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2020

03

Jul

Today in On/OFF for the Fourth of the Day

I was going to do a fourth of JULY post, you know post up all the sluts in American flag bikinis, you know desecrating the flag the RIGHT way, but figured, ON/OFF is better since all these slutty girls are into showing you everything they’ve got hiding under their clothes….I figure they’re out here celebrating the fourth in their own right and you don’t need to be a cheesy biker bitch in an American Flag bikini to show your fourth of July pride….

SO here’s the FRIDAY edition of On/Off where you get to decide if girls look hotter or less hot undressed…..because we like undressed best….even when it looks worse than dressed…

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2020

03

Jul

Melissa Satta in a Bikini of the Day

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Melissa Satta is some Italian based TV presenter, SHOWGIRL, and 2010 Sports Illustrated model that you’ve probably never heard of because I’ve never heard of her and I’ve been doing this site for 15 fucking years…HOWEVER…it is very possible that I have heard of her and have posted on her but just don’t remember because I don’t remember shit, dementia maybe, alzheimers, just being built dump or maybe my brain is fucking pickled…who cares….I saw the paparazzi pics of her 34 year old ass and thought the cellulite looked weird, but the ass still looked good, maybe because of the bikini bottoms fitting her right, or maybe it’s just a good ass…who knows…

She was born in Boston, so she’s not a full on Italian treat like spaghetti….but rather an Italian with an American passport….she’s also a Karate champion which is hilarious but not as hilarious as being the mistress to Kobe Bryant who almost got Vanessa Bryant to leave him before rigging his helicopter to get that inheritance she deserves because he was fucking this isntead of her….

Now she’s married to a soccer player….and this is her mom ass in a bikini

Here are some paparazzi pics:

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2020

03

Jul

Courtney Stodden’s Fourth of July Bikini Car Wash of the Day

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Getting in the Fourth of July clickbait spirit by staging a bikini car wash now that she’s back in the tabloids for having sex with David from 90210 because his whore wife ran off with some pornstar fucking Machine Gun Kelly, which you’d expect a better play from Megan Fox, seeing as she’s Megan Fox, while on her recent quest to get off the Hollywood Blacklist she’s been on since Transformers….because if you speak out against Michael Bay and piss off Spielberg by association you get deleted….it’s not a guarantee that your career will be forever in Hollywood no matter what dick you suck…

I do know that Megan Fox has been fucking other dudes for the entire Brian Austin Green marriage, Alba is the same kind of vibe for her SIMP husband…their super groupies that knock them up and marry them are just happy to have them around or some shit that they can go off and do whatever slutty shit the need to do…only this time David from 90210 has taken a stand and publicly found some bottom feeder pussy.

That’s not to say Courtney Stodden is the worst sex doll looking person with clown tits you can fuck, but she’s definitely a different tier of celebrity, or low level celebrity…that hasn’t really made any real noise in years….even her sex tapes or porn clips were pretty shit….while she was already low on the celebrity ladder…

It’s like David from 90210 is just a fucking boomer who doesn’t realize he can fuck every hot under 25 girl trying to get OnlyFans Subscribers…going for this one seems weird and like I’ve always said, I like Courtney Stodden, I am a fan of what she does but for the irony of it….if you know what I mean….there’s hotter pussy for Megan Fox’s ex who was on 90201 ya know…we’re rooting for you David…ever since he had to make out with Tori Spelling on 90210, I felt bad for the guy….and still do.

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2020

03

Jul

Rianne van Rompaey Nipples of the Day

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Rianne van Rompaey is a dutch fashion model, who I guess unlike the HADIDS and the JENNERS is an actual model worthy of being a model.

However, I can’t be too sure she doesn’t have a dick and is being used by the media or the big brands because of that dick…tranny lives matter…but at least she’s not fat…which is the other ABUSIVE fucking disrespect to the art of fashion modelling…..besides having a dick or being an instagrammer with a lot of followers that your creepy pervert dad bought you early in the IG years so that you can pull a scam and end up with 10 million dollar penthouses in NYC….cunts…the Hadids…not Rianne van Rompaey….who you can Rompaey yourself while staring at her tits…I don’t know what Rompaey-ing yourself would really consist of, but I’m sure you’ll figure it out with some random household objects or at least some rotting meat you found in the dumpster outside Walmart like Joe Exotic…only you’re not about to feed the tigers with it, you’re gonna feed your dick with it….by fucking it…

Here is Kaia Gerber in the same magazine but not topless..

