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2020

31

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend and girls who hate men may not be grabbing dicks on dance floor since dancing is banned like we’re Kevin Bacon in Footloose, which it should be since dancing is embarrassing…

But maybe you’ll be at the pool, or near a pool you can creep on and see girls who hate men swimming in skimpy bathing suits that they wear to fight the patriarchy…and misogyny or maybe even to try to find the creepy perverts who can’t resist to #metoo…

Keep in mind, we live in a simulation, 99 percent of people are fucking horrible, it’s better for you to stick to yourself, stare at the wall, interact with inanimate objects, it’s less anxiety inducing…because everyone is a victim, or on the verge of being the victim and it’s best for you to not be the reason they are a victim….

It is summer, you have no excuse being online right now, I mean I have a website that’s why I am online now…but get outside man…

BUT ONLY AFTER YOU CLICK THE LINKS…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Denise Austin Has a Daughter Who is Really into Fitness Too
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Gabrielle Union Wore Panties
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Today’s Quarantine Cutie is a Furry
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Saquon Barkley’s Girlfriend Anna Congdon Rocks a Tight Sun Dress on the Gram
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Joey King Turns 21
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Eric Decker Enjoys Some Pool Time With a Handful of His Wife Jessie James Decker’s Butt
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Jessica Alba’s TikTok Dance
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Jennifer Lopez Nipple Pokies on a Bike
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Minka Kelly Bikini Pic…
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A Kid’s Bike Gets Stolen During A Live News Report!
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Women of the IDF
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Lily Allen Nip Slip
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Story of a Paralyzed Skateboarder
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Zuckerberg Wants to Buy Google…
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Haley Kalil on a Boat
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Junie Spoons Sex Tape is the Weirdest Thing You’ll Ever See…
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The NFL is Suspending Free Agent WR Antonio Brown for 8 Games
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Chef Gordon Ramsay Trains And Cooks With The Royal Marines!
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These Seven People Have The Power To Turn Off The Internet!
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Everything Coming to Streaming
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Bella Thorne Slips Some Nip!
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ESPN Has Reportedly Decided On a New “Monday Night Football” Crew
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Footages Of The First Flying Machines From The Years 1890-1910 In 4K!
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Guy Tries To Fill Up Gas Into His Car, Finds A Hornet’s Nest
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Amy Schumer supports women accusing Bryan Callen of Assault
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Hot Model Carla Guetta’s Mediterranean Nude Shoot
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Scuba Diver Suffers Panic Attack And Rips Off Her Mask 50 Feet Under Water
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Boxing Punches Sound A Lot Harsher Without The Sound Of People Screaming
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The Inside of Bella Thorne’s House She’s Selling
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Orioles Catcher Adley Rutschman Shoots His Shot With the Bachelor’s Madison Prewett
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Mia Hewett’s Beach Shoot!
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Testing Out The Awesome Magnus Effect RC Plane!
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Weird Kid who Hates Skateboarders…..
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Gracie Hunt Coming in Hot With a Couple of Awesome Bikini Pics
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Top 5 Skirt Lifting Scenes in Movies
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Ellen Issued a Half Assed Non Apology Because She is the Devil
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Heather Locklear Join’s MeToo with a 1996 Breast Touch Claim…
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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The Dab Rig You Stoners Need
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Rita Ora Tits Out in a Bikini
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Madison Beer in a T-Shirt
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EmRata Dressed Up for the Paparazzi Trying to Stay Famous
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Kaia Gerber in Lingerie
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Kim Garnder in a Slutty Outfit
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Olivia Munn Fat Ass in Leggigns
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Brooke Burke in a Mask
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Lana Del Rey Thighs
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Lily Allen in a Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

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Katya Clover From the Kitchen to the Bed
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Claudia Thian Nude in Playboy
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Ksyusha Egorova Nude in the Desert!
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Big Titty Elevator Fun
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YVONNE STRAHOVSKI NUDE SEX SCENE FROM “MANHATTAN NIGHT” ENHANCED IN 4K
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Waterfall Girls
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Naked in the Fountain
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22 People having a Shitty Day
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Agdal in a Bikini
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Daddario TITTIES
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The Deal Breaker
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Frankie B is Naked
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Bikini Babe Nipslip….
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Brooke Lorraine Naked Playboy Shoot…
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Once in a Lifetime Tits
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Girl and her Cucumber
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They Say this is a Tinder Date..
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Best gangbang porn sites

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2020

31

Jul

Phoenix Neo Brings the O Faces of the Day

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The O-Face is a wonderful mystical face that you will probably never see, at least not a legitimate version of one. I’m sure you can see videos or images of them online, but I am equally sure that you will never see on in your own life because either you don’t get girls, or you’re a real man who premature ejaculates before passing out when you do get girls…leaving the poor girl you somehow rooked in with either money or by blackmailing to fend for herself…..

