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2020

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know why everyone is so mad, I just assumed that everyone has always hated everyone…I don’t know why they are being all fucking emotional about it, maybe it’s the whole out of work, lots of time on their hand, lack of health and wellness to keep their spirits up, or just blindness to what is important in life, which is that the government is scamming you with taxes, the internet is a place of evil, everyone wants to fuck everyone over, and you should just cruise instead of caring in the form of a status update on a social media platform that is stealing your data….grow your own food, make your own power and water, throw your phone and computer in the river, but be sure to print up enough laminated nudie pics to keep you jerking off…or you could just be apathetic and continue what you are doing…but shit…have some fun people, get laid, you’re all so fucking crazy.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Lindsey Vonn Gets Her Booty Worked Out by The Rock
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Jordyn Jones Body Positivity Post!
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Gigi Hadid in the Bath!
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The Hottest Sports Broadcaster in the World Diletta Leotta Dropped an Incredible Bikini Pic
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Breaking Eggs with Rihanna
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Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Photoshoot
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Mariah Carey Striving for Relevance
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Giancarlo Stanton’s Ex-Girlfriend Model Chase Carter is Now Dating Dodgers Star Cody Bellinger
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Tree falls on Guy Chopping It
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Azealia Banks Shaves Her Head for Beyonce!
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Hayley Roberts Camel Toe at the Grocery Store!
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Selena Gomez Busting Out Her Massive Braless Bosom/Cleavage!
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Shia LaBeouf Gets Political with his Mask
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What a Million Dollars Gets You in NYC
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Model Ana Braga Shakes Her Boobs at Blackhawks Haters
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Emma Rose Kenney Living the Van Life!
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Two Babes in a Pool Shoot Together
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Two Random Strangers have a Sax Battle
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Mob of Sheep Scaling a Mountain
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Florida Man Riding a Semi Truck
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Matthew Stafford’s Wife Calls Out the NFL After False Positive COVID-19 Test Causes Family Some Issues
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Elizabeth Banks Makes a Splash in her Bathign Suit
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YesJulz Racy on the Public Beach
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Ireland Baldwin Pokies in a Sexy Red Bikini!
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Kim K Wants to Save her Marriage and 58 Pics from the Kim K Archive
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16 Ways to Hold a Guitar
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Dude Tries the Cheapest Restaurant in Toronto
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A Huge Party in Los Angeles Allegedly for an NFL Player Ended With Gunfire
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Samara Weaving on Fame
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Pauline Moulette’s Naked in Nature
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Kim Garner’s Crazy Cameltoe!
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Florida is Ravaged by Covid and this Woman Coughed on Someone
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Kat Von D’s Selling a Crazy House
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First 360 Double Bakcflip Tailwhip
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If Zoom Existed Back in 1988
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Ciro Immobile Celebrates Winning the Golden Shoe With His Smoking Hot Instagram Model Wife
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Hot Sydney Sweeney Says Good Morning
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Ed Oscilla’s Nude Shoot with Records
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Jeff Bezos Buys Another House!
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Drew Barrymore Interviewing herself
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Why You Should Turn on Two Factor Authentication
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Engineer Built Himself Four Mechanical Fingers
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St. Louis Cardinals Players Reportedly Visited a Casino Prior to Team’s COVID-19 Outbreak
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Toni Braxton Goes Viral Using a Vibrator
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Naked Olga is a Canvas
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Derek Jeter Blames the Marlins’ Coronavirus Outbreak on His Players Letting Their Guard Down Not Running Around Atlanta
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Cat’s Sneak Attack Fail
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Ryan Reynolds had a Plantation Wedding and Pretends to Have Remorse
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Poor Frenchie’s Leap of Faith
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Kendall Jenner is Hiking in Slutty Shorts with her Dad
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Olivia Palermo in a Dress
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Laura Whitmore in a Dress
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A Lot of Naked celebs
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Demi Lovato’s Shitty Tits
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Lucy Hale Little Body in Leggigns
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Rita Ora and Kate Moss Chilling
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Bella Hadid in a Tennis Skirt and Mask Looking Stupid
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Hilary Duff’s Big Legs in Shorts
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The Fanning Sisters just Hanging Out
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Kylie Jenner Hooker in Vogue
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Maddy Petsch in a Romper
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From stepSMUT!!

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Dildo Girl
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Black Dildo Girl
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Naked Girls in the Waterfall
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This is One Huge Bitch
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A Bunch of Booty!
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Nasty Ass Big Booty
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Naked Girls Running and Jumping
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10 Acts that Make You a Whore
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The Girl Who Says this is the Biggest Load She’s Seen
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Thelma Got the Tits…
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How this Bar Crawl Ended is Probably Seen as Bad
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Pussy Spreader
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This Girl Has Terrible Form
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2020

Aug

Elsa Hosk is Still Hot of the Day

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I am glad that Elsa Hosk made the cut before Victoria’s Secret imploded for being misogynistic women abusing assholes who make far too much money off their made in China panties, because they were masterful marketers that tricked the retard mainstream into thinking they were hot, or quality or whatever….mall brand shit…for mall brand people….

