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2020

02

Jul

Thursdays are for Titty Drops of the Day

I guess Thursdays are for tits, even though every day is for tits, have you seen how girls dress these days? Titties fucking everywhere…and even when they didn’t dress like street whores, every day was still for tits, because we are perverts and even those of us who are more into a good ass than big tits, because tits of all size are acceptable, while good round asses are more rare…even in this era of girls getting all that fake ass procedures to look more like a sex doll because they are influenced by the likes of the Kardashians….every day is still for titties…

What better way to celebrate tits that with TITTY DROPS…I mean besides sucking tits, titty fucking tits or even grabbing random tits….from a safe social distance…TITS!

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2020

02

Jul

Dua Lipa Yoga Booty of the Day

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I wrote some shit about Dua Lipa being some kind of scam who understood internet marketing, I think I focused more on the fact that she’s fucking ANTWERP HADID the Hadid’s “male model” brother….who is not Bella Hadid, the other “Male Model” brother in the Hadid family they are packaging as a female…because the “cool kids” or the “It-Kids” or the “trending kids” are all a bunch of rich entitled assholes…

This Dua Lipa bitch got her start creating underage smut for perverts to get the views, the underage smut was her singing cover songs, which got her the clickbait from singing songs people like while having her tits out….which perverts on youtube like….and lucky for her, the record labels so eager to get younger people buying their bullshit and didn’t actually use their brains to see if her followers are legit, or just perverts, or just fake views to troll adsense, these are things people do, that I should have done, to get relevant…..

This Dua Lipa bitch was also a model who was told she was too fat to be a model before she started her youtube to Do-It-Yourself….but I am pretty sure that’s a bullshit story….but clearly based on her Yoga Posing she’s not too fat anymore..useless clickbait trash maybe…bit not too fat at all.

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2020

02

Jul

Lena Meyer-Landrut Underwater of the Day

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I would argue that LANDRUT is not the hottest last name, unless you’re a serial rapist / killer and you like that she’s named after where you dump the bodies. I do hope you’re not a serial rapist, but if you are….the land rut may be where you want to dump the body….

If you are genuinely interested in the half naked girl underwater…..Lena Meyer-Landrut is a German singer-songwriter who rose to fame after representing Germany in the Eurovision Song Contest 2010 in Oslo…..and who the fuck cares what else she’s done the last 10 years.

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2020

02

Jul

Inka Williams Covered in Plaster of the Day

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Inka Williams is some Bali based model or instagram model, it’s all interchangeable these days since brands only care about instagram hype and cast people based on their instagram hype, so the whole “model” for the sake of modelling is some BOOMER concept….

That said, Inka Williams is some instagram babe from BALI who went viral and accumulated a bunch of followers and got some hype because being based in BALI, maybe not born in Bali but definitely raised in BALI makes her authetic Bali Content, while the Russian women who all moved to BALI for the IG content are stepping on INKA’s toes, posing like posers, cuz they’re not legit Balinese…because that kind of thing matters when looking at hot naked bitches in the tropics. WE CARE IF THEY ARE AUTHENTICALLY PORN AND RAISED in the third world country they are posing in….I know my whole life looking at bikini shoots I’ve said “hot bikini, but is she actually from that location or did she travel there”.

ANYWAY, the COVID may have given this girl some insight to increase her hustle, since she’s been releasing nudes and half nudes more aggressively than ever….a good thing to come out of the pandemic since all these young under 25 year olds now work as “sex workers” who sell nudes more than ever…something I’d never subscribe to but that I definitely stare at cuz it nudes…

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2020

02

Jul

Today in Shower Beers of the Day

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In being a misogynist, at least that is what I was labeled by the feminist media (jezebel) back in the 2000s, I am a firm believer that women shouldn’t drink beer.

Don’t get me wrong, I have seen a hot girl have one or two beers here and there, maybe a hot summer day by the pool or when it is appropriate…..and I allow her to have a pass on the whole “girls shouldn’t drink beer” theory I’ve held close to my heart for 30 years….because when a girl is hot, they get the pass.

BUT for the most part, girls who drink beers socially, or at home as their default drink to get drunk on, are girls who look like they drink beer…you know like they have a dick, or should have a dick, more than girls you want to fuck…..I’m talking dumpy, fat, dykey…..it is one of the reasons I don’t frequent Irish pubs, the girls in there LOOK like guys who drink beer…and I’m not into that….

HOWEVER, if the girl is hot enough, she gets a pass, just don’t be too into beer ladies, because as far as I’m concerned that qualifies as “identifying as a dude”…making you a tranny fuck who just needs to get back on her Testosterone treatment to complete the growing the clit out to be a bigger dick that I have – which wouldn’t be all that hard…literally…and figuratively…

These Shower Beer are Not to be Confused with Madison Beer.

