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2020

02

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I want to get ahead of this Ghislaine Maxwell story because I am an investigative journalist with a huge media company…they call me Pucker Martinez but my adopted mom isn’t the Heiress to the TV Dinner empire….so yeah,..I want to get ahead of the story and say Ghislaine Maxwell didn’t kill herself…

That said, I made a “joke” and I use “quotes” because I don’t know if my jokes are actually jokes due to my autism, but joke is a good catch all….even if it isn’t funny….but I made a joke about how Karen is basically the “n-word” to white bread suburban middle of the road women in athleisure-wear and that I wondered when the misogyny fighters would start a campaign saying that calling a Karen a Karen is essentially racism towards white women, which this woke culture won’t like…but seem to like because they all share on their feeds….despite it HIGHLIGHTING like their make-up tutorials they watch on YOUTUBE…that WOMEN are fucking mental…crazy bitches who need to be contained, caged and this whole freedom for women thing or equality for women thing clearly can’t ever happen because women are nuts…

Well, I checked out twitter and saw that a bunch of comedians and shit were reposting some Karen activist who said Karen is the N-Word for white women who shop at whole foods, or trader joes, and that it is misogynist, sexist….anti-woman….and I was like “exactly”….women are nuts…even fighting Karen or comparing K-words to N-Words is proof of how nuts they are….you should have never allowed them to vote!

As it turns out it’s a prison rape situation, where you can’t make rape jokes unless it is prison rape jokes…because we all know white women are fucking entitled bratty nutcases…

I also will never know why women want to fight misogyny, especially when most of them are using their pussies to get ahead, in personal life or in business, or even by selling pics of their pussies on onlyfans….doesn’t that mean they profit on misogyny, love misogyny, because they reduce their worth to their pussy too….misogynists…

Basically, everyone’s a fucking idiot…

Charlotte Flair Served As Her Own Woman Crush Wednesday
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Camila Morone Hot Wet Bikini Shoot!
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Morena Baccarin Wet-Tshirt in the Rain
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Christina Ricci Got Emergency Restraining Order Against Husband
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Making a Lego Submarine- NERDS
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A Webcam Porn Website Offers NBA Players a Free VIP Membership While in the Disney Bubble
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Candice Swanepoel is Hot in a Bikini
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Polish Man Eating Hand Sanitizer
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Antonio Brown Shared a Video of Himself Working Out With Russell Wilson
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Marcela Valladolid Acrobatic and Flexible
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Maroon 5 Bassist Arrested But Not for Being in Maroon 5….
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Throwback Thursday – Criss Angel’s Fail
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A Webcam Porn Website Offers NBA Players a Free VIP Membership While in the Disney Bubble
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Don’t be an anti-masker Hawaiian Mask for your Face
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2020

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

The one thing I didn’t consider, because I am not a conspiracy theorist and I don’t really bother reading the news, it’s boring…..but unfortunately impossible to avoid…because everyone is an online social media activist…and even when you don’t go on social media like me….you still manage to hear the bullshit….so that one thing I overlooked is why the rich people in charge are encouraging the protests and the defunding of the police…they want the poor people to think it was their idea…but the reality is a defunded police will still police the low level criminals…the poor people screaming defund the police…the lack of budgets will just mean they won’t be able to investigate or go up against high powered rich people…because when you’re richer than the police force you can say “fuck the police”….they won’t fucking bother trying.

Since rich people are all perverts who get their pervert hands in the cookie jar of women around the world who if rubbed the wrong way will cry rape…having a defunded police means getting their hands in the cookie jar and eating it too…

I realize that’s not an expression, but you get what I’m saying…the rich rapists who think they are invincible will be able to get off more….

So thanks to some MEMES it is all so obvious…

It’s almost like how they
DUFUNDED THE SCHOOL System all those years ago making you all a bunch of retards who only know how to make decisions based on marketing messages brands feed you……that was the start of “keep our people dumb”….only to get dumber….while keeping them comsumers to keep the economy rockin with all the unecessary shit people like the Kardashians tell them to buy!