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2020

03

Jul

Lady Gaga Tit of the Day

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Lady Gaga is disgusting, she’s always been disgusting, she even used to try to offset her disgusting by wearing ridiculous costumes after she sold her soul to the devil that is AKON, a guest of Epstein’s according to the flight records, who invested in a company based in Montreal that analyzed the soundwaves of every top 40 song in the history of top 40 songs and found the trends they all HAD in common in order to DESIGN songs that would brain wash ALL of us motherfuckers….which he decided to create Lady Gaga to do. Obviously it worked, DEVIL shit.

She’s got her tits out and as someone who has grabbed her ass, I would rather be staring at her ass, in part to relive that romantic evening but mainly because anything but this fucking monstrous face….right..

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2020

03

Jul

Sara Sampaio Mental Health Titty Clickbait of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is forgetting that she’s just a fucking model and no one cares about her opinion on anything….so she produced 15 minutes of her yammering on about Mental Health claiming that she’s not making clickbait because I guess Mental Health is trending and she’s hopping on the bandwagon? I don’t know, I don’t speak Portuguese….

But then she decides to not create her “clickbait” that she’s outlining is not “clickbait”….wearing a white shirt, no bra, hard nips….OK BOOMER…we’re onto you and your menopausal daughter of a Fisherman LIES!

I also saw her speak and a conference about how she gets rewarded from Victoria’s Secret for the more scandalous clickbait shit she does, so she knows clickbait….

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2020

03

Jul

Britney Spears on Instagram Is Weird of the Day

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Britney Spears on instagram remind me of a ISIS Beheading video.

They are low quality, they are creepy, they make me wonder who is filming her or creative directing her in these.

We all know she’s a captive in her own home thanks to her parents trapping her….so it’s like a weird glimpse from the prison she calls home that her handlers approve…but this is a BILLION dollar brand and this is what they come up with….I would expect this from a bunker in the Middle East not from some Louisiana or Los Angeles County 20 million dollar home…..confusing…glitchy…amazing…

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2020

03

Jul

Bella Thorne is Pantsless of the Day

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Bella Thorne is getting ready to get banged the fuck out:

After almost 5 months I get to see my boy on Monday. I wanna cry I’m so happy ?????? also peep the hat says my name ?

Unless she fucks other people, you know modern romance in open relationships, with access to the socially accepted massive 12 inch suction dildo, because these kids raised on porn are just horny all the fucking time….maybe her dude sits on facetime or zoom watching because of that whole CUCKOLD, everyone is a queer, they both are into ALL genitals because as a spoiled generation why deprive yourself of anything….

But even if she fucks other people, you know she’s gonna be walking crooked for a few weeks, no matter how gaping her ass goes when she’s inserting random household objects up in herself because that’s what people do.

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2020

03

Jul

Nas’Tassia Shows her Ass-ia of the Day

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I came across this photoshoot on some random hipster nudity fetish site that despite posting hipster nudes pretend it’s a whole feminist adventure….

So I dug into who the model was because she’s obviously someone who is building her profile through provocative sex positive content…I needed to know more….

Until hitting her INSTAGRAM and seeing the LINK IN BIO went to an article she wrote called BIOPHILIA…which I guess is some sexualization of a bio…maybe it’s a RAPE of a bio because this is an excerpt:

When I started on this journey of self-discovery, one of the first things I did to center myself, was to fully emerge myself in nature as often as possible. It was there I learned many life lessons, ingrained in every blade of grass, flowing into me through every wave of the ocean. Like the relationship between the moon and the ocean, our lives move in cycles as well, and what a great reminder and reassurance that was at a time that I needed it most. I constantly have small epiphanies while surrounded by towering trees, or looking up into the vast night sky, thus deepening my appreciation for the world’s seemingly everlasting gift.

My opinion of that is that People are nuts…Believe their own hype…even when their hype is under 10,000 people…and people take themselves far too seriously in this self absorbed, narcissistic world of who cares what you think, just keep getting naked bitch.

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2020

03

Jul

Kate Bock In a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Bock Long Torso is all I’ve gotta say about this model who used sports illustrated swim as a dating service or an escort agency to be sold off to the highest bidding pro athlete who she was thrown into the mix with because they’d all attend the same events…the Sports Illustrated model and the Sports Illustrated athlete….

The long torso, for the record, is not a deal breaker in terms of her hotness, because being a skinny bikini model overrides her deformities or genetic imperfections…since we live in a world where fat trannies are stealing the bikini model jobs….let’s give hype where hype is deserved….

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