We are here to CHANGE that for you and for her, because that whole happy wife saying is strictly based a woman who cums. So together we celebrate the orgasm brought to you by our friends at SVAKOM – a premium sex toy brand.

So we’re bringing you girls who are looking like they are cumming on their new Phoenix Neo toy and if they aren’t they should be using the Phoenix Neo to get their O-face on for their O-Face pics. It is a tool for all their orgasm needs which are all your orgasm needs too if you’re into the human experience rather than just chronic masturbation.

The Phoenix Neo toy is powered by Feel Technology and has long distance connection features using the SVAKOM Connexion Series technology, so if you’ve been separated from your significant other during this pandemic, or if you’re pandemic dating because it is not safe, you can download the app and chat like a typical instant message chat, but with the addition of a slider along the side of the chat allowing your partner to play and adjust the intensity of the toy, even if they are miles away.

If you don’t have a partner you can also use the website’s interactive videos to control the vibrations and experiment with turning your favorite 2D videos into a 3D virtual reality! If you don’t have a partner, you could always purchase a Phoenix Neo for your favorite girl and control her any time!

Orgasms are the spice of life and SVAKOM is a leader in well-built sex toys and they offer a ton of different products, but the Phoenix Neo is pretty dope, it has 11 different vibration settings, a high-tech magnetic charging port and, like the girls below, it’s totally waterproof!

So get yours now, for you, for your happiness, for your family and friends, for someone you know, for a random you see on the street trying to social distance from you, to stick in your butt, to stick in all butts! GET YOURS NOW

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2020

31

Jul

Hilary Duff in a Tight Shirt of the Day

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I wonder if Hilary Duff fans are still turned on by Hilary Duff, because she made a name for herself when she was pretty young and you’d assume those creeps moved onto other young girls while this one got married, made a couple babies with different dads after having some public sex partners from her hired personal trainer to whoever the fuck else because I’ve heard she got her start fucking execs when she was underage but then there’s so many rumors about that shit, who fucking knows the reality…

I only started to see her appeal when she was well into being a mom, because she got this crossfit body that I would otherwise find disgusting, massive thighs and a muscular ass…but for whatever reason, maybe I was looking for help moving a piano at the time, I thought it was kinda hot…like she could take a gangbang in the locker room kind of hot like some sport initiation, not real hot….

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2020

31

Jul

Lili Reinhart Gunt of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is Becky from Riverdale, the worst show that I doubt is overhyped anymore, I mean I am sure anyone with a brain knows it sucks dick…

But anyway, this may or may not be a Maternity pic, you know cuz she was dating Jughead before he cheated on her with Kaia Gerber as people do when they are stuck with a fat chick, I mean skinny girl comes along with that model body and you gotta slip your dick in it, if you’re some kind of creep into fucking 18 year olds….who are likely big fans because that’s who the shitty show caters to…

The funny thing is that this is the pose girls do to get that booty pic for instagram, they contort like some Circus performers to get just the perfect angle, but they normally don’t show the gunt hanging out…they keep that on the cutting room floor…I guess Lili isn’t an influencer and is just an actor trying to be an influencer since influencing is where the money is at….so she doesn’t know the tricks…but even in a body positive era, you should know looking like a dad in a women’s bathing suit as a joke at the family pool party after too many beers is not the look people want from their packaged as “hot” starlet….even in a body positive era….like FACETUNE that shit girl…the internet is for artistic renditions of yourself, not the real you with your belly out….pretty irresponsible…

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2020

31

Jul

Ellie Goulding Burns Her Tits of the Day

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Dude, Ellie Goulding’s face, what kind of cartoon Inspector Gadget look is that?

I mean thank god for the tits in the bikinis, which brings up a great point, which is how important tits are to the moderately hot girl or the monster faced girl like Ellie Goulding because you almost want to give her a pass not a fail for the bikini bike ride, I mean there are far worse looking recording artists out there and her broken down Inspector Gadget looking grill isn’t THAT bad…when she’s in a bikini but seriously, why even bother showing it, to prove that it’s you? Maybe just get a tattoo on the cleavage so we can crop the face out all together…I mean this is internet life, not real life, why not just focus on the good and save the rest for dudes who have to wake up next to you after they fuck you cuz of your celebrity and money and all that…people are groupies…I mean its a tradeoff!

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2020

31

Jul

Taylor Momsen Pink Nipples of the Day

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There was a time when Child Star Taylor Momsen from the Grinch Who Stole Christmas Jim Carrey edition, and Gossip Girl and some lame ass rock band called the Pretty Reckless was a trending hashtag…then she disappeared, everyone forgot her, so she’s released a titty in a black wife beater video to remind you that she’s still only 27, not dead, but probably damaged from being a child star, but maybe the good kind of damaged that leads to good sex you’d never get from her, but can imagine because imaginary sex is the best sex of your life to date….but I have hope that will cahnge for you…I believe in you….

