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2020

03

Jul

Gabby Epstein Underboob of the Day

I guess Gabby Epstein is really milking her dad’s name…conveniently posting an underboob in a bikini pic on the day Jeffrey Epstien’s accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell was caught by the FBI….

People get mad at me because I’ve always been an “Epstein isn’t so bad, he paid girls for massages, they knew what they were doing and probably loved the hustle while hanging out at the resort island and flying private jets”….which is apparently not the popular public opinion but if you get anyone to be HONEST in a non-judgemental, non-internet setting, they all know that at 17, when legal to drive, they were capable of deciding if they should take 250 dollars to massage an old dude while he jerked off or not….ans so are all the Epstein girls….not to mention the real young ones were probably for his most powerful of pervert clients and friends…..so I’m not really buying all the VICTIMS in his case who are clearly trying to cash in and still get paid by the Epstein estate, you know trying to steal Gabby Epstein’s inheritance, those bitches.

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2020

03

Jul

Animal Rights Girl VS Fisherman and Other Videos of the Day

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Oregon Cops Not Respecting Mask Rules – DEFUND THEM – LOL

Emergency Plane Landing

Tough Guy Gets the Elbow

Asian Karen

No Masker

Osprey Carrying a Huge Fish

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2020

03

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder who the uptight generation that has shaped the dialog of the internet to be this really boring and annoying whining shit…

Old people my age and older are typically not that uptight, maybe they get mad about politics, but other than that they can take a joke…. then the whole generation or two below me aren’t so uptight either, they grew up on Sandler Movies, Scary Movies, Teen Comedies and things that were inappropriate…sex tapes build their careers …..so that covers 30-80…..

Then there’s the 18 (or younger)to 22 year olds you see on TikTok, busting abortion jokes, racist jokes, tits out for the LOLz, who I assume are the generation Bella Thorne is getting naked for….

They are selling double penetration pics, panties and going to school with butt plugs in….the raised on porn, it’s cool to monetize your sex holes, if you’re clever you only show your anus to paying customers…

So I guess the enemy is the 22-30 year olds…..and apparently my neighbor who at 65 years old is a 300 pounder who decided to take up jogging and started her new life of health and wellness despite it being too late by putting on her skimpy spandex running shorts from 20 years ago when spandex was first invented and when it was probably too small for her back then but the stretch man…the stretch makes it work…but not for anyone who lookng at her as her huge fat cellulite and wrinkle filled thighs and ass eat up the fucking things….it was the last thing we need to see when taking the dog out to piss….as they ride up her cunt in a way that made me feel bad for the shorts ….she as the enemy of the shorts…the shorts the victim…..in a SHORTS LIVES Matter kind of protest that may end up getting tagged on her front door…because it is a real thing deserving of my activism….

Keep in mind I am a pervert, but at 65, bitch might as well have a dick….probably has a dick..

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Ozark Gets It’s Final Season
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Girl Makes Prom Dress with Duct Tape
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2020

02

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I find these under 25 year olds who are into orgies, swinging, cuckolding, S&M, anal insane….

Not that I wasn’t banging my high school girlfriend up the ass in the 80s, but it was just different then…because it wasn’t as public….or a channel on youtube / reddit / instagram / etc…..

These young people are producing content, whether it’s with anal plugs at work, sex toys, being tied up, spanked…orgies, swinging, breeder fetish….basically doing all the shit it takes 20 years of boring ass marriage to get you to….and to cultivate in the depts of your soul…

I get that maybe it’s them trying to appeal to the old guys who pay for their Only Fans and snapchats, but standard sex is some grade school shit…we all live in a fucking porno….where people or brands or social media / tech companies pretend we don’t….all you mainstream motherfuckers are a bunch of perverts and so are your 18-25 year old daughters…

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Ariana Grande – POKIES!
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Morena Baccarin Wet T-Shirt
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Woman Had Enough of Boyfriend Getting Knocked Out
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Woman Causes Scene at Ex Husbands House
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Strahan’s TV Show You Didn’t Know Existed is Cancelled…
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SI Swimsuit Wished Soccer Star Alex Morgan a Happy Birthday With Incredible Bikini Throwbacks
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Acrobatic TV Chef Does the Splits
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Doctor who Gave 130,000 People back their Sight
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Christina Ricci Gets Restraining Order Against Husband….
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Cam Newton Says Signing With the Patriots is About Respect Not Money
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Nude Model Connects with Nature
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3D Printed Steaks is some Weirdness
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TBT Failed Magic Trick
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Vanilla Ice Cancelled Austin Event He Was Getting Shit For…
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Sia Saved Maddie Zeigler from Weinstein
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Emma Watson Rare BTS Nipple Enhancement
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2020

02

Jul

Salma Hayek is MILKING her Youth with a #TBT of the Day

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Some 50 year olds like J.Lo do everything in their power to look as good or better than she did at her peak of scamming the world into buying into her being a Hispanic Sensation, despite not knowing how to speak spanish because that’s just how fake this bitch is whether her heritage is Puerto Rican or not…she’s a scam….

While others do what the internet allows us to do – and posts up pics of her when she was at her peak…..

Salma Hayek is all about using the tits for attention, a career in America….despite being rich before hollywood, after hollywood and not even because she’s married to a billionaire….