GOOD TIMES….it’s Canada Day…jerk off with Maple Syrup in our honor…but just not Aunt Jemima syrup, that’s racist…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Jordyn Jones Twerking….She’s a Dancer You Know
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Genie Bouchard Celebrates Tennis Win Popping Some Champagne!
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Brian Austin Green Moving on Up by Going for Courtney Stodden in the Hot Tub
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Sailor Brinkley Topless in a Thong
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Instagram Model Claims Saints DB Chauncey Gardner-Johnson Pointed a Gun at Her
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Old Polish Man Drinking Hand Sanitizer
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Maroon 5 Bassist Arrested and Not for Being Maroon 5 Bassist
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Shay Mitchell Big Cleavage
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Danielle Vasinova – Hard Nips
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Irina Shayk’s Sheer Bra
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Dude Drops 100 Pounds in a Year
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Clemson QB Trevor Lawrence and His Girlfriend Marissa Mowry Hit the Beach
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Nichameleon – Everything You Wanted To Know, Wiki, Photos And More
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Dude Makes a Cool Off Road E-Bike for his Paralyzed Wife
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Phoebe Combs is Nude
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Hot Samara Weaving Getting Fit
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Gina Carano Vows to Start an All Nude Protest After Instagram Removed Her Topless Pic
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Cyclone in Brazil
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Alyssa Milano in Black Face!
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What Happens at a Glass Recycling Factory….
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Larsen Thompson in a Bodysuit
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Cam Newton is Already Working Out With His New Patriots Teammates
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Saving Multiple Vehicles on the Beach
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Ne-Yo Realizes How Expensive Divorce is – Gets Back with Wife
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The Girl Who Can’t Fill her Gas – One More Time
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Darya Melnikova Nude in a Magazine
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Joey King’s Got Abs
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Paul George’s Girlfriend is Doing a Great Job Pimping Swimwear
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Monarch Butterfly Swarm is Cool
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Tinashe in a Pink Latex Bra
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Halsey’s Cottage-Core Life
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Guy Who Sucker-Punched Eagles TE Dallas Goedert Suffered Serious Injuries Too
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Edgy Hipster Nude Shoot
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New Bevis and Butthead Episodes Coming
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Weird Sexual Assualt Case of the Day
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Judi Dench Says TikTok Saved her Life – She Must Be Working for the Chinese
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Bella Hadid Man Face in Swimwear
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Happy Birthday Orgy
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A Bunch of “Funny” Pictures
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Masks on the Beach
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Random Bikini Model
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Maya Jama Legs…
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Lucy Hale and Elvis Dog Walking in Leggins…
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Ana de Armas and Affleck Street Walking
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Courtney Cox in a Mask
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Ireland Baldwin at Urgent Care
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Kylie Jenner Fat Fake Ass – Disgusting
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Hailey Bieber in a Tank Top
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Victoria’s Swarovski in a Bikini
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That Was Unexpected
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Big Titty Reddit Amateur
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Jewel Staite Nude Outtakes
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Some Big Titty Chick Stripping by her Car
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Making a Huge Mess
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Sluts in the Great Outdoors
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A Great Big Booty Elevator Exit
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Titties on the Streets
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SLUTS on a Balcony
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Scarlett Playing with her Pussy
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Walmart Stripper Dance
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Naked Maid of the Day
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Amateur Sex Tape with an Ass
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Addison Rae Nipples
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16 People Having a Shitty Day
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Eating Like they Haven’t Eaten in Days
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Out of Control Titties
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Em Rat Cow Tits
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Animals Hate Us
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2020

01

Jul

Dua Lipa Bikini Party of the Day

Dua Lipa Care Bear Bikini

Dua Lipa is some bullshit and not just because of her stupid fucking name, but because all her hype that generated from YOUTUBE….

I used to give her some positive feedback because she was a new generation trending slut with big enough tits that made some noise when they were braless, which for those of you who don’t know is the STYLE TREND in FASHION….