I guess now that she’s 27, she may die this year, so that could be why she’s making an event out of her titties….for attention…or maybe she’s got some IRS bills to pay and another shitty hit song is in the works but in order to get there she’s gotta market and if I learned anything getting my MBA…it’s that TITS get HITS….not that I have an MBA but you get what I mean.

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2020

31

Jul

Kelly Brook Titty Shot of the Day

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Kelly Brook may be old and fat, but the titty model’s got tits which makes sense since she’s only known because she’s a titty model, and since when women get old and fat, their titties do too, but you already knew that since you used to jack off to your Granny showering back when you were in High School on Christmas vacation when she’d come to visit, the family adventure left out of the Griswald story….the Granny’s Got Epic Huge Tit Scene…must be from birthing, aging, eating cake, and the elasticity of her skin degrading…so hot…

In other news, I saw some GILF fetish shit on Reddit and I don’t understand how anyone could be into that…but I do understand why a titty lover would still love these tits provided she keeps that face filter augmented reality on and doesn’t zoom out. See, I’m a natural director.

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2020

31

Jul

Brie Larson’s Fitness of the Day

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No one gives a fuck about Brie Larson which is nice….my theory is when you’re a fucking hack you’re a hack and the world sees through it…whether you’ve manipulated the executives or not into thinking you’re worthy of the high payday…

But a star has to be a star, it goes beyond just being cast as a star, it’s some imposter shit that’s obvious, and if you don’t believe me ask why only 250k people watched her shitty youtube workout that was only retweeted 2,500 times…that’s not digitial marketing prowess of an influencer….I mean…basically no influence…

I have never liked this mooch, I never found her hot, and she has always been such a fucking try hard who made it….good agents I guess.

I guess she’s looking more fit than ever, I assume she’s had work done, they all have, maybe some booty injections or whatever….but she’s not drinking enough adrenochrome, get those stemcells into her, she’s ragged….

I am still amazed that only 250k people watched her work out in spandex showing off her new ass….and it is nice to know she’s no that impactful despite being overpaid celebrity because celebrities can be fucking losers, they usually are, people tend to forget that…

I think the Barsita cam girl down the street from you pulls better ratings than this, and now that TV is replaced by internet official, maybe Larson will realize she had her window, her minute, or 15 minutes, she’s likely rich enough to chill, even though you know she wants more…they always want more…these greedy empty pieces of shit…

The sad thing is that ya’ll like her and that she’s still a celeb!

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2020

31

Jul

Nina Agdal Sucking of the Day

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Nina Agdal is sucking on a popsicle as you’d expect her to…..at least how I’d expect her to…because I know you’d expect her to because it’s like simulating sucking dick and she has definitely sucked some dick, there’s no reason beyond strategic dick sucking for her existence as a model, her coverage as one of Leo’s ugliest girlfriends in his 26 year career of fucking models so people don’t find out he’s gay, her sugar babying with rich guys she mooches off by pretending to be a high paid working model, at least rich idiot guys who buy into being manipulated because they spent too much time making money or being born into money to really understand how they are being taken for a ride…or due to her popsicle skills…that she is posting to be sexual….they don’t care they are being taken for a ride because they know any girl they are with is only there for the money so as long as she’s not a public hooker and a working model…it seems more authentic for their own egos…because like big titty girls don’t like to be known for just their tits…rich dudes don’t like admitting they only get pussy cuz they are rich…

Nina Agdal is sucking this popsicle as I’d expect her to, which is because she definitely learned how to suck popsicles in the retard institution they found her at, as popsicles are a great way to reward a retard hitting rocks together in the park with its helmet on….for not doing something bad like masturbating at retard swim class or hitting other retards with you retard strength a play time…..

You know, popsicles, the retard reward…..or you can just imagine her sucking some dicks….

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2020

31

Jul

Fishnet Fridays of the Day

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This is such exciting times here at DrunkenStepfather, I’ve figured out a new trending hashtag that I can exploit for the sake of the site, and I don’t even know if it is a trending hashtag, I’m just trying to speak in social media speak despite not using social media, totally out of fucking touch with the world…at least as much as I can be and I like it.

But FISHNET FRIDAY should be a trending hashtag if it isn’t already, it’s got that alliteration that trending hashtags like and don’t ask me why I know what alliteration is, I really have no idea why I know what it is, I barely remember anything in my life and I’m definitely not a writer or someone who did well in English class….but I know Alliterations…maybe it’s a Rain Man moment and this is my SAVANT calling…some Savants play classical music on piano after hearing a song and never having touched a piano…while I know an alliteration is when the first and second word start with the same letter…fucking genius…aren’t I..

Anyway, fishnets, girls that aren’t famous in those fishnets, on a Friday….and it may become a regular feature so set your fucking calendars to come back next week for the latest and greatest fishnet pics I spend 10 minutes or less finding… perverts….