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2020

03

Aug

Camila Cabello’s Bathing Suit Reveal of the Day

I have never found Camila Cabello hot, she looks like a midget Amy Winehouse impersonator that was born a man.

This is not an Anti Cuban American thing and has nothing to do with the fact that she floated over to American on a raft where she may or may not have been known as Elian Gonzalez at the time, before having to change his identity before being deported….it’s a Camila Cabello, the popular over singing popstar who has made serious fucking moves in her short career, is built like a lunch lady, a cafeteria worker, a bus driver who sits on her ass all day and not like a young millionaire who can afford good food, good trainers, but doesn’t bother because she knows the people will love her regardless of having a nice booty…then there’s the face…that looks like a dude with Bells Palsy or that lacked oxygen when it was born…maybe on some cerebral palsy kick…something is very off about these but I dare you to jerk off to the pics anyway….jerk off challenges…the gayest gameshow around….

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2020

03

Aug

Dua Lipa Braless of the Day

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If you’ve ever fucked a fat woman over 40 in missionary, you’ll be able to relate to this post, or this picture, of Dua Lipa’s tit flattening due to gravity, despite not being in her 40s, but it’s the familiar story of a perky enough looking tit when standing, basically turning into an overcooked pizza dripping down the sides of her body when laying down, all drunk and medicated, since that’s the only way she’d ever let you crawl on top of her because she knows as well as you do that when you hit a certain age, you gotta either keep your bra on, or just take it from behind….

Anyway, Dua Lipa’s some Youtuber who became famous with a mainstream music deal, she’s made stupid money, is living that stupid life, dating the Hadid Brother, no not Bella, or Gigi’s voice, the other one…and she’s got some decent tit, braless in a shirt…which could be a fetish for some of you, because liking a tit only when it’s at its best level of perky is discrimination and real tit means it gets flattened out in this pose…so part of hating fake tits, should be loving this tit…

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2020

03

Aug

Charlotte Lawrence Nude Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is some lame ass rich kid who has a celebrity mom and thus thinks she’s got what it takes to be a celebrity too and I guess she does because celebrity is meaningless and requires little to no skill, it really just comes down to who you know and how much of a narcissistic asshole who doesn’t get embarrassed doing whatever it is they do, because of being that narcissistic asshole. Plus, when you’re parents are in the industry, your coddled ass gets to cut the line and gets you right where you want to be…with none of that pesky “work” or “hustle’ or “struggle”….

Her mom, Christa Miller, who was the lesbian Kate on the Drew Carey show, who I’m hoping none of ya’ll jerked off to, but assume ya’ll jerked off to, because it was the 90s and in simpler times we had to make due with what we had to jerk off to, including female sports, sitcoms, soap opera sex scenes and Jerry Springer.

So thanks to her mom being that, she’s being this, whatever this is….and the best thing about her, the only redeeming quality about her, is that her “team” that I am sure was her, wrote me in what I’d consider half english but probably just Millennial Emoji speak to take down some photoshoot of hers a while ago, so we’ll assume she hates us….a very negative, but comfortable place to be…when really we’re just trying to have fun here starting at the bikini tits of some celebrity’s kid….the way nature intended.

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2020

03

Aug

Bella Thorne Nip Slip of the Day

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Bella Thorne is in Mexico getting fucked from her Euro boyfriend because with COVID, they had to meet at some luxury villa in some tropical high end destination where they get to be super fucking exclusive and rich because they are.

She did some promotion for a clothing brand that is probably paying her out, because no one promotes anything for free, especially not Bella Thorne, unless it’s some agenda from her handlers at Disney that she pretends she’s not handled by, because that would go against all the work they’ve done to break free from Disney and to create her own mini empire, which as everyone knows requires more than just some half retard coddled rich brat from a Disney Show to operate. Sure they like to make you think she’s a boss, or running things, but it’s all calculated bullshit to taint the minds of the youth with slutty fucking behavior…that I like, but that I wouldn’t want my 10 year old daughter idiolizing, but since I don’t have a 10 year old daughter and know it just means that in 10 years all your 10 year old daughters will be 20 and posting up anal pics on the new Instagram called BUTTHOLESHOTS….like how Paris and Kim shaped this slutty OnlyFans generation with their muppet faces.

ANYWAY, half her nipple is exposed, since she’s ginger they call those GHOST NIPS, but since you’re a pervert who sees nipples whether they are there are not, they’re visible and that’s exciting and contributes to your lameness.

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2020

03

Aug

Sydney Sweeney Selfies of the Day

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This should probably be the top post today, maybe it will be, but I’m getting it up now because I saw them these morning and they are just too ridiculous to not celebrate….and I don’t typically celebrate anything celebrity titty, I usually just hate on it for being overrated bullshit….but Sydney Sweeney from Euphoria, who’s tits you’ve been exposed to if you’ve been on this site, other sites, watched Euphoria and that were shockingly big when we first saw them…because they are huge….is getting the attention her tits deserve….

She’s a straight from Celebrity not from Social Media, which I appreciate…some agent or manager saw potential with tits bigger than his head and knew the tits could do big things because they were so big.