Because now that the brand is basically dead in the water, struggling to survive during covid, and really before covid, because no one gave a fuck about Victoria’s Secret or even their models or infomercial fashion show…..especially after they discovered the brand funded Epstein’s human trafficking island….just a lot of fucking fails because you can’t stay on top forever…..unless you’re a sugar baby working it for that rent money…which I guess Victoria’s Secret wasn’t….they were more the sugar daddies..

Anyway, the Swedish pro basketball player got in, replaced Swanepoel, looked better than Swanepoel, supported the Swedish approach to COVID…Ikea, Volvo and whatever the fuck else Swedes do besides hot women and good design..

So she got that VS hype that women crave and now she’s just some hot bitch that miked all the press that came from the brand…ready to take slutty pics to keep the momentum going…and the best thing about her is that she’s like 30 years old and still killing it…so don’t give up on your dreams girls we’ll always be here to stare at your titties.

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2020

Aug

Emma Watson Wet Bikini of the Day

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Harry Potter fans creep me the fuck out. Obviously, I was too old to get in on that hype, but I was well aware that there were some really devout fans out there who are either Emma Watson’s age and watched her grow up, but more creepily there were adults into the show who thought that Emma Watson was the hottest thing out there and just couldn’t wait until she turned 18….you know…Hollywood shit…but yeah, those Harry Potter fans as you’d expect anyone who is into Wizards and dragons to be, are still Harry Potter obessesed, which has probably worked out nicely for this now 30 year old, because she can monetize that shit forever, all you need is that one hit early on and you’re good….because they’ll fucking love that the Harry Potter starlet is wet and in a bikini…..

For someone who doesn’t have any feelings of lust towards Harry Potter, Emma Watson is pretty much whatever on the scale of hotness but celebs in general are average looking at best, the barista at starbucks down the street is hotter than most, not the tranny one, but the other one…what I am saying is that celebs fucking suck and aren’t better than any of ya’ll, hotter bitches are fucking everywhere…and the only way this would be worthy of your jerking off is if the water she’s rubbing on herself with those thick 30 year old thighs was her female ejaculation or “squirt” that I typically call piss and even that would be pretty whatever….we’re a desensitized people out here….motherfuckers.

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2020

Aug

Bella Thorne Taking Nudes of the Day

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Bella Thorne, being a Disney trained kid, knows that her key to staying relevant is speaking to that younger Audience into the whole concept of Only Fans because it makes them money, the one thing I’ve always said that makes no sense about all social media but Youtube, how can you go to bed at night knowing you make Zuckerberg richer with each selfie or idiotic status update.. and there’s no better way to stay relatable than to hop on the platform and fake it.

So Bella Thorne’s whole edgy, porn addicted, sex addicted, bi sexual, weed smoking, drinking, partying, half naked narrative, is just one drawn up in a lab or office and she’s just playing out the part….

She’s got the Hollywood thing going for her, a developmental deal with FOX that would typically be canned if even a nude pic of a girl was released, but for whatever reason, like a Kardashian or Miley Cyrus, their nude work, or sex work is considered part of their brand…..

So in loving the cash grab, loving the fodder for the media to hype her up, she’s jumped on the platform with a total lack of respect for her fans as she pretends to be edgy, not even fucking on the platform, just using it to trick her fans into thinking she’s one of them and not some manipulative cunt trying to get her hands in everything for the money……if anything the Disney kid is trying to exploit sex work….by taking people away from the girls who have been living this life all along….like the poser bitch she is…and you’d expect her to be…I mean she’s Disney Trained man…

Anyway, this is her 150 dollar Only Fans cash grab video that I am stealing because it should be fucking free since she got the media hype for it to begin with…and if you paid 150 dollars for this you’re an idiot and should sue her for clickbaiting your ass for her to get paid….because at her level of celebrity she’ll get millions off an Only Fans…I mean no name chicks are getting 100k a month….manipulative bitch.

Here is her video promoting a new strain of WEED she developed

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2020

Aug

Ana De Armas Nipples of the Day

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Ana de Armas, the Cuban tits that floated into Miami with Camila Cabello when she was still Elian Gonzalez, only to make it in America….which is not the origin story they give them when they decide to cast them as “cubans” so that they “it’s a small world” themselves and have a go-to person to fill every country, cree, ethnicity when asked or called out for being racist…Hollywood and Entertainment man, they full of shit…

The origin story they give her is that she went to Spain and got Married there, because there’s some loophole where Cubans can get to Spain and if you get married you can stay in Spain….escaping that communist rule, avoiding that Russian Ketchup and Cola, living that dream life that involves moving to America on a work visa to be rich and famous there. Dreams do come true….and the tradeoff, being hired as Ben Affleck’s handler, to make him appear more decent, while elevating her profile because Good Will Hunting’s own is a poster boy from Hollywood and I guess Weinstein productions and his drunk degenerate ass needs all the help in can get….the modern Cuban Nanny that won’t get deported when the neighbors call Immigration because she’s got the right paperwork unlike J.Lo’s staff at her Miami mansions but no one ever talks about that.