Then I saw she was fucking the Hadid’s Brother, no not the one that goes by BELLA, the other one who I think goes by ANSWEL EGGPORT or something Hadid who was raised by some Palestinian scammer who got rich in LA and knocked up the HADID mom before divorcing her to focus on his passion, having sex with instagram models he pays the rent for, because he’s a troll looking fuck….but before he did that, he pulled some strings to get his daughters to be trending celebrities for basically doing nothing, not even being hot, because it increased his success rate with the women he would creep on and pay the rent for in some power play that feminists will think the girls were actually in power with…but they weren’t…they’re going on dates with 65 year olds and flirting with them for rent money while rocking over 100k followers on IG..pretty pathetic…not that this is about Hadid Dad or the whores he fucks….this is about DUA LIPA in her care bear bathing suit for the creepy care bear fans….because clearly being on youtube has taught her how to maximize fetishes like the girls who date her boyfriend’s dad….you know manipulate those fetishes for personal gain…

Either way, she’s slutyt, she’s got tits, she wants you to see those tits, but not in full, because that would take her out of the mainstream and put her in onlyfans category, which was the backup plan I am sure, provided this whole popstar thing didn’t pan out….it’s all so stupid.

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2020

01

Jul

Elsa Hosk – Still Hot of the Day

In case you were wondering, Elsa Hosk, the Swedish Women’s Basketball player who came to America to basically destroy Victoria’s Secret casting at the age of 27, by being like “time to get a hot chick in the mix, fuck all these other trashcans”….because she’s above and beyond the hotness level of their roster of sex workers they pretend are models because it sounds fancier…like how sex worker sounds better than gutter crackwhore sucking dick for the pipe…despite it being essentially the same thing…

What I am saying is that Elsa Hosk is still hot of the Day

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2020

01

Jul

Sara Sampaio Wet T-Shirt Contest of the Day

Sara Sampaio Wet T Shrit

Sara Sampaio looks a little too much like a Portuguese Fisherman / Tom Hanks who is also Portuguese….to really get me excited…in part because my first bosses at an internet company were Portuguese making me racist towards Portuguese people, only to learn after meeting actual Portuguese people, that they are in fact great people who embrace being the armpit of Europe according to the rest of Europe, making it a cheap travel destination to an amazing place with amazing food….that my Portuguese Racism is more directed at first generation Canadian Portuguese people because they fucking suck.

So Sampaio, the fisherman’s daughter, looking like a relation to those losers I once worked for, can’t be something I’d ever jerk off to….she’s beyond fucking average and how she became this “model” worthy of importing to america to work for the most coveted brand these whores, aka all whores crave to work for because it will mean that they are “Hot” by the mainstream standard…makes no sense to me…but it happened.

I guess now that Victoria’s Secret is half dying, she’s doing wet t-shirt contests with herself, which is really the level of “modelling” I’d peg her for, if it wasn’t for that whole VS thing that makes no sense….either way, she’s fighting to get the views like her dad fights with a sturgeon he’s trying to reel in that could feed the family for a month…. and this is how she’s doing…

Sara Sampaio Wet T Shrit

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2020

01

Jul

Madison Beer Short Shorts of the Day

Madison Beer Sexy

Madison Beer got them big titties which makes her relevant…or in her case, she probably believes her own hype like all these other girls do and assumes she’s not just relevant but that she’s actually IMPORTANT….but the truth is she’s just a Youtuber, like all the other Youtubers, who are overpaid by Youtube because Youtube likes to pay the creators fairly so they keep producing and getting them views, and the 100 million dollars they all make per year doing some lazy fucking videos because they have that audience that will watch them rant about anything…makes Youtube 10 times maybe ever 100 times that….so it makes sense to keep paying them, which makes them think they are really more important than they are…because Youtube is the real money maker in the whole equation…

That said, Madison Beer got her start on Youtube when she was underage, so she was part of the OBVIOUSLY criminal and creepy as shit pervert ring targeting underage girls on Youtube….in plain fucking sight…she made that Youtube Money doing cover songs, a tactic to get views, that gets even more views with the titties pushed up….and she now markets herself as a singer or popstar that NO ONE has ever heard a song from…but we have seen her tits in various states of marketing efforts…which I appreciate because she’s scamming the media into thinking she’s this “artist” when really she’s just a social media whore…it’s kind of funny…does she even sing? The paparazzi seem to think she does as they follow her big tits around, but I just think it’s another example of a fucking overhyped internet lie…