I like the strategy. Jerk off to the archive…because the current’s not as good. You don’t always need the new nudes from the bitches, when Old nudes do just as good! Tits today are tits of yesterday when in photo form…I’m a philosopher, I know.

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2020

02

Jul

Ariel Winter Hasn’t Died of Covid of the Day

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Despite her recent weight gain, after her recent enough weight loss that she attributed to prescription anti-depressants, a nice endorsement for her young girl fans to look up to in this already medicated world…..and despite her impending diabetes that she may already have, but based on the shit she normally picks up at stores, she’s definitely going to have…..Ariel Winter has not died of COVID….because she’s wearing a MASK obviously…unless it’s a fake virus then it is because of that…

She is however, shopping for some booze with her tit that she cut off but that grew back as they do when you’re hormones are all fucked up from obesity….and emotional trauma from her parents selling the poor thing off to the industry as a child…now out of work and possibly forever out of work…who wants to see Ariel Winter act, unless she’s got that a href=”http://www.mahalomasks.com” target=”_blank”> MASK ON ….because ever unattractive girl does!

And she’s shopping with a hard nip for the die hard Ariel Winter fans who don’t see her as a broken troll, but rather a set of tits that keep growing back…

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2020

02

Jul

Summer is for Fishing of the Day

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Did you know that fishing is one of the most popular sports that isn’t really a sport because it requires next to no physical prowess or skill…at least according to me who sees people fish often enough to know they are fat fucks drinking beers on a boat…but it’ popular…

What’s even more popular is naked chicks….so clearly when you merge naked chicks and fish into one black and white photoshoot – which makes no sense to me and is almost insulting to the guy who invented the color photo…because why the fuck would you need to do black and white in this era of IPHONE….for dramatic purpoes? I mean is this old timey? Looks pretty current to me….so it’s just a dumb artistic decision….got it..

ANYWAY…here’s Margaux & Maria Kn playing with some fish, and no, that wasn’t a reference to their vaginas, you misogynists….

Posted in:Photoshoot

2020

02

Jul

Tan Line Thursday of the Day

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Nothing says summer like some girls with Tan Lines, I’ve known about the Tan Line fetish for a long time, I assume it is because it is like putting a highlighter on where “clothing” is supposed to be…and some dudes just can’t handle that…which means there’s a market for tan line selfies….and luckily we live in a era of “WOKE” and “Annoying” whores who don’t think they are whores but think they are sex positive warriors that are progressive, edgy, interesting and on trend if they work as sex workers….middle of the road suburban girls who would have worked as tennis instructors, camp councillors, at the local ice cream shop….ALL selling nudes in some attempt to fight the misogynist world trying to intellectualize the sex work…despite being idiots….to make money off their nudes and those misogynists….

Here are a bunch of girls showing off their tan lines…

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2020

02

Jul

Kat is Posing of the Day

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I don’t know who this KAT person is, I just saw that was her name and felt like it was only the right thing to address her by her first name…which on instagram she goes by “Dr Kat”…you can check all her uplifting and half naked content THERE ….but you shouldn’t bother because we don’t want to lose you to the evil corporation that is Facebook…

That said…..

She says she’s a GLOBAL MEDIA AND MARKETING PERSON, which doesn’t explain why she only has 4500 followers despite getting naked and half naked in shoots….maybe that’s what she aspires to be and she puts it up there like some affirmations…”I am good enough to be a hit”…..you know a vision board like The Secret to get here where she wants to be..since last time I checked 4,600 followers for a girl who gets pretty naked is pretty shit…but here I am promoting her, so I guess her tactics are working…now MILLIONS of you will see what her ass is all about and I feel good about that…doing my part until I get an email demanding I take down the pics because ALL the unknown models are the worst kind of models who demand I remove their images because they don’t know how the internet works…sharing content you put out there bro….while the famous ones don’t fucking bother because they are just happy people are talking about them and never notice unless it’s leaked nudes…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2020

02

Jul

Cindy Bruna in a Bikini of the Day

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For some reason whenever I write out Cindy Bruna’s name I think of an anus….I guess because BRUNA means “Brown” to me, and despite not that many anuses being actually brown, but another name for anus is “brown eyed willy”……

That said, I still think anus every time I see the name Cindy Bruna….maybe it’s just that all these millennials are so anus obsessed, from butt plugs to prostate massages…to being genderless and bisexual….they just love people man….the anus, the gateway to the soul, is just always being pushed at us…

Cindy Bruna, anus and all is a French from France model who was discovered at 17 by some Chris D’Elia motherfucker, maybe it was Epstein…and has worked on all kinds of campaigns in her now 8 year career…including walking for Victoria’s Secret for the last 7 years, or 6 years since they were cancelled last year by the cancel culture and by themselves for funding Epstein, not adapting to the new era of traditional models alienating fat chicks and trans people…who feel they deserve to be models…because this is the era of never saying no to anyone, you can do anything you dream of, even if it is crazy because we won’t stop you, that would be wrong….fat chick, you too can identify as a lingerie model if you want, it’s the internet motherfuckers, use it to whine about everything and make all your shitty dreams come true…

POINT being…she’s in bikinis struggling through the whole covid crisis, obviously…

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