These are her hard nipples we’ve seen topless cuz she gets topless in movies, it’s all part of being famous.

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2020

Aug

Michelle Monaghan Bikini of the Day

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I refuse to google who Michelle Monaghan is…but I am going with the girl in Lost…,

You know I’m a heavy drinker and I actually don’t like this celebrity shit….I don’t eat well, I’ve been punched in the face a lot, I am lazy…there are just too many things working against me that prevent me from remembering who the fuck Michelle Monaghan is…

Maybe she needs to get a bigger role in a bigger movie and make some real fucking noise…release a sex tape, show us the cunt that got you into this industry in the first place, I don’t fucking care…it’s not my job to figure out wha Michelle Monaghan is…or who she is….I just post this shit knowing one of you thinks she’s the hottest, you sick fuck, clearly she’s not the hottest, she’s old.

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2020

Aug

Scout Willis Almost Upskirt of the Day

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The Willis sisters man, just miss the mark. Even the hot one is a lot too Demi Moore pre millions of dollars of Surgery….but at least they just embrace being the rich trust fund kids that they are and don’t overly try to pretend that they are actors, singers, talents, or anything the other celebrity kids are doing…you know just ride your rich, spoiled, entitled, life while pretending to be down to earth because they spent time in the Idaho house, despite probably having houses in 25 other locations because her dad is Bruce Willis and her mom Demi Moore…

I’m just waiting for one of them to claim that stepdaddy Ashton touched them inappropriately, I know he fights that Human Trafficking shit on social media now that he’s a dot com billionaire, however, it’d be a good front to pretend he’s not involved….seeing as Twitter is a hot bed of fucking perverts like all social media platforms worth billions of dollars because these companies get away with fucking murder because there’s too much money involved….garbage….

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2020

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Foreskin Fantasy of the Day

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I don’t know where Vanessa Hudgens has travelled to in efforts to spread her COVID around the world to have some beach time, but I’ll assume it’s either Mexico or Bahamas but probably could be the Philippines where she’s likely got real estate because every Filipino cleaning lady I know sends money back home for their real estate.

I guess it doesn’t matter because the highlight of her post was this comment from the FORESKIN activist who is fighting the meaningful fight against circumcision, you know “DON’T TAKE OUR MAN CLITS FROM US AS CHILDREN, LEAVE US INTACT LIKE SOME KIND OF BANANA DICKED ELEPHANT TRUNK YOU BABY DICK CUTTING WEIRDOS”…..

It made me laugh and I rarely laugh so at least there’s some good things happening in the world…that you tend to forget with all that whining, fake news bullshit, fake cosplay activism, insanity…..

Not to mention, slutty Hudgens who was properly trained by Disney and is still a puppet for Disney, they invested too heavily and probably have her for life, so don’t trust anything Disney Owns….but stare at their better than usual despite being 30 body because all it took was a solid break up to get her to try to piss off her ex with slutty content…..foreskin power or powerful foreskin….you can’t take my foreskin, but you can’t take my dignity, or something.

Here’s her sister because why the fuck not…I like sisters of celebs better than celebs. They are more interesting and insecure.

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2020

Aug

Inka Williams Bath Tub Party of the Day

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Inka Williams is getting busy with the content production.

I guess COVID has allowed her to establish what is important and that is taking advantage of all the photographers who have moved to her native land of Bali to live their best and affordable instagram life, where she can act as a tour guide or an authority since she’s actually Balinese…probably not natively, but she was raised there so it counts as more authentic than all those other bootleg girls in Bali pretending to be connected with the land there….

I means she’s putting out shoots weekly, which is still lazy from where I am sitting, because she could easily do a shoot a day and should but none of these bitches are really that aggressive in building up their own name, they are equally lazy hence their dreams of being instagram models.

I think Inka Williams is hot, she’s skinny, has a nice face, looks good to me, so I’m all about this increase whether it’s taking baths with friends or whatever the fuck else is going on here, she’s someone you should at least try to jack off to, cuz she’s good.

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2020

Aug

Nathalie Kelley Nude of the Day

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Nathalie Kelley is a Peruvian / Australian actress from a Fast and Furious movie that I have never seen, because I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, there are two kinds of people in the world, those who watch Fast and Furious and those who don’t, I am one of those who don’t.

She got her start in 2005, when Aaron Spelling created some show called MERMAID, where she played a mermaid rescued by a young man when she washed ashore in Miami, you know a tale as old as time….and by tale as old as time, I mean what kind of bullshit did they spend millions of dollars producing a pilot for, what pervert exec signed off on that nonsense…

ANYWAY, she more recently in Dynasty based on the original, a CW show as a main character….and is now in something called The Baker and the Beauty…it’s an ABC show based on an Israeli show and it should like dog shit…

Nathalie Kelley is showing you her ass on a rock, so we can probably all agree that this is her best work to date, which isn’t saying much, but more ass on instagram is a good thing.

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