Madison Beer Sexy

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2020

01

Jul

Taylor Hill Bikini of the Day

Taylor Hill Green Bikini

I just googled Taylor Hill because despite her being some Victoria’s Secret model in a bikini, she’s boring as shit. I know you may not find a girl in a bikini boring for the sheer fact that she’s in a bikini, that’s enough for you to think she’s worth looking at, and you’re right….but I have to look at these bitches and pull something out of the pictures…and catalog, staged, contrived, bullshit bikini pics give me nothing to work with…they are zero inspiring…

So I googled her, because despite looking fine in a bikini…not “FINE”….like that 90s rap music “FINE”…but “fine”….like “how you doing?” if you know what I mean…just average and uninspiring across the board….

So when I googled her, even google was like “this bitch is boring”….because the result was “Taylor Hill of Skiatook named to Harding University dean’s list”

Bitch is a million dollar earning VS promo model…and the top story on her isn’t even about her…it’s about some dude named Taylor Hill making the fucking Dean’s list…the other Taylor Hill’s got more going on than this one…

Taylor Hill Green Bikini

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2020

01

Jul

Rowan Blanchard Cowboy Boots of the Day

Rowan Blanchard Cowboy Boots

Rowan Blanchard is an 18 year old actress who was on Disney’s Girl Meets World, where I guess she linked up with Boy Meets World alum Maitland Ward to discuss where the real money lies…pornography…

She’s bringing the COWBOY BOOT erotica, because COUNTRY is hot now, which is weird to me since I’ve been a fan of old country for as long as I can remember and I’ve had many conversations that have ended badly because people, the mainstream jerking off to this trending country thing, who would say “anything but country” when asked what they listen to….and now they’re all out here GIT’in Up, or Old Town Roading, or Cotton Eyed Joe….

But Disney kids are shapeshifters who know how to emulate the trends to get in on the trends like they created the trends….Miley did it, Bella Thorne has done it, it’s basically par with the Disney kid training program they all go through….if being a whore is the way the young people are going, you better go whore to continue being relatable to them….and the fact they are Disney kids makes it all more exciting.

Her parents are Yoga instructors, so I get the whole holistic, wholesome, down to earth hippie who would choose a life of being a Disney Kid. The two ideologies seem to be totally inline.

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2020

01

Jul

Jamie Chung Bikini of the Day

Jamie Chung Bikini

Who the fuck is Jamie Chung?

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2020

01

Jul

Rihanna’s Pushing her Lingerie to the Limits of the Day

I guess Rihanna has given up on the whole pop star and singing thing, which deserves some respect, or support, some accolades if you will because I know that the whole internet thing, or social media, these people NEVER fade away, even though they fucking should…so we’re stuck with old timers like J.Lo still thinking they are relevant, still getting support from the fans, which I guess means they are still relevant because the population of drone follower fucks only know how to follow and support the people they are told to, and if the people they are told to follow never go away…they can’t move onto follow other people, that’s far too complex….

So as long as people give these idiots likes and follows, the execs who only care about dollars are going to assume they are important and give them more money and jobs and performance opportunities…

NEVER do these people bow out and say, fuck it, touring sucks, I have made enough money so that I can retire and live a good life…they just keep on fucking going….

Rihanna must be worth over 100 million dollars, her HOMES are probably worth more than 100 million dollars, why the fuck isn’t she just posting up on the beach, laying in a hammock, being tended to by the same people in Barbados who used to make fun of her…I’ve heard stories about how she treats the hired hotel staff working the beach like a rich person would…maybe worse than a rich person would…because she didn’t start out rich so she’s really on that high horse….looking down on the peasants….in a BLACK ON BLACK racism…

THAT SAID….clearly Rihanna’s making a ton of money with the lingerie so that she doesn’t need to work the stage like a dancing clown…busking for clout…and part of her selling lingerie is posing in her lingerie with her now big tits cuz she’s now big…

I am a fan.

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