industry like Rowan Blanchard was because she basically doesn’t stand a fucking chance, at least not mentally, to be a normal fucking person.

That said, I do like the passion that some people have, to go out to the beach they saw their favorite young starlet at, only to wait around for her to come back, fingers crossed that she’d come back and when she did, he’d capture the ultimate in creeper moments.

In this manufactured world of everything being contrived, marketed, and monetized, where nothing is pure or simple or just a casual glimpse at some hot young starlet…it’s all made in fucking china shit…so it is nice to see some raw content of the girls unaware that their creepy super fan stalker is even filming them.

This video gets even better with his zooming in on her gnarly ass razor burn, that’s part of her whole “i’m a genderless, sexually fluid, weirdo raised on porn pervert who doesn’t like the patriarchy and body hair removal is conforming to that”…which as a BUSH lover and consistent Bush Lover….because I’ve loved BUSH longer than I’ve ever had a site and I’ve always though bald pussy was creepy and weird and razor burned trash created by the Kardashians….

So this is all makes Rowan Blanchard as lame as all the other girls her age, but as half naked as all the other girls her age, and despite not giving a fuck about Rowan Blanchard as a star, or her micro bikini, I’m fucking love everything going on here.

This is raw, this is the most real we’ve got. Good job stalker, let’s hope more people out there are self starters like you doing your own paparazzi-ing.

Posted in:Videos

2020

28

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What’s going on in brainwashing today? Have you got your news and things to be mad about via all those memes being shoved down your throat, or are you busy jerking off to random nudes because there are just so many nudes…

Everyone so self involved they don’t even know what the fuck is going one…

Then there’s all these inclusivity advocates are only inclusive if you agree with them, which isn’t very inclusive, they also don’t realize that hiring someone just because they are black, gay or a woman is as racist or prejudice or not hiring them for those same reasons….

If only people focused on not being total fucking assholes, you’re all being used…just not sexually and despite the #metoo movement, that’s the only way or the best way to be used.

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Elle Johnson Sweat Out the NBA Boycott in a Wet See Through White Top
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Sydney Sweeney is Producing a Series based on a Book she Read with Jean Marc Valee
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Trump Responds to NBA – Savage.
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Best Fails of 2020
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Hot Lingerie Shoot
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Selena Gomez Drops her K-Pop Song
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Julianne Hough Twerking in Tight Pants on a Bike…
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Emilia Clarke Listed her Nice House in Venice
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Inside the Storm in Iowa
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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