So they got her on other high profile acting jobs and hid her tits from us, she was just some young cute girl, but all that changed the second we saw those tits…

Now I typically hate on big tits, because the body tends to follow the big tits, and there’s an overall sloppy or will be sloppy eventually to the big tits…you know like you know she’ll Jennifer Love Hewitt and basically explode…but I’m not getting that vibe here, I’m getting se ate too much hormone filled diary or chicken and this is what happened…the hottest freak of nature around…unless you’re more into the woman born with two vaginas that won’t fuck you with either.

What I’m getting at is that this is hot.

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2020

03

Aug

Lindsey Vonn and her Sister on the Beach of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn has a sister who I guess is trying to get in on that life of luxury her sister set up for herself thanks to an overbearing ski dad who forced her to excel at the sport to live out his ski dreams…which worked out nicely for her because she’s been packaged as the hottest skier of all time and after a series of Black Boyfriends is the poster girl of a black on blonde cuckold / bull fetish, which makes sense because she’s got a high pain threshold and has those strong legs and big strong ass that can take 12 inch cocks…

I’ve always been turned off by the “celebrity” of a bitch, it gets to their head, and I’ve always been into the sisters who get to mooch off that celebrity, without any of the glory, and even if they act entitled to that celebrity for being related to the celebrity, at their core they know they are second rate citizens, which makes for better blowjobs.

If you’ve ever been with a girl with a ssiter, which I doubt you have, I am sure you were with the uglier sister, because you’re a loser, forcing you to jack off to the sister who you get treated nicely from because you’re with her sister, and the whole thing is a confusing mess than can turn cousins into step siblings….not that it matters…

What matters it that Vonn Sister has hard nips.

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2020

03

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Period Tits of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio showed off some swollen titty cleavage and we’re being generous by saying she’s got that period swell, you know ovulation when your significant other looks her best because her body wants her to get knocked up, all those pheromones pumping down your nose turning you into some sort of deprived animal just dying to bust inside her even though you know the consequences of doing that….the worst STD you can get…babies…trapping you to her for life….assuming you’ve got a significant other, I’m assuming you’re more the kind of guy who may or may not get laid occassionally, but never by someone who is desperate enough to have your baby…that’s basically where I’ve coasted my entire life….sex for free and for hire was always close enough because of my lack of standards…but a bitch crazy enough to have my kid…never met her…

Anyway, we’re being generous saying theese tits are her period because bitch is old as shit, likely on her last dozen eggs, and there’s no backyard chicken coop to save her, no matter how trendy it is to make your own eggs…these tits are likely the biproduct of fake tits being a VS model for her entire fucking life, skipping the Human Trafficking side of the business that Epstein was funded by, or maybe they are just where old ladies carry their weight….but either way, she’s looking alright for an old lady, putting work in I imagine, never my favorite VS model, but aging alright thanks to science, right.

She was also in another bikini:

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2020

03

Aug

Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

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I don’t know what’s more interesting, that girls at regular jobs like Nurses, are moonlighting as sex workers selling nudes, meaning that everyone who works with them can go home to jerk off to them, eliminating most sexual harassment in the workplace, since you’ve seen their buttholes and that’s usually enough to get you over trying to fuck their buttholes….or that nurses get naked on the internet like they’ve been training to be the sex workers of the health care system, knowing there’s a fetish around nurses and their naughty nurse outfits, that oftentimes allow them to have sex with the well paid doctors, even marry them in some power couple, “you cut them, I administer the medication” kind of partnership….some traditional gender roles but with a million dollar year salary funding your nurse life…

I don’t know if I actually care why all these nurses get naked, I just feel the need to document it with my own “question mark” emoji of “why?”.

They have jobs, but I guess perversions and exhibitionism are more powerful a draw….and it works out nicely for us because there are so many naked nurses out there being naked.

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2020

03

Aug

Poop Shorts a Fashion Trend and Other Videos of the Day

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Just Riding on the Hood of the Truck

Check Out This Dude’s Muscles

People are such fucking Losers…

Angry Girl

Anaconda VS Dude

Removing a Wasp Nest…

Bull VS idiot

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2020

03

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice thing about not leaving the house, not going on social media, not watching the news, and basically just staring at the wall until I black the fuck out from either diabetes I don’t manage, COVID I got from licking door handles and/or bike seats for masturabtion purposes late at night in some kind of sleep walking daze, or drunkeness, is that my stress levels are at an all time zero…just cruising…knowing people are going nuts over such crazy shit, like masks, conspiracy theories that I am sure are 90 percent true, because the media fucking lies to us about basically everything and all of the world elite, rich people, media personalities are fucking puppets trying to manipulate the common man, but the common man is too dumb to take a stand, instead they hand over 50 percent of their earnings because they’ve been brainwashed to think that’s normal…

What I am saying is all you whiners pay income tax and you think that wearing masks is the sign of FACISM.

Get it together people…organize yourselves better and make those changes while space travel is going to be mental in 2021, diseases are possibly spreading, powerful people are lying to you, and all that other good stuff that gets in the way of good times…..

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