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2020

02

Jul

Emma Roberts Miscarriage of the Day

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Does this mean that Emma Roberts had a miscarriage?

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2020

02

Jul

Camila Mendes Ass in Leggings of the Day

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My friend Steve is an obsessive Riverdale Fan, all he ever does is talk to me incessantly about Riverdale, I think he even got the Archie Comics logo tattooed on his chest…..

He gives me all the Riverdale updates and apparently, the entire cast of Riverdale is going down for “Sexual Assault”….because either they were as surprised with the success of the show based on how absolute shit it is, so they took their inflated egos out there to do some raping….or they are doing the mass diversion of “if we have the whole cast accused of sexual assault, it will deflate the actual sexual assault case against an actual sexual assaulter, because the masses will just assume it was all an elaborate prank….there is strength in solidarity, so if one of the team goes down, take down the entire team, so that the one who actually did the crime, is eclipsed by the whole group going down…..clever way to save an entitled rich fuck but more importantly to save their whow….this #metoo shit is real…..annoying…but not as annoying as Riverdale…

THAT SAID, the stars of the show are all dogpound ugly, I haven’t galled a girl a dog in a while, I haven’t “Woofed” at an ugly bitch walking by me in at least 20 years, I usually just default to calling them “CUNTS”….but the cast of the show, real unattractive, which makes a shit show even worse and this dumpy ass midge is Veronica…or at least there to ruin the memory of the Veronica you grew up reading and fantasizing about….there is nothing hot about her, not even in THICK ass leggings…designed to give her ass some more shape….

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2020

02

Jul

Jennifer Aniston’s Figured Out How to Avoid Looking 100 of the Day

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Jennifer Aniston is doing what I’ve been saying all women should do because there’s a lot of ugly ass faced bitches out there who could use a mask or two to cover up…

The mask, the brown paper bag of the new era, where asking a girl to wear a brown paper bag to offset her butterface is replaced with “HEALTH AND WELLNESS” options..

I know what you’re thinking, “Jesus, why ruin a perfectly good paper bag when you can just fuck the girl from behind with her head pressed into a pillow”….to which I say…not all women you see on the streets are in a position to get fucked up the ass or vaginally…from behind with you…so for their own benefit…use the face mask…the perfect excuse to cover half your old, tired, expired face…

90 percent of the anti-masking women protesting for their right to grocery shop….the “karens’….could use a fucking mask…then there’s 90 percent of the anti-maskers who probably have botox, fillers, and other bullshit to jack themselves up…from facial treatments to make-up….which is really just a mask in and of itself too…so bitches aren’t really against wearing those masks, they just think they are, because women as a general rule are bullshit and believe their own lies and inconsistencies…hypocrites…

Either way, Aniston is in a mask, she’s 100 so a mask does her good…I have no idea why she cropped out her signature hard nipples from Network TV in the 90s, maybe she didn’t have time to put the prosthetics that made her relevant in the first place…you know her “clown nose” that we can agree is the best clown nose ever.

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2020

02

Jul

Bella Thorne’s Greasy Facial of the Day

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Bella Thorne may be a hot set of tits that has manipulated the media industry thanks to a drive to win that her mom groomed her into having as she was the best shot they had at getting out of living in a van like the ghetto Florida trash from a broken home they are, and make it in AMerica…..and with that drive to win she ended up being trained by the top trainers at Disney, who really broke down how you work the whole being a puppet to your advantage, by connecting and manipulating your fans aggressively….

It really all comes down to money, fame can be bought, especially on the internet, and when fame is bought, the idiot followers have no idea, they are just conditioned to buy into anything the person pushes on them.

When TV and FILM was dying, but still that stamp of approval needed to problem or at least give meaning to her Instagram handle, she knew to target influencers, be edgy and be real, so people think she’s not some contrived puppet, but rather one of them, even though they are contrived puppets too….

Not that any of that matters, it was just something smart that was done with her brand to make her relevant, to get her cast in more movies looking for a younger crowd, because the world is a bunch of clout chasers….

So hot tits, good body, or not she’s consistently had a wrecked face that should make you sick, unless you’re an acne scar fetishist….so looking at her and her half nakedness always looked shiny, or slimy, or greasy as fuck…..

Here she is reaffirming what we already knew, that she’s a greasy fucking bitch…so greasy she goes to a greasy face specialist to suck the grease out of her face….and her’s that whole experience….unfortunately….but a fetish to some.